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This is the most poignant depiction of the passage of time imaginable
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The Herbalist
A Sumatran orangutan in Indonesia has self-medicated using a paste made from plants to heal a large wound on his cheek, say scientists.
It is the first time a creature in the wild has been recorded treating an injury with a medicinal plant.
(BBC)
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I will NOT eat bugs. (expression of stony resolve softening, warm smile spreading across face) Ah what the hell. Pass me a bug, brother
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Yeah I riff with my butler. People say oh, that’s not riffing, he’s just going “Of course, sir. Very good, sir.” But they don’t get the subtleties of the whole thing.
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Laughing remembering the time Townsend in all innocence did a historical recipe for something named “Orange Fool” and viewers got mad at him for getting political
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JRR Tolkien thought ‘Build Your Own Hobbit Slam’ was one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language.
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Has to be among the funniest possible answers to this question
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It finally arrived
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Yeah “main character syndrome” is the problem here and not all the haunted houses
Finding out that 1 in 4 Americans truly believe they've lived in a haunted house makes me realize that there is an epidemic of Main Character Syndrome that genuinely needs to be addressed by any anti-capitalist movement that hopes to be successful.
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When I see a photo of a whale shark and manta ray feeding near one another
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April - 1805…Napoleon is master of Europe…only the British fleet stands before him…ball is now life
A full-size floating basketball court created by Hennessey is traveling down the River Thames in London to celebrate the NBA's 75th Anniversary Season and the 2022 Finals
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Old Nicholas Silver-Tines…I’d recognize him anywhere
Alright Americans, settle a debate for me: what did you call this thing growing up?
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Living obelisks suspended in deep space…seeing this would change you.
When sperm whales need a nap, they take a deep breath, dive down about 45 feet and arrange themselves into perfectly-level, vertical patterns. They sleep sound and still for up to two hours at a time between breaths, in pods of five or six whales, presumably for protection. 1/2
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They should have a rug emoji that you can use to convey the sentiment that life’s tapestry is rich and variegated
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In search of the rarest genre of all: the underwater landscape painting
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Allen Iverson not sure we’re getting the whole story on internal combustion engines
what is the most insane thing someone has said during a interview
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Skinner: (through gritted teeth) Mulder if they find out you’re smoking weed down there I won’t be able to protect you anymore.
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I found your character sheet…there’s nothing “badass” about necromancy, son
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Guidance counselors across the country asked students what they would spend their days doing if they never had to work again. Here’s what they said.
35% Ethical e-commerce
25% Smoke different
25% Hunt the enemy
15% Evolve
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“We have to revise everything”: Historians discover unknown U.S. president
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My ambient diss track weaves a richly textured soundscape about how your time is up
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My youth was consumed by a terrible passion for walking around
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Crab amongst the ruins…thought-provoking image.
Emanuele Biggi's photograph 'Gladiator Crab' shows one of the resident freshwater crabs that live beneath Trajan's Forum in Rome. The river crabs choose not to inhabit the Tiber, but the ancient channels of the Cloaca Maxima Roman sewer system. Since their discovery in 1998,
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People are so afraid of this kind of edifice. They go “oooh the edifice drains my life force whenever I draw near.” It’s pathetic
Home and studio of architect Errol Jay Kirsch built 1979-82 in Oak Park, IL
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Donald Duck is one of the nastiest uncles in the game. Very few uncles are doing it like him
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Me: Do you have anything for anxiety and creativity?
Evil weed sommelier: Here. This strain is called “Endless Battlefield.”
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(rustling newspaper and murmuring) The dark bounty of Mars…
Mars has confirmed that the iconic Dark Bounty will be permanently removed from shelves.
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For sale: baby shoes, mint condition. <— A change in perspective changes the whole game.
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7 Signs You’re Getting Better at Being a Physician
1. You wake up in the morning with diagnoses in your head
2. Friends introduce you as a physician
3. Friends ask you to diagnose their symptoms at random points
4. You find famous physicians you think you can ‘take’
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People think it’s “wet” your appetite because their appetites are slobbering, shapeless things. No. Your appetite should be like a scythe.
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That’s hip and all but let’s be real
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Hooping in Chinese heaven or underworld?
Nayong, Guizhou, the basketball court in the huge nature cave.
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Just had this image of reality revealed to me. Not sure it’s correct but I thought it was interesting.
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Match wits with the chrome giants of the asphalt savanna in “Truck Hunter”
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Not many paintings from the perspective of an airship over the ocean
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Black Sabbath were cool because they were basically just hippies who sang about how important peace and love are but from the perspective of their absence; i.e. “It’s so scary that there’s not enough peace and love in the world.” That’s what being a Dark Empath is all about
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@BeepingTomRobot
“Orange Fool” is so funny, imagining some viewer seeing such a tepid pejorative as that and being like “No..!”
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Cigar-chomping promoter: I’ll tell you what’s the matter with the painting, Hitler. It’s cold fish! It’s got no oomph! No pizzazz!
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I’ve heard there’s an evil club where the bouncer throws you in if you misbehave
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The fact that you don’t like the sound of your own voice suggests that there was once an evolutionary reason to be afraid of someone who sounded like you but wasn’t
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Just remembered this painting and finally looked up the artist: Eizin Suzuki
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I like that they chose a photo where he looks a little distracted. Like he’s peering over at a bird feeder to see what’s on it.
James Hetfield admits he's “obsessed” with bird watching: “I've got probably six bird feeders”
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Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, have been asked to "vacate" Frogmore Cottage, their house on the grounds of Windsor Castle in England, the couple's press secretary said.
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Describe your ethnicity in 4 pictures 😌🇮🇳🇵🇰
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Pretty funny concept of “hyper-boredom” being conveyed here
This tumbleweed parade was not a welcome sight in Dacono today.
(📹 : Linda Carpenter)
Latest on today's windstorms:
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These witches—they’re baby witches, really, don’t know anything about magic, no business doing anything besides protection work—they’re calling each other up on Tiktok and they’re hexing the moon. Apollo comes to me, he’s not happy, he says Donald aren’t you gonna do something?
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MEN! Every list says you want beard oil, a pocket knife, or something leather. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT?
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OK, time to sound off with what kind of ship your account sails.
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It’s so good that they named the American kid in Willy Wonka “Mike TV.” Home run
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There are whole worlds of beauty waiting to be built from the timber of the present order
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Do you recall acquiring any specific item or having a memorable experience at Borders Books?
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@mattybtweets69
Sometimes you look at a sandwich and think, what’s lettuce’s deal. Like imagine if there was a whole storyline just based on the lettuce
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