Jake Halloran
@jakehalloran1
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Giant dork/Computer Engineer. Old tweets auto deleted.
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Joined March 2018
@TheKimulation > get couped by own president .> military is deployed to stop anyone from voting against the coup.> vote coup down anyway.> military just shrugs and says okay and goes home.> ???.
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@quantian1 I feel like we could pass a law that if you type “kek you frens later” it makes your keyboard immediately explode to ~98% approval.
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@turtlekiosk Have faith in the American racist community, small challenges and setbacks have never stopped them before they’ll get things dialed in by end of business Tuesday.
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@TheKimulation what do you mean. HUR definitely had nothing to do with the syrian rebels using a bunch of fpv drones as part of the attack or hitting SSO. totally coincidental. no need for anyone to look closer.
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@SwiftOnSecurity The weirdest thing is the tunnels that are now empty cost $18 anyway! Like they raised the price by <50% a day and poof no more traffic somehow? What?.
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@memspo1 @BallsackSports he knew the blitz look they were trying to sim and the 3rd qb doesnt have much better to do. plus hes a baller.
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@ElectsWorld @PopulismUpdates God it goes so hard that a random American doctor is a South Korean legislator.
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@bengrossbg theres "the 16th amendment wasnt constitutionally ratified" truthers which is what this person is referring to. yes they're insane. yes they somehow exist lol.
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@LinkofSunshine @lxeagle17 He was genuinely better at saving the world economy and running the United States than he was at making suicide squad which is top 10 funniest things to ever happen.
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@jamiemessick14 "6:47 AM". come on agent 47 you cant intentionally put your name in the time and stay anonymous, get it together.
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@wordgrammer i respect this bait because reading it is going to give the janitor psychic damage.
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First racist to have the courage to do what all racists should.
It is with sadness Chester FC has been made aware of the tragic death of the individual involved. We have disabled comments out of respect and the immediate thoughts of everyone at the club are with his family and friends.
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@LinkofSunshine > original guy then buys back in for 100k and loses it all intentionally too. just excellence all around.
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@quantian1 my favorite thing about that thread is he literally goes "oh doubters will say its self selection" then just doesnt do anything to dispel the fact that its absolutely self selection lol.
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@penialism2 @canderaid It’s the young republicans meeting chaired by Steve bannon. It’s at minimum fascism adjacent.
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@markraymond @RichardHanania Technically the incoming office holders have no power until taking the oath even after noon but the outgoing lose all power at noon.
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@GeorjFlojd @ElectsWorld @PopulismUpdates Well yes because my impression of South Korea is that it’s an ethnostate outside of migrant workers. America is not and it’s good that it’s not.
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@augmentationsfb @richdevin @eericmyers @boringcompany if by come out you mean "musk literally said that himself" then yes, yes it did.
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@FrankBednarz “Yes I agree the answer is D but have you considered *12 tweet rant that starts off by sniffing their own farts and ends in death threats*”.
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@nikicaga the argument is literally that because they didnt let the southern states have a say it doesnt count.
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@ArmandDoma brand: *posts a meme on a post in pittsburgh*. internet: but what about the jews.
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@knelms16 @Aristos_Revenge @Bullitt315 @McDonalds @Wendys No strategy that relies on . > maybe other people should just . Is in any way viable at any time ever. The public sucks ass and is full of morons.
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@ctjlewis the funniest thing is yes, this is a grift, a complete waste of money, going to produce nothing but ski videos, and VCs are morons, but also, renting a team house in the Alps is probably cheaper than renting space in SF lol.
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@MattonioMaximus @Noahpinion it was literally a ballot initiative that legally required insurers to cut prices 20% and then be subject to price controls in the future. it passed because voters wanted cheap insurance. thats it. theres no deeper meaning.
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@devahaz Also when you do have said clout you get dramatically different outcomes too. That 70k charge was literally just how much what she did costs lol.
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@clairekincaids @ratlimit its the greatest bait post in at least a year. just awe inspiring.
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@ctjlewis @whstancil Nah in 2022 in response to him doing the same thing last time they codified the requirement that the president provides 30 days notice and cause to fire an IG
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@ModeledBehavior He invested in a scam fintech and cfpb came after them and also some crypto scammers and so Andreessen wants the entire thing burned down.
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@SeanTrende Telling people how Thomas dissented to this and is still on the court is a nice second level of blowing their minds too, just zero knowledge of it being a thing.
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@MattonioMaximus @Noahpinion california passed a ballot initiative in 1988 that basically makes market race pricing insurance illegal, fun state lol.
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@kane Every story about the Chinese economy makes me think about them getting annoyed Cuba won’t stop *actually* doing communism and laugh more.
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@confusionm8trix all flying, private, commercial passenger, military, cargo, etc, combined is ~1% of carbon emissions. it literally does not matter while we use coal and natural gas power. caring about it is basically entirely a waste. buy someone a solar panel and you do more than any flight
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@typesfaster @ChrisJBakke we know from data thats not true, low wage workers *never* drove to start with.
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@missyolks @nikicaga If you are unattracted to a man just because he also likes men then it’s absolutely homophobia lol. It’s fine, it’s just very much so homophobic.
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@Blake_Allen13 the 1st circuit seat doesnt matter they would be the only gop judge even after trump picks someone but man hopefully the 4th and 6th seats dont actually come open, 2 70 year olds that are gonna have to chill for 4 more years. schumer is dumb for this one.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer the right op'd themselves into thinking the electoral college is justifiable too hard they dont get that libs genuinely see losing the popular vote as making this election materially different from 2016.
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@umichvoter senate liking their own + him being the most normal trump no = voice vote sail through.
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@vxunderground i cant believe "guy who thinks cabinet secretaries run their own cyber security" is not only a real type of guy but describes the richest man in human history. what.
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@jiratickets @theojaffee agencies no longer need appoint AI chiefs, no longer need to have a plan to make use of AI, no longer have to have an AI safety policy, and the feds are no longer doing safety testing with labs.
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@qxvnxb @fawfulfan @zachweinberg This is mostly a graph showing that the economy has increased in size and that we have too many old people and too few doctors.
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What's the most "rent due" tweet you've ever seen? Go ahead and drop it in the replies below 👇👇👇.
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@Chris_H_Politic @StatisticUrban I mean feel free to hate AI but no your second clause is incorrect, data centers played exactly zero role in the fires. Not a large role. Not a small role. Literally none.
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@bendreyfuss I knew they were jealous of Buc-ee's managers but I did Not realize they were also jealous of the car washers and cashiers lol
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@Blake_Allen13 i think the long term result is that they sell because the western bytedance investors are going to freak the fuck out if they turn down 100 billion on a long term basis but not preemptively doing it is just a hilarious instance of giving up the game.
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@DrChrisCombs > me seeing that. oh i guess they drew it stupid. > me seeing the flight plan in the next image . huh.
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@stevenq028376f8 @ryxcommar you are 13400x more likely to die per mile driven than per mile on the new york subway.
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@yacineMTB Getting additional engagement from pretending to be worried about the consequences is excellent posting, gg.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer I wonder where extropic is HQ'd, lets check crunchbase. who knew?. i love that he cant even avoid grifting something like "where do i live"
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@JosephPolitano calcanis is odd because he has the least bad political views of the all in dudes, but also has the dumbest ideas lol.
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@aaiqbal @IDoTheThinking It’s literally mostly that nyc lost a court case and has to give migrants in nyc housing. People see that and assume they are getting lots of other stuff too.
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@itz110me @sentdefender So we don’t launch nukes at them. It’s standard policy for launching long range ballistic missiles. The us informs Russia and China when we test our missiles as well.
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@GarrettPetersen @mattyglesias 4 months ago state farm stopped all renewals in fire risk areas of california, including ~1600 homes in the palisades, but thats what it was, a decline to renew.
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@adamw1917 @agraybee Conservatives are the other way around, Dylan mulvaney is the trans bud light ad person.
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@qxvnxb @fawfulfan @zachweinberg Than Medicare and social security? No. Welcome to an aging population.
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@bengrossbg a bunch of libertarian morons tracked down like minor grammar errors and shit in the state ratifications and decided that they meant that it wasnt actually ratified and then committed tax fraud on that basis and then lost in court because of course they did but it continues lol.
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@CsanBoySmith @Noahpinion Okay that’s a step too far. Not all the trump world are super racists but Stephen miller is still deputy chief of staff lol.
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@irl_danB @HashtagGriswold This is nonsense that just says eating fat is bad, which yeah, no shit. That’s not a seed oil problem.
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@janecoaston This time the war on drugs will work and everyone will get a free kitten and the cartels will be gone forever versus no it wont.
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@akpwoiw27 @Duderichy pepfar is ~0.07% of the federal budget. its completely sustainable lol.
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@clifincolour @jake_gotta toei + tokyo metro combined is only 285, tokyo just has lots of really big stations but many fewer in total.
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@Spencer_Gray @StatisticUrban Data centers aren’t in California either for that exact reason, but beef production relies on Californian alfalfa significantly for very dumb reasons.
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@jxmnop 2022: One (1) google L5 thought this and was mocked for it. 2024: 30% of this website thinks the same thing about claude. ah progress.
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@JHWeissmann Ramsey advice is good for people who are completely utterly terrible with money and need to have a complete inability to waste it ever to make it. Once you get lat that point tho his stuff is ass.
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@ArmandDoma i actually wonder if you polled the country how many people would even know that fed contractors were required to have implemented affirmative action plans for hiring more women and non white people.
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@IsaacKing314 this is one guys anecdote about his friend via hearsay, strongly suspect it misrepresents reality in at least one material way and probably multiple. (not that they arent out to get you).
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@Aphasialista @Noahpinion Those are the same exact thing. If the market was responding to something that didn’t actually exist you would see undercutters.
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@IKchmt6jSYhp5I8 @stevemorris__ Literally the bill that is requiring a sale is older than that war.
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@realOldBilly @agraybee I mean sure but reflection just says that voters hated inflation lol.
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@RedditCFB they looked good enough until late that i think they win if round 2 was also on campus lol.
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@mattyglesias hes mad about covid and them trying to improve data sharing for the next pandemic because they wont say that china did it.
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@ITARviolation “You see your colleague John at the bar. John is wearing his badge and bragging about his job in detail to anyone around, what do you do?”.
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@JoslynAnnY @offbeatorbit Delivery companies mostly want congestion pricing to be even higher to eliminate more traffic. $9 a day is irrelevant to them if traffic is even ever so slightly less bad.
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@willdepue “>30 applications”. Oh boy those poor Harvard souls had to do *1 day worth* of LinkedIn searching however will they cope.
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@indaltonwetrvst its going to be interesting when he gets credit for 90 days then its banned again for good lol.
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@Jaysmyth126 @BryanRAnderson he did and lost, right now hes asking for the court to retroactively unregister 60000 people and uncount their votes only in his race even after losing a federal lawsuit to do that.
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@agraybee obama failing to follow through on what he said was chickenshit and the neocons were right to call us out on it.
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@CLEMS0520 @JosephPolitano No the admin leave part isn’t true. That’s purely agency discretion.
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@MattZeitlin @jbarro Yep. Amusingly there’s also a second secretary who has input…. But it’s the Secretary of labor not treasury lol.
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@ChestyPullerFan @SundaeDivine 90% of food production is done by large corporate farms that are owned and managed from cities. The myth of the important rural farmer is exactly that. A myth.
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