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@MediumSizeMeech But I bet sis got into Juilliard too.
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@sensorystories_ Getting in the shower. It can take me hours (if I have them) to motivate myself to shower. I always feel better after I do it but the build up is horrible. Worse when I need to wash my hair.
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@DeusExCinema Don’t you know we don’t get nice things in the US?
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@notcapnamerica I went to a top university with a 3.5 gpa and a 26 on my ACT (decent but nothing to write home about comparatively). I KNOW most of my white classmates thought I got in because I’m black. What they didn’t know is that I wrote the shit out of my essays and that’s how I got in.
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@Virginia_Brasch Ha! I once went to the ER for stitches on my face. I told them I was also at a 2 and they were like “why are you here?” And I was like “I have a cut on my face that can talk” (it opened and closed when I flexed my chin).
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@dieworkwear @DavidLaneDesign I don’t think men realize how much more attractive they are when they dress well in clothes that match and fit them correctly
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@NinjaKitchen Yaassssss. Let that baby BLEND!!!
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@acechhh This is why my friends take me shopping with them. My friend was gonna get this DVF wrap coat that was like $200 and I looked that the inside tag and was like, “its not even wool, its a blend” and returned said coat to rack
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@thekrissychula As a mixed person who was raised exclusively by white people, she should know better. This, given some things from her past, is something she does for…. Attention i would guess? I can’t speak on why, but this ain’t the first time.
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@Cooperstreaming Not to mention the thinspo. My brain is still broken because of how badly I want to be thin
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@MediumSizeMeech So many people listen to true crime. They should know exactly why she didn’t speak up. That can be a literal death sentence for an abuse victim.
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@Blackmillions_ This was a really bad take from her. All of my friends work full time and a lot of them do other stuff on the side. I’ve never made more than 50k a year and I have a bachelors degree from a top university (so do a lot of my friends). I would love to afford a house.
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@neorsd STOP MAKING ME CRY NE OHIO REGIONAL SEWER DISTRICT.
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@MartinAmini Other than the awkward kissing chant at the end it seems like I should maybe be going to more comedy shows
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@SureAsMel @MediumSizeMeech @Airbnb You should have gone to a hotellllll
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@lmTheReasonWhy Ma’am. The budget was 1mil dollars. Anyone with that budget could do that. Some of us out here struggling.
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@theashleyray Why is that baby (if it has to be on the slide) not between her legs, so she can ensure that the infant is secure. Also, they’re gonna ban abortions but this is totally chill???
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@tylrmntg THISSSS. I hate that so much. Like bitch, my phone is FULL, to the brim, of photos of my beautiful (cat) children. I do not have space for some app to figure out how long my walk was.
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@ashleysimpo That would benefit everyone. Like what if libraries. Existing libraries. Provided some of these things (daycare/coffee shop)
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@REDSEASHAWTY Most teachers deserve higher pay
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@DeeRene_ They really acting!!! 😂😂😂
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@notcapnamerica Who raised this child? In what universe would a parent ever let their child behave this way? And you can’t tell me this just happened. This is a pattern of behavior that escalates over time.
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@MediumSizeMeech She looks amazing though. The whole outfit. Especially the shoes. He looks like him.
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@MediumSizeMeech Nah, as someone who is 5’4” on a good day, when these people stand close to the stage it’s an absolute nightmare. Because they’re really inconsiderate about moving too. Not to mention, at least in my experience, its almost always yt men, who are incorrigible on a good day.
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@alovetrilogy I just rewatched the episode of bobs burgers where bob dances drunkenly to Donna summer. I need to delve into her library more
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@north0fnorth Also, can we talk about the “most landlords live outside the city” bit? Uhhhh. Very telling about who this person cares about more.
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@savbrads They’re all still thin
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@jenni_tabler We’re clearly doing a great job where we’re in charge
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@DanRiffle @IBJIYONGI Those trucks also take up so much space. Street parking is bad enough without those rampage-mobiles
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@AfricanArchives I hope he and the super soaker guy were friends because I’m sure they would have just dadded it up at the cookout and I want that for them.
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@theashleyray There are so many yt couples who look like siblings.
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@0liviajulianna Don’t start telling the white women they’re included in affirmative action. They’re too busy waiting in line for those Stanley cups
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@dieworkwear That lace/mesh shirt is so gorgeous
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@shaTIRED There was also way more stuff in that pétri dish than would be in a tea bag. The cut is super suspicious there. Also, I think you’d notice if there were living insects in a tea bag. The bag would move
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@sp0ka Also, why does it autocorrect swear words? Like correcting to ducking a gagillion times isn’t going to make me not mean fucking when I type it.
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@RevDaniel This is one of the most egregiously off putting decorating fads of the century. If I walked into a friends apartment and saw this, I would reconsider the relationship. Full stop
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@MediumSizeMeech Because people who grow up poor are FUNNY FUNNY
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@MediumSizeMeech Question, when did concerts become artist just singing over recordings of their songs? I’ve been seeing this in a lot of concert clips but I’ve never experienced it in person
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@AdrianCJax This is why I love the twin cities. Everything is 20 minutes away. I was sitting next to a dude at a wedding who I didn’t know and I overheard him telling someone “everything is like 20 minutes away” and I was like “are you talking about the twin cities?” He was.
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@NJSimmondsbooks Nothing was said about happiness. They said it would fix all of their problems. And for almost everyone I know, money would fix most if not all of their problems
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@sir_ueco So sorry you had to suffer through being beautiful. But I get it. European beauty standards ruin lives
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@FeministaJones My friend used to be a competitive gymnast. We often talk about how cost prohibitive white dominated sports are. When I was a kid, I had to quit figure skating because my mom couldn’t afford two sports. When I see teams that look like this they truly represent us as a nation.
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@dieworkwear I hate that you can see his pockets through the fabric on his pants
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@TylerAlbertario YES! That’s why I like clueless more than mean girls (its also just a better movie).
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@GoodPoliticGuy Do people not have real hobbies anymore? Like me, personally, I watch a lot of movies. And I hang out with my annoying cats. And I visit my grandma once a week. Sometimes I even hang out with my neighbors. I’ve never once thought about banning a book.
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@martinefpierre And they have been punished severely for it
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@IBJIYONGI And never stop bullying lawmakers about how we could just join the rest of the developed world and have trains. Good trains.
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@AprilDalaman Yeah… isn’t that literally a federal crime?
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@Muna_Mire I was just talking to someone about this. Like why give them a country that was already occupied and not by them (at least not for a few centuries). Like shouldn’t part of Germany been given to the survivors of the Holocaust, cause Germany was at fault? Or am I dumb?
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@legal_assets I used to get told I wasn’t a team player because I would tell my boss “no” if I didn’t have the capacity to complete something
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@ANiMaListicAN This doesn’t surprise me at all. So many cops are also abusers. How are we gonna expect them to put in time an effort to go after people like themselves.
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@MediumSizeMeech He’s one of my favorite online creators right now. He’s so passionate and he LOVES what he does. People be so pissed when they see people living in their passion.
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@lydiakauppi I don’t think people actually know what the Midwest (especially Wisconsin and Minnesota) looks like.
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@EmmaTolkin She is perfect and I love her. Agent scully Stan forever.
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@mrs_g_rider This is also my argument for using curse words as intensifiers. “Go away” is different from “screw off” is different from “fuck off”
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@criminalplaza Her and Britney and Lindsay.
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@jiggyjayy2 Also, sex isn’t even that good? Like it’s fine, but I can do without it. Maybe that’s just a me thing? I’ve never felt the need to lie to get it?
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@rabiak_n I work nights, and thankfully not in an office, but I think the issue is 40hrs a week (usually more than that with unpaid lunch hours and commutes) is a lot of time. The 40hr work week is also some fake nonsense made up by Henry Ford so 👎🏽
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@shaTIRED I miss the old days when celebrities were mysterious and every once in a while we got an unsavory photo of them getting out of a car. And, its nearly unavoidable, especially when you use the internet. I never understood why ppl care about celebs. They’re hardly real people.
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@ravenscimaven There are so many more of us out here than you think. A couple years ago I came to the conclusion that I’m most likely autistic. Then I looked back through some of my behaviors as a child that made me “weird”. No. Just autism things. I find some comfort in that. Happy to chat 🖤
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@curvellas I know I should agree with you but I’ve also never felt at home in my body. Even as a kid the body I have never felt like mine. I’m 34 now and still feel this way. My body is purely a costume I cannot take off. But I also know that wanting a surgery assisted body is unrealistic.
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@ItsDanaWhite Not this reminding me of how quickly I was laid off after bringing up class in a bi-weekly antiracism zoom call, a tradition I started, when I was working at a law firm where I was making less than 50k while training lawyers who started at like 200k.
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@talleyberrybaby It surely ain’t me
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@AutisticCallum_ I think a better idea is for neurotypicals to be less hostile to the more direct approach to communication that many neurodivergent people take. Like I don’t have the energy to unpack all the weird social norms of people who want to be mad when I don’t say please.
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@MediumSizeMeech When did zac Efron become a whole father?
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@WhosKateStrange This is your cat thanking your for being a great human. This is their gift to you. Cat distribution system working as it should. 🖤🖤🖤
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@JamesGDAngelo When you get impeached for a crime your laws should be strictly scrutinized and possibly removed/changed.
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@TheyHateNoelll @Blackmillions_ I know it's not a lot, that's the whole point. And I have such bad luck looking for jobs. I almost never hear back. I also don't really know what I want to do or don't have applicable experience for things that sound interesting. And I have no interest in going into tech.
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@shoptiffanyjean I have a cat like this. But he’s getting super comfy around a couple of my friends and I’m so proud of him
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@LifeSoLavish Getting paid for sex is technically not “p**********n” if its being filmed. Then it’s considered pornography and perfectly legal. Isn’t that wild?
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@chlojaramillo Unfortunately, its either him or trump. I can’t forfeit my civic duty and I don’t trust the Republican Party to view my black ass as a person, so I’m gonna lesser of two evils this election. ☹️
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@ADHDelaide Right, like just give me an answer? No is an acceptable answer. In fact, I’ll deal far better with your immediate no than I will you stringing me along for weeks and eventually telling me you found someone better. This is true in job hunting and relationships.
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@MediumSizeMeech Also, what’s his obsession with Coretta?
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@MediumSizeMeech I don’t hate tall people. I just think they should be more respectful in certain situations
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@metroadlib All this cause his feelings were hurt that you didn’t ask for his help… Wait? Am I projecting?
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@shaTIRED Who talking bad about my hungry earth sign siblings? I have several Taurus friends, they can be a little stubborn but mostly they just chill and stoned
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@SuperTiso @notcapnamerica Why don’t you just go to the restaurant and get your own food? Why don’t you just cook it yourself. Convenience comes at a price. Until we decide as a group that these CORPORATIONS need to pay their employees living wages, things are just gonna be this way
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@BougieBlackGurl @Olas_Truth I’m glad he has a sibling though. Doing it alone is so hard.
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@inthesamedevice Look at those tiny, dainty paws
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@MediumSizeMeech I feel like the luxury home market and the fine art market are similarly scammy and inflated.
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@LahoreMarquez India also supported Nazis, which is an interesting thing to think about in perspective.
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@nocmayhem @Briturican @TheyHateNoelll @Blackmillions_ I’m autistic. There’s just certain jobs I know I can’t do. I’ve done jobs similar to exec assistant and they make my skin crawl. And tech is so boring to me. I just can’t do it
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@shaTIRED I’m going to assume I don’t want to know
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@ravenscimaven Does that mean you can explain their teeth to me
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@AbortionChat Honestly, I think child leashes are a good idea, especially in cities and highly populated public spaces. I don’t want to have to dodge your loose children at the mall.
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@queasy_f_bby I’m not mad that it doesn’t but I also know what that means for the planet. So 🙃
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@offbeatorbit Also, always befriend an IT/maintenance person at your job. Things will get fixed for you much faster and they’re also usually pretty cool people
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@ohheyjenna This but cats. Or crows. Or skunks. Or ducks? I’m gonna be such a fun weird old lady
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@notcapnamerica I grew up in a white family and Mac and cheese was never part of thanksgiving
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@heyyitsjanea “Linda loves to chant”
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@PrinceHAK33M I can just tell it smells like hot ass and too much cologne in there.
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@shaTIRED Y’all, sometimes I be thinking that sexual activity be the only thing dudes do outside of work. So many of y’all don’t have hobbies.
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@ThatCDNGamer @Virginia_Brasch This was the first time. Pulled the sink off the wall when I hit it. I got like nine stitches and got to work on time. My coworkers were like “you got stitches and then came to work?”. It literally didn’t hurt that bad. Lol
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@mbkar911 Something similar just happened for my friend (a hit and run, not a carjacking) but her and some friends found the vehicle that hit her by following the SCRAPE MARK left on the road because the car that hit her drove off with only THREE TIRES. Why are cops?
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@prntgdcolonized This is why I don’t talk about it honestly with my psych. I feel like part of it is a generational disconnect in humor too. Like my friends and I joke about our ideations which makes it seem way lower stakes to just discuss
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@NBedera Like racism.
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