Senator Meow
@SenatorMeow
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He's the cat who won't cop out when there's danger all about. Plundie Nominee 2018. An idiosyncratic Twitter personality (Ohio Capital Journal).
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Congratulations to Twitter personality Senator Meow (195)!
Records show who over 5,000 write-in votes went to in last month's election for mayor:
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just found out about r/doordashgremlin and i'm in tears
got the DoorDash too quickly and appeared in the delivery photo like a blurry cryptid
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the dog from paw patrol has quit the force after the mayor mandated heartworm vaccines
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Kamala Harris
painting an exquisite 12 foot mural of martin luther king jr dressed as a cop, entitled "The Dream Realised", to prove im not racist at last
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Bernie Sanders
from the popular TED talks comes the TED Scream. at first glance, it's a man screaming on stage. but can his screams change the world ???
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Elizabeth Warren
folks if you think haunted house is scary this halloween i invite you to look at the damn economy and thj dow jones
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Beto O'Rourke
@McDonalds
@McDonalds
and so me & the boys have invented "the mcshitter". a fictional man who jumps up on tables and shits all over the customers meals
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serenely imagining Rian Johnson explaining Among Us to Angela Lansbury
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Amy Klobuchar
a boss should be allowed to kick his employees asse's. key to his workers house so he can just come in and start wailing anytime
#bottomword
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sorry, but you need to come in to the office to keep fighting with the teachers union
Earlier today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I am experiencing cold-like symptoms but otherwise feel fine which I credit to being vaccinated and boosted. I will continue to work from home while following the CDC guidelines for isolation.
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Tulsi Gabbard
spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
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OHIOAN BY DA GRACE AH GOD
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Andrew Yang
ah,. so I see you too have an interest in tech, and epic sciencse. Get this, i just read that each bitcoin is now worth, over 100 bitcoins
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BONUS: Howard Schultz
there is NOTHING wrong with having 1 Million Doallrs
you are NOT defined by your one million dollars...
having 1 Million Dollars is normal
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Pete Buttigieg
SARGE: WAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION SOLIDER !!
The Impervious Millennial: im Gay sir. I eat shit. Bazinga
SARGE: I... CANT... BREAK... HIOM
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BONUS: Donald Trump
doing my Civic Duty (evading tax's) while laughing at trolls threatenning to do arson to my house
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Mike Gravel
unfollow me if you hav e ever done or thought about doing war crimes. i dont want war criminals shitting my feed up
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Kirsten Gillibrand
i have renounced Teen in all its formes, and am now ready to embrace the mom revolution .
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Joe Biden
ME: computer; what is my Jeans Number please
COMPUTER: your jeans number is 5. the ultimate compromise of durability & comfort
ME: (Smiling)
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this is explored in the film Super Mario Bros
Dinosaurs were doing well and could have continued to dominate Planet Earth if they had not been wiped out by an asteroid, new research finds.
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didn't expect this to come full circle
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i don't want to go to sleep, i want to stay up and look at the trains map
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crashing my car as I pull over to get the new canided bcn mother cruncer chiken sandwich
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John Hickenlooper
i have decided to become an Oil magnate, after spending quite some time reading the dictionary definition of the word "magnate"
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congrat's admin
@dasharez0ne
Graduation Audience Tears Up After Skeleton Shows Up To Accept Posthumous Degree
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Cory Booker
My Friend Toby Once Said, One Big Ass Biker Man I Ain't As Good As I Once Was, But I'm As Good Once As I Ever Was
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the new Grarlc ButterbacoИ 𝙱𝚄𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙳 vs. the old Canided Bcn Mother Cruncer Chiken sandwich
crashing my car as I pull over to get the new canided bcn mother cruncer chiken sandwich
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Jay Inslee
ask me anything u please, as long as its about my ambitious plan to build a castle in the Jungle for the apes to live in, called "Ape House"
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Julian Castro
if you have trouble discerning the "Family Room" from the "Living Room" your house should be taken away from you
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John Delaney
geting AssBlasted for sharing my normal man's perspective, in a world . being fucked hardcore, by goblins, for liking Due Process
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the spy balloon was actually a new way to advertise for Shen Yun, a dance celebration of 5,000 years of civilization reborn
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please, mr. maduro, i am eight years old and my state cannot tell me if there is an election tomorrow or now. we are in the midst of a terrible pandemic, and our people cannot get health care. send Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptors for my democracy
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thinking about that time Frank Zappa went on Crossfire and said that America was on the path to becoming a fascist theocracy and got laughed at by Very Smart Politics-Knowers for not being serious
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speak for yourself
It’s funny to joke about but I am not going to run for governor. I’m a cat
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and if OSU loses, Michigan sends us an independent redistricting commission and the frameworks for legalizing cannabis
I’m definitely up for a wager,
@GovWhitmer
. We welco❌e
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to Colu❌bus, but I’ll bet you 🍕 fro❌
@AdriaticosCbus
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that
@OhioStateFB
will send your tea❌ home with a defeat. 🏈🏈
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"it should be an issue for the states" "wait, not like that. actually i should do it"
J.D. Vance, the Ohio GOP senator, says Republicans need to shift their approach on abortion and begin to embrace federal legislation -- namely a 15-week ban with exceptions.
"We can't give into the idea that the federal Congress has no role in this matter," he told us
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is that good. is it good when the tornado chance scale goes to 10 and we are at 20.
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@FrncisFukyomama
@drewtoothpaste
no it's because he's a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate you fool
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my god...the hats are real...and from right here in Ohio...should've sent a poet
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got the DoorDash too quickly and appeared in the delivery photo like a blurry cryptid
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whoa this blowed up rally's give me a free Grarlc ButterbacoИ 𝙱𝚄𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙳
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it is my godgiven right as a midwesterner to sit on the porch during a tornado warning
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those reforms will start any day now...just a couple more committees to go...
NOW: Things have taken a turn here. Police came to intersection and tried to push crowd out with bikes. This happened.
@nbc4i
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"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" lots of things don't kill me, dillweed. how does checking my email make me stronger. how does ordering pizza make me stronger. get real.
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driving down High Street at 50 miles an hour. "ice isn't real," I assure myself as I jump the curb and fly through the front window of one of the Condados.
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they say Spider-Man can do "whatever a spider can," yet I never once see him waggle his pedipalps
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You know, the last SAG president to oversee a strike was Ronald Reagan.
All I'm saying is... she's got style, she's got flair... could she be there in the Oval Office?
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@murderxbryan
i met a kid in high school that i thought was the liar kid because he kept saying he had like leopards and ocelots and emus at his house and then it turned out his dad was big on smuggling exotic wildlife or something and i was the fool
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omw to the statehouse to protest this socialist shutdown of my free travel as an american
Sheriff Baldwin has elevated to a LEVEL 2 Snow Emergency. Only those who feel it is absolutely necessary to drive should be out on the road.
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remember kids, OSU has gotta pretend it's safe until at least this Friday so they only have to refund half your tuition when they go remote
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Well, I got him in May, and I lost him in May.
After 21 long years, the brat is at peace.
I requested minimal haunting, but he seldom listened to me before, and I can't imagine he'll start now. I'm thankful I got to spend as much time with him as I did.
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Ohio lawmakers introduce bill banning abortion at conception unless mother's life at risk
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