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just saw a girl on tiktok talking about her $20/hr summer job and all the comments are like “are you redistributing all that wealth?”
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Extremely nefarious things are happening in storefronts in brooklyn
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Imagine if a guy was named this now. It would be chaos
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It’s so funny how all of the game of thrones religions are real except for the faith of the seven
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this sign did more for my rights than any corporate pride advertisement
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“Josh wine” is the most 2017 meme we’ve had in a while. People you went to high school with are having a field day with this one
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It’s so funny that walter white always wears that weird hat whenever he wants to look like a criminal
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she’s posting like a wide receiver
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explaining anything to a millennial: okay so imagine an avocado
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having a work from home email job that pays your rent is probably the most luxurious thing a human being can experience
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communist who is trying to unionize their siblings to get more allowance: oh you make 20 dollars an hour? why aren’t you using more of that to help the marginalized?
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this is probably the coolest girl in the world
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this is so cool i’m so glad these people are still around
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“empires collapse every 250 years and the US is about to hit that mark” is the most made up pseudohistory nonsense ever
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most logical vibecession answer is that almost everybody’s life got dramatically worse in early 2020 and never quite got back to 100% normal. everybody got more sick and more insane and nobody has any idea how to fix it except to wait it out or something
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The future of gay rights in America hinges on whether or not Caleb Williams is actually good at football
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“does removing noise still count as lossless compression” the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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lucy dacus night shift is one of the craziest songs ever written. guaranteed brain damage on everybody who has ever listened to it
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love this map
US counties by how far they are away from a navigable waterway
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They should make it illegal to be this horny
Can I, uh, get... uh... Victorian catgirl with huge knockers?
Machine spirit: Can do, boss!
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WHAT???????
A Michigan house cat has been named the tallest living domestic cat in the world by Guinness World Records
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Imagine it’s the apocalypse and you run into another gay person but instead of getting along and falling in love they’re really annoying
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Trans women do have an advantage at jeopardy have you ever talked to one of us
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@ebeggin1
“Magic isn’t real. The ancient people built a 700 foot tall wall to keep out random barbarians” statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
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This guy is one of the most important inventions of the past 20 years
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Have you ever drank a soda before? Are you insane?
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this tweet and this quote are so inspiring
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen
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developing a parasocial relationship with my boyfriend who I live with
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strongest evidence ever to allow public drinking
This feel like if there is a god and he wanted to visit earth one day, he came down into this dude’s body and they accidentally interviewed him during his earth vacation
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no you don’t get it this is my emotional support pervert
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all bisexual men can be sorted into two categories: straight and gay
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the anti-aging billionaire is gonna look so good in this
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Message to converts: You will never, ever be a catholic. You will live the rest of your days entirely as a protestant and you will only grow more protestant with each passing year. There is no way out.
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has anyone noticed the glowing aura around your friends’ medicine cabinets lately
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I owe you androgyny. I’m sorry. I promise I’ll pay you back soon
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An opinion I very strongly hold is that I believe that the “why don’t cis men cry?” phenomenon is like WAY more hormone driven than people give it credit for
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It’s fucking insane to acknowledge the stuff people were saying about him and his son like this lol
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My insane opinion is that sometimes a jacket keeps you cool on a sunny day
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TRAGIC: local tgirl discovers that an outfit she wore all the time for her first year of transition was not nearly as cute as she thought it was
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she’s a 5 but she has soooooo many little facts in her brain that she can tell you about
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in the math building the bathrooms say “men” and “woman” because they assume that no more than one woman could be in this building at once
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HILLARY CONTRAPOINTS INTERVIEW?????
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@selontheweb
i feel like they must have been hypnotized or mind controlled using some kind of dark magic
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i love phoebe bridgers because just like me she is a bi woman with a boyfriend pretending to be a lesbian
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Also don’t get mad at me I did read the books it’s just been a while
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America is ready for a superstar quarterback with a pink phone. America is NOT ready for a bad quarterback with a pink phone. Illinois might go red in 2028 if he’s bad
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guy who comments “love wins” on a trans person’s straight wedding pics
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did you guys know there’s a joke in the first iron man movie that’s like iron man caught colonel rhodes in bed with a trans woman
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It checks out that he’s just not into music. Do you think he got into fly me to the moon because it’s in evangelion
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someone needs to tell trans women that saying the r word makes them sound like a man
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it’s nearly impossible to imagine a life more comfortable than that
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@ebeggin1
The children of the forest are out here shooting fireballs at zombies and the andals are busy jousting
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It’s actually so sexy to be a tgirl with a trans boyfriend and watch your bf do masculine things and be like “yeah I hated that for me but it’s so hot for you”
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people will post their spotify wrapped with the caption “can you tell I’m gay” and it’s like 10 of the worst artists in the world that nobody has ever heard of
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my horny ass could NOT audit a gender studies course at wesleyan
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sleater-kinney sounds like the name of a hospital system
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It’s so weird that journalists use the word “netizens” exclusively to refer to Chinese people. I wish I could be a netizen
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Elmo passed away at 11:45 PM on December 31, 2021. He is survived by his loved ones including Cookie Monster, Bert, Ernie, and Big Bird. Send flowers in his memory to 123 Sesame St.
Elmo is really sleepy. Elmo doesn't think Elmo is going to make it to midnight.
#HappyNewYear
everybody!
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@TheGayChingy
I feel like a crazy person every time I see someone complaining about their e-mail job. Like what better scenario could there possibly be
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twitter from 1750 BC: THREAD 🧵: here’s why you shouldn’t trust ea-nasir the copper merchant from Mesopotamia (1/10)
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36 year old white trans woman who works in tech. Of COURSE she is like obscenely good at trivia. There is not a single person who fits this description who isn’t obsessed with it
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Happy national coming out day to straight dudes who paint their nails black
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@f0ur0hf0ur
I feel like nobody who is telling 20 year old summer interns to redistribute their wages actually likes Jeff bezos
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@kkrocketz
i’ve bitten strap on purpose before because i wanted to see what it would feel like to bite down in that scenario
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“by every metric that’s worked for decades the economy is doing great! why do people act like they’re terrified that society will collapse all the time?” let’s think for a second honey
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One time I joined a zoom call full of trans women and they asked me geography questions as an icebreaker and it worked
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every trans woman in the world is a little bit unsure about whether or not she is bisexual
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19 year old trans girl who hasn’t talked to her parents without crying in months: if you want to be a girl you can be a girl!
55 year old divorced man whose avi is a picture of his belly: hello sexy, can I eat your fingers? I could be like your dad.
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Someone needs to tell trans men to shave the neckbeard
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girl lana del rey told you what she tastes like and it is NOT coffee
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the father is he/him, the son is he/they, the holy spirit is they/he
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Like I for sure was harshly punished for crying as a child but the instant my endocrine system wasn’t testosterone dominated anymore suddenly I was dramatically more able to cry
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@abookofsymbols
every time this has happened to me (and it’s happened a few times now) it has made me extremely upset. one of the worst feelings to realize that even loved ones just look at you a little kinder when you look different
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I was literally right for this
being he/they is way more gender nonconforming than being she/they
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the average lex user has never met another gay person and considers therapy an ideal date
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@Tweed_Thneed
that's a huge part of it. it's like random guys who think they could beat serena williams in tennis
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