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@PineCellar
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Just putting this out there: My opinions are my own and they fucking rule
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This is why The Onion is still fooling people after 35 years
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Interesting how she doesn’t get as much hate as Nara …
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Place your bets on what the update from the Twitter team says this time
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Those who don’t know, that’s what rabbis are supposed to do. A rabbi refuses you 3 times according to Jewish tradition. It took 2 years to complete my Jewish conversion and I have Jewish ancestors. If the IDF is just willy nilly converting people, that’s seriously fucked up
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This classic always plays in my head
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What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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@ArmagnacFrancis What a terrible day to understand English
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If the experiment in Flowers for Algernon had a placebo group
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@zuza_real Can't wait to see what outfit he has for syanse teacher
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@PineCellar
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I don’t think I will never forget the day we found out that everyone’s favorite “reading is ableist” smol bean was a 40-something nepotism hire at Lockheed Martin. It was magical couple of days on here
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@jamieloftusHELP
jamie loftus 🌭
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who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era
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@TDTimeBaby If the rumors are to be believed, r*pingforhitler is not the handle of a chill and cool dude
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Fantastic app
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This is an amazing LinkedIn post
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@ClitUncle Then there is no doubt: Elon supports dog fucking
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@OnlyAWorldAway He knows boobs
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@10000000bees Are the British afraid of seasoning and potatoes? Only Brits may answer this because I’ve been to England and had your food
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@Black24Payne @niacerise ☝️"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward." - Matthew 6:5
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Since this blew up, to everyone on pins and needles, this was the email I got yesterday. Reported him a long time ago but I guess their “automated system” is backed up. Saw the account was suspended. Guess the dude was banned for one of his other many charming tweets
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@PineCellar
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Sad news: Mr. Business aka Biz passed away suddenly this morning doing what he loved: running on his cat wheel. It was shocking to us but also seemingly quick and painless. I have a million fantastic photos of him, but these two will always be my favorites. Love you, Biz 🧡
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@HOTOTR It has a few cool things here and there. I just hate how Zionists are using it to justify their awfulness
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@SxarletRed This is why I believe Zionism isn’t Judaism. They don’t give a shit about the religion. It’s a means to an end for them. They are just white colonizers.
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Hey I got one
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@theserfstv It depends. It might be a few keywords that they are tracking, like “not” or “Bush,” or accounts that might be flagged.
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@ABSURDISTSLUT *Sees a hot woman with short hair and minimal makeup*
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@kristoferthomas Proving that hot people are hot no matter what
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@AntinoreRon You are a rapist. Your opinion doesn’t matter AT ALL.
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Saw Red Dead Redemption 2 was trending and I just wanted to say that it is the most amazing game I've ever played. This game moved me in ways that only the most extraordinary books or films have done. I seriously wept at certain parts.
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@farhip
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Would love to see a student demonstration in behalf of peace. Not pro-Israel, not pro-Palestinian. Just good ol’ peace. Any of those?
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Sherman went too easy on the South
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Anyone who is offended by this flag doesn't understand Civil War history and should not speak on it in general. Most people don't even know where this flag was used or who used this flag during the Civil War and yet they still get offended by it, utterly ridiculous.
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@xandra_spud47 I just read up on the IDF’s Nativ program. Basically it’s a quick conversion overseen by the “military rabbinate.” Interesting that the Israeli government for so long refuted Conservative and Reform conversions (no matter how rigorous) as not being legitimate, but then does this.
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@wrinklefreelee We feast upon the flesh of the landlords
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@cowboy41319 Depends on the sect. Basically it involves studying. A lot of studying.
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@Universe__Lover Crime Net? I see no crime here
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Whenever I feel bad about my job hunt, I remember I’m not a stalker weirdo posting unhinged shit like this anywhere
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@SxarletRed Ngl I'm kinda happy for him considering how bad jobs are rn
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@KingDavidQPS Dude, I would have thought you would have given this up after the internet ripped on you for not understanding focal length. Here you go, since you obviously forgot
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@JoeClarkChicago Ask a Mortician is amazing tho
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@jonnymangs I think about this scene often when seeing people face consequences of their actions on here
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@kennedytcooper I'm gonna be honest, everyone had an ed in the 90s. Anyone who ate normally was deemed a freak
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@SxarletRed He’s died as his lived: incredibly divorced
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Btw this was shamelessly ripped from Reddit’s LinkedInLunatics. Highly recommended
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@adamtotscomix Wait I know the answer to this one
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Place your bets on what the update from the Twitter team says this time
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@xoSashaDarling Oh my god I am 2 months older than my partner which means I was already out of the womb when he was still developing i am a monster
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@douglaschu_ It’s extremely pricey so I am shocked she could afford to use it like this
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Gm, this is what my iPhone wanted to show me. I did not choose the music
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@halomancer1 I guess it was just one too many Ls for a guy to take in 10 days
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@DoNotBanRoss Why do people do this? Why don’t people know how horrible Japanese nationalism is?
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@yesitsmyaccount She’s 20 and he’s 61, meaning he’s technically old enough to be her grandfather. That’s fucking nasty, but Kiedis has a history of dating women as young as 14, so I guess it’s an improvement for him 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@martycomma Dr. Pepper is the superior soda to Pepsi
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@OffTopicShow2 @MayorOfLA As a former LA resident who lived out of their car when they escaped an abusive relationship, there is nothing I can say to you that wouldn't violate Twitter TOS rn
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@danglinghemmie This incel/incel adjacent stuff is just sad, and it's all just to sell a 30 day program that will at best be some generic self-help course with Jordan Peterson quotes sprinkled throughout it
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@proudbugman No fuckin' way. She's still gorgeous and probably fun as hell. Propose marriage on the first date
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@alexandr_wang Alexandr, as a fellow person in tech, what you just said is understandably why people stuff us into lockers in high school
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Wow, an actual “Source: I just made it up” in the wild
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@neby_nebs @Black24Payne @niacerise My grandfather, who was a theologian and Methodist minister, said that often the worst thing about Christianity was the Christians. He cited this passage often
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@punished_cait Again??? This is the second time she did that. Poor lady
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@katienotopoulos The little kisses means he really wants Jesus to forget that he assaulted two Vietnamese men and threw rocks at Black kids
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@tim_nich Never trust a smol bean. They all fuel the war machine.
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@TallBart A starving child (who is starving to death): “This Is the Very Last Thing I Have Ever Read. Gootbye”
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@imdone________ Every once in a while I get one
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@Black90Prupayne This person saw a pregnant woman shoplifting and instead of either turning a blind eye or pulling her quietly aside and asking how they could help her (you know, because mothers shouldn’t be forced to steal for survival), this underling shot her and claimed self defense.
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@Utwitily So many what ifs here and I agree, the punishment outweighed the “crime” Sometimes people take shit waaaay too far online
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@ask_aubry She wasn’t being rude. She wasn’t being entitled. She was just being honest and trying to drink in peace. It’s amazing that some dudes think it’s a woman’s job to be pretty, warm, and friendly to them all the time
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@elusivefemme Always relevant whenever Sameera tweets
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@RileyElsecaller Wow. What the hell? That’s off limits now?
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@GoadGatsby @libsoftiktok Isn't the woman who runs Libs of TikTok orthodox Jewish, possibly Hasid? How does she feel about seeing stuff like this? Good?
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Fuck you, David Chang. Lao Gan Ma is superior to your crap anyway
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@danqdao
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rancid behavior from david chang … also asian solidarity is a big fat myth
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I’m 30 years old. And I run a portfolio of business. This is my daily routine (and a picture of me!):
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@ImagineAGuy I've never seen a burn disintegrate an account in real time. Bravo @SamtheNightOwl
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@jtbthought Holy fucking shit, McDonald’s hash browns are that expensive now??
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Only really old people know
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@USA_Comrade I would play the hell out of that game and love every minute of it. What a badass
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Still so wild that the huge amount of fan porn of her on the internet contributed to esurance retiring her
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"#1 ruescott melshi fan” tom
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thinkin about Her
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@GoddammitBaz Basically anything with Lucille in it
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@JUNlPER My only opinion about this whole thing
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Okay folks, pack it up. This is the gayest tweet of all time.
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@SxarletRed Me looking at that first reply
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@wapplehouse I love that Florida hates itself
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@Glinner You are super mega ultra divorced
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@lindawgtwitch Pregnant with the five horsemen of the apocalypse
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Happy Boris Johnson Resignation Day to everyone who celebrates, but in particular @cononeilluk as I'm sure he's absolutely stoked and because he's Izzy Hands and Mohg, Lord of Blood, so he's extra special
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@francisxwolf “After I watched it 20 more times, I searched (still disgusted) for it on all the pornographic websites so I could see an uncensored version so I could find the victim of this video and report this to the proper authorities…” - this very heterosexual man
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I dislike any Jew calling anyone a “self-hating Jew,” but you, a guy raised Catholic who is now an atheist, definitely cannot say that, bro
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More virtue signalling with zero substance. Norm is an angry, self-hating Jew who profits off his parents' time spent in Auschwitz. He's a failed academic and a pop historian. Still waiting for anyone to point out a single valid claim Norm made in that entire 5 hour debate.
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@smashbaals Kids aren't obligated to take care of you when you're old
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@BambxisForest @_Anunnery Oh the Mortgage discourse. I nearly lost my shit when he tried to play it off like he didn’t actually own his house because he had a mortgage. It was then I began to feel bad for the people who had financially supported that charlatan
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@JohnDavisJDLLM @ram_soc …because she was the same age as them, while you are a grown man fantasizing about 11-13 year old girls.
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@Buruwanda1 @MagitekDad After taking one look at your replies
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Amazing
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@SandyFrizzle @benjychamp First, yeah, I was hit on by grown men starting when I was 11. Second, did this dude just sexualize AOC when she was 11, thus proving her point?
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@JUNlPER @loftipixels Not even worth spending time on this one. Just a little transphobic, racist edgelord
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@KEEMSTAR @thekeemstarshow The fact that your biggest take away from this was that she revealed she was married says a lot about you, and none of it is good.
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@smashpocket Well, you’re not alone in that. Her now ex husband dislikes her too
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@DrLoupis My sister had two caesareans because big babies run in our family and her hips are too narrow
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@AnaMardoll @4kshatra You own a home. You also have good enough credit to get a home loan (unless your parents paid) so you probably have a lot of options to get money. Do some research. The fact that you are begging for money after being exposed as an employee for a massive defense corp is just vile.
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@scrumble_eggs Woke Disney
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Not to toot my own horn, but this reply of mine is now my favorite
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@KarinExile Thank you for letting this unknown dude rock a little longer
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@justinboldaji She gave people passionate about their work a paid gig that was creative as hell. Tbh, as a amateur costumer and amateur makeup artist, I would die if given the opportunity to do something like that
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