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and so what? so what if all I ever made of my life was more of it
Grand Rapids, MI
Joined June 2011
now’s a good time as any to announce “there is no safety,” the title track to my EP. what is reality? reality is what you can count on. what is pain? pain is when you bump into reality. we are not promised safety. but we may find completion .
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russian soldiers trying to match on tinder with women from the country they’re invading and then getting catfished for intel is such a weird “we live in the future” moment.
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not the sanctity of our neon-lined megachurch auditorium.
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if you loved breakdancing, why would you go out on the world stage and make it look less than legitimate by doing the sprinkler and kangaroo hopping? . I’m confused… she didn’t do all that in the olympic trials . it’s just not in the spirit of breaking to be bad and not care.
idk if I’m being a party pooper here but like I really hope Raygun is okay. Imagine making it to the pinnacle of success (the literal Olympics) in a sport you’ve loved for this long and the whole world laughing at you. My heart breaks for her actually.
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@fuitsnack daddy issues seem to affect your relationship with the world. my issues with my mom affect my relationship with myself.
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@SamtheNightOwl I’m getting in on the ground floor of this. it’s about time we ran a “he’s an asshole but he’s our asshole”.
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nice. p.s.: lift all restrictions on ukrainian refugees
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ok I don’t want to know any more about the LA to texas breakup girl
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do not be deceived by the lies of the white devils on other apps.
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let’s run gavin newsom. he’s lawful evil to the core. time for a “he’s an asshole, but he’s our asshole” candidate.
The Dems/Progressives might need a sociopath.
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raygun having a phd on breaking culture is not an argument in her favor, because this is exactly the kind of thing a white academic would try to do.
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@brockwilbur I think it's a type of hate mail. these are ostensibly normal people who can't deal with their feelings of discomfort watching the scene, and they project it all onto the actor. it's not 'I thought that was real' but 'I didn't like seeing that' through a rage filter.
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never trust somebody this shredded to cook for you. their diet is a dark amalgam of lean protein delivery vehicles that are technically "food".
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like if you really loved breaking and you were a 36 year old phd on the subject, I think you would want to help it grow and legitimize it, not make it all about you. use your access and credentials to help send some underprivileged dancers to the olympics instead of you, maybe.
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@orageofachilles @Maccadaynu They should have let you continue to play as Fired Rex Tillerson and show up in pajamas eating ice cream or something.
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real ivory tower academic move to misapply an intersectional justice lens onto a Black cultural thing and think that it becomes a system that marginalizes you because you’re a white lady that didn’t grow up in the culture. raygun wasn’t excluded! she just got into it late in life.
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a coworker abbreviates “be back later” as “BBL” and I don’t know if I should say something.
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finagling your way through the australian olympic qualification process so you can thumb your nose at BIG BREAKDANCING at the olympics is not what someone who really loves the art would do.
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@tammieetc equal parts amazed and horrified. cutting directly into the package of pork belly. the bowl full of standing dish water. chaos haute cuisine. do they work in a kitchen to have their hands be immune to oil splatter burns. I may steal the double layer of panko move.
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buddy they’re not packing 1500 people in there with a dress code.
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@comicsplunder @punished_cait I have just as much contempt for the crab bucket types who were like “people shouldn’t be mean to her but idk she’s a little weird and creepy”. a more subtle and insidious bullying.
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I think you were too young when anchorman came out.
This 'cutesy' 'demure' shit suddenly being everywhere demonstrates how the dominant form of humour is now purely mimetic, any vestige of originality or funniness stripped away - replaced by regurgitating tiktok trends to signify you're part of the in-crowd.
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@PourDecision now it’s soldiers giving away stuff to someone with a desk job whom they think is a woman.
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@ManuclearBomb As a musician, “Can I Borrow a Feeling” is the best parody of bad songwriting ever created. It’s not possible to write a clumsier set of metaphors
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imo the cringe of reddit atheism is evangelicals becoming atheist but doing the thing where they don’t deconstruct their faith formation and so their atheism is evangelicalism with the labels swapped out. same all-or-nothing thinking, in/out binaries, adherence to “the word”.
"Atheism is so Reddit. Atheism is so cringe". Ok, what do you want? Do you want me to believe in Hinduism? I'm not going to do that. Take a look and tell me you seriously expect me to believe that.
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one of my favorite things to do is talk to kids and take everything they say very seriously, like an important business client.
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@hahafunnymemay @SgtGreen_v2 @kahltfeet @Flawless_Cowboi finally, a reason to look after my health so I can live to see domesticated brown bears.
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our brains will literally worldbuild a complete story arc with an omniscient narration instead of asking someone else what they’re feeling.
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@coolebio @deezmalders @BDAstroBaker @halomancer1 I have a mutual who subscribed for a month and the check stayed there for like 5-6 months afterwards.
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@Symbo1ics @lameypilled @TerfyMcTerfy he was supposed to bring balance to virginity, not destroy it.
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“platonic flirting” is exactly something a 23 year old would create.
platonic flirting while being in a relationship is literally cheating.
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@korinreid yeah like it’s not just misunderstanding what she’s studying. it’s the weird ego stuff involved to pull a stunt like this centered on herself.
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michael caine tearing up in a muppet christmas carol, when the ghost of christmas present brings scrooge to his nephew’s holiday party and they absolutely roast him when he’s not there… what a tour de force of acting
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@SamtheNightOwl @positiveaverage this is something you would write about a vampire lord. it all sells itself.
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@arod_twit I used to skip breakfast as an IF-type thing until last year when I had a 9 am class and needed to be sharp in the morning . I later saw a tweet that went "I don't need breakfast, I just happen to be kinda grouchy and low-functioning until lunch" and was like lol that was me.
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@ToriGlass this was great. next up, screaming at your kids! (my mother’s preferred form of discipline).
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@bestmanofonline he was the first or second celebrity to amass a large following on bluesky. he posted all the time.
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you dingdongs will pathologize anything.
If you were a big reader as a kid, you were disassociating.
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@kept_simple if you don’t mind a total absence of sun from October to March, why not Grand Rapids, MI? It’s run by the benevolent oligarchy of Dutch billionaires.
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what if evangelical men had picked a different action movie from 1995 to idolize, like waterworld.
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none of us were going to invite you over anyway kris
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the birthday boy has logged on . I am 33, let the jesus year commence.
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@GulagJamun_ from my read on him, he got the ick 2 years ago but was too chickenshit to do something about it.
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what do you mean? millennial men created 4chan and reddit.
millennial men were too busy quoting anchorman and figuring out new, innovative ways to sack tap each other to get radicalized by the far right and I love them for that.
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@FlamingArrow79 @thedigitaldash_ it’s calibrated for how our bodies experience temperature! it just makes sense!!.
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@1followernodad like we’re going to use “dig” instead? like a plebian? don’t play in my face.
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this is going to be a great series. he’s already pissed off a type of white person and they’re sputtering breathless superlatives at him in defense of the chingchong chinaman cat song.
#DisneySongsRanked numbers 115-111: The worst of the worst. 115. Siamese Cat Song (Lady and the Tramp) .Score: 45/500 (last place). The "Siamese Cat Song" has earned its place at the bottom of this ranking for a reason. The song serves little purpose in the plot of the
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@Kaitlin_M_Ruiz @mattxiv there’s a 3 month gap between the original posting and the last edit
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new intrusive thought: the liberty mutual jingle but it’s “liturgy liturgy liturgy”.
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@focusfronting there’s something defensive about her posting this. like under the surface there’s a part of her that needs to aggressively justify herself and why she doesn’t spend $ on beauty products. if someone was at peace they’d live and let live.
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@fellawhomstdve I heard donnie yen requested that his character be blind. he had unfinished business.
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“just looking for the jim to my pam” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩.
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