Gaz
@CantonaManc
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Six or seven shags a day easy
Manchester, England
Joined July 2010
Poor bastards got no idea what’s about to happen to him….
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Phil Jones has survived 16 transfer windows as a Man United player. Staggering.
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Worst Harry Potter spin-off ever.
Harry Maguire and the ghosts of Ayia Napa via @MailOnline.
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Benni McCarthy, Tom Huddlestone, Marko Arnautović. I’m half expecting Titus Bramble to show up for training tomorrow. This is mental.
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Who signed off that Zirkzee deal? I’ve seen Soccer Aid players with more ability.
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The fact they all followed him without a moment’s hesitation shows true leadership - That crank Maguire would be out there on his own. We need a man like this now more than ever, pure pride and intensity.
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Lingard getting abuse, replies with ‘I’m not on the pitch’. Turned toxic in here.
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You knew his lad had something special when he showed up to England training with a bin liner.
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Called it, awful stuff. I’m gonna get behind this shit bastard every single game now, I’m all in.
🚨 - According to the Bein Sports correspondent at Old Trafford, Zirkzee was almost in tears when he was walking towards the tunnel. What is happening to this football club. 😕
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Hahahahahahahahahaha fuck off mate 😂😂😂.
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Got a lot of time for this bloke, blatantly can’t be arsed with this move. Like he’s been dragged on holiday with his mum n dad.
📽️ Tonali's wife: "The gym wasn't as big in Milan.". Tonali: "It was bigger.".
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‘Thank you for having me’. Jesus Christ, imagine slagging this lad off?! A class act who ran his bollocks off.
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Liverpool’s ‘youngsters’ have just qualified for a European Cup Final. Here’s what ours are doing.
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City on the brink of another Champions League Final, whilst our star forward is looking for an Arsenal fan on Twitter to give his shirt to.
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Listen, I’ve had to suffer Lingard and Pereira for years. Antony can do what he wants.
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Jesus Christ, those bastards have given me a glimmer of hope for the final. I hate them.
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Just remember, Paul Pogba could’ve performed like this for his previous manager but chose not to. He’s a top talent but also a narcissistic cunt, he’d leave United without a second thought so don’t misplace your loyalty and lick his arse too hard.
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Got on with the game, no messing about. Same thing happened to Mason Mount 3 weeks ago and nobody’s seen him since.
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For the love of god please stop with the Ferguson talk. The poor man has just had brain surgery, the last thing he needs right now is Phil Jones in his life.
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The fuck are City playing at, do they not realise the consequences here? There’ll be parade after parade on Merseyside, annual concerts, commemorative shirts, petition to make the squad MBE’s etc etc. It will be never ending.
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1.3m views, imagine his head this morning 😭.
This Man City fan after De Bruyne’s goal… 🥴
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Liverpool’s keeper got hit by a ball and now he’s the greatest of all time. That lot are another level.
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The Butcher of MUFC. Already a hero, exactly what we’ve been missing.
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Ole after Everton away: ‘I’m going to be successful here. Some of these players won’t be part of that.’. Not one player sold. They’re all going on a jolly up to Australia.
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It’s not true? You posted the video on Snapchat you fucking bad helmet 😂.
"It's not true". Paul Pogba on Wayne Rooney's story that he danced in the Manchester United dressing room after a defeat 🔴
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Small margins? Fuck me Erik, they had 27 shots, we had two.
🗣️ "It was very small margins but all credit to [Manchester] City" . Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag believes his side's plan 'went well' in their 3-1 derby defeat 🔴👏.
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Rashford didn’t even look at the away end, marched straight off and gave his shirt to an Arsenal fan. Nice one.
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Agueroooooooooooo.This name, this goal, this moment still hits me at times when I least expect it like a bolt out the blue!.Our closest rivals just across the city, snatching the PL title from out of our hands. [read more] 👇🏽.
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Van Persie got ghosted, Pogba’s getting the platinum farewell package. The media team behind @ManUtd need sacking.
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Not a fucking chance did this hit the target.
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United players shagging and scrapping abroad. Never been prouder to support this Club.
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Hahahahahahaha fantastic.
Wow! Nice of the bitter Everton fan to ruin hours and hours of someone's brilliant artwork in our city. Not all fans are like this but it's such a shame that some are. Classy!🤦♂️.#LFC #EFC #Liverpool #Klopp
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40 goals in 10 years. ‘Dat Guy’.
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I’d honestly put Ruud on for this Zirkzee lad. It’s like having a fruit machine upfront.
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3 years ago Liverpool lost a Europa League Final. They identified areas they needed to strengthen and signed specific players. They backed their manager 100% and now they’re in yet another CL Final. We won the Europa League and kicked Jose in the dick. Now we’ve gone backwards.
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Giving Naples a run for its money.
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Imagine City sacked Pep and brought Kinkladze in to have a go, we’d be laughing our cocks off. Let’s cut through the old shit cake here, we’re a fucking mess.
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Ten Hag’s power move will put everyone in that squad on notice. ‘Fuck with me and you’re toast’. He’s the man, it’s his way or sling it. Player power at United is dead.
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I genuinely believe this is the right fella for the job, but fuck me he’s got some proper shite players to work with. Gonna take years this, hopefully he gets time.
🚨 Rúben Amorim: “I always expected this job to be tough, especially in these busy months”. “We are ready to face the challenge. We will go for it”.
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Goncalves (the lad who snapped Neymar): . ‘He’s a great player, and I respect the player he is, but we’re not here so he has fun at our expense. If he wants to have fun, we’ll respond with the weapons we have. We have a jersey to defend. We’re not here for a laugh.”. Fucking yes.
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‘United have to be fast’. We’ve had two blokes living in Barcelona since May trying to sign someone hahahahaha.
Key days for Benjamin Šeško’s future with contacts ongoing. Manchester United know they have to be fast on this deal, after meeting with agent days ago. 🚨🇸🇮 #MUFC. There are 2 more clubs in the race. Šeško will make a decision soon with his agent and family.
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Ah yes, here is, Mr Mental Health….
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Sterling continues to go up in my estimation. Reports for England duty and tells the Liverpool lads to kiss his plums (instead of learning new handshakes with them). Winning mentality.
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Something about that night, felt better than winning a trophy. We had no business going there and doing that. Unbelievable.
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‘Have they said they lack belief?!’ Nahh I feel for him there, that hurt.
Solskjær reacts to being told Harry Maguire said #mufc lacked belief against Man City #mulive [@stadiumastro]
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Hurt his knee in a game of football, Christ.
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‘These are the same players who threw Mourinho under the bus, and they will do exactly the same to Ole. Leopards don’t change their spots.’. Must watch video.
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I fucking love this bloke. No time for dossers, he doesn’t care who they are.
"With me you don't get the opportunity, you have to deserve it!". Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag says his sides 'young players' have to prove themselves in training and also refuses to comment on the Jadon Sancho situation. 👇
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This is how you respond! Not ‘It’s my dream to play for Real Madrid’.
Bruno Fernandes on suggestion of a bust-up at United: "Do not use my name, my colleagues or the coach to make trouble at Manchester United. The atmosphere is good and the team is ready to give an answer in the next game." #mufc.
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Towards the end of his United career, Ronaldo almost earned the right to flirt with Madrid, he was dynamite. On the other hand who the fuck does Pogba think he is putting his arse in the air for Barcelona? Ronaldo won us silverware, Pogba can’t even win a tackle.
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Wait a minute. They’ve just beaten City but they’ve come out the ground shouting about us???.
2 Newcastle fans mocking the Manchester United air disaster after beating Man City yesterday….
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Will Maguire improve us? Yes (massively). Do you have to pay for it? No. So stop fucking moaning about it.
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Three Rangers fans begging to be let out of West Lower, scurrying like rats 😂.
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Richard Arlison. Colossal.
This is absolutely the best moment under Klopps reign . Won’t be beaten 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ronaldo’s scored more goals this season than Lingard has in his entire career. Who does that bad wool think he is.
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Got to respect Lukaku’s consistency, doesn’t matter who his manager is, he’s still pulling these belters out.
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Rashford showing more fight in the carpark than he has all season 🤣.
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Ratcliffe getting grief after the game, and rightly so. He can’t hide in Florida like the rest of the bastards. Get used to it, Jim.
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Beckham is unbelievable, felt weird seeing that kind of quality at Old Trafford again. Shows the level of horse shite we’ve become accustomed to.
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We’d be bottom half without De Gea so stop being smacked arses. You can’t win 2 games in 2 months and expect to get Champions League football. We are toilet.
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Zirkzee is a donkey in clown shoes, but at least he gives it 100%. He didn’t deserve that tonight, Old Trafford was a fucking disgrace.
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Hazard Saturday, Ronaldo Tuesday. Victor Lindelof must be going through some toilet roll at his house.
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Broken man, poor bastard. He’s one of the few who are actually arsed.
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Van Gaal said it, Jose said it, Zlatan said it, now Ronaldo is saying it - All greats of the game have confirmed Man United is rotten. Yet they’re the ones who get criticised? Wake up.
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Nice one, Ruud. Good luck in the future. No, I hope he doesn’t stay. Amorim has his own staff. It’s that type of nostalgic soppy nonsense that’s held us back for years. Grow up.
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JOSE MOURINHO! Get there tomorrow and sing his fucking name. United are a disgrace, he deserves better and so do we.
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The heavyweight champion of the world wears a t-shirt in the pool on holiday.
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Solskjaer on De Gea: 'We have the best goalkeeper in the world, he's been here eight years and he is still a young keeper developing, it's fantastic for me to come in. Maybe I'll have to do some finishing training to take him down a peg a little bit.’. That is top.
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"UEFA, strong with the weak and weak with the strong." Perfectly summed up.
🚨🇪🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | UEFA have banned Osasuna to compete in next season's Conference League following the club's involvement in match-fixing (back in 2013). The Spanish club will appeal. they also state: "UEFA, strong with the weak and weak with the strong."
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Fergie, Moyes, Giggs, Van Gaal, Jose & Ole. De Gea’s autobiography after he leaves is gonna be something else.
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Eric looks like he’s walking down the bread aisle at Asda, not one bit arsed, cool as fuck.
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Received this stat during the game:. ‘Raheem Sterling has more goals and assists this season than “young gun” Jesse lingaard’s whole career. Sterling is 2 years younger.’. Absolutely fucking outrageous.
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De Gea could spend the rest of the season trying to save everything with his cock, and I’d still make him the highest earner at the club. He’s sacrificed at least 3 CL winners medals for us, whilst having to watch Phil Jones scratch his arse every week. We owe him a lot.
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Not arsed what any of these weirdo Rashford arse lickers say, the ‘new challenge’ he wanted was not in Birmingham 😂.
🚨🟣🔵 Marcus Rashford has agreed personal terms with Aston Villa! Deal imminent after initial green light in the morning. Understand Villa and United are closing in on loan deal, discussing buy option clause. Emery called Rashford, player attracted by project & UCL football.
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CITY’S GRASS WAS TOO LONG! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa I’ve heard some tripe in my time on here but this takes the cake. Wow.
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They’ve just won every trophy in English football, whilst taking the piss doing so. Fear not, our top boy has a new hat range coming out.
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TV = £890. Blender + fridge + chair + dishwasher = £890. What a load of random fucking horse shit.
Paul Pogba = £89m. Granit Xhaka + Shkodarn Mustafi + Lucas Perez + Rob Holding = £89m
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Stripped of the captaincy, hated by his teammates, kisses his sister on the lips. Is there a bigger tosser in football?.
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Here he is, to ruin my day. Cunt thinks we’re playing Watford ffs.
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Ed Woodward playing pool in the bar here, United lad just walked over and gave him a wet willy 😂😂😂.
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You thought Rúben Amorim was an aftershave up until this morning, stop acting like you know about him.
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