Jared πΏπ΅πΈ
@b1g_damage
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seeing this shit in 1875 must have felt like seeing a cybertruck
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publicly posting my likes at the end of each day for transparency.
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googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window.
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women are pushing 5" inseam shorts because they are perverse and hungry for flesh.
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I can't even imagine how racist you gotta be to see anything wrong here.
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come on now not the first person community notes.
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correct, I'm not a liberal.
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every time you've been slightly awkward or weird around other people they remember it in vivid detail and frequently think about it.
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mario is such a tremendous athlete.
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this image was created as an act of psychological warfare against me
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It's fucked up that biting the inside of your cheek is possible.
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me: hey does anyone have any readings on medieval north African trade networks. 17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery: [link to 157 page pdf] yeah I think this is pretty enlightening.
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he goes right from his desks chair to bed and takes zero breaks from screens
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People log on here every week and be like what happened to jewish and italian guys.
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Body odor is completely made up.
Body odor is completely made up. Marketers invented it to sell stuff and fuel a twenty two BILLION dollar industry. Here's the quick story π
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I get these reels a lot and it's so fascinating to me. why are you imagining (or regurgitating) this
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imagine if the soviet union lasted long enough for them to have gaming youtubers.
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so fucked that the best explanation of commodity fetishism i've ever seen was written by the guy who voiced the t rex in toy story
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peter griffin went off when he coined "it insists upon itself".
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"damn I wish this app would interrupt the music I'm listening to" - something I've never thought.
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paradox game pop up ass event.
BREAKING: Nicaragua cuts diplomatic ties with the Netherlands.
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hey babe can you tell me what this post about liking "medium ugly" men is supposed to mean?.
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Third day of the month being a Wednesday is clean as fuck.
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you ever think about how this site dates back to the bush administration.
Just learned that Saddam is dead by hearing about it on Twitter!.
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it's a human rights issue that it's illegal to walk around with a beer in most of the US.
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(faking my way into "film twitter") there are a lot of movies in the world.
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it's so cute that cats have their own version of weed.
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sex scenes should be more graphic. i'm talking creampie and all.
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Dr Pepper is good for your gut biome it's like kombucha.
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it's really fucked up that Phoenix is the fifth largest city in the US.
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(jay z monster verse voice) incel, fakecel, femcel, gymcel,.
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I think you're just mad that he has swag and you don't.
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Everyone on the plane getting mad at Larry David after he refuses to shake his hand.
Every time Jimmy Carter flew Delta, he shook hands with each person on the plane. Because that's who he was. Someone who treated people as people.
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easy. hitlerite fascism.
"all art is political" mfs try and explain the politics of this
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they deserve financial compensation no one would ask to be in so many youtube thumbnails and memes
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Why are we arguing about how clean cats are. Islamic doctrine has already settled this.
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most powerful dudes alive are alcoholics who also run a lot.
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All of this stuff is fake.
Former US intelligence official David Grusch claims under oath that aliens exist and that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.
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Every white boy remembers the first time they heard A Tribe Called Quest.
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It's odd that age gap "discourse" is a thing when the oldheads have blessed us with the iron clad "half your age plus 7" rule.
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economics is probably the one academic field where I can confidently say I'm smarter than like 99.5% of those guys.
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One hell of a sentence here.
asian wife + his and hers custom porsches.big zuck is living the center right-wing trad terminally online technology brother's dream
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22 year old guy: yeah just thinking about my fictitious gooner son and cheating wife.
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it's so fucked up that the "Flying V" guitar design dates back to the 50s. that's not something that should have existed until 1981.
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mac os is so cute. it's like using a fake computer.
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It's really cool how you're constantly smug and contrarian about everything.
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the vaccine should be an absurd amount of liquid like half a liter.
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had to take a t break from the kettle brand jalapeno chips.
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If you train someone at work they're kinda like your kid now.
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smoking straight Ore.
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"canary wharf" "harrods" "the shard" elder scrolls country.
wait til british ppl realise qatar own canary wharf, harrods, the shard and half the expensive property in London.
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it's actually fucking shocking how bad jimmy neutron looks I promise if you watch an episode right now you won't be ready for it.
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is this community note really true did high fives not exist until the 70s what the fuck.
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2025 is too high of a number. The years are getting too big.
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Czechoslovakia was pretty solid I don't think they really need to be two separate countries like that idk.
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this is awesome.
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A lot of people on here have what I'd call a "Noble Savage" view of "Normies".
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Who wants a 32 y/o gf everyone raises their hand who wants to watch parks and recreation everyone puts down their hand.
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why is every image now some stupid shit that's not a jpeg or png.
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they're making women like this in a vat somewhere.
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Trad guys always have such a pornified view of the past lol.
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Nixon: Ed, Edd n Eddy [breathes in] have you watched this program?. Kissinger: It's been off the air for some time now, Mr. President.
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"wet bulb temperature" is frankly too esoteric of a concept for most people to understand just say it might as well be 160 F or whatever.
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Dr Phil voice and you have a Tweet here where you said I need the French bitch from that rat movie to spit in my mouth.
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having a "shower beer" is a deeply reddit activity.
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whoever came up with the "ask them to make your [fries/pretzels etc.] with no salt so it's fresh" thing is basically Hitler.
Auntie Anneβs manager tells customer to βSuck a big d*ckβ after he asked for no salt on his pretzel π₯¨π€―
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idc that american thai food is some sort of psyop by their government shit's delicious.
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coming out the work bathroom after my 2nd poop that day
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@craz_part_4 Best part is when she's moving her ass around and the guy's like hell yeah you kids seeing this lol.
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I could totally do sisyphus's job if I had a coffee and some tunes.
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americans literally think making $170k a year and driving a range rover makes you poor.
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so funny when you're watching a show from like the 2000s and the camera does a focus shot on some girls in bikinis and it's just the flattest asses you've ever seen.
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Like I get it's some reactionary shit but oh my god dude get a grip lmao.
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