@McDonalds
@McDonalds
and so me & the boys have invented "the mcshitter". a fictional man who jumps up on tables and shits all over the customers meals
Earlier today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I am experiencing cold-like symptoms but otherwise feel fine which I credit to being vaccinated and boosted. I will continue to work from home while following the CDC guidelines for isolation.
please, mr. maduro, i am eight years old and my state cannot tell me if there is an election tomorrow or now. we are in the midst of a terrible pandemic, and our people cannot get health care. send Lockheed Martin F-22 Raptors for my democracy
thinking about that time Frank Zappa went on Crossfire and said that America was on the path to becoming a fascist theocracy and got laughed at by Very Smart Politics-Knowers for not being serious
J.D. Vance, the Ohio GOP senator, says Republicans need to shift their approach on abortion and begin to embrace federal legislation -- namely a 15-week ban with exceptions.
"We can't give into the idea that the federal Congress has no role in this matter," he told us
"what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" lots of things don't kill me, dillweed. how does checking my email make me stronger. how does ordering pizza make me stronger. get real.
driving down High Street at 50 miles an hour. "ice isn't real," I assure myself as I jump the curb and fly through the front window of one of the Condados.
You know, the last SAG president to oversee a strike was Ronald Reagan.
All I'm saying is... she's got style, she's got flair... could she be there in the Oval Office?
@murderxbryan
i met a kid in high school that i thought was the liar kid because he kept saying he had like leopards and ocelots and emus at his house and then it turned out his dad was big on smuggling exotic wildlife or something and i was the fool
Well, I got him in May, and I lost him in May.
After 21 long years, the brat is at peace.
I requested minimal haunting, but he seldom listened to me before, and I can't imagine he'll start now. I'm thankful I got to spend as much time with him as I did.