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deleted old account, came back cause i was bored. it's even worse

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6 months
@LauraRbnsn such a wide ranging question could easily mean to men "do you want to have sex and pass on your name" and to women "do you want to work, also have a 24x7 caretaker job, and take care of a large adult child as well?"
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2 months
@MoistenedTart Every one of these videos man say it is fake and harass the woman. To prove they are .. not harassing and annoying women?
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5 months
@NatasaIlincic @JigenD "you gotta go to the wilderness yourself and wait days for a good shot of a deer!"
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7 months
@BRATZULA I think i read this before, it is ridiculous. You'd think greed alone would make them want to pursue this to sell more.
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8 months
@parismartineau The only better burn even possible is "I called your mom and she agrees with me"
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2 months
@girldrawsghosts i keep seeing them say "they used to roast both sides" and a handful of jokes in 3 years making fun of over sensitive liberals who try too hard is not "both sides" it's the same thing we make fun of ourselves about
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10 months
@ask_aubry Why do so many straight men hate women's bodies? Is it part of hating women in the first place? How many men are just grossed out by vulvas?
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3 months
@TheAndrewNadeau "maybe you can add something about how you cannot pardon yourself" Madison:"what? That is so obvious it's stupid why would we add that?"
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6 months
@JuddLegum They need to get an independent autopsy. The thing is even if it were a suicide the next day, the school is still responsible for not protecting them from years of abuse, and school officials' own demonization of LGBT students promoted bullying.
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5 months
@lvamsgatthebeep They're telling men semen stays in the weekend for years. Bad Medical Takes had a guy convinced the uterus has pockets where it's stored. Then the men think even if she didn't cheat she had sex before meeting me and maybe it's someone else's kid. It's ludicrous
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8 months
@MizShannonS People are jumping through the most ridiculous hoops trying to justify this. At what point do we give up and say "ok it was wrong and thoughtless"
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7 months
@notcapnamerica just saw this
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Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
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5 months
@ask_aubry omg he even said "I wouldn't have ordered that" basically admitting he knew exactly what he was doing
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7 months
@suannelqr @RefusenikCorrie Any parent who expresses outrage at a teacher or healthcare worker checking to make sure kids are ok and safe is an abuser. They may not know they are an emotional abuser at minimum, but they are.
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5 months
@androgynyfiend I read about a grown man asking a pharmacy for nightmare cream for his daughter. When he was a kid his mom rubbed lotion t on telling him it was special cream to stop nightmares and he never realized
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1 year
@oldenoughtosay "you can't protect things, imagine if an imperial power came in and took things, like this, and smashed other things, like this, how are you gonna protect it?"
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5 months
@Guiness_Pig It happened to a friend transferring departments in a large company. but the new manager didn't believe it, and the manager he left got fired
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5 months
@Lesdoggg wow the end where he talks about movies and how men think "eventually the woman will submit, emotionally and sexually" That is so spot on. Men live in a fantasy land where we just need to be near women and they'll love us and all our media reinforces it.
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5 months
@KrangTNelson in the US we won't see another FULL eclipse till 2044, but you can travel internationally and see them. 2017 and 2024 being so close is rare, the last full eclipse we could see from the US was 1979, which I remember. Partials and lunar eclipses are more common.
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5 months
@StevieWestAgain Saying your kid has x% chance of Downs does not mean they said it for sure will be disabled, and doesn't mean they wanted you to have an abortion. You just took offense to normal tests everyone gets on the fetus. They were probably happy your baby is healthy and you are lying
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7 months
@dirtymayosister @RefusenikCorrie Children have rights. Including the right to not be abused.
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9 months
@feminemi1y The one thing I can't stand about Christian ethics is they think intention matters more than what we actually do and the result. Hey let thousands of women die waiting for their fetus to die because we won't intentionally end a doomed pregnancy.
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1 year
@emilykmay Even happened to me. I did it when I didn't want to. I already struggled w feeling like every desire was "sinful" (even though I was an atheist already) It's almost worse when it's the man cause we're taught men always want it and the woman thinks he isn't interested
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4 months
@BadMedicalTakes Omg this poor dog was injured by vaccines!
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2 months
@kauleetheone @MorganJerkins if i'm tired i'll do it, used to do it more when single, but at least admit "I was tired and didn't feel like it" not "I didn't know" Being tired or lazy (once in awhile) is not THAT bad, but in the video he's just lying.
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1 year
@JeremiahDJohns After reading The Fifth Risk I learned that most of rural American is supported to a large extent by the Federal Government. But it comes through local small bank loans or run by state government, so they never know. The feds can't fix everything though.
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3 months
@notcapnamerica "why are you making the father support your child if he's a good dad"? what? If he's a good dad he'd be supporting the child! what did he do just play games w the kid but no monetary support?
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2 months
@BadMedicalTakes Assuming "flush out" is a layman's term for drugs that stop an embryo from attaching, pretty sure Abigail's allies want to ban those drugs as well.
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5 months
@TommyLavinTST @ask_aubry It seems there are MRA podcasts out there encouraging men to blow up their marriages. When he writes "after the last one" she left, i think he means he got her to actually listen to one, and she must have been disgusted he is filling himself with that crap.
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4 months
@AGramuglia Almost every single time conservatives claim they are fired or jailed for their beliefs they actually harassed coworkers and continued to after being warned by HR, or they physically assaulted or stalked someone, or refused to leave premises when asked. Never just a belief
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1 year
@247Lush @ask_aubry Made her quit her job? Deleted her best friend's phone? (I'm sure at his insistence) This abuse started years ago
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1 year
@ask_aubry He also doesn't seem to understand that even if they want to be admired it does not mean they want to be catcalled or for men to bother them or talk to them.
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1 year
@JessPected OMG i have a cousin who had to do this even back in the 90s. Dolly Parton had it done. There are many reasons women would want a breast reduction. Why do they think augmentation is ok but reduction is terrible? I expect lurid comments but to say it's somehow morally wrong?
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3 months
@bouffantbecky I've read this in chef books. All over the world are grandmas who are as good or better than any professional chef. They just make a different type of food
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8 months
@teaminney @meghanttucker In Latin America everyone has both names. This "his name becomes yours" is specific to only certain cultures. There's no reason beyond outdated ideas of owning women like they're property
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6 months
@notcapnamerica This is the worst camera guy ever. Every time something happens he moves the phone away. How'd that guy get his shirt torn off? What is even happening?
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3 months
@notcapnamerica I like when she responds to one person saying "it makes me want to book somewhere else" everywhere else will be the same! That's what everyone is saying!
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@ask_aubry I read some stories like this and wonder how they even got married. Was it an arranged marriage? Did he wait until she was trapped before revealing his true self? Who raises these abusive man babies?
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9 months
@RickyBobby252 @TofanaAqua123 @Kissmyazz24 my wife could do all those before I met her, and had changed out a garbage disposal, i'd never even done that. if you need a tall or strong person to do something, you ask a friend or hire someone. men also hire movers and contractors.
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3 months
@ABeardedPanda I have not heard that word for Indians since the 90s. Wow.
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7 months
@RyanMarino I thought a dog running away with a heart to transplant in its mouth would the the high point of medical drama.
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3 months
@ask_aubry This isn't "because of a prenup" it's because he wanted to control her and make her dependent on his family
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5 months
@lvamsgatthebeep In the woman, not in the weekend! Bah
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1 year
@notcapnamerica So they DO know there are two sets of rules.
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9 months
@steinkobbe Every country should allow this. It's really just a boycott I thought conservatives loved those.
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4 months
@Truthster24 @_nomadic_soul Women are 100x tougher than men. Ask any doctor or nurse which group whines more. Being honest isn't fragile. Cowards, however, respond abd are afraid of women telling the truth
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9 months
@LassThoughts @AngryBlackLady "living for a week in horrible pain" fixed it for you
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6 months
@ShakeLS @chrislongview The people making excuses saying Camilla is old are missing the point: why didn't they extend that same grace to every woman?
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7 months
@RottenInDenmark well one thing is every conservative looks at crime and says "that's what you get for defunding police" even though no cities actually defunded it. I suppose conservatives would say something else. But I am so sick of hearing that slogan from conservatives
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2 months
@BadMedicalTakes Doing the Lord's work right there. I wonder if they're getting vaccinated or just lying.
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1 year
@TheMattCanada @jemelehill it appears you're ignoring all the times white people faked crimes and no one suddenly wanted to make it a felony
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1 year
@MariaLuckyxo @ask_aubry I have seen parents not be able to deal with their kids' needs, and make horrible mistakes, like her. This is probably her last chance to have a relationship, last chance to get one thing right.
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@baddestmamajama So many levels of wrong. Policing kids after hours, christian fascism, and at the end: mother points out lots of bad behavior gets a pass, but female sexuality is what drove that repressed perv to punish a girl.
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1 year
@Imposter_Edits It's all her fault but camera guy was annoying me and kept escalating. I'm sure the server wanted him to shut up too.
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1 year
@MikeDrucker His handlers probably do that for him and don't tell him. "He's in a bad mood today, add a few thousand followers"
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6 months
@420AttyChicago You say that and those same men hear "I need to be rich and famous like Jack Black" instead of what you actually said.
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1 year
@RiotGrlErin There was one of those bars with board games near me and the women called it the break up bar cause they'd go w their boyfriends and beat them and the men would get so mad. they'd break up in a few days.
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1 year
@gbosslet Or worse, child confesses they are afraid of parents, "sorry kid I gotta turn you in, its not the school's responsibility to protect you from abuse at home. That's pre 2023 schooling"
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@esjesjesj If he didn't say "concise" the answer would be "yes" with pages of references
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5 months
@littleapostate Why are all these men blaming herlikeits her fault for picking him? They have never made mistakes or trusted the wrong person? Or do these men rewrite history so they always knew? as if anything in life is guaranteed
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@lvamsgatthebeep He's storing sperm for you, ladies
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@ZachWLambert Just a week ago men were complaining about a pregnant woman who was completely covered because you could tell she was pregnant and not wearing a tent. No amount of cover will be enough for men who absolve themselves of responsibility
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@AaronCrook123 @esjesjesj It does not even address Jewish slave owners were very few, when these people keep saying Jewish people were the main slave owners
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@_celia_bedelia_ "I am messaging you personally! This is not a discussion! Only I get to talk!". 🙄
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@Eodyne1 They hired men from careers with the highest rates of domestic violence? A man came up with this idea
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@ask_aubry I think assuming they're gay is too convenient to explain it, they're not attracted to men.
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3 months
@Jhostin_R_M @kate_manne Lol what? 3rd wave feminism is 100x more pro men than 70s radfems. Patriarchy hurts men and women. Being anti patriarchy isn't anti man.
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@Needle_of_Arya I can't even believe the ridiculous reality tv competitions people (donors) were recommending. It's this how they run their companies? Like it's a game and not important?
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@teaminney @meghanttucker What? The Spanish way is literally easier to understand and trace ancestry.
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1 year
@drulipabs @MediumSizeMeech @twisted_twins People like Penn getting away with abusing partners over and over has a much bigger effect on society than one man slapping another in the midst of a years long fued between them.
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@Whatapityonyou Plus another problem is almost no one pays for a human to perform transcription anymore, it's all AI which gets 10% of the words wrong. It's so frustrating. At least with sign language it's a human doing it. They want to just make everything worse.
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@bandrui0 @ask_aubry Also he is "you didn't tell me you had sex" not "you are comparing our sizes!" (which she didn't). It seems the real problem is she had sex with someone else.
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@CethanLeahy That would be great but probably would need Witherspoon herself to play the lead. Maybe they couldn't get her? She's mostly producing. But i'm sick of prequels. I guess the one benefit is the actress who plays her in the prequel can then play her in any sequels.
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@sewistwrites That makes no sense. If anything it should only be the physical difficulty of your job and hours that affect how much you can do at home. I have a desk job and not unglodly hours so I can do half the chores
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5 months
@ask_aubry The only time i've ever said "I wouldn't have ordered what I did" was when the other person insisted on paying, not when I paid!
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8 months
@madisontayt_ Imagine how many must have done this for them to make people give their cards and sign before showing up. I've missed dinner theater and had to still pay, I knew it would happen.
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@SourceDuMal It is so disgusting. He keeps trying to say "seperate body type from style" and they're saying "no!" One even said thin people look better in anything no matter what. He's just taking about style not your preference
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@EmmaSzewczak Sentence 1: ok cool Sentence 2: you mean like operating on Black women without anesthesia? Sentence 3: Oh that's not what you meant.
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@mobydickenergy Yes, the videos for homemakers actually have tips and advice. The one woman who makes everything from scratch, even peanut butter, she never even teaches you how.
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@WineVigilante1 @waitmanb @tellingly_told We should have officers rule by fear and machismo like Russia, cause they win .. oh wait.
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@GianmarcoSoresi sometimes i wonder if it tastes like soap to them, or if the rest of us also thought it tasted like soap and said "eh whatever" and kept trying it till we liked it. Certainly the first humans to try spicy peppers must have hated it and thought "ouch!"
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@BadMedicalTakes They think we're just forcing children to get surgery out here. A boy developing breasts gives him ... dysphoria ding ding ding. And we treat it. Why not also treat dysphoria in trans people
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@FredSmith914 @devtesla Mike Myers talked about this, 3 times, funny. 4 times, crap, 10 times, hilarious.
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@VoiceOfOurAnces omg the boyfriend looked like he didn't even want to be involved, he walked away, came back looks like he said something to the woman like "let's go" poor guy lol he needs to dump her
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@JWhimOk @BadMedicalTakes When a victim finally fights back after years of bullying, even if it's just splashing water on them, society loves to blame that victim and say the bullies were justified. We regularly put women in prison who fought their abusers.
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@ask_aubry I've heard of people using jewelry or gifts instead of changing or communicating but never this. This is .. weird
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1 year
@michaelharriot they hate 1. women who own their sexuality and 2. women over 20 yrs old
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1 year
@Hell1s @notcapnamerica When you unban every white supremacist and neo Nazi all at once, then that triggers a response by advertisers who don't want their brand associated with white supremacists. It's not like he allowed them back on the app a few at a time
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@ask_aubry I had a Mustang convertible, IDK why anyone calls cars "chick magnets" because only guys liked it, straight guys too so I couldn't even console myself that at least I was being hit on. But it was a man magnet.
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11 months
@sylphanne wow if I felt this jealous about someone else's reward for hard work I'd write it in my diary and then burn it so no one would ever know.
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@Rockhaven55 @JessPected Lol what? Why? Since when? Why not just have football linemen to stand around him like human shields? Blocking a bullet is the absolutely last duty out of the thousands of other duties they have. All those other tall men failed in all those other duties.
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1 year
@fujomod3r I really think anything anyone under 18 writes needs a "cc mom" button for people to tell their moms "can you believe this?"
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1 year
@Sigmundine2 Notice the comments, everything they're mad at her about is something someone else did. Cause she is supposed to see the future and not have had a guest on her show
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@myronjclifton I assume they call their friends and say "You are not going to believe what this mf'er said in court! get this.."
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@MrAlexisPereira He was into kink
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1 year
@_celia_bedelia_ if he had nearly the ethics he claims, and still didn't believe in hormonal birth control, he'd just practice abstinence. after all that is what forced birthers prescribe for everyone else. why can't he just not have sex in order to help his wife ... stay alive!
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@DVNJr I now feel foolish for reading so many of Lewis' books. I didn't read this particular book on them. But I've heard it comes off as super racist especially if your read Oher's book first
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