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Looks like if Steve Bruce shagged the KFC bloke, it’s scary.
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What goes through Timo Werner’s head when he’s 1 on 1:.
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Deep it. He left us. Joined Real. In the time he’s been at Real he’s won the same amount of trophies as we have in our entire history. Kill me.
🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Luka Modrić now has the most titles in Real Madrid history.
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Not the first time he’s bottled something for his country.
🏴🌶️ Bukayo Saka has collaborated with restaurant Nandos to create a limited edition Peri-Peri sauce! . It's described as 'sweet, spicy and smoky' (@ACL_Soccer)
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I’ve never seen more of a Fulham or West Ham transfer in my life.
🚨🟢 Maxence Lacroix has decided not to sign new deal at Wolfsburg, with one year left on current contract. Lacroix, attracting interest in England and Spain as his exit this summer can be possible.
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How unlucky can Tottenham get ffs.
Son held under mental health act after killing mum
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On a complete random one, Francis Ngannou sounds like a CDM that should play for Watford.
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Go chat to brighton and fulham n dem man.
Throwback to this away shirt from the 15/16 season. 👕 Who's the first #THFC player that comes to mind when you see it?
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Bentancur
Hwang opens the scoring for the visitors. ⚪️ 0-1 🐺.
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We’re gonna be dangerous from set pieces next season
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His story is incredible. He went from presenting Copa90 to joining Spurs for €30m. That is fucking sick, welcome to Spurs @DavidVujanic.
🚨⚪️ Official, confirmed. Radu Dragusin joins Tottenham on €30m deal from Genoa — contract valid for the next 6 years. After crazy transfer saga, Spurs have their new number 6️⃣.
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Can’t believe they just subbed this fucker from clash of clans on
number 9 who’s just come on for Hungary gotta be the least footballer looking footballer of all time.
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Not an over reaction but if i was to be beheaded and she used my head as a ball to recreate Rooney’s bicycle kick vs City i’d be a happy man up in the sky.
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Let’s take bets. What England player in the squad is giving him pelters for this rn?.
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I hope they are aware that they are treading on the ground some Premier League greats such as Emerson Royal.
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Watching Djed Spence makes me deep how racist Conte actually was.
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Boxing day tomorrow. Surely it won’t top this goal fest from 1963!
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8:54am. Just battered my first gooner (was in a wheelchair, was 75 and a woman) COYS💪
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I like that young Lyon midfielder he might be a good Dembele replacement.
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Tears in my eyes, he’s done 6 months with Cuti now about to do 6 months with Lamela. We’re going to have the ultimate Spurs Argentine final boss.
🚨🔴⚪️ Alejo Véliz to Sevilla, here we go! Documents just exchanged with Tottenham to complete loan deal. Medical tests done earlier today as he arrived in Sevilla around lunch time. 🇦🇷 NO buy option, back to #THFC in June.
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Ohhhhh now you can score 4 goals vs Dinamo Zagreb but couldn’t when their manager was in prison and we were 2-0 up on aggregate!.
7-2 Bayern Munich. HARRY KANE HAS SCORED HIS 4TH GOAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A HATTRICK IN HIS PREVIOUS GAME AND 4 GOALS TODAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTE MAD HUMAN BEING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One last stinker tonight son🤍.
🚨⚪️ Emerson Royal could leave Tottenham in the summer transfer window. AC Milan will sign a new right back in the summer and Emerson is high on their list for this window 🔴⚫️. Emerson, one of many players expected to leave #THFC in the summer. @MatteMoretto 🤝🏻
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David Coote getting shit for sniffing lines and hating Liverpool Football Club, in other words he is the same as 90% of people that attend football games in this country.
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A clip of the exact moment of Gary Neville warning Arsenal of ‘over celebrating’ then Spurs equalising. Poetry.
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Lowkey what would happen if we just stole the fucker and didn’t play?.
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Even though it is derby week, i’m a human being so i wish him nothing but the worst.
🔴⚪️🇳🇴 Arsenal medical staff, immediately in contact with Norway staff about Martin Ødegaard injury. Get well soon, Martin! 🤞🏻
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12:30? On TV? Away at Luton? We’re going to see the most retarded Spurs performance of all time for fuck sake.
Our home fixture against Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday 7th October has been selected for broadcast coverage. The fixture will now kick-off at 12:30pm and will be live on TNT Sports! ✊. #COYH
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Just looked at the squad where is the personalities… feck we’re WASHED.
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If he’s the best of all time, he comes to Tottenham and wins us a trophy. That’s how you’ll know if he’s good or not.
🚨 Messi will leave Paris Saint-Germain at the end of the season. There are no doubts about that anymore. Behind the scenes, it’s now understood that Leo’s father Jorge communicated the decision to PSG already one month ago due to the project. It was the final breaking point.
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Harry Kane playing well when dropping deep with runners ahead of him? weird that.
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Maybe Diaz should’ve held his run?.
Maybe Sissoko shouldn’t have been doing a salute in his own penalty box?.
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Fuck sake, we can’t keep throwing away leads like this💔
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Mad that Marcos Alonso’s hatred for Tottenham stems from the fact that we remind him he did infact take another humans life.
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Oh I wonder who Tottenham Hotspur will have to travel to this season.
❌ Jose Mourinho's Fenerbahce have been knocked out of the Champions League third qualifying round by Lille. Mourinho's side go into the Europa League league stage.
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If doing bad in the league is fourth then the game is really gone
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Ownership leaving the squad to die which will inevitably kill the entire project, cunts👍🏼.
James Maddison is “sore” and not feeling 100%, so misses out today. Should be back next week, confirms Ange.
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Tom Holland + Ange saying ‘mate’ + Stadium tour + Chick King + Richarlison autism + Gareth Bale 12/13 all 32 goals comp + Son being cute. That’s enough pull right?.
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Hope Fernando Llorente had a cracking day. What a fucking bloke. I miss that large piece of Spanish oak.
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Manor Solomon Spurs career highlights, a thread for any Leeds fan wanting to know about their new signing!👊.
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End of thread, cheers for Archie Gray and taking this shit winger. Good luck this season!.
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Seen a man stabbing children in prams, a man getting eaten by a shark and a body splattered across a road on twitter this week but this video is by far the worst out the lot.
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woke took away when the locations would spell something.
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Bet on it then dickhead.
"I'll be shocked if they lost" 🗣️. Paul Merson is very confident that Chelsea will beat Tottenham on Monday ✨
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The only manager in London to win a game of footy this weekend
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Lads you don’t need to have a bus welcome, you’re playing a CB partnership of Emerson Royal and Ben Davies.
Ahead of tomorrow’s huge game against Spurs, @WeAre1894 have organised a fan welcome to show our support for Pep and the team! 👊🏻🔵. 📍 Colin Bell Main Reception.⏰ 15:00. 𝗕𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘.
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Véliz basically was six feet under and was still running for us. We have our Lamela regen.
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Let’s not forget how Arsenal fans celebrated after going top 15 games into the season vs Luton Town😭
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InvrtTheWing had an argument with his preggers ex and his first thought was how his thread on Ange’s Tottenham has been effected.
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“Guys you wouldn’t not believe who i just got off the friggin phone to. Only Antonio Conte, he asked if i could fill in for the one and only Hugo Lloris. I said look Antonio, big dog, where do i sign and when do i start! Come on the boys, the vlogs are back!”
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Manor Solomon when 60,000 Spurs fans call him ‘Yiddo’ when he scores his first goal for the club
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this most satisfying way anyone has ever said ‘but at the end of the day.’ wow.
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A Spurs Arsenal final in any cup would genuinely give me the most sickening heart attack known to man kind.
Having a debate with a mate. If you could pick one rivalry to be an FA Cup Final, which one would you pick?🏆. For me, i'd love to see a Tyne-Wear Derby Final⚫🔴
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The wettest rivalry of them all.
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Vicario looks like he loves a 25 fold, I think we could be finito.
🚨 Italian betting scandal focuses on more than 40 PLAYERS after Sandro Tonali and Nicolo Zaniolo were among the first names released to the public. 🤯. (Source: @MailSport)
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Yeah that’s tomorrow’s loss confirmed.
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Build him a statue ffs😭😭😭.
Oleksandr Zinchenko: “I would go to fight for Ukraine.”. Serge Aurier: “Stop your cinema and go there right now [to Ukraine]. A real volunteer doesn’t need anyone to call him up.”
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What gets lost in the Ange discourse is simply as a Spurs fan, I watch us every week no matter who we play against, and know we’re gonna have a fucking go, even if we’re getting a dicking in the process we’re still playing.
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Telling my kids this is actually because Spurs were top of the league at the time.
🚨 | NEW: UK parliament lit up in blue and white tonight in solidarity with Israel
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rest in peace soldier that win was for you pal, a true ange stan. (it lost you your job.).
"Everyone's quick to criticise these days" 🗣️. Russell Martin defends Tottenham boss Ange Postecoglou from recent criticism.
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They tried to doubt Dr Tottenham.
Had quite a few Spurs fans saying “Don’t worry, Dr Tottenham will sort you out on Sunday”. I don’t think even the most “Spursy” Spurs team will struggle with us given our showing tonight.
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Reminder that this is the greatest goal ever scored at the World Cup.
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Today I am thinking about the time Poch decided to play Heung Min Son at LWB in a FA Cup Semi Final.
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Not arsed. Drop these.
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Tottenham Hotspur, whatever you do. DO NOT go to Crystal Palace away next season.
Adolf Hütter is going to be Crystal Palace's next manager. ✅ [Kurier]
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Don’t usually do tweets like this, but with a cost of living crisis going on people need other ways to bring in more cash to help pay off bills etc. I have found something that practically gives you free money, so thought i’d share it.
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Hotspur Way spawned the greatest striker this country has ever seen now is producing the EDL Mbappe. We are so back.
Spain on top and then Mikey Moore does this. 💥. If you have been following us for years. You know all about him. #THFC .
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One of the finest contradictions known to man kind
David Raya: “I have ambitions to make the next step in my career. I want to try to win titles and to compete in Europe”. ⚪️ #THFC. “There are options out there but it’s not just my ambitions, the club also needs to let me go”, told Times. Personal terms agreed with Tottenham.
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Bissouma when he hears Chloe booing him at the Amex next season:
@ryanadsett I can’t wait to boo him.
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I do not regret to inform you, he’s at it again.
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Can’t wait for West Ham to sing ‘Champions of Europe you’ll never sing that’ tonight to a club who has more European trophies than them.
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Mate we all need to chip in for a girlfriend for Pape Sarr, that man needs a cuddle tonight. Outrageous footballer.
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Guys did you know that Tottenham are working on deals for Edmond Tapsoba and Micky Van de Ven, then will choose who to sign.
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Managers that speak about your football club with respect and not act like they’re doing you a favour >.
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Spurs would liquidate as a club and Paul o Keefe would break the news like “Spurs liquidated two weeks ago lol” to a don with 62 followers.
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He’s the least arsed footballer in the world. I love him.
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Tanguy Ndombele being a genuine diagnosed fatty is so funny, makes me love him more. Fly high king, the streets will never forget.
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Paul O’Keefe not being Bill Nic has sent my head west what the fuck.
There are 17,000 people watching live RIGHT NOW. How is this real? 😂
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Kanye’s son hates the yids, like father like son i guess.
Kim Kardashian and her son Saint West are at the Emirates for Arsenal vs Sporting Lisbon tonight 😳😅
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Faking hell what’s happened to this beautiful competition.
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If your first memories as a teenage Spurs fan wasn’t Defoe and then Soldado, you’re woke.
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Mate i’d fucking keep smashing that button if i was noshing off James Maddison in a gloryhole in Amsterdam. What a fucking player.
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Just deeped Kane’s gonna be present at a Spurs game over the christmas period
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Some boys 🫠🫠 will never understand what goes through their heads.
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we are so back man oh my god we haven’t had this level of tanguy propaganda since summer 2019.
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