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This is how our country should greet foreign dignitaries when they arrive at the airport
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Here’s your gentle reminder that Jerry Seinfeld dated a 17 year old in the 90s
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Peter Griffin 🤣
or Stewie
What's the funniest possible VP choice for Kamala. Like Cenk Uygur level of hilarious
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I love Seinfeld, but I just watch it for the stand up bits. Jerry is hilarious, but the sitcom hijinks are a bit mean-spirited/the characters aren’t good role models
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Homer.
Marge.
Lisa.
Bart.
Baby Maggie.
I didn’t say a last name; but I know what family you’re thinking of.
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Some funny ideas. Free to use!
Hawk Tuah + Costco Guys
sopranos + Hawk Tuah
Sopranos + Costco guys
Brat summer + sopranos
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Beverly Hills by Weezer sounds just as fresh, urgent, and necessary as the day it dropped.
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Funny like Peter
Smooth like Brian
Smart like Stewie
Chill like Chris
Grind like Meg
Look like Lois
❤️
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I hate when this happens. The price of lavender oat lattes in my neighborhood were dirt cheap before gentrification
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Seeing lots of ...weird backlash to this?
Guys with depression/anxiety might not want to go to a bookie/casino so betting on their phone is waaay more comfy and accessible.
This is...a good thing.
The NBA is adding live betting to NBA League Pass.
Viewers will be able to see betting lines on the screen in real-time, select the bet they want to place, and then be taken directly to FanDuel or DraftKings to place it.
It feels like every league will do this in the future.
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A little tutorial on millenials:
We're just...different. K?
We Occupied Wallstreet, made Kony famous, and put Sriracha on everythang.
We explored the far corners of our the world with Carmen freaking Sandiego, and the dark corners of our mind with salvia.
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*watching a video from Conner O Malley* naahhh bro my algorithm is built different fr
trained my tiktok algorithm to show videos that are so surreal you feel like you’re dreaming. here’s a thread of my favorites
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One gotta go!
Showertime, adderall, a glass of whiskey, diesel jeans
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I'm old school
I can't TikTok. I can't Snapchat. I don't know anyone named "Stan" and I think BTS is a kind of digestive disease.
But I can write in cursive. I can do math without an "app". I can dance, and sing, and love. I can be.... me.
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Peter = Homer
Lois = Marge
Meg = Lisa
Chris = Bart
Stewie = Maggie
Brian = Santa's Little Helper
Capiche? 🤌
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Charlie Brown.
Pretty smart for a little kid. OK.
But then you realize an old man created him.
And everything starts to make more sense.
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@jackdwagner
E is my manager and guru, so he's ALWAYS on the phone making sure I stay in-sync with my surroundings.
Drama is my chef and trainer, ensuring that my fitness and nutrition stay optomized.
And then there's Turtle...who's a little bit of everything ;)
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@ByYourLogic
Dude. Don’t’ self-pwn yourself like this.
We’re the generation that invented flappy bird, twerked with Miley, and Tumblred our way into the hearts of teh interwebz.
Boring? YOLO would like a word.
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There’s something so…utterly pedestrian and boring about Bronze. Frankly…it’s rather meh.
Silver is much better.
But; I do find Gold to be uniquely alluring…
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What they think millennials are:
Cheugy Disney adults who eat Avocado toast and read buzzfeed.
What millennials actually are:
Spice smoking, IPA slamming, Chief Keef listening, Kony stomping certified bad asses.
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Stupid marvel capeshit uncle: So what did everyone think of Eternals?
A24 nephew: *audible scoffing*
Thanksgiving got a whole lot more awkward this year 🤦♂️
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People keep talking about Talking Heads like they’re this avant-garde, subcultural phenomena and not the absolutely massive band that frat guys listens to in the 80s that they are
It's time for me to admit something. I cannot even *begin* to understand why people love this so much. Band and all. Just utterly clueless
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Them: Stop pocketwatching.
Steampunks, Train Enthusiast, and Classy Gents in General: We'd...Rather Not?
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They cloned a sheep in 1997 and then just sort of gave up. It's like how we haven't been to the moon in 60 years.
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My stepson Apollo finally went a whole month with no bed wetting so we got some new ink to celebrate
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If anyone actually knows this mime, I would love to get in touch with the mime for an interview on the it’s a beautiful day in the
@gulchpod
cast.
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Loud.
Zaza.
Weed.
Pot.
MJ.
Cannabis.
Green.
Trees.
No matter what you call it - this Thanksgiving, cousins are smoking it.
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Queen Elizabeth:
🥇Never took a "selfie"...
🥇Never appeared in a dirty video
🥇 Never got divorced
Sure, she wasn't perfect.
But she had more class than the Kardashians.
Far more.
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The Office (US) was sort of this cult, indie rock phenomena when it came out.
No laugh tracks.
Single-camera.
Clever, satirical humour.
Watching it felt like seeing the Velvets at CBGBs.
And theeennnnn the normies got a hold of it. Hmpf.
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Happy 21st to Gaten Matazzaro.
RT if you would grab a beer with this talented tyke.
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I just invented a guy to get mad at. He’s 8 feet tall, has green skin, and bolts on his neck.
He’s seriously pissing me off
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Yep. Still yellow.
This show has been on TV for like 40 years and the animation hasn’t improved at all.
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Could you live here with no Internet, no seltzer, no sativa edibles, no social media, no hyperpop, no sopranos, no zer0 books or ak press, no GameCube, no morel mushrooms, no vintage clothing pop-ups, no funny little YouTube’s, for 1 million dollars?
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SpongeBob is such a creative name 🧠
Never in my life have I met someone named Songebob, and yet some how the makers came up with it!
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We YOLOd, drunk on 4Lokos - gesticulating wildly with joints of spice dancing between our fingertips.
We laughed with Seth Rogan and cried with Kid Cudi. We were gluten-free, vegan, and obsessed with sriracha.
We are the 90s kids your mother warned you about.
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Just because I haven’t posted about Nikocado Avocado’s weight loss, doesn’t mean I’m not having serious conversations with loved ones about it.
Please reserve your judgement.
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Me and my middle aged male friends all had life changing Brat summers.
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Me: I'm in to barbershop quartets.
Them: Oh, so you sing?
Me: *quietly fuming* Nope, just a fan of the music.
I can't count how many times I've had this👆 conversation
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@matthewgoldin
I actually like wearing a mask. I can mutter sarcastic comments at douchebags and they don't even notice that I'm talking to them.
It's...kind of awesome.
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Thread of shows with the same makers:
1. Simpsons and Family Guy
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Ice Spice has a clear, easily defined silhouette - one of the keystones of good character design.
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Q: How can you tell if someone’s liberal?
A: By looking at her blue hair.
Joke I thought of. Even my liberal friend laughed at it.
But enough politics. Let’s eat!
#turkey
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Normal people: That's a traffic cone!
Creative people: That's a hat, megaphone, coffee cup...the possibilities are endless!
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Gen X humor is sarcastic.
Millennial humor is ironic.
Gen Z humor is just plain bizarre.
Surrealism is how youngsters cope with an uncertain future.
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My liberal buddy brought a Tofu Turkey for T-Day 🤣
I found a hair in it…you guessed it. Blue.
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Liberals vs Leftists
To the untrained eye, these two groups may appear identical.
But to a bona-fide politics junkie?
The difference is like night and day.
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Why?
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Chilling.
Videos of Raygun's viral Olympic breakdancing performance are being deleted from the internet.
@Olympics
why?
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marijunaa from Pineapple Express
if you could do one drug from a game or movie what would it be. i would do the slo-mo inhaler from judge dredd
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Manage to snap this pic of one of my favorite hidden gems in the city ❤️
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Let’s all chip in and buy Epsteins island.
We’ll turn it in into a weird twitter/dirtbag left utopia!
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I'm a millennial, but I'm not one of those cheugy, Office-watching, Adult Disney millennials.
I wash my avocado toast down with Whiskey, spit freestyle rhymes like Yeat, and will literally cut you if you try me.
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And Millennials perfected it.
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