Iris Lewinsky
@1R_1S
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He had such nice legs.
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no like i think it's really funny how when we drink we do it right and get slizard??????.
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kendrick: you're a pedophile.drake: no i'm not.carrie: big is moving to paris.
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staying in your lane and having dgaf attitude, not listening to haters, always being true to yourself 💜.
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if you kick every elf out of the north pole then who is going to be making your presents, santa claus. ohhh that's not jolly-. I mean- in the christmas spirit that-.
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i heard she's seriously allergic to a type of plastic they use in microphones :(.
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I have evidence of moo deng verbally abusing her stylist and makeup artist.
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so excited to do coke off an ipad in pajamas in my room tonight! it's gonna be crazyyyyy, sarah can you film us?.
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person i hit with my car can't afford legal fees and won't be pressing charges.
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I keep seeing people say "wigglesburg". it's wigglesWORTH and BUTTERSburg. respect the source material oh my god you people make me sick.
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she is finding humour and joy in the most mundane places you should try it bitch.
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'tate mcrae'. the newest in a succession of host bodies for a malevolent retail pop demon flitting from girl to girl, carrying with it the same nasal voice, anonymous lyrics and production formulae. gay guys STAY STRONG. you know how to spot a real diva i know you do.
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ohhhhh ok. because it feels like you guys have been talking about it for like 15.
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there is slay in the flop era and there is flop in the slay era. 🤷♀️
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whenever i move i have to inform my new neighbours that i'm a registered rina sawayama early investor. i'm legally required to tell them how firmly i believed she would be a star and how wrong i was.
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awwwwww 😭😍😍😍 she deserves all the toddlers in the world. .
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she looks 2. no. she looks unborn. no. she looks like an unfertilized egg. no thats not right. she looks like a prescient vision of a baby that won't be born until 200 years from now. that's how young she looks.
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their NAME. *my eyes glow red*. is THE BITCH. *i start levitating*. IN QUESTION. .
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as a child i fantasized about the penguin from happy feet beating up my family and taking me to antarctica like hades and persephone.
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me when i'm an evil genius luring all the most annoying people in the world to tune into the same show at once so i can interrupt the broadcast with a combination of sounds and colours that kills viewers instantly.
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If a diva clocks tea and no one is there to gag on it, did miss thing really clock that tea?.
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this is human mama. this is 450 dollars that is 35.
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yes serve that drag race all stars early eliminated queen promo look you fierce little lez!!!!!.
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photo of my grandfathers and grand uncles in 1955. the post world war economic expansion was exciting for them but they were shaken by the advent of the atomic bomb, afraid of what this technology might mean with the cold war beginning. you can see this uncertainty in their eyes
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yass alia atreides.
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when i was in a hostage situation i knew exactly what tto do. i played "lets have a kiki". it raised morale, calmed down all the other hostages and brought us so close. there were such great vibes in that room, so full of love. great team building! i was the only survivor.
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as i lay crying on the floor, i remember there is always a chance i am in a truman show scenario- i roll over, purse my lips, arch my back , and look upward with a cunty tear-soaked smize. the hypothetical audience are hit with devastating pity and intense arousal.
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'twas the queening-out before fiercemas and all through the kii not a diva was serving it was jushless the house.
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you people are so mean. i think she looks shahmazing.
Woman goes viral after “upgrading” her face & getting Bbl’s 👀
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anything to take attention away from tinashe 🙄.
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ant charlotte: I found a gorgeous crumb the other day but it was too heavy.ant miranda: I can never find good crumbs .ant samantha: the queen caught me mating with two of her drones at the same time .ant carrie: big is moving to paris
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thinking about how i tweeted this while driving.
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taylor swift teaching gypsy rose about girl power is like a preschool teacher advising a phd candidate.
Gypsy Rose Blanchard reveals that she wants to meet Taylor Swift once she’s released from prison later this year. She says she's determined to meet Swift, who’s “taught her the true meaning of girl power,” according to TMZ. 🔗:
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annoying orange and pear probably get in really deep talks when the cameras arent there. they've been sitting together 24/7 for well over a decade now. i imagine the conversation has also been of a sexual nature at times, but they avoid bringing this up again.
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i hate gay halloween what do you mean you have sex with guys and you're a guy.
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I painted a starcrossed loving couple of CPAP gaymer husbears ❤️🔥
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one miso caramel croissant with the gochujang cream please! oh and can i get that flattened? and a harissa latte with the chamoy marshmallows too.
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i'm a booktok girlie. i'm a clean girl. i'm a y2k cokewhore. i'm a gay guy. i'm a femcel. i'm a brooklynite. i'm Mother. i'm a girl's girl. i'm the girl next door. i'm a khia. but most of all i'm Me.
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you look like a miscarried piglet preserved in formaldehyde the tarnish from your aliexpress resell jewelry is leaching into your skin and breaking you down from the inside out and and your filler is 3 months from completely a full migration you are FOUL.
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wow. are you that ashamed of me :/.
@kelly_hetrick @TraderGoys that’s correct… i don’t have a daughter would appreciate your taking down your tweet. ✌🏼.
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you look like a reddit exhibitionist who posts 100 nudes a day and none of them get any upvotes.
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I'm a huge fan honestly but I don't talk about my interests much because of childhood trauma from bullying.
Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?
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um queenliness and diva attitude maybe?.
What compels an adult woman to do something like this?
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some of you are celebrating the charli xcx and 1975 guy engagement. many of you are grieving. i'm doing neither. i'm in perfect emotional equilibrium, meditating on the knowledge that she WILL cheat and break it off and make a great song. this moment is but a drop in the ocean.
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coworkers shudder when she steps in the break room.
as someone who is Extremely Online™️ and a self proclaimed meme connoisseur🤌 here is a ranking of my top internet moments / memes of 2023. a thread.😤🤠🤨🤡😮💨🤪😈🫡👇
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*witnesses four car pile-up on the highway* oh that one's sooooo marnie. and the one that flipped is jessa.
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could be 1 if she had any self control.
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my gusband's gooncave where he goons and bates. I tried to veto this in the renovation plans but he said if he gets his gooncave I can have a craft room to make my pronoun jewelry for my etsy store
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Jush.
What emotions do you think should be introduced in a potential INSIDE OUT 3?
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"hmm I need inspiration for my album aesthetic let me go see what ZARA LARSSON is doing".
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2024 ins and outs!. in: penis.out: penis.in: penis.out: penis.in: penis.out: penis. only those with dirty mind / dark humor will get this 😂 like and share.
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because i'm paranoid i feel the need to clarify that this is a joke and i have never been in a car accident- it was deliberate!.
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