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@jkac bear who is going to be okay
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@KateGrand @dianecope1958 @AJemaineClement i didn’t know Frozen was around in 1922
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@EthnicSteve just strike after strike with tears in his eyes
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@Priya_27_ sigh... *taking down my Genghis Khan poster*
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@bonerhitler it’s amazing how many people get put away because the prosecutors make the case (and the jurors agree) that he must be guilty of something and he seems shady and has a past.. but that has nothing to do with the case
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@s4m31p4n babe i made you watermelon fries and ice soup
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@DMbuttstuff this reminds me of that all time tweet that was like ‘crawling through dead bodies on the beaches of normandy only to be called Peepy Paw for the last 30 years of your life’
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@firagawalkwthme rosemary’s baby when she boned the devil
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@margaritaevna95 you should remove ‘Art’ from your bio.. ok peace out
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@fillegrossiere @mr_eatgood that’s kind of charmingly not-online of her
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@LicensedT0Ill @weedguy420boner the funny thing reading his bio is he only had the tenure because the college lost a lawsuit against him and one of the settlement terms was making him full professor
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@superlameballs *worried* are you okay Cosette?
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@bulkUSBchargers he’s right i went to play poker with the dogs
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@heyimnursekay @tillamundo they be eatin breakfast the night before
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@IdahoBones @OkButStill GFtatYejUrud: I MAKE $3000 / WEEK WORKING FROM HOME CLICK >HERE<
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@rodentsheriff rip ray liotta and rip your cervix
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@ProudShooter imagining one of those insane anti-car cyclist facebook groups but for people that ride these
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@AlexShaneMoore @Senn_Spud she likes when i get the zoomies
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@TSSteinbacher this is at least less disgusting than the time he made shrimp and mashed potatoes in an airplane bathroom
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@tonyhawktruther an extraterrestrial alien 1 month into his first earth fall
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@maxberger the government only knows about forms sent to the IRS which for many people is not all or sometimes any of their income. They also do not know about many deductions you might be entitled to.
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@tonyhawktruther you really stepped in it
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@SexbeanPernicus what do you think he got at mcdonald’s?
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@afraidofwasps son you will not survive the evening
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@airbagged PapaUwUx isn’t about comfy fake positivity.
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@KrangTNelson imagine a life so bare your social media bio is about a president you like
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@JackieMaeTurner @i_zzzzzz you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to her”
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@jessecrall i think killing someone haunts most people regardless of who it is
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@cortmanteau if called out all these people would claim parody but they’re definitely not doing it as parody
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@gaIactic_enter @samelpan2 found him in the lego aisle jerking off
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@OkButStill @s4m31p4n a long long time ago my gf at the time’s dad decided he liked me and explained how to program this beast.. true bonding experience
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@racecard_driver my head exploded reading that caption like what the hell are we talking about here
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@JoeBerkowitz “said no one ever”
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@i_zzzzzz fuck those are all real
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@AdamWeinstein a really common thing is that you get billed or charged for something you shouldn’t be and then call and talk to a bunch of people until finally someone is like ‘oh you’re right don’t pay that’. i assume it’s usually just incompetence due to complexity
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@AlexVanTuyll @liz_franczak the old one looks so dotcom-era
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@jestingtime in some circles this is known as a wake-up call
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@Haronlyons @ures_aliit i feel like it was full of military dudes and military wives
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@JessicaLyric @nathanielr excuse me you were… bored.. watching one of the most white knuckle tense movies of all time?
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@jonnoxrevanche @sannewman jesus what is it with people and the coffee not being hot enough, there are so many stories about that, like it’s literally boiling.. did they burn off the entire inside of their mouth and throat and feel no pain?
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@s4m31p4n for sale: shrimp rice, never fried
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@OkButStill you mean romance?
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@CanadasHost this seems like of those posts that you notice is actually an Ad/promoted for some reason
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@Dervine7 @christapeterso still with us thankfully, and he’s shaking his head at the OP
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@anacrusisnt she doesn’t know what kryptonite is
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@amore_orless kitchen countertops are for preparing food, not looking at… preparing food on tile countertops is hell
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@EoinHiggins_ “nobody blinked” [you_sure_about_that?.gif]
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@UweBollocks i saw these shoes recently and perked up 100%
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@h0mmelette i only understood what was going on when he said bill maher crushed
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@zuza_real watching john wick 4 the way it was meant to be seen, a telecine VCD dubbed in turkish downloaded in 50 parts off usenet
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@tamagotchimilf all his scenes should have a giant blinking overlayed red circle and slash through it
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@AnimeSerbia @MatthewFerrari the ‘indie cartoon’ industry has the biggest gap between talent and ego of basically any group
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@rachelmillman think about how much your neck hurts sometimes then imagine being a giraffe
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@Senn_Spud what if i told you… i’m drunk
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@UtilityLimb this is what you started posting again for?
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@PierreMenard @HeheWaitWhut that’s like a 100 post thread
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@emilygee @warmyellowlight it blows my mind how much better this is than even a website or app that lists every item one by one
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@jestingtime i’d actually become an anti woke guy with this one
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@prophethusband they got dat fix-your-blood-pressure-or-die talk from the doc
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@simplybeverly28 @SweatieAngle ma’am this is the bedroom
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@SamFishell i love that it works on the level of the jokes being funny but also on the level of it being literally retelling rodney’s jokes word for word which is a great tribute
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@dreamoforgonon i actually didn’t know this and feel profoundly dumb
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@vulgarityitself i’m often thinking about this one
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@HamboneMH @bonerhitler still getting over them making the sun maid raisin woman less thicc and now this
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@MatthewFerrari probably the most embarrassing lib moment in history, releasing that result
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@alexeptable Danny Elfman ate spaghetti in front of me at a restaurant
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@schadenfrog @Absolunar dear god that just unlocked a horrible part of my brain
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@unsettlingmist @Fr1sbee hey babe remind me what your hulu, netflix, hbo max, disney+, paramount+, peacock and acorn passwords are again
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@arvofart fascinating posting style, like finding a weird creature deep in the ocean
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@cleoofffilm @MatthewFerrari the ADR is so bad it’s like another language dubbed in
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@SparkRogue @jacobdotgov who is attacking dark souls 2.. my man talked for 4 hours to nobody
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@plorsehats @collnsmith “Wings.. they’re only the band the Beatles could’ve been” — Alan Partridge
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@ExileGrimm literally using a pic from 2007 for this tweet is insanely weird
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@godisangryatme the real nutty putty cave
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@collnsmith i used blue apron - two main reasons: 1) hate going to the grocery store, 2) hate meal planning.. just having the exact amount of everything and telling me what to make was a load off
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@lib_crusher how is this controversial, people don’t generally think they can teach well do they?
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@tonyhawktruther good place to find bog beasts
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@allyyson @oldfriend99 goat interviewee everyone is boring now
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@lunch_enjoyer this guy has never turned a light off
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@ULTRASLUT @s4m31p4n this is why she quit
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@s4m31p4n she chevy on my levy til it’s dry
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@joshtenet the irishman because im much older when its over
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@AstuteCFO @JucheMane some stamps from thailand in there no doubt
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@skatie420 what if he did list all the movies he’s seen
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@Space_b0y_ i guess his tastes changed
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