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❌ @crookedmedia | ❌ALL CAPS NBA | ❌@takelineshow | ❌@fanbuzz |❌@LockedOnPHXSuns | Comedy doer. Anxiety haver. Nigga. Breakfast burrito eater.
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Joined October 2011
Rob out here dressed like he just got drafted by the nuggets in 2002.
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Polish players checking to see if any of these Argentinians got blue eyes
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seeing them in an elementary school even feels illegal.
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he didn’t do the *other* thing so this is kind of a dub for all parties involved.
A Wisconsin man apparently took out a $375K life insurance policy and faked his own drowning so he could abandon his family and flee to eastern Europe, investigators say . “At this time we believe that Ryan is alive and likely in Eastern Europe,”
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The nba stuff was funny but he gotta realize the nfl has criminals.
Noah Lyles doesn’t seem to know who Tyreek Hill is 🤔. “What’s the cheetah guy from football? Well, I can’t remember his name.” . (via @NBCSports, h/t @FinsXtra) .
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hell yeah. he an old school musician, taking us back to our roots. Cocaine and debt to the mob.
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song almost activated this nigga like the winter soldier.
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told my son how we used to wear basketball shorts under our jeans and he looked at me like i asked him the square root of something.
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Al Pacino was like “who gave me this card? Why am I here?? What’s going on? OPPENHEIMER!”.
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my gf doesn’t understand that I don’t want to eurostep and slap the doorframe I have to.
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“Put that Gelo on!” At the end is hilarious.
What it looks like when the Lions clinch the first No. 1 seed in franchise history:
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This one of them graphics you save for historical purposes.
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wonder how many times kd gotta say “damn that’s crazy” when he have a convo with kyrie.
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You definitely want your first live nfl action in a year to be against…checks notes…the best linebacker in the nfl and Nick Bosa in an election year.
Aaron Rodgers officially will not play in the Jets preseason finale vs. the Giants. His next action is slated to come on Monday Night Football, Sept. 9 at San Francisco vs. the 49ers.
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A Charles Barkley that knows he’s fired already might be the great Chuck we ever get.
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Derek Chauvin has been transferred to a new federal prison after getting stabbed by a Mexican Inmate
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This is insane to say but also goes kinda hard.
Interesting quote from Patriots rookie WR Ja’Lynn Polk on the Patriots receivers: . “I heard the fans say that the Patriots don’t have any weapons. Well, this isn’t Iraq buddy, when the other teams comes looking for trouble they will find weapons of mass destruction here”
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Dawg the 2028 Olympics bout to be so funny. A pole vaulter from Liechtenstein gonna wanna walk down Hollywood blvd and have they dreams shattered when they get there.
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Bombing for 8 minutes on purpose is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
Norm Macdonald’s appearance at the Roast of Bob Saget was unlike anything ever seen before. Watch this legendary clip with additional footage.
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People respecting Book, me rooting for Embiid, yelling at the tv seeing Steph cook, making fun of Celtics fans. What a run we had. The beef starts back in October.
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there’s a world where Ant says salam alaykum to Kyrie if he’s cookin so let’s keep him mic’d up at all times.
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You know Te-hina Paopao humble as shit cuz if that was my last name and I was knocking down big shots you’d have to call the national guard to stop me from doing finger guns.
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Should be a national holiday. All y’all bitches had to do was show up and we’d have 3 by now.
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Emily Blunt welcome to the resistance.
Emily Blunt loves Ryan Gosling in The Nice Guys and wants a sequel:. “Best drunk acting you've ever seen! It's one of my favorite bits where you go: 'come on, shoot me - shoot me, shoot me!' and then you fall off the building, it's so good!”
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“we just got 6 and we’re getting ball back to start the half”. this dude is all hits no misses
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Nobody gotta be more relieved about this Drake/Kendrick beef than Harden and PG shooting tour dates in a close out game.
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The psych writers knew what they were doing. This is from the same episode
bonkers that psych, a basic cable tv show, was able to not only successfully pitch doing a full twin peaks tribute episode, but got nearly every single actor from the original series to join up as guest stars. network tv writing in 2011 must have been like the wild fucking west
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Did this man confuse Joel Olsteen with Haley Joel Osment.
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My guy being typecast. This his 2nd character being controlled by Russia.
Sebastian Stan has been cast as young Donald Trump in the upcoming film #TheApprentice . (via @deadline)
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Someone really looked at a freshly newborn baby and went, “imma call you D'Brickashaw”.
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Nobody was doing it like them
whats the funniest scene in film/tv show? like the one you can watch hundreds of times and still laugh about it.
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Pearsall shot the guy with his own gun. Not sure there will be a cooler guy on a team. His nickname gonna be Wick in that locker room by end of the week.
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We used to be a country. And have effort. Look how much these dudes cared
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Just hope Jordan Love ain’t such a great QB for the Packers that he on tv in 15 years saying hurricanes make you autistic or some shit.
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J. Cole gotta feel like the teacher that was the runner-up to be on the challenger space shuttle.
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had no idea aaron judge was going for 60 tonight. mlb got the marketing of a circuit city ghost.
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My son got the dreaded, very terrible, 3rd period gym class freshmen year. Don’t have the heart to tell him he will be scaring the hoes this year so he don’t even gotta count this one.
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Everything is 30 rock or Veep now.
I’ve watched this 20x this morning
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A little girl still lost her father and I hope she finds peace one day. RIP George Floyd.
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Left out a big distraction. But I understand you youngin. Can’t defeat that one.
"I feel like I'm immune to the . distractions like partying, alcohol, drugs. Like, why would I ever do that? I don't have nothing to compensate for.". Via The Ringer:
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Roll him in the stadium on the Hannibal Lecter dolly.
The NBA has reinstated Golden State Warriors star Draymond Green after 12-game suspension, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium. Green has been undergoing counseling for several weeks along with holding progress meetings with the league and Warriors.
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omg it’s finally happening
Steve Kerr: “there are a few different things I’m going to do today that I won’t reveal for obvious reasons.”.
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Me and the homies could easily lose like 2 hours doing this.
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as a former aau hooper i understand the feeling of getting your ass beat by a way better team first thing in the morning.
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boy in college we woulda had money on the floor and wasted a whole night and missed the club on some shit like this.
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suns have the chemistry of cellmates who killed each others families.
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I do not envy Gobert. He can have 4 solid games and it’s crickets, but if he get cooked he Meg from family guy.
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ask him how he feel about the new little mermaid.
New Buccaneers TE, Payne Durham. Not the fastest with a 4.87 40. He has good hands and can break tackles.
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just saw the locker room speech didn’t know tyson bagent was THAT type of white boy.
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We living less mas than ever.
The Beefy Five Layer Burrito was $0.89 in 2009 on release, the same year the federal minimum wage was raised to $7.25/hr. Today that burrito is $3.69, over 4x the original price. Minimum wage is unchanged.
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he don’t understand that your history teacher would literally say he could give you buckets and they stop class for everyone to find out. shoutout to mr. mccarthy.
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honestly it might be the cleanest the street has ever looked because shit bout to get real dark and awful for unhoused people out there so they look good.
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Watching og Jurassic Park and John Hammond didn’t have an unsafe park he just didn’t count on having a gigantic hater.
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Korean fried chicken…. I don’t get the love for this? The sauce is too spicy and garlicky. The breading is to thick. If you’re going to eat fried chicken a schnitzel is the go to option. Not this trash.
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Kim Mulkey gonna have her own show on the OAN network calling us snowflakes and the woke mob by October.
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Devin Armani Booker put on a masterclass in fighting through screens today and that won’t show up on the stat sheet.
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Simmons watching Michael Redd pull hoes at the 2009 ESPYs
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