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@GalaxyPeaBrain
I can’t take British dirty talk seriously.
“Take me knickers off and have a look at me undercarriage. I’m gagging for it, luv.”
“Phwoaarrr. That’s a growler, innit?”
@SteakFrankhouse
I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure if I had to mentor a war veteran with severe PTSD there would probably be better places to take him than a gun range.
Some landlord in Poland divided a single apartment into 25 “rooms” and rented them all out for $320 a month.
There’s a special place in Hell just for this man.