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This is like the 8th time we’ve discovered Hamas’s super duper villainous HQ and incredibly each time its location has aligned exactly with whatever political statement the Israel government has wanted to make at that particular moment.
💥 Turns out
@UNRWA
’s HQ was literally the nerve center of the Hamas terrorist army. Dismantle UNRWA now.
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without reading, see if you can guess what the IDF did with that location data
U.S. has sent Israel data on aid group locations to try to prevent strikes
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Honestly I have never in my life seen the Democratic Party muster up anywhere near the energy or political savvy to fight the Republicans that it's exhibiting right now to snuff out a grassroots progressive movement. Hard to believe it's the same organization.
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it’s frankly embarrassing to include multiple confederate flags and leave out the best one
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Proudly celebrating my country’s Air Force by pretending we have tie fighters, which were famously used by the good guys in Star Wars.
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The humanitarian situation in Gaza requires urgent action. We need to do more to get aid into the hands of Palestinians in need – and the U.S. fully supports the work of Sigrid Kaag, the
@UN
Senior Humanitarian and Reconstruction Coordinator for Gaza.
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You can tell how devastated he was by how he couldn’t stop smirking through this whole response.
Matt Miller, when asked about the 6 year old Hind Rajab killed in the aftermath of an Israeli attack:"I have a little girl that is about to turn 6 myself. It's a devastating account...I can tell you everyone in the U.S. government feels quite deeply...can't offer an assessment"
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damn she sure showed those assholes who were, uh, protesting against a genocide
Madam VP is not to be played with!
The stare down.
The squint.
The extra head nod.
The looking around like “who else wants to try me.”
Perfection!
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Tlaib should ask for a copy of the censure resolution, dip it in bronze, and hang it on her office wall. Being condemned by this abhorrent mob of sociopaths is a badge of honor if ever there was one.
JUST IN: U.S. House votes 234-188 to censure Rep. Rashida Tlaib over her remarks and actions in response to the Israel-Hamas war.
Several Democrats voted with Republicans in support of the measure.
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I'm struggling to think of another circumstance where a person could say "my enemy has despicably built his headquarters under a hospital, and to prove it here's this cartoon I just drew" and people would actually believe it.
Hamas-ISIS is sick.
They turn hospitals into headquarters for their terror.
We just released intelligence proving it.
Here it is:
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I may be wrong but I feel fairly confident that only in modern America could you find billionaires who think “money” and “power” are completely distinct concepts and who talk about an “elite ruling class” in reference to NYT reporters and the adjunct faculty at UCLA.
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[looking around, seeing nobody paying attention to me]
WELL THEY'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DELETE MY ACCOUNT SOON
[checking...still nobody noticing me]
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, IT'S BEEN A HELL OF A RIDE, REALLY HAD SOME GOOD TIMES AROUND THIS PLACE
[still nothing]
YEP ANY MINUTE NOW
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[watching an NYPD commando kick some 18 year old college student in the head] that would hurt a lot worse if Donald Trump was president
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oh god no, who will train our cops to kneel on kids’ necks then
@PentecostJesse
@ggreenwald
No problem, Israel will stop providing technology and intelligence to the US. We'll see how we manage without Israel....
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Yemen
What is the most American state? Defined as: If a foreign visitor was only allowed to visit one state, from which state would they learn the most about what America is really like?
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TRUMP: Mini Mike, folks, is this guy short or what
BLOOMBERG: Excuse me Donald, but why don’t we measure our heights while we’re standing on top of our various investment portfolios hmm
CENTRIST DEMS: OH NO HE DIDN’T! 😂 THAT’LL LEAVE A MARK!
ELECTORAL COLLEGE: 535-3 Trump
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Brigitte I’m not going to lie, it’s a little weird that you were buying stuff from ISIS and Boko Haram. Still, kudos for taking this bold stand and I hope you find some alternative sources for whatever those products are.
Boycott Israel?
Pass.
I'll be boycotting Pakistan, Iran, Hamas, ISIS, Hezbollah, Boko Haram, the Taliban, and every other radical Islamic terrorist group and state sponsor of terror.
Why would I boycott the only country in the Middle East that values life and equal rights?
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This is odd phrasing inasmuch as his job as senator is to represent the people of Pennsylvania, not Israel. Unless somebody else hired him to do a different job.
Fetterman in Israel:
"I don't really believe I should be thanked for just doing my job. It's been a very easy and clear choice throughout all of this, through everything your nation has been through after Oct. 7."
(FWIW t's 88°F in Jl'em. Not really a hoodie-friendly weather)
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I trusted the Coyote when he showed me that newly built tunnel and I am alarmed to learn that in fact it was merely something he’d painted on the side of a mountain.
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JOE BIDEN, 2 MONTHS FROM NOW, SCATTERING LANDMINES ALONG THE US-MEXICO BORDER: if Donald Trump really cared about America he'd be out here doing this with me
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is there a term for a voice that’s even more passive than passive voice
Former Rep. Justin Amash, the first Palestinian-American to serve in Congress, posted online that his family members were killed in Gaza amid the ongoing airstrikes between Israel and militant group Hamas.
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You can enshittify this website with the blue checks, the unending porn ads, the constant tech problems, etc., but until you show me another site where people regularly post things like "dogs are settler-colonialist" this site isn't going to be replaced.
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NYT ED BOARD: So you blew up Alderaan-
DARTH VADER: Whoa, that is complete <expletive>. I worked for a *consulting company* that *recommended* blowing up Alderaan to a *client*, which then apparently did blow up Alderaan. I guess. I hadn’t even heard of that until two days ago.
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You went on Fox News to shit on him for delaying one shipment of bunker buster bombs to Israel you fucking meathead.
I’m unwilling to discard a great president, a decent man and a loving father after 50 years in public service, over a 90 minute debate.
Responding with disorder, panic and disloyalty is not meeting this moment.
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The notion that Palestinians deserve to be slaughtered because they “elected Hamas” is interesting to me because imagine if we applied that same logic to the people of Israel, the UK, or the US. I’m not sure it’s possible to describe the scale of what we’d have coming to us.
"I treat the Palestinians in Gaza in the same way I would treat any other group that produced a horror like that. They're responsible for their actions."
The fearless
@DouglasKMurray
sat with
@EylonALevy
on his podcast
@stateofapod
and clearly laid out the facts of how the
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GUY WHO WAS *PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA FOR EIGHT FUCKING YEARS*: look I think we all need to accept some responsibility for how things got so bad,
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[guy who would be most useful in combat as a human sandbag] yeah I figure if I joined the military they’d probably make me a general or something, or maybe the guy who makes laser guns for the airplanes
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If I were trying to articulate the essence of the 2023 Democratic Party in six words I don’t think I could do any better than “vandalizing a weapons plant is antisemitic.”
What happened at Elbit in Merrimack yesterday was an act of vandalism – not free speech. At a time of rising antisemitism in America, this must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I’m grateful to law enforcement for keeping Elbit employees safe.
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Unconscionable use of civilians as human shields.
The Israeli military command and control headquarters is placed right in the center of the densely populated stronghold of Tel Aviv.
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After a lifetime of searching, I finally found the fucking dumbest exchange there has ever been or ever will be
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Folks, when you think of Mike Bloomberg what adjectives come to mind? To me, Mayor Bloomberg is
Innovative
Nice
Energetic
Perceptive
Substantive
Terrific
Empowering
Intelligent
Neat
Supportive
Brilliant
Original
One of a Kind
Knowledgeable
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People from other countries should try this. A Greek guy should try squatting in somebody’s house in Sardinia and when they complain say “tough shit, Hercules conquered this whole island back in the day so your house belongs to me.”
Netanyahul says the campus protesters don't understand that the King David declared Jerusalem the eternal capital of the Jews 3,000 years ago.
This is a religious war for Zionists
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you're the senate majority leader, can't you just call him instead of debasing yourself like this
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Joe Biden turning a big dial that says “Student Loan Relief” on it and constantly looking back at the audience until he finds the point where nearly everybody is booing him. This is politics.
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Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉
Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉
Legs are coming soon! Are you excited? 🎉
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SANDERS: [criticizes US death squads in Central America 30 years ago]
DEMS: ok comrade, good luck getting elected with that record
BLOOMBERG: [is a giant sexist and racist piece of crap for like 65 years until he decides to run for president]
DEMS: welp, pobody's nerfect am i rig
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Hello friends, New York Times here. It’s come to our attention that we may have gotten an incredibly consequential story wrong in an extraordinarily dangerous way. Don’t worry though, we’ve fired the person responsible: the night janitor who works every other Sunday.
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Awesome, looking forward to it!
FACT: President Obama has a plan to end the war in Afghanistan in 2014—Mitt Romney does not.
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Probably good to note here that Republicans can’t stop this unless Democrats let them.
Key moderate Republicans in the Senate dismiss quick action on President Biden's top priority of a $1.9T economic package, indicating that the $1,400 stimulus payments Biden requested could take months, or never arrive. -
@sahilkapur
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I think my favorite part of the new Havana Syndrome story is the person who says they were just going about their day when all of a sudden it felt like they'd been shot by a ray gun. How would anybody know what that feels like?
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it’s hard to believe that her political style (obvious, overwhelming contempt for voters, potential voters, or really just anyone who isn’t her) proved unsuccessful in 2016
Hillary Clinton criticizes pro-Palestinian protests and says many young people she’s spoken to “don't know very much at all about the history of the Middle East or, frankly, about history in many areas of the world.”
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apologies for polluting everyone’s timeline but absolutely lmfao
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Does it ever occur to these people how it looks for the United States to pick a fight with fucking Maldives on behalf of Israel?
Scoop: Gottheimer working on legislation to withhold U.S. aid to the Maldives unless they reverse their ban on Israeli passport holders.
The tiny luxury tourist destination on Sunday became the first country since Oct. 7 to institute such a ban.
@Axios
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has this been a parody account all along
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton is telling donors to stick with President Biden. She’s never wrong.
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Screenshotting because I don’t want to engage but any contemporary billionaire would be instantly killed and possibly eaten by even the most incompetent warband at any time in history.
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The next time you get upset about a few broken windows at a protest, remember how much real violence happens very politely in our Capitol
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A panel of CNN anchors demanding that presidential candidates justify *not* wanting to nuke anybody is a nearly perfect snapshot of 2019 America.
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Man, if only more African countries had followed Wakanda’s example by [checks notes] not actually being real and therefore never getting colonized
Resource-rich countries in Africa can learn from Wakanda’s management of vibranium,
@masow13
and
@ASYBrookings
write
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One thing I think this shows is that it’s hard to do edgy combat music videos when all your footage is of some guy blowing up a kid’s cancer ward with a howitzer from 5 miles away.
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Tweeting something that ends with “what you got?” and turning off replies is extremely high level posting.
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at some point you'd think one of these major media outlets would take offense at the fact that the IDF thinks they're all complete fucking morons, sadly they really are all complete fucking morons so it doesn't register
The Israel Defence Forces have accused Hamas of building a base under one of the main hospitals in Gaza.
They played this clip video to support their claim.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Once you accept that Republicans Are Always In Charge no matter how any given election goes or what the actual structures of power are in DC, US politics and political journalism both make much more sense.
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I don’t think “not wanting to talk to Peggy Noonan” is really indicative of anything sinister. Seems like a very normal reaction.
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Obama is probably the worst offender, but the pro-drone argument always juxtaposes casualties caused by drone strikes with hypothetical casualties from sending in the 1st Armored Division as though those are the only two choices. It’s a ridiculous thing to say.
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Why is Rashida Tlaib refusing to answer for the actions of this other Arab person and indeed all persons of Arab descent? She is Arab, is she not? I'm opposed to bigotry by the way.
2 days later,
@RashidaTlaib
is still quiet as a mouse about a Dearborn, Michigan man stalking Jewish shoppers at a Kosher supermarket, attempting to rope them into saying "Free Palestine"
Tlaib's antisemitic rhetoric is now manifesting itself into physical harassment!
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whoa, he didn’t treat two different African American politicians with differing policy agendas as basically interchangeable because they’re both black, what a racist
Bernie Sanders Brags About 1988 Jesse Jackson Endorsement, But Urged Primary Against Obama in 2011
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lmfao I turned on MSNBC out of morbid curiosity and within 90 seconds professional loser Claire McCaskill was griping about "socialism"
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FILM TWITTER IN 1990
Just came out of Ernest Goes To Jail. First thought is...it’s a lot. Some good, some questionable. Going to need time to process the whole thing.
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Oh cool, but what if you fought against the USSR as [checks notes] a member of the SS? No? Still OK? Great, thanks for clarifying.
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Assuming this Russian bounty story is true, and fwiw the sourcing seems very thin at this point, I for one am shocked at the notion that a nation would arm and incentivize Afghan extremists to kill the soldiers of a rival nation. Such depravity has never before been seen, surely.
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If Hilary Clinton actually cares about helping Joe Biden win reelection she’ll spend the rest of 2024 on a retreat in a Tibetan Ashram under a complete vow of silence.
When asked about US voters upset with the choice between Joe Biden and Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton says:
"Get over yourself. Those are the two choices."
Really glad to see she's learned lessons from her 2016 defeat then!
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Seems like if any past president had drawn a large crowd of supporters out into an isolated area for a rally and then left them there to die it would be a campaign-defining scandal, but those were simpler times I guess and we were a simpler people.
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well gawrsh Mickey I wonder why
Pete Buttigieg: "We're seeing some Republicans cross over. They're showing up at my events. They're saying they're going to support us."
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Free market capitalism has produced the greatest, most powerful, most resilient, most stable economic engine in history, but what happened is some folks on an internet forum started buying a video game stock so we had to throw everybody in stock jail before the banks collapsed.
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If what's happening in Georgia right now were happening in Venezuela John Bolton and Mike Pence would be talking about a military intervention
BREAKING FROM THE
@AP
: A spokeswoman in Kemp’s office, who has also worked on his campaign, says there are 22,000 provisional ballots. She has shared the county breakdown with only one candidate — Kemp — but has not shared it with the media or the public.
#CantTrustKemp
#gapol
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I don't think it's possible but hypothetically let's say Joe Biden is the new president come next January. Let's even say he manages to carry the Senate, which is an outrageous long shot but let's roll with it.
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is this like when Mormons posthumously baptize people into the faith
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Honestly it rules to live in a democracy where your two political choices are the 2019 Republican Party and the 1995 Republican Party
Speaker Pelosi: "If we're going to build America's infrastructure, we have to build America's human infrastructure, health care, education, education, education, is to work closely with the private sector for them to task to the community colleges what their needs are."
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[exasperatedly crumpling up another sheet of paper and throwing it into an overflowing trash can] what about “from the river to the sea, let’s agree to disagree”
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It’s weird that you think this “transcends politics” when in reality it’s a direct result of politics, specifically your politics.
The most disturbing set of data on America that I have encountered in a long time. This transcends politics.
This is especially scary remembering that demographics were the best early warning on the collapse of the USSR.
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four decades of success in the Middle East, that’s wild
President Trump has upended four decades of successful U.S. foreign policy in the Middle East, Hal Brands, Steven A. Cook, and Kenneth M. Pollack write. From our Spring 2020 Issue:
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what, at this point, is the actual qualitative difference between CNN and, say, Newsmax
.
@DanaBashCNN
highlighting
@jaketapper
's revealing (and disturbing) interviews this weekend with a Democratic governor and a Republican senator who, when given the opportunity to call out antisemitic language within their own parties, chose instead to side-step it.
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"Bernie Sanders failed because he refused to build coalitions with a bunch of people who are implacably opposed to everything he supports" is definitely a political take, but I'm not sure what the lesson is supposed to be moving forward.
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lmao did nobody tell her that this is a memorial *celebrating* McCain’s capture
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obviously I don't think we should be spending a trillion dollars a year on our military machine, but it's really wild to spend a trillion dollars a year on a military machine whose aims can be disrupted by the world's biggest dipshit on a whim because of a tweet he read
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What will happen next is that all the people telling you we can't pursue a progressive agenda because We Must Unite To Defeat Trump will seamlessly pivot to telling you we can't pursue a progressive agenda because doing so would Risk Our Majorities.
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Netanyahu now just nonchalantly indicating the annexation of the West Bank while the Biden administration continues to insist that he’s a good faith partner and the Two-State Solution is still on the table.
Of course, the West Bank does not exist on Netanyahu's map. And Gaza is the forever Israeli enclave.
This speech will go down in history as Netanyahu's open admission to that world that Israel will remain between the river and the sea indefinitely, as long as he rules.
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lmfao Blinken is such a vile piece of shit you almost lose track of the fact that he's also a moron
🚨The State Department has put on hold its plan to impose sanctions on the IDF "Netzah Yehuda" battalion for human rights violations in the occupied West Bank & is reviewing the issue in light of information Israel provided. My report on
@axios
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Just an absolute blithering idiot. So dumb you can't even really say anything funny about it because nothing you say could be funnier than his own dipshit takes.
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SCIENTISTS: we’re close to growing meat in the lab
ME: wow, interesting, I wonder how it tastes
NOTED INTELLECTUAL: finally I might one day sup freely on the most forbidden of flesh
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You know it’s crazy, but sometimes I even feel like we might already *be* at war. And not just one war, but like a bunch of them all at the same time. Weird, right?
Does anyone else have the creeping sensation that they're living in a "prewar" period?
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There’s a lot here but the fact that Patel didn’t even bother learning how to pronounce her name is I think the most telling part.
Despicable response to killing of an American in the West Bank. Watch this exchange with
@Simondlewis
and StateSpox.
Lewis: A lot of people have pointed out a double standard in the treatment of this death
Patel: We’re asking partners in Israel…each circumstance is different.
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Paul Ryan is not a smart wonk
Paul Ryan does not care about the poor
Paul Ryan is a garden variety sociopath who uses PowerPoint a lot
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Credit where credit is due, the CGI here is incredibly well done, almost lifelike. I'm less impressed with the animation on the bear character but it's not bad either.
This on par if not better than the Olympic James Bond scene.
The Queen having tea with Paddington - incredible that at 96 and after 70 years on the throne she still has the power to surprise
#platinumpartyatthepalace
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INT 2020 DEMOCRATIC DEBATE
MOD: what will you do about climate change?
BIDEN: no American who works 3 jobs and drives for Amazon should drown in boiling seas
BLOOMBERG: as president I will arrange a series of climate focused TED Talks
O’ROURKE: [does a kick ass skateboard move]
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weird I wonder why he deleted this earlier tweet
The mysterious explosion in Gaza.
Hamas blames Israel for this. I believe it is either a failed rocket that hit the hospital or something that was done on purpose in order to get international support.
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BIDEN 2024: Is It Working? No. Are We Going To Continue? Yes.
And if airstrikes working in Yemen, Biden on South Lawn said: “Well, when you say 'working' -- are they stopping the Houthis? No. Are they going to continue? Yes.”
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wow this is a great question
Also what is the legal authority for strikes? Assad is a brutal dictator. But Syria is a sovereign country.
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No, sorry, our climate policy is a deeply worrying sign of how unhinged our political conversation has become from truth. The JFK Jr shit is hilarious.
The very large crowd gathered to see the JFK Jr. reveal himself after his faked death isn’t funny. It’s a deeply worrying sign of how unhinged our political conversation has become from truth.
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