@Luce_j83
@SketchLisa
Some evidence backing up your outright lies and mistruths would be nice though that will be the day.
What kind of loser is triggered by someone else wearing a mask?😷
How pathetic your life must be.
@fesshole
We know a song about this - dont we children?
All my knees are brown
And my thighs were sprayed
She went for a shart
So I decided to stay
Now we both are married
Love, honour and obey
California streaming
We'll never beat that daaayy.
@scousepie
As someone who’s worked in Hospitality tech - this is 💯 bullshit.
You can’t oversell room inventory unless you deliberately create excess inventory the first place.
In either event this is malice not “a mistake” or a “technical error”.
Cut the crap
@MaldronHotels
@KatieMorley_
@Stuart_Wilson19
@Telegraph
And yet you felt the need to quote the highest paid salary band for train drivers vs the lowest for nurses.
Do you get paid a bonus for stoking faux outrage?
Did you ever have any journalistic principles?
@fesshole
So you squeezed a turd out so that it smeared across the loo lid like an explosion in a toothpaste factory and didn’t notice? Never mind what happened to the loo paper.
Yea right……
@alisonwrightpr
@rgauntlett1
My wife knew Ruth well and both my kids finished at CPS in the last 2 years.
Yet Ruth and the whole School got condemned by a perverse scheme that judges risks the equal to issues and considers dancing (flossing) sexualised behaviours.
This must never happen again.
#ripruthperry
Introducing my new PunishmentCam.
The first combined safety camera and radar speed device that comes with a calibration certificate.
The driver in the pic will be getting a speeding fine & points for consistently exceeding a 20mph speed limit.
We’re coming for you drivists.
Lenient sentencing AGAIN.
I throw a man off
@of
a
@bridge
with my bare hands and you bet I get more than this toerag.
Man jailed for ramming motorcyclist off Milton Keynes bridge in ‘extreme’ road rage
@Cyclingnewsfeed
Can’t get the UCI to do anything about rider safety but man don’t they swing into action if you don’t toe the line on clothing. Are the wrong coloured shorts this year’s sock heights?
And why didn’t giant TT helmets get this level of immediate concern? 🤔
@Jean_deValette
@implausibleblog
So what you’re saying is…. Project Fear was right?
Please explain why appeasing a few racists is worth trashing the incomes and prospects of every normal person in the UK?
@fesshole
Speak to her and report back.
If Fesshole isn’t the place to provide daily updates on the disintegration of your marriage I don’t know where is.
@fesshole
Ah yes. The perfect crime. He will never guess where that massive pile of grass cuttings butting up against his and your Grandpa’s boundary fence will have come from.
@BarristerSecret
@Bren4Bassetlaw
Brendan neatly avoids pointing out that this is currently Govt policy to abolish the Death penalty worldwide and that Kiers work was supported and enabled by the Foreign Office.
I wonder why!
@BirdSeedBigot
@DrRanj
Since you can’t make up your mind whether he is a GP or a Luvvie maybe you’re the pathetic one getting your kicks abusing ppl on Twitter?
@CyclingInASkirt
Dangerous driving but he’ll only be charged with Careless and probably won’t even lose his license.
Should be instant permanent ban for using a car as a weapon.
This is Steve
@telesyros
Steve was so keen to have a dig at cycling that when he picked his strawman picture of an empty cycle lane that he missed the fact the road was empty and his thus his disingenuous “argument” is valid for both.
Don’t be a Stevie-CANT
Be a Stevie-CAN.
£282k to build that cycle lane and guess what, unused. Whats the point of them if no one uses them. Just like Enfield. £43m for cycle lane and used by about 10 riders if that, daily
@EchtoGammut
@tulpapilled
Why is this even a DevOps engineers problem?
Desktop support engineers job.
Only becomes Dev Ops problem if there is a way to automate it.
Which AFAIK there isn’t.
@simonharris_mbd
How does he know there are presents under the trees?
Is he having a nose around whilst the tenants are out or “dropping in when just passing”
Sounds like an iffy Landlord to me.
@BlokeOnWheels
@Ladycorvia
Have you noticed it’s only the rich and the powerful that believe the mark of a society is not how well it looks after the poor sick and vulnerable but how “low tax and low regulation” it is?
@SocialistNHS
Nope. The Labour Party voted against an unplanned and unsubstantiated publicity stunt by the SNP.
Take your gripes up with them. 14 years of Tory austerity have created countrywide Health, Education and Financial poverty. Why is this particular issue greater than all the rest?
@implausibleblog
tbh I'd prefer he excercised his billionaire tendencies and bought the Daily Heil or Torygraph etc and turned it Lefty and Woke. Address the problem at the source.
@KatieMorley_
@Jontafkasi
@Telegraph
You seem to be doing ok at it. How much research did you do to check this "anonymous persons" pay?
How much of it was ghost written or edited by Telegraph staff?
@ask_aubry
A bit harsh.
No-one can know how they would react in this situation until it happens to them.
You can’t moan about over-masculinity and then moan about the opposite.🙄
She should at least talk to him about it.
I await the flood of posts from people tell me what they would 💯do.🙄
You know that Urban Myth that if you smell burning toast you’re having a heart attack?
Was out for a ride and suddenly smelt burning toast.
Was slightly relieved to ride past this sign.
@Aston_M_Taylor
@twofucksgiven
@NicKeaney
Did you even read the background to this story?
Your post isn’t going to age well.
Consent is about more than just an age, it’s about informed, un-coerced consent.
Nothing suggests this was a relationship of consenting adults.
@DrProudman
@metpoliceuk
Motive is the grammatically correct word in this context and infact any crime.
It’s got nothing to do with whether it’s acceptable or not.
@fesshole
A woman wrote this fess. A man would know that most other men have eaten the equivalent of a 5 course meal on the bog before they are old enough to leave home.
@LKTranslator
It’s not a good look for the Crown. You spend £2.4m doing up the house Granny gave you only for your Dad to take it away and give it your Uncle who’s been alleged to be a paedophile and doesn’t want it anyway. What a proper Charlie. Surely he’s got other houses?
@RobBryher
Its a scam to privatise roads and increase surveillance.
You already pay per mile via fuel duty.
It's a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
@GoodLawProject
How do we cross reference the backers with those who shorted Sterling before the budget? If they did their “investment” has now been paid back and they’ll kick her to the curb.
@AlanMyles8
I’m sorry Alan. You deserved better. Scotland deserves better than the shambles that is
@PoliceScotland
Road policing.
Why the officer wasn’t compelled to provide an account of themselves is mind boggling.
@MartynSpence
@implausibleblog
Dont talk crap Martyn. Cutting 20% relief off the top did not “destroy your pension”.
What you mean is as a higher rate tax payer you don’t want to pay your fair share to get the country up and running again.
Thats *if* the current scare stories in the RW press are true.
@DC_RPT
Can you elaborate what law they were breaking?
Speeding is not a crime for a cyclist and given how controlled they were this doesn’t appear to meet the bar for a S29 offence - Reckless or Inconsiderate Cycling.
Maybe keep you beak out next time?
@robdelaney
@BennettKaru
There are plenty of magic money trees but he wants to avoid pruning any of them as it requires putting the needs of the state above the needs of his corporate backers. Oil companies with inflated Ukraine war profits for one.
@seananmcguire
Yay my UK import pre-order of Spelunking Through Hell has arrived!
Uh-oh - Incryptid is so good I accidentally ordered it 3 times 🤦♂️
First 2 DM’s I get will get a free book (UK only postage) but please consider donating the cost (£10.72) to a Ukraine 🇺🇦 appeal.
@KnifeySpooniee
@fesshole
WTAF? Surely parenting someone else's children well is one of the most noble things a person can do? There was no suggestion as to when the new relationship happened. But you had to go all "judgey". I think you should look to see what this says about you.
@CarlosMcLee
@simonharris_mbd
You mean the “victim” who’s legal representative has said it’s all been mischaracterised by the press? That victim?
Sooo quick to judge aren’t you?
@fesshole
Newsflash this is all 40 something western men everywhere.
Don’t worry. It subsides when you start helping them onto the bedroom commode at 70.
@SBarrettBar
@MattHarperUK
@BarristerSecret
Mistruths and misdirections.
The CPS has the power to take over a private prosecution. That does not mean they are required to.
Also you know full well Steven that only the most serious of cases are escalated up to the DPP.
There was no known reason to (at the time).
Cry for help here.
I want a mapping app/paper that only shows cycle friendly rights of way on it.
No tiny dashes for footpaths, no iffy Strava heat maps.
Just all of the paths I can cycle on and none of the ones I can’t.
Does it exist?
@EmilyKerr36
@CarFreeRoutes
You could of course have mentioned the 20% odd percent of all students who have completed A Level and GCSE’s and are off *and* who are a statistically bigger number but you had to make it classist didn’t you?
@Dr_BellaR
Not to mention they are paying PA’s more than the doctors they couldn’t be arsed to recruit.
So the public is paying more for less qualified staff.
It takes 3-4 years post qualification training for a Jnr Doctor to match the salary of a 1 yr qualified PA.
How can that be ok?
@DanNeidle
Parents and school agree an annual charge (refund) based on the school using the child’s IP (aka Assignments) and Image rights (school Photos) for the year.
Holder of the IP and Image rights is based in Ireland (& Netherlands) & parents are shareholders.
@RenezuoArt
@ask_aubry
How was it equitable for him to have a career and her not🤔?
Then for the cost of childcare to be weaponised to stop her?
What should have happened was they pay the same % of their salary into a household account and childcare comes out along with everything else.
@gillradcliffe
@mynnoj
@NorfolkBroads68
@LizKershawDJ
Your mean the same minimal improvements the original landlord refused to make?🧐
Help me with the difference here?
Corporation or overly entitled landlord who did nothing but have a relative kark it - I’m struggling to see the difference TBH.
@MikeyCycling
@GWRHelp
@LNER
Hi Mikey. Good sentiment, wrong targets.
Neither train operating company was involved in spec’ing those cupboards. It was the RSSB.
The RSSB is funded by the Dept of Transport.
@ShaunFe38105699
I dislike bad drivers simple as that. Hating them requires far too much energy.
This case is a great example. Rural village, crappy road, you can see I was doing the speed limit and yet still a speeding overtake for zero reason.
Please try to drive to test standard.
Halfway through
@cstross
Quantum of Nightmares Book 2 of a side series in the excellent
#laundryfiles
. As a former supermarket worker I’m desperately hoping the CEO of Asda-Walmart never reads a copy and takes it as an instruction manual.