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you tellin other bitches they’re 5 booms on the boom meter? BE HONEST.
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being mean to someone who was nice to you doesn't make you "savage" take a lap.
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shoutout league fr because without that game im not sure i would have been equipped to handle all this rage bait in my notifs.
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teacher: make sure you keep your binders organized!!1.teacher: *doesn't hole punch papers*.me: *looks into camera like i'm in the office*.
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the audacity to ride public transportation with a privacy screen.
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Men will tip me $2 then leave me their phone number. bitch i will request u on venmo.
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“valentines day is too commercial” can u just shut up and wear pink please.
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wish i could have one of those funny twitter accs but instead i’m just out here being beautiful :/
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i went on a first date the other day and he asked if he could read my dms.
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his face is SO symmetrical, i cropped half the photo and mirrored it and he looks exactly the same
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thinking ab freshman year of high school when it was my turn during an ice breaker and i couldn’t think of a single fun fact about myself so the whole class just sat in silence waiting for me to speak as i shook my head no.
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At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby tear-free shampoo.
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your crush having sex with somebody while u readin their birth chart.
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i said i’d never do anything for a man and now i’m watching naruto.
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what i’d give to be able to put my brain in a bucket of listerine.
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😭 My dad got punched in the face for not supporting blm. and i’d do it again bop bop. They kicked me out tho.
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Hey! I’m so glad you reached out. I’m actually at capacity / helping someone else who’s in crisis / dealing with some personal stuff right now, and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. Could we connect [later date or time] instead / Do you have someone else you cou.
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insane to see leaders of our country doing and saying things that would get someone fired from a minimum wage customer service job.
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if i possessed a single social skill it would be so over for yall.
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if im ur gf u will have so many cute candid photos to put on ur tinder profile & cheat on me with 🥰.
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i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up wi.
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im going to have my bachelors degree before my drivers license 😐.
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do i really like skinny white men or is it just comforting to know their anemic asses would get dizzy if they tried to chase after me.
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wish more people would post their business on social media i’m kinda bored.
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Take a look at this thread!!! @ white people trying to live out their punk wet dreams. this is not the time! Stand in support of black americans, but please do not instigate conflict! Because u r ultimately not the ones who will suffer the consequences for it!.
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@zenitforsale @hardwoodjunkies @xlckvn i told him i posted and he was ok with it. and we are going on a date so pleaseee stop projecting in my mentions bro. it’s just a silly tweet.
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i be like let me get ahead on this midterm due in three weeks instead of doing my 3 overdue assignments.
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not only did i cheat but we went on ur bandcamp and laughed at ur demo.
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my normal heartrate.⠀ /\⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ /\ .__ / \ __/\__ / \ _. \/⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ \/. my heartrate every time a girl with a septum piercing literally just looks at me.⠀/\⠀ /\⠀ /\._/ \ /\_/ \ /\_/ \ /\_.⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/⠀⠀ \/.
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selling feet pics venmo me @ memeranda for the uncensored version
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if you want a higher class rank take harder classes. y'all a whole new level of annoying.
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NETWORKING IS SO EMBARRASSING i just beat my boss in beer pong tho.
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i set my hinge to women and all my likes were straight couples looking for a third. i’m about to put my head through a wall fr.
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are u really a good photographer or can u just afford to go to tropical places.
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how come people in movies never go to local/state schools it's always fuckin yale.
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i should be excited that there's only 18 days left of school but instead i'm trying to figure out how i'm gonna fix my grades in 18 days.
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self care is sending pictures of your feet to old white men for money.
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