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Phil Jones has survived 16 transfer windows as a Man United player. Staggering.
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Worst Harry Potter spin-off ever
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Benni McCarthy, Tom Huddlestone, Marko Arnautović. I’m half expecting Titus Bramble to show up for training tomorrow. This is mental.
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The fact they all followed him without a moment’s hesitation shows true leadership - That crank Maguire would be out there on his own. We need a man like this now more than ever, pure pride and intensity.
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Lingard getting abuse, replies with ‘I’m not on the pitch’. Turned toxic in here.
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You knew his lad had something special when he showed up to England training with a bin liner.
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Got a lot of time for this bloke, blatantly can’t be arsed with this move. Like he’s been dragged on holiday with his mum n dad.
📽️ Tonali's wife: "The gym wasn't as big in Milan."
Tonali: "It was bigger."
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Liverpool’s ‘youngsters’ have just qualified for a European Cup Final. Here’s what ours are doing...
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City on the brink of another Champions League Final, whilst our star forward is looking for an Arsenal fan on Twitter to give his shirt to.
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Listen, I’ve had to suffer Lingard and Pereira for years. Antony can do what he wants.
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Jesus Christ, those bastards have given me a glimmer of hope for the final. I hate them.
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Just remember, Paul Pogba could’ve performed like this for his previous manager but chose not to. He’s a top talent but also a narcissistic cunt, he’d leave United without a second thought so don’t misplace your loyalty and lick his arse too hard.
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You’d follow that bastard anywhere. What a leader.
🚨🔴 Throwback to when Roy Keane didn't wait for the referee and just went onto the pitch and the whole team just followed.
#MUFC
 🧠 Focused.
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For the love of god please stop with the Ferguson talk. The poor man has just had brain surgery, the last thing he needs right now is Phil Jones in his life.
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The fuck are City playing at, do they not realise the consequences here? There’ll be parade after parade on Merseyside, annual concerts, commemorative shirts, petition to make the squad MBE’s etc etc. It will be never ending.
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1.3m views, imagine his head this morning 😭
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Liverpool’s keeper got hit by a ball and now he’s the greatest of all time. That lot are another level.
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The Butcher of MUFC. Already a hero, exactly what we’ve been missing.
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Ole after Everton away: ‘I’m going to be successful here. Some of these players won’t be part of that.’
Not one player sold. They’re all going on a jolly up to Australia.
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Small margins? Fuck me Erik, they had 27 shots, we had two.
🗣️ "It was very small margins but all credit to [Manchester] City"
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag believes his side's plan 'went well' in their 3-1 derby defeat 🔴👏
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Rashford didn’t even look at the away end, marched straight off and gave his shirt to an Arsenal fan. Nice one.
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Agueroooooooooooo
This name, this goal, this moment still hits me at times when I least expect it like a bolt out the blue!
Our closest rivals just across the city, snatching the PL title from out of our hands..... [read more] 👇🏽
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Van Persie got ghosted, Pogba’s getting the platinum farewell package. The media team behind
@ManUtd
need sacking.
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Not a fucking chance did this hit the target.
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United players shagging and scrapping abroad. Never been prouder to support this Club.
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Hahahahahahaha fantastic
Wow! Nice of the bitter Everton fan to ruin hours and hours of someone's brilliant artwork in our city.
Not all fans are like this but it's such a shame that some are.
Classy!🤦♂️
#LFC
#EFC
#Liverpool
#Klopp
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40 goals in 10 years. ‘Dat Guy’.
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3 years ago Liverpool lost a Europa League Final. They identified areas they needed to strengthen and signed specific players. They backed their manager 100% and now they’re in yet another CL Final. We won the Europa League and kicked Jose in the dick. Now we’ve gone backwards.
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Giving Naples a run for its money
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Imagine City sacked Pep and brought Kinkladze in to have a go, we’d be laughing our cocks off. Let’s cut through the old shit cake here, we’re a fucking mess.
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Ten Hag’s power move will put everyone in that squad on notice. ‘Fuck with me and you’re toast’. He’s the man, it’s his way or sling it. Player power at United is dead.
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Goncalves (the lad who snapped Neymar):
‘He’s a great player, and I respect the player he is, but we’re not here so he has fun at our expense. If he wants to have fun, we’ll respond with the weapons we have. We have a jersey to defend. We’re not here for a laugh.”
Fucking yes.
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‘United have to be fast’. We’ve had two blokes living in Barcelona since May trying to sign someone hahahahaha
Key days for Benjamin Šeško’s future with contacts ongoing. Manchester United know they have to be fast on this deal, after meeting with agent days ago. 🚨🇸🇮
#MUFC
There are 2 more clubs in the race.
Šeško will make a decision soon with his agent and family.
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Sterling continues to go up in my estimation. Reports for England duty and tells the Liverpool lads to kiss his plums (instead of learning new handshakes with them). Winning mentality.
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Something about that night, felt better than winning a trophy. We had no business going there and doing that. Unbelievable.
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‘Have they said they lack belief?!’ Nahh I feel for him there, that hurt.
Solskjær reacts to being told Harry Maguire said
#mufc
lacked belief against Man City
#mulive
[
@stadiumastro
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Hurt his knee in a game of football, Christ.
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‘These are the same players who threw Mourinho under the bus, and they will do exactly the same to Ole. Leopards don’t change their spots.’
Must watch video...
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I fucking love this bloke. No time for dossers, he doesn’t care who they are.
"With me you don't get the opportunity, you have to deserve it!"
Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag says his sides 'young players' have to prove themselves in training and also refuses to comment on the Jadon Sancho situation. 👇
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This is how you respond! Not ‘It’s my dream to play for Real Madrid’.
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Wait a minute. They’ve just beaten City but they’ve come out the ground shouting about us???
2 Newcastle fans mocking the Manchester United air disaster after beating Man City yesterday….
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Towards the end of his United career, Ronaldo almost earned the right to flirt with Madrid, he was dynamite. On the other hand who the fuck does Pogba think he is putting his arse in the air for Barcelona? Ronaldo won us silverware, Pogba can’t even win a tackle.
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Will Maguire improve us? Yes (massively).
Do you have to pay for it? No.
So stop fucking moaning about it.
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Richard Arlison. Colossal.
This is absolutely the best moment under Klopps reign
Won’t be beaten 😂😂😂😂😂
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Ronaldo’s scored more goals this season than Lingard has in his entire career. Who does that bad wool think he is.
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Rashford showing more fight in the carpark than he has all season 🤣
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Got to respect Lukaku’s consistency, doesn’t matter who his manager is, he’s still pulling these belters out.
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Beckham is unbelievable, felt weird seeing that kind of quality at Old Trafford again. Shows the level of horse shite we’ve become accustomed to.
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We’d be bottom half without De Gea so stop being smacked arses. You can’t win 2 games in 2 months and expect to get Champions League football. We are toilet.
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Hazard Saturday, Ronaldo Tuesday. Victor Lindelof must be going through some toilet roll at his house.
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Maguire here, that’s what it’s about. Manchester United captain...
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Broken man, poor bastard. He’s one of the few who are actually arsed.
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Van Gaal said it, Jose said it, Zlatan said it, now Ronaldo is saying it - All greats of the game have confirmed Man United is rotten. Yet they’re the ones who get criticised? Wake up.
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JOSE MOURINHO! Get there tomorrow and sing his fucking name. United are a disgrace, he deserves better and so do we.
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The heavyweight champion of the world wears a t-shirt in the pool on holiday.
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Solskjaer on De Gea: 'We have the best goalkeeper in the world, he's been here eight years and he is still a young keeper developing, it's fantastic for me to come in. Maybe I'll have to do some finishing training to take him down a peg a little bit.’
That is top.
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"UEFA, strong with the weak and weak with the strong." Perfectly summed up.
🚨🇪🇸 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | UEFA have banned Osasuna to compete in next season's Conference League following the club's involvement in match-fixing (back in 2013).
The Spanish club will appeal... they also state: "UEFA, strong with the weak and weak with the strong."
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Fergie, Moyes, Giggs, Van Gaal, Jose & Ole. De Gea’s autobiography after he leaves is gonna be something else.
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Eric looks like he’s walking down the bread aisle at Asda, not one bit arsed, cool as fuck.
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Received this stat during the game:
‘Raheem Sterling has more goals and assists this season than “young gun” Jesse lingaard’s whole career...
Sterling is 2 years younger.’
Absolutely fucking outrageous.
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De Gea could spend the rest of the season trying to save everything with his cock, and I’d still make him the highest earner at the club. He’s sacrificed at least 3 CL winners medals for us, whilst having to watch Phil Jones scratch his arse every week. We owe him a lot.
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CITY’S GRASS WAS TOO LONG! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa I’ve heard some tripe in my time on here but this takes the cake. Wow.
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They’ve just won every trophy in English football, whilst taking the piss doing so. Fear not, our top boy has a new hat range coming out.
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TV = £890
Blender + fridge + chair + dishwasher = £890
What a load of random fucking horse shit.
Paul Pogba = £89m
Granit Xhaka + Shkodarn Mustafi + Lucas Perez + Rob Holding = £89m
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Stripped of the captaincy, hated by his teammates, kisses his sister on the lips. Is there a bigger tosser in football?
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Here he is, to ruin my day. Cunt thinks we’re playing Watford ffs.
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Ed Woodward playing pool in the bar here, United lad just walked over and gave him a wet willy 😂😂😂
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Maguire is at a similar stage to Van Dijk when he was at Southampton. Solid defender proven in the Premier League, on the brink of going to that next level. Forget the price tag, he’ll improve any team he joins.
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Bruno’s allowed a bad day at the office, he’s turned this Club around. Wasn’t that long ago we had Pereira and Lingard running about in midfield. Show him some respect, he’s got us at it.
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The whole ground went ‘for fuck sake’ as he walked up to take that. Everyone knew.
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If Garner played for another PL club, United would probably bid £70m for him. Instead they’re selling him to a PL rival for £15m. What is wrong with these idiots?
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Look at him... Kill the game, secure the 3 points. Imagine not wanting this bloke in charge of your Club? Born winner.
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Last week we knocked out Barcelona and won a trophy, this week we’re finished apparently? Typical internet knee-jerk garbage, the back bedroom firm love the drama of losing.
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Not a chance United sell him, they think he’s Mbappe 😂 In reality, he’s no better than Jermaine Defoe.
Marcus Rashford is considering his future. He's concerned about his lack of game time, source close to Man Utd forward tell me - he's always been professional but he wants clarity. 🔴🏴
#MUFC
His current Manchester United deal runs out in June 2023.
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How’s he said this with a straight face 😂
🗣 “For me that’s a non-negotiable at the club.”
Marcus Rashford says giving 100% is the standard expectation at Manchester United and that should never change.
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Oh dear, 0:11 in, Lindelof seems to break up Pogba & Lingard. It’s all going to shit and we haven’t kicked a ball. This season could turn very sour very quick.
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Phil Jones linked with Newcastle? Fuckin’ell, those poor bastards have suffered enough.
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