Emma
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Tireless curator of all the fucks nobody gives. Feels entitled to an opinion.Words at @skinnycomedy
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They’re gonna shit themselves when they find out what male gynaecologists do all day
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Statement regarding Maldron Hotels Manchester City & Manchester Cathedral Quarter, 28th August.
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Patel and Dorries seen stumbling round the back of Downing Street just now
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Thank fuck we haven’t got nationalised social care or free broadband can you imagine the horror
Corbyn influence on Labour policy ‘well and truly over’, says Starmer
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Absolutely fucking nobody
Who else has spent the whole day in lingerie? 😈
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Friendly reminder that if you know someone who’s always been on benefits and has a lovely house and two holidays a year they are either drug dealers or you’re making it up
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But he didn’t make any attempt to “identify as a woman” he literally just walked in like predatory men have always and will always do because they are predators stop blaming trans women and we might get somewhere with this
No surprise
@Primark
. If you open up the women’s changing rooms to males some of them will do this. You knew this. You traded away women’s sense of well-being to jump on the ‘inclusivity’ band wagon.
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They’ve left a social media site Mark they’re not refusing to send ambulances out any more
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If I were the country’s foremost eating disorder charity I would simply not make a habit of encouraging people to run marathons to raise money for me because I would suspect that some of the people who were keen to do that should not be doing that
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The absolute STENCH of Durham University coming off this. The FUMES.
The rise of Britishcore: 100 experiences that define and unite modern Britons
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Are you sure it wasn’t just backlash for writing an article needlessly calling a woman who hadn’t done you any harm fat
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That’s really annoyed me. The hiding behind Muslim women,then the idea that emergency medical care is “fondling” then because I’ve had to have breast and gynaecological procedures that were extremely painful and intimate performed by male doctors because there weren’t any females
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I know 2020 has been bleak but don’t despair because Judith has just invented putting things in boxes
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But I thought you wanted to get rid of gender roles altogether looks like you want to shove everything right back into them
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A woman was sued for libel this year by a man she alleged had raped her. She had to crowdfund a defence. The court found that she had in fact been raped and that the police had made no effort to investigate when she reported it.
@C4Dispatches
This allegations are very serious. Have any one of these women reported it to the police?
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Like it wasn’t great, in an ideal world you’d get a choice, but are you seriously suggesting that all those doctors I saw were getting off on it or is it only trans people you think that about cos MATE
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Well these people will have kids they can’t feed at the end of the day it’s their responsibility how much is a new iPhone porridge is only 30p a bag and dust is even cheaper
Boris Johnson 'worried about money' and if 'he can afford a nanny' on £150k wage
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Fuck your policy, if it absolutely had to be that specific skirt you should have given them out for free
Holderness Academy has defended placing a child in isolation for wearing the supermarket version, insisting parents were made aware of the policy in June.
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An idea: don’t ban office cake but immediately imprison anyone who says “ooh I’m trying to be good!” or similar
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I mean they had female chaperones but that’s literally just another strange person to see parts of my body I don’t want looked at. Are we going to call to every male breast surgeon, gynae surgeon and midwife to be fired immediately or do we just not like trans people Graham?
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If they think performing an ECG or putting a cannula in is “fondling” there’s been terrible abuse going on at breast clinics for decades that they’ve ignored. Just admit you don’t want trans people to live normal lives because they give you the ick and drop the outrage, we see it
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WHO REMEMBERS STANDING UP
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I have fibrocystic breasts and since I was 17 have had to go quite regularly to breast clinics sometimes for biopsy. I have never, across four cities, seen a female doctor in a breast clinic. Where was Grahams outrage when I was 17 and had to take my top off for a male doctor?
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Thoughts with Billie Piper today as she once again tries to explain to her children why their father feels the need to behave like he does
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If you’ve never gone round your house and all your pockets digging out any shrapnel you can find to get you through til next payday without having to ask anyone to borrow from them shut the fuck up about knocking £20 off a benefit that was far too low to begin with
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I do not want to hear the term “safeguarding” invoked ever again by anyone who thinks children’s safety from their parents is guaranteed
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Not to be fawning like Nicola Sturgeon is faultless but I can’t help thinking the Labour Party would be in better condition if the leader had looked fascists in the face and told them they were fascists
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Jesus wept STOP TAGGING PEOPLE INTO TWEETS THAT ARE CRITICAL OF THEM, IF THE ORIGINAL TWEETER HAS NOT DONE SO THERE IS LIKELY A REASON FOR THAT, STOP SHIT STIRRING LIKE IT’S YEAR 8
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@milesaerach
“You’re not trans you’re a man in a dress! Just be a man in a dress you homophobe!”
*someone is quite literally a man in a dress*
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH TO THE BUNKER THE GENDERERERS HAVE WON”
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Literally just seen someone argue that when Graham Norton said “talk to trans people” this was inherently misogynistic in itself. Not gonna put a small account on blast but seriously how can it be reasonable to think the mere acknowledgment of trans lives is misogynistic?
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For what? Like literally what exactly do they need to be outside in a queue for?
Royal Family super fans start camping out in London for Queen’s Platinum Jubilee 53 hours before it begins
Read more 👇
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“I’m not sorry if I incited harrassment just that it accidentally didn’t happen to a trans person”
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I mean she gets compared to a lettuce when there were literally people saying Jeremy Corbyn was going to reopen Auschwitz
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Hahahhahhahahahhaha do you know what Ofcom is hahhahahhahahahha
Protestors outside Tory conference chanting ‘scum, scum, scum’, ‘bastards’ and various charming forms of the F word. Where are Ofcom when you want them?
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I’m on a horse killing dose of a fairly toxic tricyclic antidepressant because therapy didn’t make a dent in my OCD and I ended up scrubbing layers of skin off my hands on a psych ward afraid to swallow water, fuck off
OCD is another gold mine!
You guessed it—time to pile on more medications!
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Me when I’ve had a fun afternoon tweeting my nonsense
Maybe I should be on the editorial board of the New York Times. I have great opinions
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Underpaying teachers and nurses for decades then using it to undermine other professions negotiating for better conditions is it
The average salary of
@networkrail
staff is £44,000 a year. That’s more than teachers and nurses.
And now the RMT union which is controlled by the hard left are striking. Unions are there to ensure employees are kept safe and treated fairly. But this is not that. I condemn this
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@SamWhyte
“We didn’t have eating disorders we just ate what was put in front of us”
That’s why your mums sister died at 25 and there’s no photos of her
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Last time for the people at the back: Gillick competence is not a conspiracy to trans your kids. Gillick competence is an important legal safeguard so teenagers can seek health care and disclose abuse without risking the reaction of their parents, because NOT ALL PARENTS ARE SAFE
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I know there are people who fervently admire JK Rowling but surely we are all clear she did not invent the concept of things happening in a story
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@BlondiieMama
@AndrewRacklyeft
I think the people who deserve blame in this are the pressure groups who prey on desperation and grief to push cases to high profile and further their agenda. Same “legal” group that preyed on Alfie Evans’s parents involved here
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Seeing a lot of tweets about people worrying they’re single for Valentines Day so just to let you know I’ve been single since 2007 and tomorrow I’m gonna come in, watch old episodes of Casualty on YouTube and possibly eat an entire Easter egg cos I can and it’ll be fucking boss
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The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis care
The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis care
The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis care
The Samaritans are not a substitute for safe and effective crisis c
Mental health support is available to anyone who needs it.
For advice and support: ➡️
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Darren Grimes’s Christmas dinner has got to be the saddest thing I’ve seen on here since yer da was posting his “feed a family for 50p” bone broth catastrophes
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Congratulations on your Not Liking Coldplay medal when’s the ceremony
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It’s alright lads the real government have arrived #
Where is this being rolled out?
If families are entitled to £30 worth of food, why is there delivery only equating to just over £5?! 1 child or 3, this what they are receiving? Unacceptable
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@katebevan
Obviously it’s important that the justice system is open to error and scrutiny but if one of those babies were mine and I had Laura Facebook and James Twitter playing murder mystery every time I looked at my phone I think I’d crack up
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Can’t fucking wait for the massive clap when The Sun goes bust. I’ll be doing Come On Eileen on the recycling bin.
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Lots of completely normal people in the quote tweets and replies going absolutely off it about a baby arriving for its first day in the world because the baby’s father doesn’t hate trans people
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Piers Morgan edited a tabloid that paid sight unseen for photos of Harry’s mother dying in a car wreck then spent years squealing about what a bitch his wife was because she didn’t text him back so you’ll excuse me if I have no tears to shed
Piers Morgan 'traumatised' after featuring in Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's 'ghastly' Netflix documentary.
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Remember when George Harrison was stabbed in the chest by an intruder in his home whilst battling lung cancer and all he said was “he must not have been a Beatles fan”? I aspire to that level of norrarsed
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You’re pretending to be a deity on twitter tho mate
You are addicted to your phone.
You are addicted to social media.
You are addicted to the constant following of things and events you can't control.
Read this, put the phone down, and go take a walk.
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I mean whatever you think of Kirstie Allsopp social services really have better things to do than interview a kid who was allowed to go on holiday with his mates
Kirstie Allsopp reported to social services for allowing son, 15, to travel abroad
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@SamanthaTaghoy
Wouldn’t you rather they had access to housing support and a living wage? It sounds as though you actually suffered a good deal from the absence of those things
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A charity being attacked for pulling human beings out of the sea, must be Monday on normal island
Our charity exists to save lives at sea. Our mission is to save every one. Our lifesavers are compelled to help those in need without judgement of how they came to be in the water. They have done so since the RNLI was founded in 1824 and this will always be our ethos.
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This is not about reasonable concerns. I have tried so hard to be open minded and in good faith on this issue, really I have, but at what point do we have to admit some of these people just plain hate trans people and have no perspective on anything else
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Oh also if you missed it, Glinner now thinks Elon Musk runs Twitter and is trying to get him messages to reinstate his account. Was ever a man so divorced.
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It’s not bedtime reading though is it, it clearly states its specifically for children who’ve experienced a sudden death to be taken through by an adult. What are you implying?
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Referring to her as “Ghey” and “the 16 year old”. If refusing to use the name of a murdered child doesn’t make you stop and think for a minute about the kind of human being you want to be then I don’t know what to say.
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Prime Minister needs to issue a formal apology to Nicola Roberts for the period she was obliged to be a fake tanned brunette
I wholeheartedly believe this was the absolute pinnacle of UK culture
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It’s some lights mate
This is Heathrow Terminal 5 where Britain is preaching its pro LGBTQ message to millions of international travellers this month. Most of these travellers will not share this ideology as the majority of humanity rejects it.
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I didn’t work for a couple of years because I was too unwell and you and your mates have made sure I live in pure cold blooded terror of ever being so again because you’ve ensured there’s no dignity or security there
If you've worked your whole life, you should have dignity and security in retirement.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but not every flaw you have and aspect of your personality and shitty thing you do is a trauma response, some of its on you
Being a workaholic is a trauma response. Being a ppl pleaser is a trauma response. Being indecisive is a trauma response. You got some healing to do.
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I will say this and this only-Johnny Depp won’t see your sizzling take on “women with BPD” but at least one woman who’s suffered or suffering serious harm from that label and it’s baggage certainly will. Pipe low.
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#GarethSouthgateWould
laugh and tell you not to worry about it if your kid was having a tantrum and lashed Maccies milkshake on his good chinos
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ADULT HUMAN CHICKEN
I’ve gone
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@TheBluestStar
So many levels on which they think they’re being super reasonable ana are actually so far out of order
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Never forget the time
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@ruviexo
yeah like I probably wouldn’t have dated him but the guy who spends his every waking moment doing the stuff he says he’ll do was probably who you want running the show
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She’s talking about a scene in which a sentient robot buys sanitary products for a girl with her first period
Pornography sheltering under the old Disney family friendly philosophy. Vile.
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Jesus you only need to read the inner flap really don’t you
Flicking through old photos and came across pics of MY BEATLES HELL, surely the most unremittingly bleak packaging of a book ever.
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