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I've watched this 709 times.
Muller misses. Choose a person and focus. And repeat.
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So, I’ve just been made redundant.
Isn’t great anytime, but I have my 2nd child coming in 3 weeks so it’s pretty terrifying!
I’ve good skills in Creative Comms, Project Management, Video, Audio, Graphic Design, Social Media etc.
Many will vouch for me.
RT Pls? DMs are open ☺️
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Since July - I’ve had
63 jobs applications.
12 first interviews
9 tasks
6 second interviews
1 psychometric test
1 second “chat”
3 final interviews.
Lots of rejection.
Endless dark days
As of yesterday - I have a job.
Start in Jan.
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NEW FEATURE.
#NCFC
GOAL BREAKDOWN.
Wanna know how we scored??
@Madders10
goals vs Gif City
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Emi Buendia.
From Argentina.
His quarantining, was just a lie.
The game’s aborted.
He’s been deported.
They’re going to take the Emi away.
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How Chelsea How Norwich
fans see Billy fans see Billy
Gilmour Gilmour
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All teams in Championship are desperate get promoted so they can do this.
Have a massive schlong of a billionaires hobby be wiped in their faces.
Football is utterly broken and becoming more and more hierarchical as the day’s go on.
Can’t help but think - what’s the point?
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BREAKING: Ipswich Town have identified the person who attacked the Goalkeeper last night at Charlton.
They have issued with him a lifetime season ticket as punishment.
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When Norwich dominate the game, Emi makes Villa look like they are hungover as fuck, and we lose 2-1 via two shit set-pieces.
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When he joined I wasn’t too sure.
Gradually he has worked his way into the team and put some great performances.
Today, Grant Hanley turned himself into an utter bloody hero.
Look at that pose!
Look at it!!!
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Bayern Munich
Ipswich play-off
Middlesbrough at Wembley
Winning the league last season
Tonight
All of them different - different prizes, different meanings, different feelings, but none are better than the other.
It’s a moment. The reason we put ourselves through it all.
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Highlights include:
This dude. His pint is slammed against the floor. Probably a pint of Sorelöser
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If anyone wondered why
@AndrewOmobamid1
celebration was extra passionate…
He knows he’s just won October’s Goal of The Month award.
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This is amazing.
Jim Davidson RTd it.
Without opening it.
And his grubby followers all agreed with serious nods and grunts.
Without opening it.
Open the pic fully 😂😂
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Really excited. I had to leave my job after six weeks today because I am starting a new one on Monday at...LOTUS!!
Such an exciting time to join + a classic Norfolk brand = Happy and a bit Proud.
One cheer for me... Just one.
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The other two are gonna be gutted.
#itfc
will be inviting 10 fans to attend the End of Season dinner as the Club’s guests as a thanks for the support shown this campaign 👇
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Actually there hasn’t been fucking half enough love and respect for Mr Pukki.
Goals.
Assists.
And working his bumhole off in the 93rd to close down in the right back position.
I’m in
#TeamTeemu
, are you?
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The look at the producer at 30secs
Someone forgets he’s on camera
@mrjamesob
@carolecadwalla
@Nigel_Farage
Carole Cadwalla cut off by Nigel Farage when calling into his radio show on LBC following his interview with Arron Banks & Andy Wigmore
@carolecadwalla
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Each United supporter expected them to win, And some are probably disappointingly annoyed it took them 120 minutes against 10 men to scrape by.
We lost, and we’re so warmed by the effort.
And that’s the reason it’s better to be a Norwich City fan, than a Manchester United fan
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So far Lafferty has been offered Azerbaijan or Ipswich.
The vast wastelands and language barrier was too much so...Azerbaijan it is.
#ncfc
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If you want to paint your away dressing room that same, the colour...is
*checks notes*....
Promotion Pink.
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Ooooh some context.
Ipswich fans were singing - Tyrone Mings, he stamped on your face. To Nelson.
Before he smashed the ball into the net and sent them down
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So it's been four tough years, today my brother has been told he is clear of cancer.
His ability to keep going is inspiring.
Drinks on me.
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My beautiful daughter Evelyn Autumn was born yesterday
She’s poorly sadly but the Nurses in the intensive care unit are UTTERLY INCREDIBLE
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OH MY GOD -
#NCFC
fans.
I wish I could hug each and everyone of you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
30 hours it took. £100 an hour. Incredible.
Please, keep going x
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Pukki had the headlines (deservedly) but if this doesn’t put a joyful rocket up your rear - give up being a Norwich fan.
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SO! I’ve had 45 mins of pure loveliness, away in the clouds, happy, utterly oblivious from everything today. (even though I was heartbreakingly only allowed to sit and wait in the car park)
We’ve got a healthy baby boy on the way in early August.
Exploding with joy.
💙💙💙
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If this Norwich team, who have performed minor miracles this season, aren’t allowed...
one wobbly woolly wank of a midweek wonder...
then I don’t know who is.
Its been a while since we’ve slumped our shoulders.
Never Mind the Danger... it’s what we sing.
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So Ipswich Town wrote Norwich City a letter. It’s a very honest letter.
(I play the part of Norwich City in the video).
Enjoy.
#NCFC
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There was 27,000 people at the game...so it cost less than a quid to see Paul Lambert sent off.
Effing BARGAIN.
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This young brave soldier is an Englishman. Celebrating it.
If the roles were reversed, he'd be dead now.
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We are so lucky.
We are so, so lucky.
Just, sit back and enjoy this.
Don't think about promotion, or what Brentford are doing, or what signings we will be making, or what's happening to Max or Emi.
Sit back and enjoy it.
#ncfc
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Dad: WHAT BUTTON?!!
Son: SQUARE!
Dad:What!?
Son: PRESS SQUARE. SQUARE!
Dad: Which one?! Which one!? …ohhh for god sake. I can’t play this stupid game.
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Pickford pulls off the save of his career.
Gone. Forgetten. Lost. Like a sneeze in a hurricane.
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Wouldn’t be surprised if Aarons and Pukki spent their Xmas licking doorknobs to get Covid than play in this.
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Back in August I watched Leeds and Norwich in a 3-0 win and I thought that’s the team who will win the league.
Today, in February, I watched Leeds and Norwich in a 3-1 win and I thought that’s the team who will win the league.
What a turnaround.
#ncfc
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The crowd were the 12th AND 13th man today.
I saw a man on his knees, double fist pumping....as we had won a throw-in. A THROW IN.
🥰🥰🥰
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I don’t think God wants to take responsibility for your performance tonight. You were shit.
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It’s better isn’t it?
Under Smith?
We’re competitive.
Lively.
Braver on the ball than we ever were under Farke.
Seen enough now to think it was the right decision all round.
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Loads of negativity tonight.
Try these on for size.
🟩FOUR unbeaten
🟨8 points from 4
🟩3 from safety
🟨Goals
🟩Chances
🟨Not letting many in
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Naismith, Jerome, Martin - all wanted to leave because of the long extra sessions of fitness training.
The way Norwich grow throughout a game in recent weeks shows how much fitter the players are becoming.
Enjoying the Farke era more and more.
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Look at this
#NCFC
goal from the U23s last night.
Hondermarck with the brilliant turn and even better pass, Omotoye with the finish a first teamer would be proud of.
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It’s also worth remembering- Farke is the managerial equivalent of Zimmermann, or Trybull.
The guy was in the lower leagues a few years ago.
He doesn’t have all the answers. He doesn’t have the experience.
That’s why we have him, and that’s why he deserves to learn and grow.
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STEP 1
Sell Cantwell, Emi, Lewis, Godfrey and Aarons for £120m
STEP 2
Buy Ipswich.
STEP 3
Sell the ground to property developers for £180m
STEP 4
i dunno
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Celebrate. Be happy. Continue to revel in his downfall.
But all I know, you say his name to me, all I'll remember is this..
Cheers AN
#NCFC
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Hey
@NorwichCityFC
- do you have a lost property ?
I seemed to have lost my
➖My voice
➖My mind
➖My shit
Straight after the Pukki goal.
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Norwich City Fan's Do It Right.
Some ITFC fans want to pay £3k towards Paul Lambert's fine. Not fine.
.
How about us Norwich City fans do the same and help raise for a poorly baby at
@NICUNNUH1
#NCFCDoItRight
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I don’t think I’m sad for Farke, he was living a dream, well paid, loved. Lucky guy.
I think I’m sad for the end of that magical era
#NCFC
had.
It was a rebirth from top to bottom of the club and he was the constant, the face, the voice, the heart of the transformation.
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I think Grant Holt has been one of the best Co-Comms I’ve heard since Neil Adams.
Sweet mix of insight and chat, doesn’t go overboard, conversational tone.
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@SuperStrongSoph
Everyone’s hero. She deserved more than she got. A beautiful angel on earth. X
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Other fans are seeing our celebrations and belittling it cos players weren’t injecting crack, and the Norwich supporters weren’t rioting whilst on fire.
This is how we did it and it was perfect.
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I’m not one to moan about refs ...
BUT...
I’ve spent the last 20 mins on google, found his address and I’m off to shit in his garden.
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Reasons to love Zimmerman no. 638.
Hugs. Selfies. Autographs. Straight after the whistle.
@NorwichCityFC
@pinkun
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I guess what I’m confused with, is
⚽️Spent a fortune at Villa, and didn’t succeed.
⚽️He had the player we need, and couldn’t get him singing like DF did
⚽️He can’t be our first choice as he was still in a job when Farke was sacked
It’s underwhelming, rather we’d have stuck 🤷🏻♂️
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This dude slams himself Into the ground with such force - he disappears
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The man who wrote Samba de Janeiro has just bought a yacht.
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He is a Norwich player currently. He gets judged by his performances wearing a Norwich shirt.
Not by how rich the club he came from.
Compare the
#ncfc
reaction to Skipp, or even Normann.
Difference? Performance.
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Last four goals we’ve conceded
-Last minute all-or-nothing in to top corner.
-Very Dodgy pen
-A contender for Goal of the Season
-A blatant handball on the goal line.
And we didn’t get beat in all 3.
Going to do it today. Boom.
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I’m sad.
I didn’t find either of the Murphy frustrating, disappointing, or 100s of other negative adjectives.
I found 2 incredibly talented lads who’d been our 2 major academy success stories, who didn’t produce a goal and assist everytime they got it.
Destroyed by expectation
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Booing Lambert is acknowledging that Ipswich matter to you. That you’re upset he’s there, not here.
Christ. Music to his rampaging erection.
I recall him smiling and waving at gammony Colchester fans on his return there, so wanna get underneath his skin?
Ignore him.
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Emi is a different kettle, but we have £35m + a sell on. Will the club improve on him? Maybe not, but this money WILL be used to make us a bigger, stronger, taller, harder team to beat, I think
Emi had completely outgrown us. We’ve sold the sports car to add an extension.
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This is the only time I'll mention this but....no-one steal the
@LittleGrantHolt
twitter account ok? Not until October.
#NewNCFCFan
#Excited
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After two heartbreakingly long weeks, my little baby arrived home last night.
The NICU saved…
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#KanyeWest
doesn't know the words to the most famous song in history.
#Glasto2015
http://t.co/GeFo5MaAAb
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When Ricky Van W was asked to 'bulk up' this summer, he obviously missed out his right arm sessions.
#NCFC
http://t.co/H2WJCH3QYQ
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Norwich starting XI at Luton.
- CONE
- TRIALIST A
- SOME KNOB WHO TWEETED “ILL BRING MY BOOTS LOL”
- DAVE STRINGER
- ROBOT
- PILE OF BRICKS
- RUPP
- CAPTAIN CANARY
- TALL POTPLANT ON SKATEBOARD
- SCARECROW
- CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF EADIE
Subs
Vrancic
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Not seen this picture before
#ncfc
It’s joy. Zoom in and enjoy enjoy enjoy.
Share it far and share it wide.
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THREAD [1/10]
This is Nick Knowles. (
@MrNickKnowles
) He’s a rugged, happy-chappy, heart of gold, presenter of DIY make-over shows in the UK.
Including a show called DIY SOS.
Look at him!
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“I dunno. Could put Onel on? About 70 mins? See what that does? What ya think? Onel? 70?”
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MERRY CHRISTOPH!
A silly Xmas
#NCFC
Song for all.
💛💚
—-
If you have £2, please give to the Norwich and Norfolk NICU fund xx
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Tiny thread. I’m genuinely bemused by some people’s understanding of who we are, how our club works, and how the footballing side is run.
Everytime so far Farke, Webber and his team have improved the team when major fan favourites have left. And it’s not one offs
For example
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