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She looks like she’s about to start a femininomenon
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Carol Kane for Vogue UK, 1977.
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this photo will be shown in history textbooks i think
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she snapped.... an icon
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all of us going back into quarantine when the second wave hits
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Him: Are you stupid? Me:
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THIS IS SO RUDE WHEJSKSKS
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This was literally her espresso but her team couldn’t get it together
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this verse caused a shift in the timeline
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the end dhdhskjsksk
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No promo, no acknowledgement, no release date hype from the artist, no tiktok challenge (love the app, btw ❤️), no TTH, no sexual video, no youtube countdowns. No gimmicks 🙏 just pure love from the fans 🎀
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Johann Sebastian Bach has surpassed 8 million monthly listeners on Spotify.
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the starbucks social media intern when they see that another pop girl is releasing a single
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locals trying to decipher stan twitter
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me leaving starb*cks after blowing up their bathroom
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I am your MUTHA
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she was getting ready to make history
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me: i’m a pretty private and shy person also me on twitter:
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my followers watching me lose my mind
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…….
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HDHDJJDKSKSM her reaction?? 😭
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this is the funniest drag race has ever been idc
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white women on their way to complain to the manager
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Waiting for the inevitable “Gypsy Rose stuns in new selfie” tweet from Popcrave
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gays activating when they hear into you’s pulsating beat intro
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me going through my own tweets
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barista: “is sweetener okay?” me:
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remember when kylie released the pop song of the decade in 2010 and y’all let it flop
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WAIT THE USA IS A REAL COUNTRY I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A MILEY CYRUS SONG SKSKSKSKSK
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skincare product directions: "apply light layer" me:
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this is one of the most important scenes in television history if you really think about it
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We can’t have a fifth harmony renaissance without giving this song its flowers
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BRAT and HEAT getting released back to back
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i believe in female supremacy
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😴
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me on the way back from the gay club in my Uber pool
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the fact that I understand exactly what they’re talking about
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The veneer off
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JUST MET MILEY IM GEEKED
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Everyone wants a woman in power until it's a conservative woman in power.
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scooby doo after hiring velma
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“Oh”
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The bacteria in my intestines when I take a probiotic
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why’d they use this pic of her 😭😭😭
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"Bisexuality was a phase!" Jessie J comes out... as straight http://t.co/Kk9yaI4XLt http://t.co/rohKgOIbTR
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is this anything?
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“Could be Madame Laqueer” takes me out everytime
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what’s your favorite obscure Drag Race moment?
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forever gonna be grateful to the voice for making this pairing happen
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this app has given us permanent brain damage i think
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My supervisor: “do you mind staying an extra ho-“ Me:
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gonna tell my kids this was a #1 single
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doctor: you only have 14 min and 16 seconds left to live me:
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All Stars Season 3 - Episode 6 (2018)
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me coming into work completely healthy the day after calling in sick
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y’all with this music video
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I just realized she is wearing Liam‘s suit from the avengers premiere where he told her to behave.. MILEY IS INSANE
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aunt hilda after getting excommunicated from the church of night
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This is aging like the finest of wines
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me talking to the c*ck destroyers
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this arrangement is literally audible serotonin we need it on spotify asap
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so scary knowing i can hit my rate limit at any given moment now
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Queen Elizabeth when the light starts looking a lot like Trisha Paytas’ delivery room
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I found this in my photos and started screaming
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This still in her top 3 songs btw
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2016 era Dua Lipa is so important to me… no budget, an H&M wardrobe, a huji filter and a dream
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me tapping a “NO TAPS” grindr profile
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gay twitter and bare minimum twitter at war with each other
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this is how I imagine a gay twitter meet up would go
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Me looking back at the sexts I sent while I was h*rny
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the fact that she looks directly into an elderly woman’s eyes and says “…dry, sorta like YOUR vagina” 😭😭
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alright we're still gonna need a top though....
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I haven’t stopped thinking about this
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God showing us what big dick energy really means
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comedy peaked here
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my anxiety after I take my first sip of coffee
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Ran into my therapist at horse meat disco
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My organs watching me order an iced coffee as a meal replacement
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gays meeting each other at the club as if they haven’t sexted and exchanged multiple nudes over Grindr
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This is what going through Nicki’s page feels like
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onlyfans gays listening to the savage remix
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not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful, wish we could go back
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Nicki arrested on IG live, Gaga returning to music… pop culture is so back
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bran arriving to king's landing knowing he was about to be made king #GameOfThrones
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I just know the dick is amazing
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m’am
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Just remembered Katy paid this potential number 1 dust and I’m no longer mad that witness flopped
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me looking at the porn I was watching after I c*m
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she’s a nasty girl fantastic
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hear me out… Lady Gaga with bangs
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hello from my tub 🫧
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