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There’s a fight on the astro
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Unreal composure
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SPOILER: Spider-Man hits a 9 darter
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Pick that one out!
"Beckham-esque"
Or 'How to almost catch out a goalkeeper who's just come onto the pitch', by Sweden's Fridolina Rolfo.
📲💻📺 Live on
@BBCiPlayer
,
@BBCOne
, the
@BBCSport
app and
@BBCSounds
⬇️
#BBCFootball
#BBCEuros
#WEURO2022
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It’s fantastic!
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He really thought that was the moment didn’t he hahahaha
A massive congratulations to
@MoSalah
who has been voted your 2022 Player of the Year!
#PFAawards
👏🏆🇪🇬
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Everton fans throwing their kid onto the pitch
OFFICIAL: Leeds have announced that a one-year stadium ban will be given to parents/guardians of children who invade the pitch!
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£30 will normally do it
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I’d say this is a free pass to boo the anthem, not like we needed one anyway
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The fifth one on the Christmas do
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Sky going to Ferguson when United are getting another hiding
A well-behaved dog enjoying watching Germany vs Armenia
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Football fans are so fickle, last week he was undoubtedly the best now he’s back to being a fraud.
Since Pep Guardiola arrived at Manchester City he has spent £832,417,363 without winning the Champions League.
Should he have done better at the club?
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Wallahi I just hand out the bibs
What’s the greatest tweet in the history of football Twitter? 😅🤔
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The most shocking thing there is a professional footballer’s leg looks built like mine
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Are you recruiting them on LinkedIn
I love online dating, such fun and exciting conversations with new people 🥲
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Someone put Ferguson in that Chelsea dressing room the man is on a roll
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Every year I find out what our assistant manager was called when someone else signs them
Manchester City assistant coach Enzo Maresca has been appointed as the new Leicester manager! 🙌
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Van Dijk when asked if Argentina will win the World Cup:
“I don’t care. I won’t watch it any more.”
Focus on Liverpool now 👊
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I’m not making any promises there
Carney Chukwuemeka.
Jaden Philogene-Bidace.
Remember the names. ⭐⭐
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The bees:
Bees on cocaine tend to exaggerate the quality of nectar and pollen they find
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And here we are for the first ever Manchester Derby cup final and it’s GUNDOGANNNNN
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My mind has blanked out any sort of moment in this match
This tackle by Rudiger is not spoken about enough. Easily one of the most clutch tackles of all time.
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Can’t wait to see what monstrosity he gets, hopefully goes down the Stephen Ireland path
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Take it City played alright last night
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So true. When I walked into the Hawthorns, I looked around and the first thing I thought to myself was “solid”.
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Production of violins at an all time high for Chelsea fans on Twitter this week
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Wrong account Marcus
No excuses for my penalty miss today. I’m my biggest critic but as always I’ll use it to drive me forward. More than my disappointment though, the team’s loss today is the most important. I’ll be ready next time.
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The keepers with one last gathering before they jet off to Indonesia
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You already did that at Wembley last year
If Man City don’t get sent to non-league after these 115 charges then I’d support clubs refusing to field a team against them in the league.
Add to the farce the league would become
#115charges
#ManCity
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He wasn’t
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Love to know the North East’s obsession with squatting here rather than going to one of the many class pubs in London
65k Geordie’s singing shearer turned you down on a Saturday night in Trafalgar Square can’t wait 👍
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At least it’s a cracking view in Porto when I jump off that bridge
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More statements than UCAS this lot
Liverpool FC has released a statement following today's match against Manchester City at Anfield.
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Rip Meatloaf we’re all singing Edin Dzeko
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Champions League is back and so is everyone who hasn’t actually done a Euro away arguing about European away followings
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I believe they were actually saying “give it to the fat guy, Luke Shaw”
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Pyros literally cost money
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At least one
#PL
club has submitted a witness statement in support of
#ManCity
for next week’s arbitration hearing, while more than half have sided with the Premier League.
[via
@TimesSport
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Waiting on the old lady trying to work out how to use the self checkout
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Nice to see someone captured the highest attendance of the night in the competition
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Me and Dad in Level 2 not wanting to miss out on the celebrations again
Pitch invasions or the use of pyrotechnics will result in an automatic club ban. If a child under the age of 14 enters the pitch or uses pyrotechnics, their accompanying adult will also be subject to a ban.
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Me joining the boycott even tho I had zero intention of going in the first place
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Every team would be the same if their choice in the ground was Asahi and Blue Hooch
BREAKING: Manchester City have been fined just over £2m by Premier League for breaking kick-off rules in 22 separate incidents over the last two seasons 🚨
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Big 8 o’clock kick off for the Welsh and Scottish so they know whether to purchase a Swedish or Ukrainian shirt
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Growing up is not caring
Growing up is realising the north absolutely shits all over the south
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AFC Bournemouth can announce that the club has parted company with head coach Scott Parker.
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Not one of Noel’s best lyrics this
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So in other words you haven’t been an away all year but managed to get one for a big trip to Madrid
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Munich chants Munich chants
when trying to when there’s a
go viral sniff of a brand
deal
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Be rude to not experience the culture and ignore local Super Bock cuisine
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Go all the way lads 💪
Good luck to Mo, Naby and Sadio as they compete in the Africa Cup of Nations! 🙌
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That well known Christmas tradition, getting a curry in
No matter how old I get I will never ever go out drinking Christmas Eve don’t no how people do it, matching pjs, a curry and Christmas movie with the family is the best thing🥰
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Barca have had as many as 50 thousand empty seats in games in recent years and I can not stress this enough, we are not and have never claimed to have been the size of United or Liverpool.
🏟 “I thought big clubs filled stadiums.”
👀 “Pep’s used to Barca & Bayern; big clubs that haven’t been manufactured.”
🔴 “You do not have to hear
#LFC
or
#MUFC
calling out to fill their stadiums.”
@SJOpinion10
reacts to Pep Guardiola asking
#MCFC
fans to fill the Etihad.
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Why would a season ticket holder need to buy a match ticket for a home game you nerd
Being a City fan must be class don’t even need a season ticket or membership, everything’s on general sale
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Never fails to amaze me how supporters of clubs that have consistently had smaller crowds than City try n have a pop
Man City’s terrible support never fails to amaze me, selling tickets for their home games on wowcher is a new level of tinpot even for them 😂
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Keeping that lot in the ground for such an unnecessary amount of time where we had no intention of leaving is one of the best things the police has ever done hahahaha
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If Everton have got anything about them they kick lumps out of whoever they have this weekend to show they care
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I will never get my head round people going on other clubs ticketing sites, how sad do you have to be hahaha
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90+' | Goal Hungary. Kevin Csoboth.
Scotland 0 - 1 Hungary.
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Don’t think he got the email
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They want it to happen so badly
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Your bird is passionate that the Blackburn Burnley derby is underrated
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