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I'm the dumbest person you've ever met but I am sincere.
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@EarsHurts
@mustachetoilet
why are they censoring the word "assassination"? are they trying to pretend like we're not allowed to say that on this platform lol? buddy people straight up n word hard on here, and this place is run and owned by a trump supporter
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@generalslug
israeli lies are unique in that they are so big. not "yah we're all in all a well disciplined army outside of a few bad apples. no. "we're the MOST MORAL army in history." not "we're really on par progressive." no. "we're the ONLY place on earth u can be gay."
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@jules_su
when confronted, always go for the phone. it’s my patented move to avoid eye contact
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@esjesjesj
“If a white boy had to say the N word to prevent a nuclear apocalypse? Would that be good or bad?”
“Nobody should say the N word, and also…”
*Concerning!*
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@esjesjesj
BREAKING: if you play Pink Floyd
and time it up to the Wizard of Oz and also take acid you are IN FOR A TREAT
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@price0fwoke
@lizlue0611
a lot of people don’t care if they’re giant pieces of garbage. that also doesn’t mean that they aren’t 🤷♀️
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@kthorjensen
this reminds me of that story that someone was on allegedly on a like 4 hour flight with DeSantis and that he just stared straight ahead in his seat the entire flight, no headphones no tv no book. just straight ahead the entire time
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@ebeggin1
@evelynwebsite
i hope and believe that at some point the books will touch upon what is happening / occurred on the Isle of faces
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@willmenaker
when you learn that her fiancé left her for begging increasingly insane it all makes a lot more sense. she is the other side of the coin of the divorces guy which is also her primary audience
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@Craicthewhip_
@springbris
i also think he literally just operates on a “who cares unless it effects me personally?” vibe. i think he’s generally like “are they taking my women away? no? you’re saying there’s now *more* women? interesting….”
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@liz_jcw
@freshyjmp
@CartoonsHateHer
it’s the “and i used that as an advantage to get what i want” is firstly such unnatural phrase, strangely expositive, and just not at all what someone would ever tack on to that sentence as a self-description. nobody internalizes themselves that way lol
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@evelynwebsite
@cia__asset
The many faced god actually assumes that all religions are not an aspect of the fancy faced god, and accepts them all as true. and i agree
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@smokeismedicine
they’re going to citizens arrest him and Minority Report my boy. Geo guesser guy don’t do it!!
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@BirdRespecter
i once got fired because they found out i was looking for a job because i was young and dumb. it was my first office job at 21. they fired me and two weeks later i had an offer for $30k more. i don’t think they understood what i did for them lol.
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@faoljew
this is so sweet of you. i actually tried to do this when my daughter noticed the elderly couple across the street were having meals on wheels delivered but she never could get the can of beans opened so we just gave up
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@BrandyLJensen
he is a gem. also, he warned us about jimmy fallon 😌
I like the one Martin Short called Jimmy Fallon phony to his face.
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@drmistercody
Surge pricing which is a hallmark of industries like Uber which went into the red by billions for several decades to outspend and capture entire markets later to manipulate them via monopolistic and unfair practices lmao
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@still_hustling
@spencerfleury
@RobbNik
1) it was built by techno-libertarians
2) it doesn't matter who it was built by, you don't understand how it works lol.
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@BergAslak
@nkulw
@HeerJeet
are you just now aware that the CIA swaps regimes in and out to suit their interests?
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@LittlestBourgie
@PinstripeBungle
he lost basically every operation he was ever involved with... what?
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@firebirbrising
@halomancer1
yah twitch signed a multimillion dollar deal with him and then immediately launched a nefarious plot to unravel it for no possible reason. that makes sense
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@_gidDy_Up_
@slimeslinger
this is all an elaborate mousetrap to get the guy electroncuted somehow and collect the life insurance policy. it’s the oldest trick in the book i saw this on dateline once
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@bobbeddingfield
@Bubblebathgirl
thank you. i just made that comment elsewhere. they are clearly tagged and part of a ranch or some other system.
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@wubbyyzV2
@_sn_n
"boy moms" who are minutes away from being abducted every time they step outside
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@Rotten_Soldier
@evelynwebsite
@cia__asset
my typos, they have created a new religion, i am so blessed
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@DomaiForeman
an entire thread of blue checks goostepping while gossiping in each others ears in hushed but urgent tones: “the communists are winning...!”
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@koshernost
@MNateShyamalan
they wear their consumerism as a badge of honor and are confused why you would also not want to let for that honor
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@joe_dirts
@PatCDev
@chockZ
@armakdam
@mister_shroom
@_sn_n
@alex98almeida
damn, a wife and child beater
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@billybrizzle420
i’m picking up the Let the Big Dog Eat mantle with ya. volunteering for the food pantry next week 💪
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@revhowardarson
Same. I was going to spend a lot of money buying movies on Amazon Prime, but I just found them on Twitter instead. Finding the videos here on twitter directly led me to stop spending money on Amazon Prime. It was my singular motivating factor, and they lost my money because of it
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@Floridachlorm
@db_witch
and their intelligence overall! evolution happens slow enough that we are essentially just as smart today as we were 10,000 years ago just with different access to education and opportunities
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@SzMarsupial
@BrandyLJensen
They're telling the NYT because they're proud. Dead serious. They are proud of this story. They imagine it makes them look troubled yet considerate in some twisted way.
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@king_mongoose
@Copyrite
my man how are the CIA going to ever complain about Havana Syndrome Tummy Aches ever again. she could do their job on her lunch break
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@TheLucifer_Ra
@anietotylkoja
Tradition is fine and lovely, and people are allowed to have differing values. But human nature is always the same, and the simple fact is: kids love getting loose and having fun and getting hammered and dancing all over each other haha. Always have, always will.
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@atlaeasetweets
@dopaminehead
@midsmoker34
oh okay, this is just a very long running expertly done bit that is years in the making. i see it now
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@muaddibstyle
it’s amazing how much the motion disguises the obvious choreography, and the lack of it exposes it starkly. to reverse that ruins the entire flow
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@devilscompiler
@datarade
yah there is a reason the internet is like 600% the average cost in the US…
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@ImpressedYou
@TangoHotel76
@HeyImPostinHere
@_counterpoints_
i can barely look at them it’s so cringey. like it’s written by someone attempting to be reddit epic in 2009, with the intellectual capacity and artistic capability of a 14 year old
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@dtrain22k
@TheDaveCalaz
@corpsole2
@ObsoleteDogma
i honestly think half the attraction to bitcoin is that these nerds fell for the “wallet inspector” joke one time too many and this was their elaborate decades-later answer lol
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@cutestshark
@RiverfrontTimes
This is the exact reason *every single* police department in every major city sets asides tens and even hundreds of millions of dollars PER YEAR to pay out in wrongful arrest / deaths / whatever lawsuits
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@ask_aubry
it's so weird to be so specifically and elaborately wrong and also supremely confident while being so. like this is too complicated a fiction to just be firing off the cuff, where do people learn this nonsense from
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@wyatt_privilege
God it's such a good gig. The best part is when it doesn't work and you shrug your shoulders and say "welp" and move on to the next
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@Dad2022Patriot
@intrnetdaughter
gonna “well acktuallllyyy” my lovely girlfriend and correct her about my tiny pinky sized dick
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@snorkgalois
@JUNlPER
it’s funny because the framing is so antagonistic, i wonder if there were people inclined to say “yah i guess, sometimes it’s bad, like all places in the country.” but it was so obviously antagonistic these people are obviously gonna be like “nah fuck you buddy”
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@moonbeamer6
@BenjySarlin
@daveweigel
Was the unipolar Western-led rules based international order collapsing when they said it? Because it sure as hell is now.
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@pinklightning9
@Prashan76045325
@Kurt_Steiner
@kru37hskwn2j
absurd lol. “yah sure they just dropped the bomb on us but you know what? we have grit and determination and an industrial hub!!” lmao
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@KrangTNelson
@pixelatedboat
they have had property developers reimagine a post razing of gaza for months now. they were waiting for this moment.
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@Dikburd362181
@vacuousvoid
@stillgray
@Alphafox78
americans smear shit around their assholes with paper lol, i wouldn’t really be attempting to flex on anyone else’s bathroom habits
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@still_hustling
@spencerfleury
@RobbNik
imagine a more sophisticated web crawler ingested every post ever made, put it in a blender and then, depending on what you ask and how, created a Markov chain. basically: it doesn't think, it just spits out what it ingests, which is anything / everything
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@CRVNE_eth
@2comaby21
@summerahrens
we stand in solidarity with our anime pfp comrades in the eternal war against the crypto nerds. get bent! :)
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@Trey_Explainer
Absolutely the same. Had never watched a single second. Watched one posted here the other day and felt like I was hallucinating. The production reminded me of the live action Speed Racer movie. is it always that weird, fast cuts and stuff?
Immediately blocked. Never trying again
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@TheWapplehouse
@bad_takes
he doesn't even have that thing wall / ceiling mounted in the corner so he can have half an office, half a bedroom.
this guy is a poser. talk to him when he gets serious
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@Sturgeons_Law
@DilettanteryPod
it only works for people who think sweden is currently under sharia law
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@onthebird
@still_oppressed
yep. this is the face of a guy who has strong western opinions about this. lol
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@Psyche_OS
@wishiwasreall
@crazyclipsonly
oh this dude definitely drops the n word all the time there can be no doubt remaining lol
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@PunishedGramsci
weird insufferable politics nerds who haven't seen sunlight in 8 years, to a successful and funny web comic:
"listen here pal, let me tell you how comedy works....."
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@iamjourjean
@NobleQAli
a certain type of israeli became
so humiliated by the holocaust they truly view those who died in the camps as weak. they say "we're not like those weaklings who came before us."
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@RealBurgerGod
@blu3r4d0n
@molly0xFFF
@OwenBenjamin
i wrote code to deliver tens of millions of pizzas across north america, and i can confidently say my contribution to humanity has been far greater than your adorable little blockchain projects
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@extrapolatemate
@DennisMisigoy
@0xGriimz
@ShitpostGate
yah that’s my issue with all the pure marvel trash. i actually read and watched a brunch of marvel stuff growing up.
but with those absolutely vile films, you could tell they had zero respect for the source material or even the audience.
could have enjoyed it but we got robbed.
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@ecto_fun
this is called A/B testing and it’s just solid marketing always b on that grind sweetie
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@Purrpurrchan
@airbagged
any time i see someone write "cope" i just imagine they are yelling "5 more minutes!" while their mom calls them downstairs for dinner
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@ChickenandW
@C_Nasty92
@johnpavlovitz
You can in fact get a lot, lot, lot more qualified than that lol
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@SxarletRed
She has "developer" in her bio but i have yet to find evidence she has ever coded outside of college.
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@AndroidNeera
@8FITZBASTARDO
also that moving right wouldn't have avoided the towers in the drawing more
than moving left...???
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@jesuslasupajew
i was this close, they almost got me, but then i considered: GUYana? no no, not for me, i’m for the ladies only
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@Chigurh_Crash
@valandil
@flugenhof
@growing_daniel
and it wasn’t just that they thought he was useless, they thought he was actively going to destroy the company.
i can’t speak to his other companies. but that was 100% the case with this one.
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@Universe__Lover
also i definitely did that towel under the door thing but it's when i was smoking weed as a 17 and was convinced that would keep the smell from leaking out
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@yi_he_quan
@ProleJacobins
@RodericDay
@IsobelYeung
Inappropriate and these types of comments discredit real and grounded criticism. Do better.
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@DaleCloudyman
@theserfstv
the Supremacy Clause is in the Constitution are there are like a dozen different reasons and avenues, enumerated in statute, for why the federal branch can overrule the states here
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@KrangTNelson
in the early days of twitter i would routinely have real conversations with national reporters and stuff, it was kind of fun back in 2010
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@K1tty_C0s3tt3
@queerapika
because it’s too psychologically damaging for them to just admit that they identify with and idolize some basic ass cis straight white girl with the most generically trashy taste in men lol
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@MWitlof13321
@ejrosetta
“and as trans people we need to know our place” is such a disgusting sentiment. get help
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@JaneOst_
@internethague
funny i’m going through an enormous Napoleon biography right now that includes the more recent letters and got to this yesterday lol
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