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r/adultry rules. every post about planning an affair is full of helpful advice, you can talk about how much you love your affair partner and hate your SO and people will rizz you up, but if you post about how it blew your life up the comments are like "what did you expect, Lol".
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according to the product page none of the motion sensor features here will work if you're sleeping with someone else. nintendo made an alarm clock for single people.
Wake up! Nintendo Sound Clock: #Alarmo is available for early access for Nintendo Switch Online members in the US and Canada! . This interactive alarm clock lets you set a time and select from 35 scenes from across 5 Nintendo titles. More titles to be added later!
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he's demisexual (requires connections to feel sexual attraction).
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everyone is upset that the original girl is gone but honestly if he keeps making this video over and over with different girls. that's a good bit.
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this reminds me that there were billboards in ancient rome that used gladiators as spokesmen, but in Gladiator they specifically decided not to show that because audiences wouldn't accept it.
My wife is watching MANHUNT on AppleTV, a miniseries about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. Patton Oswalt's character just called John Wilkes Booth a "creep," in case you were wondering exactly how much work went into faithfully recreating the language of 1865.
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we really need to drill into peoples heads that it's fantastic that the industry is heading towards having hundreds of games with 20k+ daily players, instead of a dozen that get 20mil.
#Palworld vs #Helldivers2 Steam stats. Welcome to the Age of meme-gaming, where you seek to burn bright & strong, but you know you'll burn up fast no matter what. #gamedev
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non-zero chance that Andor was developed as a five season show so they're trying to stuff the last four seasons into the one left they're getting.
#Andor S2 details . • Takes place over 4 years .• Will be a one-year time jump every three episodes.• Ben Mendelsohn returns as Director Krennic.• Forest Whitaker returns as Saw Gerrera.• Alan Tudyk returns to voice K-2SO.• Releasing in 2025
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there’s a guy in the something awful metroid dread thread having a “does nintendo do refunds” meltdown because he got stuck right at the start, due to not realizing that if you hold the jump button longer you jump higher
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gay sex is probably the least disgusting thing to have ever happened in a senate hearing room.
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I'm glad the corporations that are eating the earth will at least properly gender our corpses
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I thought everyone had seen this video but apparently not, it's so good
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I'm posting that The Newsroom scene and no one can stop me. Please watch the whole thing.
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in every Kui interview you can feel the tension between what Dungeon Meshi is on the page and what Dungeon Meshi is as a fandom, and this is a particularly wild example. somehow every single question here hits on that landmine, lmao.
Making Monsters Delicious with Delicious in Dungeon Manga Creator Ryoko Kui.We spoke with Delicious in Dungeon manga creator Ryōko Kui to discuss the community of food, why Senshi is so sexy, seeing neurodivergence in Laios, and more. ➤.
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Addiction By Design is a giant book about every aspect of slot machines and has hundreds of stories like this that will kind of mess you up
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@viperwave the only time an American feels like a part of a community is when he's stuck in traffic.
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goons will root out all nazis, including imaginary ones in fallout new vegas mods
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what makes the dark turn in Dungeon Meshi so good is that the first hit of really dark stuff doesn't even count as a twist. everything that happens in the back half of this episode is things it tells you are coming, but you just didn't think through the implications until now.
Dunmeshi's tonal shift is so good it got my family baffled and scared.
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anarcho-capitalists haven't solved the roads problem yet but they're working on it
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what's weird is that anime cons in America don't have a comic market, it's all fanart.
i saw someone complain that an "anime con in japan" didnt have a true artist alley.it was comiket.comic market.bro that IS the artist alley. .
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wearing that shirt and actually meaning it is the lamest possible move lmao.
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@bloodberry_tart twitter is at a point where the gas leak posts didn't even phase anyone. we we're like "oh cool another weird joke post" instead of being concerned.
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this clip that everyone was making fun of yesterday for the briefcase guy also has a newspaper rack for the the epoch times, a far-right anti-communist party paper funded by falun gong. this got picked up on Chinese social media, makes a $100mil+ distribution deal less likely.
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whenever a series goes on too long the writers will want to make a joke mocking the fundamental improbability of the premise. there's multiple simpsons episodes that have specifically done this regarding Homer's job. this is a retread of a retread of a retread Lol.
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a snopes reporter asking a grieving widow if her husband died from a taser to the balls is much funnier than the original incident. I don't even care if that's how he died, what we know is a real thing that happened is so much better.
No. If I have to live in a world in which COVID is 5G, in which Andy Ngo is a "journalist," in which Sandy Hook is fake, a world of rampant voter fraud, a society of a million lies, then this guy tased himself in the balls. I don't care what you say. It's never helped me before.
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a switch and steam deck are tablets for playing console/pc games, which are a different type of thing from dedicated handheld games, which are different from mobile games. while there are games with a handheld spirit, there is something lost here.
people talking about how the 3ds is the "last handheld". what are the switch and steamdeck, chopped liver?.
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Would you support Alex Jones being able to keep his businesses so his family can SURVIVE ?. YES or NO ?
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during development Andor was meant to be Disney+'s Game of Thrones, yet between greenlight and release Disney+ became the kids app and The Mandalorian got to set the tone for the rest of Star Wars. they really should have moved Andor to Hulu.
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the more I watch it the funnier the "go girl give us nothing" stuff is, this rules.
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I liked the plagiarism movie. online has felt like it's sliding into slop for a decade, that nothing matters, that everything is just a fuzz. refreshing to be able to understand that there's real people making it like this and they suck.
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the good news is that she has the healthiest possible view of the situation
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I feel like everyone should know that elon musk's mom is mom from futurama
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people straight up don't believe me when I say that if I came out in high school I'd have lost friends.
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r/me_irl is still closed on reddit, but we just got an admin message basically asking if there's a mod on the team that's willing to scab lol.
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if I could get people to pay textbook prices for lists of monsters I'd think I was monetizing myself pretty well.
Dungeons & Dragons executives think “the brand is really under monetised”.
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it's gonna be nfts.
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yes, this show alone is why. we must hold sorkin responsible for his crimes
@devtesla Was this a popular show? Is this why people are the way they are??.
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it is actually normal. you can do it with anything if you want
So apparently it’s not “normal” to pick a new upcoming movie release you have to see as a reason to not kill yourself.
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I had no idea how good this one was gonna be until I finished and holy shit it's so good
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there's also the great scene in Silence of the Lambs where they make it clear Buffalo Bill isn't evil because he wants to be a woman, he's evil because he's gay.
I like the woke psychiatrist at the end of Psycho, when the cop says Norman was a transvestite, he interrupts him and goes “No. Transvestites merely wish to change their sex. Norman wanted to murder people” I’m glad he drew a distinct line.
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there's something about how ttrpg players will try to solve around the table social problems using game mechanics that's fascinating. this is and old old old part of the hobby. nerds think there's something noble about solving problems this way instead of being socially aware.
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yeah that sounds about right. that is the normal passage of time.
Bioshock (2007) is now as old as Sonic the Hedgehog (1991) was when Bioshock was released.
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has he never played a nintendo game before? I think literally every one will jump you higher the longer you hold the button.
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the comparison is not especially meaningful because it's even worse than it sounds. Democracy Dies in Darkness
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okay instead is the wrong word. it's more like there's this side industry developing of medium sized games, and audience that's used to hopping around and doesn't just play fortnite all the time.
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every time I read something like this I remember that Elon believes this car will survive the apocalypse.
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we need to stigmatize creators responding to stuff like this unless like, you have an actual point. no reason to.
Every time this happens it’s funny as heck, but also the scariest feeling in the world for the op.
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turning a big dial that says "abuse" on it and looking back at this twitter user for approval.
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I read the other The Cut piece and the contrast is incredible. she's purposefully trying to sound as crazy as possible here to make a point and she still ends up seeming more together than the $50k lady, who was going for the opposite.
Happy Valentine's Day! Would you like to read a long essay about divorce?
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this paragraph about the lack of a battle pass and progression system is both true and depressing. players have been trained to just straight up not play if they're not unlocking something
Spare a thought for poor Concord, a kind and earnest shooter sent out to die.
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shout out to the guy who replied the tweet with “this is why america deserves three more 9/11s” then quote tweeted it with “I swear, this shit is why I always say america deserves three more 9/11s”.
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