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Congratulations on inhaling the silicates and making a countertop stank hole
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Why do we fall
So we can get divorced
Batman begin
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Let me tell you about a little science fiction tv show
Wearing a mesh dress with your areolas out in a steakhouse is never gonna make sense to me I’m sorry
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So it’s September 1986 and I’m driving the metallica tour bus in Sweden
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Lauren is the essence of what was great about Twitter and exactly the type of poster that makes this place tolerable, so of course this happened.
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Been watching the new Apple+ Franklin series and just got to this scene holy shit
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Anyone who has worked in the service economy knows this guy is a dipshit, trust me, if you see enough back of house you know there could never be enough health inspectors
This is the face of a scumbag. She ruined breakfast this morning at a Boston Diner to do an unannounced health inspection.
The immigrant family running the place had to stop to accompany this psycho. Don’t give me the she’s just doing her job line. She’s what is wrong with
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If I was a flags on my pick up truck guy, this would be the flag
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During an episode in the 70s my father climbed up onto the widows walk of our three story house in Yonkers and started ripping bricks off of the chimney and throwing them at the cops who were there to subdue him.
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“hello working class person, mayhap you can explain this street delicacy?”
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No student of zen would have a lawn like that
This man’s pinned video is the funniest shit I ever seen
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Sending this picture to our structural engineer with a cryptic note that ends abruptly
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Words that could only be uttered by a soft bitch who has never done a decent days labor
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The section of PVC piping that he shows and the one that he actually installs are two different diameters
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I have been in Florida less than 4 hours and I’m already witnessing dudes starting shit at the intersection
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Dilbert shaped pool is for closers only
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“Yueh! Yueh! Yueh!” goes the refrain. “A million deaths were not enough for Yueh!”
— from “A Child’s History of Muad’Dib” by the Princess Irulan
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everyone hates building code and inspections until an unforseen seismic or wind load brings that roof down and crushes your thick (but empty) libertarian skull
Why are the Amish so much more efficient than modern builders?
This is what should be studied in universities, not gender studies
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Universal Conscription in the service sector at age 18 in order to gain citizenship, no exceptions
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Jesus fucking Christ this is like watching someone make bespoke cocaine by starting with coca leaves and a mortar/pestle and yet she musters no enthusiasm whatsoever incredible
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If you want a proper countertop waste management system you are far better off with my self made version of the Frankfurter Brett series: (yes I can make you one but I’m not taking commissions until after my cataract surgery)
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@HaitianDvorce
we were just about to reach that level of intimacy, was saving it for a special occasion 🖤
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When you’ve been rocking those heels all goddamn night and the alleve just ain’t doing it
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just realized Danzig is standing in front of a Satanic inflatable
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bollards are made from steel pipe and filled with conrete specifically to keep inattentive drivers from doing more property damage, all my civil engineers are laughing at you right now
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I would appreciate everyone respecting my privacy at this time
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Spotted this bad boy ‘69 Judge out running errands and then spent the next 25 minutes bending the ear of the owner who restored it. Original 400 in.³ motor, not the 389.
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Rarely have I seen anyone bake with less enthusiasm
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If you’re a wealthy man of the world why the fuck are you eating in the car
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@jonfavs
You try to take this sort of thing in stride, but the cognitive dissonance can rise to the level of Drudge siren. What I do not get is why they have to tiptoe around Ivanka. She hitched her wagon to the shitshow, she should deal with the consequences.
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Susan says we can’t do this because we’re on the path to the elementary school and she’s right
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If you’re getting your political ideology from Kid Rock, I am in favor of your voting rights being taken away
Also any sharp knives you own
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Off the fucking charts David Lynch vibes in the lobby of The Prince street office complex, absolutely schizophrenic
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procedure went well, some tense discussion at the clinic but ultimately, nicepilled. pfp updated
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Ben Shapiro originally made this slide for his wife to explain why he is legally entitled to have sex with her more than once a year
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Where is your god now?
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Reanimating the corpse of Caravaggio just so I can see his reaction to this
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I would fly to Any World I’m Welcome To with this guy on the stick.
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New Catholic outreach idea: pickle chips instead of communion wafers
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