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tamu former student. just a yappy happy gal. this is a pro-aviation account. f2t2ea. putting the bi in goodbye since 1999. she/her. true neutral. views my own.
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📚Thread of books that I am reading this year📚
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Update: I TRACKED MY CAR. Not the cops. Not audi. My friend and i literally woke up and decided “hey let’s see if the air tag updated,” and it did and we drove right to my car. I called the cops an hour ago and they still haven’t shown up.
GUESS WHO JUST MOTHERFUCKING GOT CARJACKED AT A RED LIGHT
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Cops finally showed up. They towed it. Now waiting for forensics and the investigators to call
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Because apparently this needs to be addressed: locking my vehicle would not have helped me in this instance. I hustled moved to MSP area, so i had no idea there was a ruse to lure people out of their cars.
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If you were thinking about coming to south Texas and The Valley– don’t. Those are mosquitoes.
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Historic events Class of ‘21 has experienced thus far:
-Hurricane Harvey
-both Bush funerals
-Snow Day cancellation
-New Head football coach
-all of the living presidents being on campus
-the first female mascot corporal
-Reveille passing and funeral
-CWS
-74-72
-Coronavirus
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Update: i am okay physically. Mentally, i am fucked up.
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GUESS WHO JUST MOTHERFUCKING GOT CARJACKED AT A RED LIGHT
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@89WarBaby
I was rear ended and the guy waved me out of my vehicle with his insurance information in his hand, which is how we handle accidents like this in Texas, so i thought nothing ill of it
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This keeps getting funnier: the department called me and was like “we just want to let you know we recovered your car. You can’t come get your stuff.”
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@aleatoryai
@chriswb71
@89WarBaby
Apparently this is a big thing up here and they say call 911 and drive to the nearest station, but considering the fact that it took 25 minutes for them to initially respond, i don’t see how that would have helped either, so i don’t know tbh
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@chriswb71
@89WarBaby
I was the first car at the light, but that is what the officers said as well
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Also, for those of you who are following me- I am normally not this chaotic or funny. My twitter is a boring hellscape into the inner workings of my mind and I still use it as a diary, so this is your one and only warning 😅
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A&M: mental health matters! Contact CAPS if you feel stressed.
Also A&M: yanks away our only spring semester break and insinuates the winter storm was a break for students
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Yooooo can we talk about the fact that there's literally one of the largest recessions going on in history and universities aren't extending tuition due dates, aren't cutting the cost of tuition, and are LITERALLY TAKING AWAY GRANTS AND SCHOLARSHIPS?!?!?!
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My Aggie ring will have a diamond in it. Not because I made my first million or I think it looks better, but because my grandparents gave me a family diamond to put in it in case they were gone when I got it so I’d always have a piece of them with me.
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“It’s just a ring. It’s like literally any other college alumni in the nation.”
Yeah see that’s where you’re wrong
@AggieNetwork
is literally unmatched in former student networking and communication with their former students after graduating; and you cannot tell me otherwise
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We’ve lost three aggies in the last week. Please check on your friends and never take anything for granted. Here.
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Okay now that i am over the initial shock, can we talk about the
@AudiOfficial
salesman who asked me, “are you sure you just didn’t lose your car and it got towed?”as i was explaining that my car was stolen and i needed help reporting it in the app.
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Hi just a reminder: people do not have to tell you why they are not drinking and you are a jerk if you try to get someone to drink who is staying sober or make jokes at their expense
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Lmaoooo my car is back from the future 😭😭😭
Carjacking, victim was rear ended first. Occupants got out and took his vehicle (don't fall for this ruse).
Loss: 2028 blue Audi Q5, TX plate
W Lake St and Excelsior Blvd
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Not the guy at Dutch bros giving me my coffee and saying: “did I see you yesterday?”
To which I said, “yes and every day before that.”
And him responding: “that’s what’s up; I’m Ray, I’ll see you tomorrow.”
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@craigpatik
@profsamperry
As a flight attendant, this is adorable and I welcome this kid over people who don’t care if I’m there or not any day
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To the girl on the bus that gave a guy in a dress and heels (I’m sorry I don’t know your pronouns) a look when they sat next to you, be better. A&M already isn’t inclusive enough, and you’re not making it any better.
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Yet another semester of mediocrity and not being a competitive applicant... who want me 😗🤙🏼
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“You’re fucking graduating from Texas A&M; you’re already succeeding more than a bunch of other fucks. Good on you kid.”
Actual words said to me yesterday at a professional meeting
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The “i stayed in my hometown after graduating high school” starter pack
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Dutch Bros app launched today! Free drink and 125 pts for joining!
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This is literally so funny to me. Trying to prepare myself mentally that this is probably going to be a total loss and i am already so upset thinking about it
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SERIOUSLY LOOK AT OTHER DORMS! GETTING HULLABALOO IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT AND I PERSONALLY THINK SOUTHSIDE DORMS ARE BETTER AND HAD SEVERAL FRIENDS WISH THEY HAD GOTTEN SOUTHSIDE
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This may be the oddest convo I’ve had on a dating app in a hot minute
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Petition to have Jo Jorgensen at the next debate in the middle just sipping tea or water and slurping whenever they get out of hand
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#WhyIDidntReport
We were dating. This is what you’re supposed to do, right? But only if I said yes. It wasn’t violent and I was told it would ruin his life if I had reported it and guilt tripped out of doing it after I was already low and second guessing everything
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Hi, so I just want to say with full disrespect: fuck you, dude.
BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott announces he is ending the statewide mask mandate and says all businesses can now open at 100% capacity. However, he stresses "personal vigilance is still needed to contain covid" and we should "continue following medical advice."
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I got the job i interviewed for yesterday; NYC here I come 🤩🤩🤩
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Mom: your friends don’t force you to drink.
My friends:
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Didn’t get fired; passed probation with flying colors; and even got recommended for a possible promotion
Having no job security means i have convinced myself that I am getting fired on Friday during my last probationary meeting 🥲
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My car was literally just taken from me. I literally have not stopped crying all night
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Alrighty I am starting a
@DutchBros
thread to help everyone familiarize themselves with some of the best drinks
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I have an assignment due at 11:59 that’s not done and is 62% of my grade and I don’t care. I’m so over school
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Let’s get some things straight here:
1. Stop saying I should have had a weapon. This started as a rear-end accident. I am not getting out of my car waving a gun around in the middle of the intersection. 1/
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Someone toxic needs to head my way so I can drop 15 lbs
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@anaissad_
Girrlllllll out multiple lmao i keep saying i am going to gorilla glue one everywhere i can think of 😂
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Idc JedFest is still my fucking favorite. Some of y’all take life too seriously
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Could not have asked for a better training class! So glad to be going home 🧡💙
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Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers during this challenging time. 🤙🏻🤙🏻
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Hi yeah please remember we are out of school for a reason and that social distancing IS important. Stop joking around; stop hanging out with people. There’s a reason that everything is closing down. Just because you don’t have symptoms DOES NOT mean you can’t spread the virus.
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Alright imma say it because I’ve never officially said only implied it but I’m bi and I don’t care anymore who knows so there ya have it 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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Adding to this list:
-spring break taken away
-week long snow storm
-Michael Young stepped down
-graduations taken away and then re-added
-abnormal ring days
-first Dutch Bros in Texas
-storming of the Capitol
-first female VP
Historic events Class of ‘21 has experienced thus far:
-Hurricane Harvey
-both Bush funerals
-Snow Day cancellation
-New Head football coach
-all of the living presidents being on campus
-the first female mascot corporal
-Reveille passing and funeral
-CWS
-74-72
-Coronavirus
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Yeah friendly reminder dont shit on how people have to pay for school. Whether your parents pay for it, you have loans, or you have scholarships, you shouldn’t have to listen to your friends shit on your method.
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Super excited to announce that I will be staying in Salt Lake City
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Not to be dramatic but I get to order my ring in 2 weeks!!!
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Drunk me didn’t hang her keys up but she did hang up her hair tie
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TAMU, a month ago: please, if you’re experiencing mental health problems seek help.
Students: so P/F?
TAMU, now: nah, y’all stay easy though
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Not M*chael Y*ung announcing he’s retiring like we aren’t going to celebrate
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I love that A&M is sending us emails about golf carts being stolen like that’s students problem
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Just saw a tiktok that said, “girl what did you miss? The dates he never took you on, the flowers he never bought you? The attention he didn’t give? You missed what could’ve been; move on.” And you know what? YOU ARE SO RIGHT
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I love that everyone is just now finding out that bucees is Aggie owned
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@altDoD_
@actualbenprice
I am actually really close to minnehaha but this was over by lake bde maka ska
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All I’m saying is if my SO ever wants to get engaged on Christmas or New Years I will be pissed. There’s no effort anywhere in there except piggy backing off of the holiday when usually you’re already dressed up and with people
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I have a 750 word essay due at midnight that I have yet to start... online school is going well 🤠
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Yes, straight white boy, I can back my car into the parking spot like a pro because my dad yelled at me until I could back a trailer straight. What about it?
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This Muster has definitely been one to remember. We will never forget those that came before us. Here.
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Is anyone else freakishly good with directions??? Like I can go somewhere once and remember it years later
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All I will say this far is that Twitter is a dating app. Y’all just don’t know how to use it
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Don’t @ me but I swear since Whata sold out they’ve been on a steady downhill spiral that’s gotten to be a near vertical drop as of late
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Howdy, Ags! Just a reminder to be careful this break, coming and going. While Silver Taps is my favorite tradition, I much rather prefer not having to attend one to start with.
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“You look like the Fourth of July; makes me want a hot dog real bad.”
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