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Elliott, 30s, he/him 🪬 mostly vampireposting and movies at this point 🔞 for less of that pls see @elliottashers
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not to repost from tumblr but I've been laughing abt this for like a week
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I've thought about this post every day for a month
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I think some of you might be thinking about your ao3 stats too much
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fantasy is when you and your decades long homoerotic mortal enemy die in each other's arms on an ancient blood-soaked battlefield. scifi is when you and your decades long homoerotic mortal enemy die in each other's arms while hurtling into a black hole
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“10% kudos to hits is a normal and expected standard for a good fic” literally I’ve never thought about this in my life.
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and that’s speaking as someone who writes a lot. I have never done math about my fanfiction and I feel that doing so would make me MUCH worse lmao
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liu qingge standing outside luo binghe's palace
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I have thoughts but they are not meant for public viewing
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WHAT THEFUVK IS THEIR ISSUE ????
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all of you like yes elliott dilfhunter queerapika we are HIGHLY aware
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[tries to hold it in] are....are they looking for a third
tummy hurt. poison damage. incredibly annoying tweet but they look so cool
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I don't actually know half the ships people are tagging this with (affectionate)
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@communoah
frustrating when liberals are like "gays don't want to destroy the nuclear family!" because yes we do
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ok whoever said jesse breaking bad tho....im. well.
you have my respect
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@maya_feymur
lmfao well what do you expect from a damn good writer and apparently the op behind the beau brummell tweet
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@prufrocke
REAL!!! Like of course it’s nice to get comments and kudos but to expect them (and to be this confident you’re a “damn good writer,” also) feels bizarre
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@wuji_mp3
right because people definitely can't be isolated and exiled from their communities when they've been harmed 🙄
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I see so many people in their 20s talking about how confusing those years are, how you have no idea what's going on, etc, and I'm here to tell you that none of that changes in your 30s but you DO get hotter
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unfortunately this is also being in your 30s
being in your 20s is just flip-flopping between "life is good" and "i'm so doomed i need to kill myself" every 3 hours i think
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transmascs taking a selfie while trying to make any facial expression other than a smirk/half smile
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@kitschlet
who knew a millennial and a gen x-er could be soulmates, that's the real mystery here
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original post here everyone. sry 4 the stolen valor
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@hyperprisms
that really had me sitting up straight I'm so sorry mr. zaman even at this point somehow I wasn't familiar with the breadth and depth of your game
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@communoah
before I came out to myself as bi I was like "man I wish I could go on t so I could be attracted to men" which is like 10 different levels of galaxy brain
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j captioned this "judith with the head of holofernes" stop I live with the world's funniest bitch
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I keep seeing posts about the closeted transmasc posts and honestly in my experience when you're closeted you're not thinking "oh man I don't want to be trans bc then I'll be like THOSE people" bc you literally don't even know you can BE trans. that's how hard ur repressing it
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saw this on tungl and like. are you fucking stupid lmao why are we encouraging parental surveillance in 2023
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when I was like 8 I used to lie in the bathtub pretending to be a preserved corpse rescued from the titanic and in my little fantasy about this some guy would see my preserved 90 year old corpse and fall in love with me. I was a very popular and normal child
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up at 5am crying about marie howe "and to resist metaphor is very difficult because you have to actually endure the thing itself, which hurts us for some reason" don't text
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a dear friend of a friend is seeking support with gender affirming surgery and returning home to Hawai'i. Please donate if you can and boost!
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love when a clothing company is like "gender euphoria in one garment" and it's like. a beige pantsuit we CANNOT keep doing this lol
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I love how we can literally just read dracula any time we want but we're all just sitting here like when is bestie gonna email me back it's been weeks 👀👀
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literally no one's belittling thin people lmao the tweet literally just says that op is sick of the fetishization of thinness as a measure of attractiveness
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not to get into Discourse but it would be great if we white tme people developed critical thinking around transmisogyny and didn't just uncritically repeat everything we hear about a trans woman's book being problematic
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thinking that people who are more marginalized than you are always right no matter what is actually kind of dehumanizing imo? and in this case it led to a massive snowball of vitriol against this trans woman author...idk just makes u think
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six years ago today
@borgevino
and I got married at city hall in manhattan. Happy anniversary to my wife, delight of my heart, love of my life ❤️💙🥰
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@kitschlet
god right. sqq had never even kissed lqg (or binghe for that matter, but he was a child so)
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oh hashem the men you created to suck and fuck in the abundant sunshine are stuck inside working on saIesforce needs analysis spreadsheets
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a goth with their twink malewife is something that can be so personal
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it's only 30 years old??? man somehow I always just assumed that song came down from the heavens fully formed when hashem gave us language
"cotton-eye joe" is 30 years old today. we have been singing, dancing, making love, and sharing the most important moments of our lives to that song for three decades now. one is reminded of proust, who wrote that "time is the very thing that we are least willing to allow."
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not gonna qrt and be an asshole but do we need the high femme camp antics girl to come back and teach y’all to write about sex as an intrinsic part of dyke camp
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working on it!
my favorite trans timelines are when a woman with lifeless eyes becomes one of the hottest men you've ever seen in your life
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like the reason it took me so long to come out and ended up being such a circular four year process is bc transness was always something for OTHER people. Not bc I didn’t want to be trans. I did. But I legit could not conceptualize myself that way bc only trans ppl could be trans
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fanon liu qingge
I have the perfect combination of muscles and an insatiable need for cum
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@pippercorn
YES and as another friend pointed out, you can leave as many comments as you want but the difference between only being able to leave a Kudo vs any number of comments doesn't seem to factor into this person's calculations at all
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this is the hardest choice in daily life as well tbh
the hardest choice in every rpg is deciding if you want to play as a gayboy or a cuntress
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looked up bi wife guy and it’s about guys who have bi wives not guys who ARE bi wives. Feeling betrayed
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make the vampire golf course a public sex forest
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can. can i say something
Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
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sometimes when you are married you each have a hat and you get Juxtapositions 😔
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ALERT 🚨 GUYS I THINK MY VOICE IS FINALLY STARTING TO DROP
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since 2013 baybee
Do you know any queer people who have been together for 10 years?
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like yeah I'm not responsible for someone's nine year old but also this is such a callous and careless attitude to take to children my lord
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are there people who don't get that this is supposed to be gay. I feel like with wangxian there was SOME room for really obtuse str8 ppl at least to be like well they're just good friends! but with these two I just......
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@james_f_thomas
in fact one might argue that iwtv and hannibal couldn't be as horny as they are if they were truly unabashed!
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kind of wanna log onto fbook for the first time in five years and post 'free palestine. im trans btw' and just log off
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assad zaman petting a cat on the oyster card reader save me
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@seathens
I KNOW LIKE. and why would you even come on someone else's post to "clarify" like this. who fucking asked you fahshdfhas
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this was highkey me through 2020 (except I was more cis femme dyke presenting) and eventually being she/her'd and even they/them'd was so corrosive to me I recognized I had to start transitioning like I just couldn't swallow it anymore lol
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I'm sorry but this is so funny fosdmfhsd. god bless
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well one eight hour bus/train trip down and back and we have signed an apartment lease
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@communoah
really tired of ~misandry~ lol. It's either transmisogyny or it's my nb friend being like "oh I could never be a man because I talk a lot, and you know that just wouldn't read the same way if I were a guy" like pls it's ok to transition I hate this
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if I had a nickel for every time this happened, I’d have ten cents which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice now
Yes, hi. It's NOT a swastika. Honest to God. No one sits down to make a crossword puzzle and says, "Hey! You know what would look cool?"
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love this look for us
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save me neolithic pig-shaped pot c. 6.000 years old. neolithic pig-shaped pot c. 6.000 years old save me
Neolithic Pig-Shaped Pot, c. 6.000 years old. Collection: Jiangsu Provincial Museum, Nanjing, Pottery and Porcelain Gallery. Photo Credit: Asianewsphoto.
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