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@ITARviolation
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space systems/radar modeling engineer, SysML hater, super graphic ultra modern “girl”
pentagon hot dog stand
Joined June 2023
in normandy. straight up “landing it”. and by “it”, haha, well let’s justr say. my allied expeditionary force.
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HARRIS/KELLY 2024 LET’S GET AN ASTRONAUT IN THE WHITE HOUSE
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imagine being the autist paid by the CIA to build model submarine dioramas all day.
The model of the sunken and deteriorated Soviet K-129 submarine was created by the CIA during the AZORIAN mission, and has never been displayed before. (cia museum/ cia)
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new apartment management decided to treat me and get an air filter with a MERV of literally 1
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let’s fucking go
TSMC has achieved early production yields at its first plant in Arizona that surpass similar factories in Taiwan, a significant breakthrough for a US expansion project initially dogged by delays and worker strife
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FPV drones are a failed platform. The Russians should immediately switch to the Lockheed Martin F-35.
More evidence of Russian losses from Syria today, an FPV drone squad was overrun and killed.
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all this shit filters is thoughts and prayers.
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HARRIS/KELLY 2024 LET’S GET AN ASTRONAUT IN THE WHITE HOUSE
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why would you keep this much money a) liquid and b) in a savings account with an interest rate this low good fucking lord.
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“kek you frens later, anons” we should subject this man to forms of torture previously uninvented
The other posts Elon made in this /pol/ thread before being exposed and deleting everything are really a sight to behold:
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new home contractors painted a credit card into my shelf like a bunch of toddlers with a “my first new-build apartment” kit
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ITAR does not mean security clearance.ITAR does not mean security clearance.ITAR does not mean security clearance.ITAR does not mean security clearance.
Do you think that all these people have the security clearance to stand in the control room with all the ITAR stuff that's going on inside there?
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sometimes on reddit you get absolutely insane posts like this guy who did a spectral analysis of chick-fil-a bbq sauce
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wearing the Raytheon pride hat and Lockheed pride socks to the Chappell Roan concert.
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most of the people reading this don’t know it’s a copypasta
What the fuck did you just fucking say @elonmusk , you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the.
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treating the PLA as another third-world regional power instead of a punchy force eager to usurp the U.S. on the world stage and assuming all their technology is 20 years behind us will be the death of American hegemony. they’re at least at parity with us in several domains.
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we used to be a proper country.
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the guy on my team who basically runs the creation of flight software data loads just resigned with no warning and limited documentation
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NYU shawty already broke his heart by 2nd semester damn.
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@DJSnM Agreed, plus a smart, astronaut combat vet pick from a possible swing state I think would play well both in debates and national optics. And a nomination to VP tends to bump up downballot results so I think there’d be a good chance dems would keep the seat in the special election.
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very funny how all the ITAR compliance trainings are all like “a foreign national from a company based in Iran is really eager to learn technical information about a classified program, do you onboard him or talk to your FSO” and they think this will make people vigilant.
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call me a carrier strike group the way I’d follow her bush around the world.
White House: Next Two Aircraft Carriers Named for Bill Clinton, George W. Bush - USNI News.
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2nd* largest firework launched over Nagasaki.
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the funny part of being in the defense industry is that sometimes you have to lose Twitter arguments because winning them would mean you spend the rest of your life being making friends with Robert Haansen.
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Kitten daddy’s gonna be honest every day he spends using your product drives him one day closer to suicide.
@ITARviolation Game of the year and software of every year. May want to take a break every so often though. 😝.
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going from defense to commercial space was such a vibe shift. my ex-coworkers joked about lobbing GBU-28s at the Three Gorges Dam and now half of my team would’ve been investigated by the HUAC for socialist tendencies.
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if you make 350k/yr and live paycheck to paycheck that is ENTIRELY your own fault and you should feel stupid and dumb.
You will not become wealthy without owning a business or significant investments. There are people making $350k basically living paycheck to paycheck due to lifestyle creep.
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this but it points me to the nearest police officer’s service weapon.
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I have been informed that I am deeply unfamiliar with Judaism.
think my car Jewish the way it don’t work on Sundays
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can a 15 year old on spitter tell me why this is actually a good thing.
NASA has also released a high resolution photo of the Artemis 1 heatshield, alongside a detailed explanation of the mechanism behind the unexpected char loss during the flight.
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this is my favorite pfp ever because half the time people actually think I’m Chappell Roan.
@ITARviolation It's ironic that for you to call the richest man in the world with 12 children divorced loser while you look like this. 🤡
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doing so is essentially sticking your head in the sand. every single person who repeats the “they only know how to steal our technology” line is willfully ignorant and is denying the pain truth in front of them.
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obsessed with this guy trying to sell a CNC machine on marketplace
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buddy thinks SRBM stands for Short Range Ballistic Mexican.
Imagine if we had put the iron dome on our own southern border instead of using American tax payer dollars to build it for Israel. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
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touching moment as pitbull swims a mile out to sea just to bite a kite surfer ❤️.
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14 minute notice “important meeting” on Monday morning at the same time as one of our regular review boards were all getting laid off aren’t we.
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@NDSpaceEngineer man’s obviously good at obtaining it in the first place, so good for him. but so many people ignore that to really be smart with money they need to make it work for them.
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is there chronic wasting disease of the brain in this entire country’s water supply or something.
BREAKING: President Trump announces the U.S. will be placing tariffs on all semi-conductors and pharmaceuticals imported from 🇹🇼Taiwan in the very near future
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I WENT TO GO GET A BEER WITH OOMF AND THEY LAID OFF ANOTHER MEMBER OF MY TEAM IN THOSE 3 HOURS IM GONNA BLOW MY HEAD OFF IN THE LOBBY.
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realizing I have to delete this meme now congrats blue origin
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trying and failing to come up with a root cause that ends up with a belly landing going this fast. 737 NGs can drop gear via gravity assist right? and the video showing something ingested into the engine (assuming bird strike) didn’t appear to be a dual-flameout.
BREAKING: Video shows crash of Jeju Air Flight 2216 in South Korea. 181 people on board
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when they build apartment complexes they’re not sending their best.
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@KlaydenZhang plenty of large banks offer HYSAs. Barclays, Capital One, BMO, Discover, SoFi, etc. Stating a small bank carries “too much risk” is completely incorrect fearmongering given that every bank on your screenshot is a member of the FDIC.
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I liked performative rainbow capitalism a lot more than whatever this next decade is going to turn out to be.
New: Meta has deleted trans and nonbinary Messenger themes, as well as the blog posts announcing them. Happens the same week that it has changed its rules to allow users to say LGBTQ+ people are "mentally ill".
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even Elon’s cars can’t imagine a world with effective passenger rail.
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I’ll give you guys three guesses what got announced at our morning standup today
a third threat of resignation has hit unless management gets us more help and reduced workload within a month
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@willsroomate @cooIboobs if this is just the furnace/air return shouldn’t there still be an outward air filter somewhere on the unit? every apartment I’ve had before had my HVAC in a locked cabinet so I haven’t had to mess with it before.
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I BUILD SPACECRAFT NOW.
first day at the new job 😎.
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hot damn they built JH-XX. flight testing over urban areas seems like a very intentional show of force, there’s a million images and videos in this thread.
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We did it Reddit! We found the Boston Bomber!.
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it’s kinda fucked up that there are definitely people who follow me who are too young to know what “mom get the camera” or “ohh baby a triple” were.
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not a single classification marking in this entire document if you believe this shit you’re a lark lmao.
IMMACULATE CONSTELLATION - Report on the US government’s secret UAP (UFO) program. From a whistleblower and released today by @NancyMace and discussed in today’s Congressional hearing. FULL REPORT
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again people I’m not a woman I just really love Chappell Roan.
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sending emails in the airport on December 23rd
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forgot to mention the hardest hat in the history of the universe on my head
Pretenders on the turntable, Excel sheets burned into my brain, Rhapsody frozen on my computer, strange craving for nicotine. what a beautiful Monday afternoon.
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telling people in traffic to go kill themselves because they’re hogging the left lane.
MEN: what makes you feel the most masculine? how do you lean into your masculine energy?
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just accomplished something I’ve been putting off for half a year in 20 minutes. many such cases.
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why does every third person on hinge want to go skydiving in Dubai. It’s a gulf slave state designed with new money to showcase nothing but consumerism and the institutional rot that takes hold when you indulge in it. Why can’t you go skydiving over Kansas or some shit instead.
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just realized my plant speared itself, dumb idiot
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@THERE_IS_N0D4T4 if one doesn’t give a shit about growth, then they are financially illiterate.
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we need to be able to block entire communities on this app I do not want to see your stupid ass dress to impress bullshit I want to see autists talk about the pk of air to air missiles.
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BREAKING: President Trump signs executive order requiring you and I to fall madly in love and spend the rest of our lives together.
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why are there so many people on tinder into “ethical non-monogamy”. what ever happened to being a real lover and being devoted to someone until the day you die and then some.
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we should start beating some of you to death with hammers.
Every man deserves a quirky mid to wake him up in the morning and make him breakfast like this
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@airsuperiorx it’s like everyone is stuck in 1995 and has no ability to realize that other countries are capable of developing advanced technology same as us.
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I’m gonna miss this place, it was a solid first job apartment
drinking, packing up your entire life into boxes, and spinning esoteric late 60s jazz fusion: it’s a Sunday night for the books.
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they just canned tuition reimbursement as a last-minute announcement in a company all-hands FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this company.
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“decided to retire” effective immediately the first day after the holidays yeah he got shitcanned lmfao.
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“guy who accidentally spent $75 at the airport bar” award.
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does anyone care that this was a $200 cart at target. Should I end it all.
Does anyone care that this is a $118 dollar cart at target. Should I end it all.
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somewhere deep in the bowels of Lockmart the talent acquisition team is furiously working on enough new open reqs for NGI to fill a midsized American suburb.
The Ukrainian Air Force confirmed that Russia struck the Ukrainian city of Dnipro with a conventionally armed ICBM this morning, marking the first combat use of an ICBM in history. Footage from Dnipro showed glowing reentry vehicles hitting the ground around 5 AM local time.
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we are reaching levels of so back thought previously impossible
I have 200 pushpins, 40 ski resorts worth of trail maps, and 1 long staircase down to my garage. let’s get this bread.
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it’s crazy how much credibility you gain on spitter simply by being over the age of 17.
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my children will not own phones until they’re old enough to drive I have seen the ideological rot that takes hold in teenagers if you allow them social media.
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all yall have privs for anything deeply personal and im out here tweeting about killing myself for the love of the game. just poasting through it for all 1500 of you to regret seeing. it’s a narcissist’s wet dream.
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I can’t wait until AI shit flops and then we have 6-7 more nuclear reactors built.
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oh, that’s gore… gore of my comfort character….
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My 2024:.Moved Dallas -> Denver.Started a job I hate.Had my apartment flood.Got on allergy shots.Skied 400kft of vert.Took my car apart 4 times.Saw the eclipse.Made $20k of OT.Visited New Mexico (again).Went to ACL for Chappel.Ended a 4 year relationship. Mixed bag. On to 2025!.
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SLAYYYYYYY
do I buy Raytheon drip from the company store before I leave.
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every night I lie awake and turn into this guy but exclusively for thinking of ways to get my ex back
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Joe Biden please target US-36 heading northbound to Boulder with GBU-39s they’re street racing again.
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a) we should beat you with hammers for saying things like this.b) it is on average quite easy to be smarter than the U.S. government
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holy shit did they actually just shoot down Assad while I was watching the big 10 championship.
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2nd resignation in as many weeks hit this morning I’m gonna be working in a graveyard by November.
the guy on my team who basically runs the creation of flight software data loads just resigned with no warning and limited documentation
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you’re telling me a turbonormie gigafried this rice.
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