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scooch a mooch // @tackitonpodcast
Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2013
girl they sell guns at walmart.
Just your daily reminder that FIVE YEAR OLDS CAN READ,. And why are PHARMACIES selling SEX TOYS????
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y’all i’m legit begging you please don’t be stupid on tuesday.
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why is my dad the sweetest most supportive person ever im crying :’)
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men thinking that a woman taking photos at a baseball game is weirder than them recording her doing it??? a disease.
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the fact that they’re sitting at the “kids table” IM CACKLINGGGGGHS
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grabbed edamame from the table and slurped it just to realize there was no bean inside and it had already been ransacked by another person’s tongue
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i still can’t get over the fact that it looks like she’s just losing her mind at madam tussauds 😭.
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my last braincell bringing me a toxic memory to obsess over while i’m trying to fall asleep
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even the font looks exhausted.
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fresh almond manicure acquired, $600 balayage foiled to perfection, and zebra at 100% battery. she had 6 hours to close the store and not a second for his bullshit. may her and her bloodline flourish.
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this video
What's your contribution to society?.
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it was hour 7 of press day, ponytail causing a migraine, and lashes coming off the inner corner. she was fed up and miss blonde was the last straw
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the way we all used to wear liquid matte lipsticks OOF the trauma.
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put her behind the counter
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PLEASE WHEN I DID A FULL LOOK AND THEN REALIZED MY HOODED EYES COVERED EVERYTHING I WAS SO DEVASTATEDJCJCJC
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this how y’all look trying to pretend like your jeans don’t fit
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ppl telling me i’d be more desirable if i worked out and gained muscle…. yeah… desired by people who only desire me because i have muscle. now why the fuck would i want that?😭
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my coworker just sent me a screenshot of a text that they sent to their girlfriend on my first day. i started at NINE.
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PLEASE HELP ME E E E E E E E
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i’m cryinnggggg she wanted them to ask about her reusable lid soooo bad but my queen dngaf
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my timeline
Twitter/X introduces a ‘Revisit your bookmarks’ suggestion that users will randomly see as they scroll the timeline. It will show you some of your past bookmarks.
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i’m glad i’ve never met david dobrik because he could literally tell me to do anything and i would do it.
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I showed my dad how popular this tweet was getting and he wasn’t that excited. i asked him why and he’s like “i don’t care about all that stuff i just care about YOU”. why am i so blessed.
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this is like if leonardo da vinci regretted the mona lisa.
P!nk tells @LATimes that she wishes she never released the song “We’ve Got Scurvy” for SpongeBob SquarePants:. “That was a real mistake.”
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& when the front desk attendant asked for a card to put on file, she faxed a selfie.
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i knew here
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sitting with all the cig smokers in the smoking area with my bubblegum elf bar
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when it’s the final lap on mario kart and i have to let the racers know
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tweeted at 2:07 am i’m crying.
gonna start being a 5 am gym gay who sleeps early and reads books and become the happiest ive ever been.
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just checked and there’s been a $60,000 increase since her post 4 hours ago. i disagree with centering celebrity involvement when reporting on genocide, but it is important to recognize how severe of an impact one story post can have.
Ariana Grande shares donation link for the Palestine Children’s Relief Fund.
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NEVERRRRRR give someone skin care tips unless they ask you for them. ever.
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the editors had at least 6 redbulls each this day 😭
what’s your favorite obscure Drag Race moment?.
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omw to gaga fortnite festival cause i couldn’t get charli boiler room
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me after one puff
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i know her team SHIVERED when they heard that magenta carabiner jangle.
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this tweet is blowing up so i think it’s time i get some credit for what ivE DONE LMFAO THIS IS MY VINE LOL!!! I AM THE TWO MOMS AT BRUNCH VINER. SKDKSKXKS
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ring light out, oil applied, sound on, name moaned… it would have been the production of a lifetime, trust.
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how life feels when you stop expecting violet chachki to be nice and just enjoy her being an evil drop dead gorgeous bitch
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emma stone and ryan gosling deciding what land they’re gonna fall in love on
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when i’m in the bathroom trying to get paper towel but it’s motion activated
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good morning everyone. i will be the opening manager for eternal sunshine release day. west coast stans: you’ll be in charge of reporting leaks as they arise. east coast stans: i need you monitoring flop crave and page six closely. keep them in line. midwestern stans: i want
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in my first uber pool and we’re about to pick up the second passenger omg
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if i was natalie portman i would NEVER let yall forget how i chewed, munched, and swallowed every line of this film
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the way he’s probably lying so he can pretend he beat the virus and use it to further his campaigning that the virus doesn’t actually kill people and we should stop taking precautions.
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when the whole friend group is in the living room watching tik tok at full volume
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vine compilations don’t do anything for me tbfh. where is jarod zsz where is stephen bye where is gill is trill or tess almighty where is lance billaber and rickey thompson and lohanthony and lame austin? i watch “gimme my hat back jordan” and “welcome to chili’s” w a str8 face.
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im sorry but some of yall really sit here believing this but cant wrap your peanut brains around two men being in love. i have to laugh.
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and the wrapping around each piece was like chipotle aluminum foil like that was LUXURY.
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norvina: i’m STRANDED on a desert island with no food someone please call for an emergency helicopter!!!. y’all: did i hear. ISLAND?😻 i created this 🐚🌊tropical wavy halo eye🌸🌺 inspired by the new norvina VOL 3!!✨ pls pls pls pls pls pls notice me💗💗.
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this is a face wallet.
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what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet?. I am the reason nigel thornberry became a meme, and I also made this gif
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