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Host of @crookedmedia ’s What A Day. @nytimes . @CNN . Go Blue means Go the University of Michigan.
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MY TIME HAS ARRIVED
Not sure we're prepared for the Michigan alums on journalism Twitter. Pray for our country.
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Have we considered consulting Dr. Dre about coronavirus, seeing as we have apparently gone through all other available doctors
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If you are a parent, and at any time you are tempted to contact your child's RA at college, resist that temptation with every single fiber of your being.
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I maintain this was the greatest seven game series of my lifetime. Game 7 was like watching a sporting event being played for the fate of humanity.
8 years ago today, the Warriors took a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals.
The rest is history.
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Jimmy Carter is 92, recovering from cancer, and still building houses for people in need.
President Carter is at St. Boniface General Hospital in Winnipeg after becoming dehydrated while working at a Habitat for Humanity site.
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As a child, Harriet Tubman had her skull crushed in by a slave owner, was left w/o medical attention for 2 days, + then was returned to working the fields. She went on to rescue dozens of slaves + be the first woman to lead an armed assault during the CW.
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I’m 100% convinced that literally none of you have ever watched sports before.
I’m 100% convinced that the WNBA — as a whole — has a vendetta against CC
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The 100-200-400 is a section of sport dedicated to people with wide receiver personalities.
Noah Lyles brought out an Exodia Yu-Gi-Oh! card for Day 2 of the Olympic Trials
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I cannot tell you how unsexy every GSA in any high school is, just the degree of unsexiness would astound you
The Federalist, which is against sexualizing students, describes a high-school GSA as a "queer sex club"
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I got home before the curfew but I passed this truck near 14th street and if this is you, please contact me.
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Simone Biles has not placed lower than first in a competition since 2013.
Simone Biles wins at US Gymnastics Championships, becoming first woman with seven national titles
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There was a dude on Philly news a few years ago who rescued a child from a burning building by catching him and in his interview he was like “UNLIKE OUR SHITTY RECEIVERS I caught this baby”
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Has no one watched any movie, ever
Antarctica scientists find bizarre creature 3,500m under ice: ‘Like nothing seen before'
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I swear to you when I was a kid an NFL kicker making a like 50 yard field goal was a major event
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On this day 74 years ago, my grandfather stormed Omaha Beach with the 320th Barrage Balloon Unit. He won two Bronze Stars for heroism in combat.
#DDay
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Oh honey.
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A note: the Department of Defense is the largest single employer of trans people in the country. An estimated 15K are currently serving.
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The song is already in college football spring practice hype videos, it’s over
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Weirdo Christian Twitter is not a good lens onto how most Christians do things but it is funny how many men on here are told by God that they should have a hot wife who doesn’t work but also never asks for anything and is always sexually available, what a weirdly specific thing
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I cannot reiterate enough that the “grid” is why you are probably alive and if you want to go off it you have got to be prepared to do so
The three people whose bodies were found in Colorado’s Rocky Mountains this month were two sisters and a teenage son who had decided to live “off the grid,” survive on canned food and shelter in a tent, the local coroner said on Tuesday.
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Be less weird about politicians! Don’t fall in love with politicians! Treat politicians like offensive coordinators, scream at them until they do what you want and berate their every mistake!
I gotta say this. I hate all of these superhero and AI images. I first saw Trump fans do it. I wasn’t a fan of those, or these.
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Please, for the love of all that is good, do not do this.
1) In a scene that played out several times Monday, a Black Lives Matter protest that began in Columbia Heights confronted White diners outside D.C. restaurants, chanting “White silence is violence!” and demanding White diners show their solidarity.
#DCProtests
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This is a fascinating point that I notice among conservatives — that Democratic candidates should attempt to reach Republicans or conservatives, but there’s no real call, that I’ve seen, for conservatives to do the same.
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To this day I can't tell if Rece had absolutely no idea what was going on or if he is the single greatest straight man in the history of college sports television
The last time we had a slate of games this robust, GameDay gave us the second funniest moment in show history.
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Harriet Tubman, a woman so tough that she had brain surgery in the 1890s when she was in her late 70s without the aid of sedation, choosing instead to bite down on a bullet.
Harriet Tubman graces the Lee monument this evening, beneath a quote: “Slavery is the next thing to hell,” and “BLM.”
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Now, I am not a PR professional, but
BREAKING: When asked about the allegations that RFK Jr. sexually assualted his then 23 year old babysitter, his answer?
"I am not a church boy ... I said [there are] skeletons in my closet."
He then refused to comment.
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I am not getting on a boat with a Kennedy
I just got a text “to win an unforgettable Atlantic Ocean sailing adventure with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.“
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Disrespecting defensive coordinators? Not in my America.
This is such a pathetic tweet from a bunch of maga incels who never played football
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This is entirely unrelated but those photo makes him look like the elf that ultimately betrays Santa Claus
Breaking: During a team meeting minutes ago, Jets players were informed that Zach Wilson is not starting Sunday's game vs. the Chicago Bears, sources tell
@AdamSchefter
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Oh okay
The rumor that kicked off all the cat-eating nonsense is from a local FB group.
NewsGuard found the person who posted it: they heard it from a neighbor, who had heard it from “an acquaintance of a friend." This person heard it from an unnamed "source".
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Actually now thinking about it is there any gangster movie that ends with the gangster winning and everything working out for them
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Tommy having issues with an SEC offense yet again.
Sen. Tommy Tuberville, the junior Republican from Alabama, failed to properly disclose stock and stock-option trades together worth at least $894,000 and as much as $3.56 million.
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This dude legitimately ran the entire SEC off the damn field for two years, won two national titles, all American, SEC freshman of the year, and he looks like the engineering dudes who always wore shorts in blizzards and played too much Settlers of Catan
Brock Bowers looks like a computer science engineer that has a passion for rock climbing
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Just to be absolutely clear here, is the plan that the United States government would fund organic meals for every American for every meal?
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A pregnant black woman defended herself with a legally owned (and unloaded) gun. Now she’s facing two years in prison, and mainstream gun groups are disturbingly quiet. My piece:
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The rapid switch from ‘from my cold dead hands’ to ‘if a police officer kills you you probably had it coming’ is always a fun and exciting adventure.
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Happy birthday to Ruby Bridges, who desegregated William Frantz Elementary School in New Orleans at age 6 in 1960. She inspired this Norman Rockwell painting, “The Problem We All Live With.”
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FIFA makes the NFL look like Doctors Without Borders.
FIFA President Gianni Infantino at news conference in Doha: “Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker”
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Just a general note that most colleges and universities don’t use affirmative action because most schools accept pretty much everyone who applies. Selective universities are a small slice of what “college” is in America.
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76 years ago today.
On this day 74 years ago, my grandfather stormed Omaha Beach with the 320th Barrage Balloon Unit. He won two Bronze Stars for heroism in combat.
#DDay
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This is the platonic ideal of weirdo online trad posting, the zenith, the air up here is thin but the view is tremendous
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Things are sad right now so here are pictures of the noblest eight week old puppy you ever did see.
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If you’re a Michigan/Lions fan this has been the greatest two week period of your life.
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This is going to be the single most perfect movie ever made. Someday.
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 8 production has been delayed, again, due to submarine malfunction— budget is said to be nearing $400M
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Bragging about your inability to offer adequate security for a sitting United States Senator to own the libs
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This child was raped by an adult and the police response is basically “wow, sounds crazy”
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Who told followers of Christ to live lowly lives? Who indeed
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How old were you when you realized Brussels sprouts could be delicious
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A bust of Forrest that was installed in the long ago times of ... 1978.
Unbelievably, Republicans are voting against removal of Bust of Nathan Bedford Forrest, founder of the KKK, from the Capitol. It’s 2020.
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This case makes no sense.
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I strongly recommend watching this video, and hearing a police officer scream at a child and then argue that she poses a threat to him, because it makes the case for removing police from schools far better than I can.
Farmington, NM police officer Zachary Christensen has resigned after video showed him roughing up a sixth grader. The officer denied he was using excessive force on the 11-year-old girl even after a school administrator told him she is not a threat to anyone.
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I came relatively late in life to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and let me just say: they slap.
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This post doesn’t get into it but we seem to have collectively forgotten all of the efforts taken to get rid of places where teens hang out together, including “playing a special sound to drive away people under 25”
idk, I feel like Gen Z life is just what it was like to be a Millennial loser
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I spoke to the owner of this truck. He’s 26, he’s a graduate of the Virginia Military Institute, and he had a lot to say.
I got home before the curfew but I passed this truck near 14th street and if this is you, please contact me.
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Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a pre game show.
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I don’t know who needs to know this but Katherine Johnson, subject of “Hidden Figures,” turned 101 this year and she and her husband, Jim Johnson, will have been married for sixty years as of this year.
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A reminder that Philando Castile was a law abiding gun owner and it didn't seem to particularly matter to anyone at all. Cc
@NRA
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The bravery here.
"To be clear, I blame Larry Nassar and I also blame an entire system that enabled and perpetrated his abuse," Simone Biles gives her opening statement at a Senate hearing on the FBI's handling of the Larry Nassar investigation.
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I’ve seen the argument going around that higher standards and overall police reform will make people not want to be police officers which raises a host of questions.
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The rapid shift from "why is everyone an easily triggered snowflake participation trophy recipient" to "we gotta ban these books because my senior in high school had nightmares" is more indication that maybe the former was a bad faith operation all along
Can you imagine being a teenager and your mom telling the Washington Post a book needs to be banned because it gave you nightmares?
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It’s always the guy you literally suspected from the very beginning because he kept talking about how great having sex with teens was
Police raid Andrew Tate's home in Romania as new allegations emerge involving minors
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He declared war on the United States after Pearl Harbor, the most “what are you going to do, stab me” moment in 20th century history
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It’s so odd how God appears to tell so many people to do things they wanted to do anyway
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What you’re missing is “being a child.” You are nostalgic for childhood. You were a child and you miss that time. 1993 was not the height of human civilization. Go outside.
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Law enforcement are not primary sources for stories
Reminder to all journalists...
This is how Minneapolis initially reported the death of
#GeorgeFloyd
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Was the person who wrote this born like, four days ago
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I believe few things more strongly.
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I am trying and failing to remember if my parents had any concept of any RA I ever had
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@germanrlopez
1. End qualified immunity.
2. Curtail the power of police unions
And here’s the toughest one:
3. We probably need fewer laws, in general.
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A fun and amusing fact is that Americans were so underweight and malnourished during the Great Depression that it was a major concern for war readiness and actually led to the nationalization of a school lunch program.
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Watching Die Hard for the first time. It is so obviously a Christmas movie I don’t understand why it’s even up for debate.
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I know I keep making this point but 40 years ago was 1984, not imaginary 1954
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From the eagle’s perspective the story of Prometheus is a story about how sometimes everything works out for you
the eagle who got to eat prometheus's liver every day had the best job in mythology
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God to women: you must do something you do not wish to do but you will do it on behalf of me
God to men: have a great time, bro, here’s fifty bucks, get some beers for you and the boys
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In 1955, a woman claimed that Emmitt Till whistled and made advances at her. Now she's admitted that never happened.
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Open carry of long guns is entirely legal in Georgia according to state code so I couldn’t possibly imagine what Loeffler’s issue with Americans utilizing their Second Amendment rights could be.
Republican Georgia Senator
@KLoeffler
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darling who champions gun rights for her white constituents - calls open carry by Black Americans “mob rule” and says it endangers civilians and law enforcement.
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Folks worrying that Epstein might take down their favored politicians is a good reminder that perhaps none of us should have “favored politicians.”
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I have been long convinced that much of the "we stand with the police" rhetoric of the last year or so was largely based on the contingency that certain people would be policed and certain people wouldn't and absolutely nothing has taken place to disabuse me of that belief.
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Personally I am not entirely finished bashing slave owners.
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A basic thing I've learned is that people who seemingly have takes on everything actually know markedly little about anything.
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Yes, the Confederacy was, in fact, cancelled.
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) says in a press release he is proposing an amendment to block Democrats' push to rename military bases named after Confederate generals. Says it "smacks of the cancel culture the Left wants to impose on the nation"
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Dude stole Elie Wiesel's life savings. Elie Wiesel.
Bernie Madoff is reportedly dead. natural causes. I can vividly recall the moment the news broke about his Ponzi scheme. One of those rare-ish stories where your jaw just drops further and futher and you read back to check and make sure the numbers they listed aren’t typos.
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You will be absolutely stunned to know that the person who wrote this is 87 years old.
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I like when Philadelphia sports do well because the fans of Philadelphia sports franchises all seem like they are barely hanging on to the loosest tether of sanity, and I understand that
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Like I am not Methuselah but I seem to remember some people getting very performatively upset at Michelle Obama over school lunches
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Wearing a double breasted suit after facing down Hitler and winning, you love to see it
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Whomst among us hasn’t heard those devastating words
“Some have told me I’m too ‘controversial’ to have an athleisure line”
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No. No. Absolutely not.
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Hey, uh, is anyone calling for Blake Farenthold to resign?
Because “I’ll pay back the 84K” does not fill me with confidence.
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I’m aware it is not very popular to say this but the South lost the Civil War.
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I’m working on a piece and this Stokely Carmichael quote is something I’ve been thinking on quite a bit.
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This took place in Sacramento in March of this year. The man was told that there was a felony warrant out for his arrest. There wasn’t. They had the wrong person.
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Nothing affirms my belief that so many people’s golden era coincides with them being kids than this lede
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okay the “why aren’t these kids hornier” thing is getting out of hand
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God asked Abraham to sacrifice his own son but God now is sticking to telling some dudes that their desire for a sexy woman who is always barefoot and pregnant is also His desire, wild
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