GOP: Oh look, my dick. Haven't stomped on it in ten seconds, guess it's time. Normals: Hey but what if you maybe didn't? GOP: *river dance on dick*

"Daddy! You won!" The best part of today.

@artfromtex You are spot on right my friend. Give me Dallas and Sue Ellen all day every day over Yellowstone and Beth.

Hit my bestie and me up for the hard hitting football analysis.

@SocratesSword Absolutely adore the Golden Girls. I've seen it so many times I basically have it memorized.

@suvaii There you go

@artfromtex Yes! I should find it. I just recently finished a rewatch of Dynasty. Love the shoulder pads and the nostalgia.

@JohnIs55257 I'm excited to see it

@JohnIs55257 Wow! I didn't realize it had been that long.

I think what we've learned here tonight is that someone should hire me to call these games.

Uh oh laundry on the field.

@marknau1 Bitch better step away from my man or I'm going to have to take my earrings off and throw some hands.

When they show the boys on the bench I can tell by their facial hair who has a girlfriend and who does not.

Other Josh needs another sack if he wants to match Giant Evil's sacks in one game record.

@AssnForge Hahaha I was HOPING someone would pick up on that. Thank you for being the one.

@liberalismONCMD I asked you keep that just between us.

@HardieEric