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d๏ธe๏ธv๏ธ o๏ธf๏ธ A๏ธBIDOTS tm (a comedic point and click bullethell RPG) ratty or nothing ๐ for updates. follow @abidotsdev
Joined September 2019
I will have my liver gorged upon by ravens, hawks, buzzards and all manner of ill-omened flying creatures tomorrow.
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while the reaction is very funny, dude I would be so fucking freaked out too if I visited an old morgue and found a dead body still in there.
Chinese live-streamer accidentally did a Logan Paul, and is going viral for it. ๐ฎโผ๏ธ
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There's some pure greek tragedy irony that for the first 8 years of this kid's life, the only free games he got was re-releases of skyrim
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Id piss myself seeing a cop koolaid man right through my fence.
Officer Runs Through Fence To Catch Fleeing Suspect During Foot Pursuit.
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"The Switch is the best selling console of all time".*sony for some god foresaken reason at like Nov 26th at 3 am*
Sony has confirmed that the PlayStation 2 has sold over 160 million consoles. It is the best selling console of all time, followed by the Nintendo Switch, which has shipped over 146 million units worldwide.
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*buys a ps1 game*.*play it*.*it's a ps1 game*
>no resolution or aspect ratio options.>horrible frame pacing.>no scanlines or shaders.>horrible UI .>graphical issues and bugs.>bad button mapping .>literally just a iso file and a emulator. Thank you KONAMI
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>shell clattering when she shoots a revolver.
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Rember when you preordered Fallout 4 and they made it look like you were getting one of these but instead it was just a tacky plastic phone holder?.
YOU can buy a 1:1 faithful replica of the Pip-Boy from the Fallout TV show! Itโs fully rechargeable via USB-C so you can actually wear it and use it for cosplay (or to just have a super large watch). Pre-order at the IGN Store:
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shoes to wear while you strangle your disobedient son after a long shift at the nuclear power plant.
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the skinhead who just got out prison learning white nationalism is only ran by a gay latinos now.
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>madison square garden.>its a circle.
OFFICIAL: Trump to host rally at Madison Square Garden October 27
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Sometimes I feel pathetic only working a service job at 26 like spongebob, but then I remember there's guys like saberspark who literally watch nick jr for a living.
An actual lesson in this show: put your toys away or your family will break them in retaliation
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nobody: I love tacos :). the caveman I just unfroze and gave DMT and acid to:
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I like how immediately as he saw it he booked it out of there.
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He's exactly right and shouldn't have to apologize for saying the truth.
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fuck man if I saw a dead body at an abandoned hospital I'd scream like a little girl.
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I shouldn't be given photo editting programs
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yeah dude you totally owned those kids selling lemonaid you pasty fatso.
I canโt wait to hand out these babies now that the weather is nice
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This is the calm before the storm where this woman will intentionally destroy her life because she's "heckin bored".
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great music.but .doesn't fit the game.0/10. if you don't understand why this sucks you don't understand game development.
holy hell listen to this new minecraft music disc . โBut the earth refused to dieโ ass music
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When the cashier is cute and I have to actively stop my brain from thinking of her in a wedding dress.
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It is very heavily implied that in the lore and cosmetics, he was a nazi doctor or was inspired by them.
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@ErwinHugger same you'd think a place like that would have the respect to get every body out of there. not his fault he accidentally ran into that.
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Its crazy you can see that this person scowls and is angry so often that their face muscles and wrinkles have grown in that pattern.
I recently started talking to a white woman and I was lurking her socials & found her auntieโs page ๐ณ
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skyrim Draugr in it's coffin ready to beat my ass to protect 32 gold and a minor health potion.
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*presses custom tip* .$0.
I'm not worried about inflation. Why?. I set the minimum tip on our square readers to 30%, 35%, and 50%, and ask our baristas to stare at the customers until they press one of them. It works every time. Our sales have skyrocketed.
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>Gen Y and Zers are trying to make dating single moms a thing. This is huge cope bro.
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>hating on solo devs who run circles around AAA. Yeah, figures.
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"attack isreal"."im working on it"
JUST IN: ๐ฎ๐ท Iranian media reports "in coming hours, the world will witness extraordinary scenes and very important developments."
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it will never stop haunting me that one of the main criticisms of Cyberpunk 2077 is that it isn't seems dystopian enough because a lot of it resembled modern life.
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it's crazy how facebooks PR team makes zuckerburg look so robot and alien but somehow journolists who hate him somehow expose him as being human.
This man is in Japan and could be eating sushi, kaiseki, wagyu, okonomiyaki, tonkatsu, and of course, ramen instead of McDonalds. Just saying.
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it's so funny palworld has better gun accuracy.
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30 year old shitbox Honda Civic with hentai stickers on the bumper:
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Dude a lot of these "food colorings" is industral waste, not making that up.
@LilithLovett 'we're going to make food healthier!'. 'by making sure childrens snacks have enough nutrients?'. 'no by removing food coloring!'
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"why do online games suck now" because they are full of these disgusting people, it's not really a gameplay issue, online gaming is past it's prime and Codes of Conduct and streamers killed it.
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Giggling like a moron at the dweeby zoomer talking about getting more gains as he fucking chalks up his hands for like a 70 pound bench press.
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Ever look at someone and realize "yeah that person was born to be a slave."?.
Can someone explain to me why so many people are RAGING at Star Wars Outlaws needing an Internet connection to be installed?. You're using the Internet to complain about it on Twitter, an app that you use 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. It's 2024. Why is this a problem?
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Why do they use she? This guy raped his ma.
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I wonder how many times the slot machine tech had to clean grey matter and gunpowder off the screen.
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fucking grow up goddamn.
2024 will be the most cursed year ever:.- Matpat's retiring.- Valve DMCAs a TF2 fan project.- SpongeBob Popsicles get an ugly redesign.- Radical terrorist group takes over a series of islands off the coast of Africa.- Mista Chedda is revealed to be AI. And it's only January 10th.
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HRT has been worse for the black community than crack.
My final statement of my first Vtuber canceling. Raw. Transparent. No Meme's. Lets talk. Time to get sued lmao.
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modern tf2 players: ermmm this should be removed NOT FUNNY
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I like how most of these is trump going "why the fuck are they sacrificing their life for a system that doesn't give them anything for it"
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You are a slave.
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Wait its a real person?.
Bernd applied for largest mouth gape after his son saw the record in our 2015 book. Heโs now in #GWR2017 edition >
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This looks like straight ass regardless of it being a transflag. Genuinely terrible texture job.
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"The german mad doctor who has no empathy, to the point of willing to sell his friends souls to the devil wouldn't be a nazi guys".
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The next Hitler just got banned from Artschool for drawing K-on feet.
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'haha we outsource our work instead of hiring people that paid huge money for degrees in animation'. the animation industry is incestual cancer of just elitists with no talent.
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Why is Running with Scissors going the politically correct route despite being run by Vince and being a series that at least used to run opposite of PC?.
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Your life could be bad, but it could be worse, you could be a child in a 3rd world country forced into a lifetime of making plushies for annoying youtuber and twitter personalities.
you know its a pure coincidence that one of the bunlith images that was mockingly plastered all over every corner of the internet was sad bunlith during the worse graphics hate campaign. thanks for the countless dollars worth of free marketing dumbasses lmfao
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Kissing my statue wife after a witch turned us into fish and stone respectively.
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Wow you are asexual and don't want kids? Why the fuck are you on this dating app then.
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therapist that does this except with soyjaks.
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How it feels to see a cute cashier at a resturant.
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>I spent the last few decades searching for a serious relationship.>slept with 200 women
I'm 40 today. I spent the last few decades searching for a serious woman as a romantic partner, rotating between approximately 200 girlfriends/wives/one-night-stands. After decades of bad treatment from these low-level women, I'm happy to report that I found one worth.
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it is literally insane when you remember ESG scores come from Blackrock and that Blackrock is also the same company that buys up all the American homes and is the reason why housing is unaffordable. They quite literally do nothing but ruin everything.
It's so much worse than that, the supposedly left wing anti corporate people are literally making money raising ESG scores so one of the most evil companies (according to them) on the planet can make more money. The ones buying up all the houses that they are complaining about.
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Oh my bad, it was "Collectors edition" and it costed at least $119 to get it.
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this is how all animals will interact with each other when God rebuilds the world btw.
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>jokenly say "we need gamergate 2".>it habbens.>department of homeland security deems gamergate 2 a national security threat. They are going to do this to me tomorrow
Department of Homeland Security-funded Take This just put out a document demanding that game companies denounce "Gamergate 2". Okay, now shit is going to hit the fan.
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That missle is targetted to the gaza's current position, WHERE'S GAZA MANSLEY?
BREAKING: Israeli Minister of Heritage Amihai Eliyahu says that dropping an atomic weapon on Gaza is 'one of the possible options'.
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Im dead certain that this is the origin of this jak
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"I wish we would stop sending billions to Ukraine"
JUST IN - Senator Hawley says 'any funding for Ukraine should be redirected to Israel immediately'.
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the mere fact people get traumatized over the fucking bowling ball thing really shows how sanitized the internet has gotten. lmao.
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Gen Z parenting: misbehavior gets you depicted as a soyjak as discipline and posted on the internet; CPS argues it may be crueler than spanking.
cries for blueberries, immediately throws them on the floor. starts crying for more blueberries
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Honestly If I could remove and prevent a post from existing it'd be this one, just namely because how many innocent people gotten fired because people are neurotic and insane.
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@spaceman6_6 I hate how you pointed out how the makeup isn't getting smeared in the rain becaue it's making me realize none of the characters look wet and the rain looks out of place here.
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@_JimSterling_ Yeah they are very nice people but they are incredibly dependent 99% of the time.
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Mewing fixes this btw.
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man, I thought people where exaggerating when they said this show had some of the worst representation of autistic people. And you telling me the writers that wrote this shit want better pay LMFAO.
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It's always the "le 64/PSX" people who post this stuff and never the guys who actually can make something that doesn't look like slop, also what the fuck is with this' models legs he look like he fucking broke his legs.
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western animation used to be so expressive instead of diet anime
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see how it's "Tax Wall Street Trades" and not "Illegalize Shorts". this is controlled op full stop.
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I despise people who got it all and complain.
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fans of "biblically accurate" angels when you show them biblically accurate laws against sodomy, gluttony, usury, and fornication.
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>even rabbits are becoming ipad babies. Its over.
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Wrong. Source: The Bible
Not even remotely true. Love is warlike and any red-blooded man respects someone who can challenge him more than someone who meekly surrenders.
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"why don't people give money to the homeless in san fransisco".the homeless in san Francisco:
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@godotengine Can you focus on fixing/supporting Bitmap fonts to properly import into your engine first instead of doing this sort of thing its delaying my project a lot having to try to bugfix this with the little documentation you have for this.
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@Tronkles Sound design is almost just as important as the visuals, sometimes even more important. I am self taught + got a degree in it, Bite me.
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"Why would a chair meant for school just be rigid instead of distracting?" 42 bajjilion likes.
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What did Nintendo imply here with two Italians having a framed picture of Mussolini.
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I like how she's not the only one to lose either, ALL of them lost to literally nobody.
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This is shit only non-sentient humans find funny.
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