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My wife is cheating on me but she doesn't know I know. I gifted her an iWatch earlier this year that I connected to my iPhone and tracks everywhere she goes. I know it when she's lying. I have followed her many times. I even get readings of her heartrate when she's having sex.
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Admin today i got a boda..guy wanted 3k for a 15minutes distance..I bargained and we agreed at 2500sh.. i was late for a fuction so i told him to speed up..he was like.."Kunkumi biri mu bitaano oyogala mpangise patrol etugulilewo ekuubo?"😂😂😂😂
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I swear I was on an Emirates flight into Entebbe last week and the pilot went, "We are now coming in to land in Entebbe International Airport, where the local time is 1956 because nothing much has changed since". It was a joke and people laughed but I felt sad for my country. 😂
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I moved to Mukono to be with my boyfriend. We bought a house together. We broke up. We still live together because our funds are tied up and he’s currently in his bedroom fucking another woman.
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I am a landlord. I inherited the complex I own. 12 apartments, each rented for 600K a month each in Namugongo. That's 7.2 million per month. I am one of those assholes that have so much disposable income being am only 28 and have no kids or a wife, that yesterday i
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Admin, been riding a boda boda for 4 years since I left university. Recently I managed to save upto 13m together with some other personal investments. I bought a toyota sienta on loan from the bond and now doing uber. Just wanted to motivate someone out there that
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Got HIV from what was no more than 6mins of sex with a guy I met at a house party. 6 fucking minutes ruined my life y'all.
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Married just 7 months naye nkooye okuzinibwa. Man fucks me every morning, and every night before we sleep every single day unless he's away or am in my red days. Every single day. Bintamye
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It was drama in our ka neighborhood today. There's this family. Mother and son. Both drunks. They drink at the same joint, be happy together, but also fight a lot. Most dysfunctional mother and son I've ever witnessed.
Today they get into a fight. Middle of the road.
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My husband has just threatened to fuck our maid if I deny him sex.
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My man caught me with another guy in the house he is renting for me, he walked away and didn't say a word. I felt guilty and called him to apologize and he did not say anything. He comes to see me as if nothing happened and he is acting cool. Is he planning something against me??
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Martha Mukisa's concert at Freedom City has flopped so bad those of us inside are even feeling bad for her. Thing is, there's so many Ugandan musicians lately people can't keep up. I didn't even know who she was until a friend invited me.
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Last night was hard. Got back to my house to silence. I have no friends. I've got no boyfriend. All I have for company is my TV and my own little hobbies. I went to bed at 8. And this morning I had myself a good cry in the car to let the pain out and I feel excellent about it.
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I've come back to my house nga ennyumba ewunya olumanamana. And my wife was acting uneasy. Kumbe guy is running out through the inside garage door. He even dropped his shirt as he was running. I'm here watching the news. Haven't said a word. She's here on her knees pleading
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It's 9pm, come back home hungry, wife is watching the Bachelorette, and there's no supper. When I asked her why she didn't tell me we had ran out of food, she said, "No, we have food. But the maid has been busy washing clothes she hasn't yet cooked".
2 weeks into this marriage.
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This guy fucked me and right after, right as we were both lying there, tired, he says, "Now do you have a few minutes so I can I talk to you about Jesus Christ our Saviour?"
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I'm so glad Cindy is a legend.
I remember in high school our Divinity teacher was like, "She's so inappropriate. God hates that. Let's see where she is in 5 years".
Well here we are, five years, and Cindy is a legend & my Divinity teacher is in prison for sleeping with students.
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EMPLOYER, EMPLOYEE SEARCH:
If you've got an open vacancy at your workplace and looking for somebody to do it. Post it in the comments. And if you're unemployed looking for a job, or a place to volunteer, or an internship placement.. Let everybody know in the comments 👇
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Admin I fell in love with this prostitute. For real. Told her to date me. Asked. Begged. And she told me, "Nze mbe n'omusajja agula malaaya?"
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As you go to work, some of us are taking hot coffee and watching the latest episode of THE LAST OF US because we were born into rich families and were set up for life.
We didn't do well in school. We are not smart. We are not hardworking. But have money. True, life isn't fair.
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My mother died and my Indian employer gave me a choice of either attending her funeral or getting fired. I got fired.
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Admin. WhatsApp should first delete all wedding groups before it comes back.
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After attending a strictly 40 people wedding this weekend, I've come to realize that our big Ugandan weddings are an expensive vanity tradition that just bankrupts the couple for nothing. I've never been to a more simple but elegant wedding celebration. I loved it. Goals.
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Fuck this shit. "Morality Police" at Nyege Nyege. They've just slapped a couple kissing. 😂
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At exactly 1am, which is like 19mins from now, I'll have been drug free for a year. It was this exact date last year, after I woke up in Mengo hospital, with my sister sleeping and resting her head on my hospital bed, that I decided it was it. I had to get my shit together.
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Admin I have failed s6 I have 4 points simanyi nakyakola I told my father I dint want BCM there I am the world is small right now I feel like I'm not breathing 😭😭 nze banaye
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My husband is weird, when we're having sex and he's deep in his feelings he asks his friends to help. Like you're there the two of you, he's inside you, sweating, then he starts "Jerome, Micheal ne Dan banange munyambe."
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I don't know what level of idleness kids are nowadays. Have received a letter from a random person, most evidently a kid. This is the third time I think. They put the letter either on my door step or through my bathroom window. Had chosen to ignore it bt its become too disturbing
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I travelled from Kampala to fort to meet a lady. When I arrived it was 5pm..🤔 She picked me up from taxi park to her house. I changed my clothes, took a shower, wore my boxer and then sat on the couch.
Few seconds later I heard a knock on the door , someone whispered to
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I remember at my very small kwanjula (because my father insisted on it being small), him telling me as his daughter in his speech that, " I hope he has more love than he has money. If you want money, come to me. Am your father. But if you want love, then have him. Am 67 and
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Some random chick came to me at the bar last night and seductively whispered in my ear, "Meet me outside in 10mins". She was hot. I was filled with anticipation. Then I went outside and I was harassed by two guys, they took my wallet and the small phone i'd carried with me.
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Took my 14yr old for KFC today because he got suspended for fighting. Bigger boy was bullying him in the dormitory. Pulling his covers off in the middle of the night while he sleeps. Taking his stuff. Hiding his stuff. So he peed in the guy's water bottle in the middle of
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Admin, I get a salary of 700k, been giving this girl 200k every time I get salary, plus adds on....as you know...
Admin I got her cheating and instead of apologising she called me a poor man..
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He sat me on his mini fridge and fucked me and now it's not working and he's not talking to me. 😂 Let me even leave.
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Admin eno ku NBS they have fired more than 50 people. Many had no qualifications. Some were deemed unfit. Others were redundant. Abalala babadde balina bu love triangle nga batela okwekuba bu quickie ku NextMedia.
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I've just paid off my guy's loan by sleeping with the guy that he owed. Only for me to get back home and he tells me he had already paid him this morning.
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Can we have confessions on how girls get their Iphones?
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My wife and I are in that not talking stage. She detests me. Yesterday I told her I love how long her hair has gotten and this morning she got back from church when she had chopped it off. So now am going to tell her I love her long neck.
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My best friend had sex with my girlfriend. He doesn't know we're both sick. 😂 Welcome to the club. You're going to love it here.
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Bumped into my mechanic with his girlfriend driving my car in town. I asked them for a ride back to the garage and when we got there I asked him where my car was. Because it surely couldn't be the one they were driving. After guy sweating bullets, I took the car without paying.
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Admin, am a Ugandan in Turkey. Whenever I fuck with them Turkish babes and they compliment the size of my 🍆, I simply tell them that am average sized according to Ugandan standards. I believe in creating opportunities for my fellow Ugandan men abroad 🤝😇
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In the living room with my husband and kid, watching a movie. Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.
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We love supporting people's Cake baking hustles.. Naye banange let Sofia The First be Sofia. Not Soffie. Omanyi mulina entondo temwagala kwogela ku bizness zamwe. Otumya a Spider Man themed cake, Spiderman bamuleta yena akooye nga alinga eyasuze mu bwenzi.
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So Cafe Javas fired me in three days. But admin to be honest, those CJs fries taste better when they are not yours.
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Admin she's told me she's pansexual. Me I can't keep up with these things Now what does pansexual mean? People that get horny after eating pancakes?
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My guy went to Lira to meet a chick he met on here. 😂 They were talking and texting the whole time during his bus ride. Even when they got there, the chick talked to a boda guy in Lira town instructing him where to take my friend. Bt when he got there, she switched off her phone
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SMACK getting a new HM is one of the best News I've received this year. I will never forget what that outgoing HM told us.
*St Mary's college lost meaning the day it was joined by the poor"..🙌🏾😂😭 Bro. Deodati, that statement will never leave our hearts.
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the night as pay back. Guy wakes up in the middle of the night. Drinks pee. They get into a fight, he breaks the bigger boys glasses, he can't see during the fight. Beats him. Both got suspended. But I'm proud. He did what I couldn't do when I was in school. Stand up to a bully.
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My boyfriend just died this morning and I haven't stopped texting him because I didn't get to tell him I love him 😭😭😭 and just need him to know I love him I can't even see my bby's face my best friend and the best man a girl could ask for
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Parents should know there's a difference between responsible parenting AND putting your teenage kids on lockdown for their entire lives - curious, unexposed and unaware. I can attest to this because I became a hoe the moment I joined university. Every guy that wanted banged me.
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I need somebody to marry me. Contractual stuff. I'll pay for everything. All your expenses and mine. Civil thing. Just a few family members. We can pretend to be dating right now and get married in June. But be more than 5'9 coz am a tall woman. It's just for show. Am serious.
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A guy asked me out today and I told him no but I just wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he insist? Men nowadays are not men.
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To the lady whom I was behind in line at the supermarket today and you had a whole trolley full of things and I had only pringles and mint and you let me go before you, thank you. I left early and as I was leaving, I found a woman that has just been knocked senseless by a boda
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I am a teacher. But also an open-minded one. When I see a student sleeping in my class, I let them. Then talk to them after class. I've seen high school kids who are almost housemaids when they get back at home. Shes the one who cooks supper after school. Does
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Fuck me. This post nut clarity hits hard. Spent 220K on dinner. 110K on her gift. But now the sex is done and I want her out of my bed because that's a lot of money I've just spent on somebody just for the sex. She's not even my girlfriend.
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Admin I gave birth at 16. And it's this year, (29 now), that my daughter got to know that I'm her mum, not her sister. She's always thought my mum is her mum. Because she brought her up till older. It was this year that we all sat her down and told her the truth. She was schocked
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The windy rain tore off our neighbors roof in the middle of the night. I just heard knocks at the door and a family of 5 standing there, soaking wet, when I opened up. I have a smaller house. But I let them in, prepared tea and just seeing the kids warm and sleeping
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Dated this guy for 6yrs. Serious dating. Every year waiting for him to propose. Then in January he got his foot chopped off and now he says he's ready to be married. When his value has gone down. I said no. You were playing games with two feet now you can't play and want me??
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ADMIN HERE: Nope, Account wasn't suspended. Wasn't abducted by aliens. Wasn't whisked away in a drone..
Had a tough week. My brother got into long-term rehab after self-harming a couple of times. Then my mother was diagnosed with Leukemia. Been a long, tear-jerking week.
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When I finally arrived in Kampala it was 2am🙆 Till now I can't believe I travelled from Kampala to Fort Portalortal just to take a bath. Mpulira n'ensigo zinuma 😭😭😭
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I stay in Busia and dating a chick right across the border in Kenya. I can literally walk there. Sometimes we have sex in Kenya, other times we have it in Uganda.
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My neiba knocked at my door and asked to use my oven to prepare his local hard chicken as I made my Irish for dinner. 🙄 Fat ass nigga has just left with all his chicken without even giving me a ka wing. All he could say was, "braah.., you are a life saver"
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Am attracted to ugly chicks with very high self esteem. Like it's easy being born beautiful. But being ugly and refusing to give me your number? That's a turn on.
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Admin I have washed utensils at home since 2006 up to now.. it's now close to 18years of experience.. And the most annoying thing am a male, can you imagine!!! When I was joining campus in 2020 I asked my mum to put me in hostel and she said "so who'll help me with
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My wife hates this page but she told me that if this post reaches 500 likes she's going to give me anal.
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Am tired of getting fucked for marks. Nze ka lecturer ngenda kaloopa.
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At 23, I decided I was going to find a way to leave this country and find opportunities elsewhere. It wasn't easy. Went and came back 3 times. Tomorrow am swearing my oath as a Ugandan-born citizen of the USA, finally.
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We have a joint account my girl and I. But each one of us has their own personal bank accounts. All the things we do as a couple like going out, dining out, trips, shopping etc come from that account. We each contribute 250K to that account every month. Many times we go
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This was during lockdown. Covid. Was working at a private hospital and we had this male patient. He probably was very wealthy because his family was paying the hospital handsomely for his covid treatment and us looking after him. He was lying in bed in the hospital,
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My wife left early morning before the rain, that she was going to church. It started raining, I did a supermarket run and because I know the hours mass is usually done, I decided I would go park outside church coz it was raining and she would struggle. After I started seeing
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Admin ,we were at a prayer session at Phaneroo and people were speaking in tongues and this guy just blurted out lyrics of Balo balo.He was like," bwakata bwakata dem digi ...
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I was always the kid whose parents forgot their VD. I was always the kid that never went to trips. I was always the kid they would forget to pick up at school on closing day and had to eat supper at school on closing day. My childhood hurt. Don't look at all this from the
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How do I protect my girlfriend's virginity from guys in higher years at campus. We've been dating since Form 3 and made a virginity oath til we get married.
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Admin I created a fake twitter account last month just so I can pretend am a chick and keep promising my roommate in hostel that am coming over so that he can clean our room. Guy cleans the room and then tells me "But this chick never shows up. This is the last time."
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Hubby and I are looking for a child. Over the weekends we're having sex like 12 times in a day. Even something as small as dropping a spoon and picking it up ends up in doggy. What he doesn't know is am on the pill. I don't want a child right now.
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I barely know my dad, lost him when I was six. Infact I only have two "vague" memories of him. I never cried for or missed him until one day. It was Form six first term and maama had done all she could but things had failed. I called her from school and heard her trying not to
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Wish people knew that sex with one person keeps on getting better
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Guy fucked my girlfriend and when I confronted him over the phone, he said "Stop being poor". I need therapy.
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My girlfriend has been telling me for days, "You need to do more chores around the house!" This morning I told her "Can you change the subject?" She smiled back and said...
"Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you!"
She's an English teacher.
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Yesterday evening he's walking me back home and we sneak off to some garden so I can give him a goodbye blowjob.. Got his dick in my mouth then suddenly we hear "Mwe! Muve kumimonde gyange!" The lightening pace at which he ran. He even left me there.
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I'm officially done sleeping with married women. Last night we were in bed, lots of darkness in the room, when we heard her husband's key in the door.
As I started to panic she told me, "Stay where you are. He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
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My wife just gave birth to a very big baby. I don't know how all that passed through that tiny hole. He's a big man this kid. Am even worried instead of giving us a birth certificate for him they are going to give us a driving permit.
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After my second year at campus, tuition failed. My mum sat me down and told me I had to call in a dead year because my younger sister was an S6 candidate & she had to make the difficult decision of concentrating the little finances she had to her education. I had take a backseat.
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Admin Weekend Marriage zatandise dda... ka Breakfast in Bed baby akaleta obudde bwonna...
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Started smoking for this girl who said she was into guys with Cancer. Turns out she was talking about the zodiac sign. Anyways, I think I've got like 6 months to live.
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Am in hospital, wearing a pad, because guy bit my clit and it's now just hanging by a little skin. Am bleeding
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This lady's big polythene bag of tomatoes has got torn in the taxi and the tomatoes have rolled everywhere in the taxi. Not gonna lie I've stolen two. Economy mbi
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This morning i tested HIV positive on the self test kits at home. I wasn't content so i tested with another kit and it was still positive😂 Admin i went to three hospitals to test again because i couldn't believe my eyes and guess what ..
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Been married to my husband for 6 years but I don't know what he does. But he provides. We never lack. Actually we have more than enough. When I ask he gives me ambiguous answers. I thought he was just a private person and stopped pushing for it.
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On behalf of Kampala downtown, I congratulate all of you University students that are in your final year of school. Can't wait for you to join us. In Kikuubo, The arcades, Owino market, hair salons and bridal shops.
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Ritah stop complaining about my videogames. I play videogames for the same reason you wear makeup. A nice little escape from reality. Am not a soldier, and neither are you beautiful.
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Took this chick on a date. Was our first time meeting after talking online for a few weeks. We are out eating, drinking beers and I just put my fork down to admit to her how beautiful she looked. And before I could finish, she said, "Say all that stuff but one thing you should
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My mother's COVID hospital bill went from 7.6 million to 5.2 million all because I asked them for accountability and a receipt of everything we were being charged for. What's wrong with this country?
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Unlike many confessions here, I'm so in love with my wife. Our relationship is cast in stone. I love my wife more than she'll ever know, and I'm looking forward to the day she goes off to meet her creator. She deserves heaven.
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Zari is the ultimate iPhone camera advert. Because those of us who are her neighbours and see her everyday know that she does not look like that. You can only fight age for so long.
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I am the IT technician at our workplace and sometimes I switch off the WiFi so people can stop working a little bit, so this chick can come ask me to fix it. She's so serious at work so causing her an inconvenience is the only way I can get to talk to her. Am desperate.
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My wife, who owns a tour and travel company, has given birth to a white baby. I swear omwana muzungu.
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Am 22 and Indian and I've never understood why Ugandan men never approach us.
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