Good evening weary traveler. Non binary lake is that way, just on the other side of lesbian lagoon. Here, take these Chappell Runes, they’ll keep you safe on your journey
JVN: “Wearing a shirt backwards is an act of bravery. Its a resistance slay, mama! It’s a way of saying—hello world, this is who *I* am!”
Pelosi: “Yes. :). Great. Thank you for coming to Congress today Weird Al. Your mission is so important”
🚨RHUGT News🚨
Actress and former Beverly Hills cast member Kim Richards has reportedly been cast on the 3rd installment of The Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip. Richards is reportedly ready to “lay it all on the table” with the rest of the cast.
Are you excited to see Kim?
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The way he exposed himself as being attracted to underage girls and seeing their nude photos without their consent...we have to laugh
I crashed my car into a house and then kept driving and then parked in the middle of the road and then my dog had to get out of the car to go to the bathroom, and then the police, they came and arrested me, yeah, I’m under a lot of stress
Bethenny gets up from her bed and slips a skinny girl pod into her signature red kuerig. Her iPhone 15 is firing off notifications in the distance. “Kristen Taekman steals the show in RHONY Legacy.” She falls to the floor and begins sobbing. It was going to be a horrible day
Kristen Stewart reveals RHONY connection in new interview. “Alex McCord is my aunt. She’s always been extremely supportive. I actually drew inspiration from her while filming Twilight. She would call me every night after filming and we’d just talk. She was great.”
The concept of saying you worked with a medical intuitive as if everyone is supposed to nod in fervent recognition like a medical intuitive is a profession people know about and highly respect
Dorinda Medley awakens with a start, a bottle of Bluestone Manor bourbon sat precariously on her bedside table. She yells at her housekeeper to fry up some eggs. Her phone begins to vibrate. It’s a google alert: “Tinsley Mortimer gets married.” It’s going to be a horrible day.
🚨RHONY News🚨
Real estate agent, author, and former model Kelly Bensimon is allegedly nearing final negotiations for a spot as a full-time housewife on Season 14 of the New York franchise.
Are you excited to see Kelly back in the mix?
How do you get called the biggest whore in Macy’s window and not completely bust out laughing in the person’s face like luann really didn’t give a fuck