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@Jxmomc
jimothy
7 months
@probablyalissa This one will always stick with me. Same profile.
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@NA1907_ He's gonna be in his 30s and I'll still picture him as 23 in my head
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9 months
@lfcmattyd @addjuantogeaysh Hard R on maccas is insane😭😭😭
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1 month
@livtalley_coach @thechosenberg Even at my lowest, brokest point of my life, I couldn't imagine having the audacity to send someone a $3 invoice for a few doritos 😂 where do you find these people
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7 months
@ntrphl He cooked lowkey
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18 days
@mcfc_lads Seriously his pace is about 10 below what it should be every year
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14 days
@amygdalahurty @SammyJoC1009 @GreenTextRepost It's not uncommon for it to happen, but for it happen and for the mother to be an active 4chan user? I don't buy it
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1 month
@okdaksh @Dexerto O shit true lol 🤦‍♂️
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@Jxmomc
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5 months
@PlNKNOlZE Seriously just mute all those fight clip pages. None of the captions are true, it's all ragebait
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5 months
@SpicyCammy @willsgardevoir If you said before people mightve believed you
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2 months
@LadPsycho If you know what I mean...
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2 months
@ok_but_still She showed it to me on her phone last night I was just watching like "hahah omg ouch"
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@Jxmomc
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10 months
@stretchy1999 Anything less than a gucci wrapped aventador along these lines and I'll be disappointed
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5 months
@ShitpostRock @SmurphberryC 22 going on about zoomers bro that's you
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4 months
@ScouseUSALFC @ArryIavsTheYids Which players in the England roster are busting his balls over this right now
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1 month
@fan_whajwn @okdaksh @Dexerto Lmao I replied that first thing in the morning when I woke up I really used all 7 braincells that were firing at that point
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@Jxmomc
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9 months
@uncle_deluge @locklynd @TrueSlazac Iceland is crazy lol everyone's just in Reykjavik
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3 months
@summerspritzer Lemonade, ginger beer, lime and angostura bitters is an elite drink. Rock shandy they call it where I'm from
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6 months
@prince_of_fakes @PlastiqSoldier @BowTiedMara Imagine dragon these nuts across your forehead
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9 months
@chemical777777 @SSE_LTFC @kirawontmiss Are you not? Some good songs in 2004
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8 months
@CFCBenzz @Gbadz7ii Born and grew up in England vs born in Portugal, played for Cape Verde u21
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2 months
@chfsrh @IterIntellectus @thechosenberg You end up in a viral video for being a creep
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5 months
@crotchner2 If he put happy music in the background, showed the time he spent with his family/ relaxing and didn't have a 1000 yard stare while working, this video wouldn't come across as sad and people would be thinking it looks like a good life
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@Jxmomc
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2 months
@mr_moog @JaneyGodley The person running this account is without doubt a bored 17 year old, there's no way he actually has kids lol
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5 months
@McBidens @nikicaga Tbf it doesn't say you can't sleep, just don't need to I'm defo taking that one, could get all the boring stuff you need to do done every night and be the most productive person ever, or even work during the nights and have every day free to do whatever you want
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4 months
@_jkpnro It's more people being annoyed at it than saying there's no reason for it
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4 months
@DotNetRussell @fuckyouiquit I mean this is basically what all billionaires are already They're billionaires because they own/ have shares in companies that are worth that amount, not many would just have $1bn or more in their bank accounts
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1 month
@cosmo_nffc @HWestwoodP Icl he makes grealish look like a professor
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7 months
@Fiaclaa I'm in Australia it's fine guys nothing has happened yet
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1 month
@firasd @merrittk Yeaahh I really can't stand the rehearsed opinions that they obviously saw in a video the week before, I always call it out 😭
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6 months
@Akpochimara1 @katefeetie Fr I just got over it, social skills have to be built up just like any other skill and you'll always be bad at it if you never push yourself to be better
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5 months
@strvingfryuqi @mikeofficial Tbf I just realised I don't know what black people's greasy hair looks like now lol that's a good point
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7 months
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9 months
@C__1909 @EvanMcFarlane I'm willing to bet 99% of these guys don't even break even on the $8 / month they pay for the blue tick
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7 months
@PaulSaladino7 @JESnowden Yeah.. but then do average pro MMA fighter, not just the UFC
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3 months
@CougarSpider @SwannMarcus89 Better comparison: Australia - country about the same size as the US, 0 bordering nations, miles away from everything Haven't ever met an Australian without a passport or that hasn't been to a few countries
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7 months
@mparkgo @Funabynature As someone who's been on Working visas for 4 years .. we don't get any welfare 😭😭
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4 months
@LazlosGhost I just thought it was a pretty fun murder mystery/ thriller personally ... obviously slowly bumping off a load of rich family members to take their wealth and assets wasn't some standard thing people did in the 00s lol
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6 months
@XEXEEZY Here's the normal clip bc that editing was giving me an aneurysm
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4 months
@user84829272 Not to side with landlords but 60 days notice lmao what more can you ask for
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5 months
@american_sicko What if my standard lunch is 2-3 beers and le epic bacon sandwich
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4 months
@RegenaisanceMan @hm_liyah Tried them a few times in my late teens when I started going parties/ drinking etc ... Just never did anything for me at all, was standing there feeling nothing & being left smelling bad with a bad taste in my mouth Weed on the other hand... Great
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1 month
@himbopresident @BKellyGorman I assumed it was the kids friend from school or something, no way they saw the potential and drafted him in 😭😭
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2 months
@JonnElledge @LorenzoColo1 Wasn't patronising at all, he was just sharing a sort of related bit of info
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1 month
@joshh_dev @CuckoldJebus Depends what age man, if you're in your mid 20s or later it's not crazy
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5 months
@DovySimuMMA No one said Uriah Hall v Adam Cella yet? 🫣
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6 months
@shadownexis @frozenaesthetic Because its based on Europeans
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5 months
@GalacticHunter3 @codet_t He actually thought he had a gotcha moment, he got uno reversed bad
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3 months
@JaimeeRindy @historicalfits 2.5 months ain't really a situationship that's just the feeling out process.. if it gets over like 6 months and they're still noncommittal, that's when it becomes an issue
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9 months
@afcjxmes Bear in mind this is players who are already in academies. The amount will be way lower if you include all kids that dreamed of becoming a footballer lol
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3 months
@RajeezusBackup @scubaryan_ Just makes it sound way more sus 😭 say 5'6 with your chest
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5 months
@hourly_shitpost In fairness that guitar hero 3 'legends of rock' soundtrack was banger after banger
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6 months
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@koki1456 @CoreSerena I'm looking through and wondering what part makes this worth more than $500 even lol
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3 months
@winterpard @tomsmellsgas @Andr3jH Is your whole worldview based on that 1 twitter account? Lol
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4 months
@CsabaSzekely7 @TerribleMaps Nahhh, Melbourne is new York, NSW would be california/ sydney LA
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6 months
@isThatLondino @_D1POP Didnt even see that, assumed he was mid 30s with all he has going on ffs
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4 months
@missyungdoll @DOLLDILAH How do you still remember that 😭
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6 months
@DeeJzNuts @EPM106 Gonna sound crazy I know, but ask anyone what their preferred temperature is in C and when converted into F its going to be a decimal in a majority of cases.
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4 months
@thunderxstorm07 @ok_but_still This is always the mentality I've had since I was young tbf - 'im gonna be that age as well before I know it' Just hopefully I'm not working at the same level in 15 years, lol
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4 months
@mxtro22 @ItsJotJot @poisonjr Any south American border dispute really comes down to 'hey that was our colonisers land not yours'
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@ATR3lDES Trey, mod and the European lad coming together? This is like the avengers of twitter 🤣 epic interaction from the goats
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3 months
@funnygamedev Another adult with no actual hobbies or things to look forward to in the week. Many such cases
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27 days
@CharlieWWFC37 @sh4mrock1 Icl it's actually worded correctly as a response to the question, but I just saw the picture of greenwood then read your QT and was like wtf for a second 😭
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10 months
@LonerMike_ Whats sadder is seeing one of the nicest guys you know slowly fall down the pipeline
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7 months
@strech6996 Anyone I know that drank 10 beers a night was fine while doing it then suddenly only got problems if they stopped
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9 months
@Ifcj__ Literally - Kane - Haaland - Mbappe
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9 months
@kdb_peak @Utd_Olly15 Isn't that the point though? Another player with similar accolades might not be so loved by famous players even today if he didn't have that level of aura around him Also, he was usually the best player for the international team among a bunch of underperformers
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4 months
@27LWab I feel like he mightve been shouting 'pizdec' (pronounced like peez-dyets) which is like 'fuck'
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10 months
@Yemah028 That's strange bc I was looking for some weeks ago and they were sold out 😭
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9 months
@MCFC_Sam320 Wait how does this work, don't they all have foreign investors lol
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4 months
@meowQUACKmeow @offbeatorbit @labebebel My hungry ass could not wash my hands if I had ur taste buds
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2 months
@nosilverv Oooo I want him to do me next!!
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5 months
@witnessdecline Don't pretend straight men wouldn't be doing this all the time if women would agree to it
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10 months
@suayrez @upblissed I came here to say this
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7 months
@PaulSaladino7 @JESnowden Yeah. Just think it's an unfair comparison to just use data from the UFC when, just by making it there, they're in the top 1% of mma pros already
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4 months
@ShitpostRock This is satire/ interaction bait, I'm 98% on it
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@FilmUpdates Americans found this one lol iPlayer has been a streaming service since before even Netflix
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7 months
@echoesofBob @Yelix Sorry my friend, for this comment we are sadly going to have to exile you from twitter to reddit
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6 months
@DeeJzNuts @EPM106 I've never used a Celsius one with decimals lol
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@okdaksh @Dexerto I'm gonna pirate the apartment you're renting
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8 months
@itsadiscofr @genmxn Yeaaa this is it for me, I think I do better just mulling it over myself rather than everyone feeling sorry for me Also I prefer talking to other people to take a break from it, rather than talk about it even more
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9 months
@geografiaumana @SophLouiseHall My body's gonna be fully ready to go in and get fired
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5 months
@fadule_ @mornings0da Bruh he couldve held so many girls hands in the first couple years
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@realNegentropy @Howlingmutant0 Tbf that happens all the time in the games if you play with the radio on
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@Son_ImSleep Feel like after that, you kinda know you can function as an adult alone, so there's less of the "there's no way I can leave" in the back of your mind Also, less experience of what other people did better/ what not to put up with lol
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4 months
@thunderxstorm07 @nexta_tv More of a mutual partnership, they help us hunt, scare off predators and pests on our crops, we make sure they're fed well and sheltered 😊
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10 months
@nic_shout More or less my take • Comment wasn't very funny • People on here are overreacting to it Thats all
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5 months
@ETelemarketers @senorbigpenis @reddit_lies How the hell does anyone let it get to that stage. I've been a bit overweight before, sure, but god damn man
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10 months
@HAftbl The more I see stuff like this the more I realise peps development of foden has been near perfect
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7 months
@stickydacat @Hoodie_Milly If you brush up on your Santa lore you'll soon find he often was depicted as green before red became the mainstream depiction. You were just being traditional, you weren't wrong!
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@an_idiotic_toad @daedaluslearn @Haeskos @Zatshot This would be in a text message though, where he can't murder you or whatever if you say no And I imagine saying that would evoke a better reaction than blocking him with no messages, if he was a crazed stalker/ murderer
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4 months
@ehhhran @runaway_vol @growing_daniel This one, Ian Miles cheong, any 'fight videos' account, unaesthetic pictures or whatever its called... Then just any gimmick account you see that posts engagement bait that's nothing to do with the gimmick
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6 months
@nicolewboyce Creatine, cocaine, root beer and Katy perry's 2017 album 'witness' all things that help me work out
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@IAmArcIvanov @Annabel410 @jackkk_pot You can do that anywhere else, but don't have to because you can walk
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