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A lifelong LFC supporter from USA! Some good analysis of footy with a sprinkle of the occasional piss takes. (Just had pelters translated to Americanese)

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@AnythingLFC_ And that’s why we love him! He looks at the “norm” and what we should do And says “Fuck it” 😂
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@UTDTrey “My Toyota has the same amount of wheels as your Bugatti”
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@SmokyCHE Referee will blow his whistle at least 3 times
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@SpaceCoastCRE Poor girl, I would hate Tuah be her right now
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@GunloverClub1 Stop it Step-Marine
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@Kloppholic It could be worse, it could be in the dying minutes of a champions league final where you’re one goal down and have enough time to settle the ball and take a well placed shot to potentially take the game to extra time It could be that
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@GunloverClub1 POV of you trying this
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@ExtremeFootbal4 Well then, I have done it! I’ve done the impossible!
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@AnythingLFC_ I don’t mean to be a downer but…. I dont think he’s old enough to play for us Maybe one for the future?
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@diasnation 5D Chess
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@cagiago_ I’m pretty sure JT shagged one his teammate’s wives
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@iamcobbina You should just ask him out already
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@DanielSturridge Disgraceful You hit a beautiful field goal like that and you don’t do your signature dance…
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@borgixprxdeli imagine the press conferences though...
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@ShankyLFC “If we can’t beat them on the pitch, we BEAT them on the pitch” 😂
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@AnfieldEdition @ChatsJamiefc @GiveMeSport I agree that we need a new starting defensive mid But I think getting rid of someone as good as Endo is dumb. We need depth on the bench We’re going to be worse off if someone goes off injured I say we keep him as a squad player
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@AnfieldEdition I hope all that work of “Agent Trent convincing Jude to come to Liverpool” doesn’t backfire and turn into “Agent Jude convinces Trent to join Madrid”
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@crickshouts In (I don’t know the rules)
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@lukeWilko1878 Of all of 206 bones in the human body The 78 organs… The trillions of cells.. He chooses to show us that cell…
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@AnfieldMagic One concussion away from another Champions league trophy…
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@WestHam_Central I guess you can say, You want the hammers.. To GET HAMMERED (I’ll see myself out)
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@mansfieldtownfc Holy Botox of mother
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@LFCLaurie Harvey Dent said it best: “You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”
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@CFCRetro I think I remember the reason The flick was from Carragher They were telling him to go back and he had no business being up there So it was a pleasant surprise when he got the assist 😂 Or something like that, not sure It was 200 years ago 😅
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@westhamtransfer How West Ham’s back 4 plan to line up against City
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@utdcynical Put down the mirror bro 😂
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@InternetH0F She’s a trooper, not a member of the 501st but a trooper nonetheless
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@LFCLaurie To be fair, anyone chosen to replace Klopp is going to feel underwhelming. There will never be another manager like him.
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@AnythingLFC_ All the staff with hair: “Nice to meet you, gaffer” “Boss, why are you chasing me with those clippers?”
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@ErlingRoIe Guys, I figured it out. Ederson is the only one that understands You’re welcome
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@ykkswb Disgraceful action from the police officers… Those magazines weren’t empty
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@adamrowecomedy And here’s my dumbass thinking it was an Iceberg 🙃
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@AnfieldEdition “Liverpool have taken inventory of their current squad and are satisfied with the players at hand, it is unlikely for any additions this summer” -FSG probably
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@ThePeakSanti It’s a flesh wound, call it a draw
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@The_Crab_Man_ I’ll back the team through everything. Always have always will. But I think we do a disservice when we don’t call out bad things going on
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@The_Gerrard_Era 😂😂😂😭😭
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@ArsenaIComps HAH Survive isn’t the appropriate word It’s more like ..
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@cityreport_ And for some reason, I feel a strange desire to suddenly support the Mavs
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@LFCLaurie The fact that we were talking about it was the problem. Realistically, the goal at the start was top 4. No other team would have the expectation to win it all with a brand new midfield in their first season together. This was a season of rebuilding.
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@PaddyArsenal With the exception of the bid for Moises, everything else was from the Coutinho transfer I don’t think we would have gotten them if we didn’t sell him to be honest
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@WorldDarkWeb I wish my voice was that deep
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@LFCLaurie I think you’re spot on with that. I also think the levels of everyone else have gone up. The “average” in the premier league today and over the last few years is at a much higher level than they were back then. You have to be almost superhuman to truly stand out today.
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@thefutballboy_1 The destroyer of Jack Doherty
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@davina_thfc At this point, I’m genuinely convinced that there are no Spurs fans Just people stuck in a lifelong humiliation ritual
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@ClownWorld_ Oh thank goodness it’s a pickle I thought it was a frozen turd
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@lfccxt One touch to settle and another to hit is all he needed But he decides to SpaceX the shit out of that thing
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@TheRedmenTV I think it worked out for the best His transfer gave us Ali and a Virgil I don’t think those happen if he didn’t go to Barca In any case, Happy Birthday to the little magician!
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@anyachappellxx It’s probably a short film
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@OneFootball Watch them come away with 6 points
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@cityreport_ If Kompany succeeds in Germany the secret will be out We will all know the way to win as a football manager… To succeed, you must be bald!
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@CryptoKaleo The man’s eye level with little victor 😭😭
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@ScrewderiaF1 World’s most expensive bumper car
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@LFCVik2 The way we were playing that season… It was like a career mode on easy difficulty Unreal team. We had everyone at their prime. It’s a damn shame we didn’t win more. The team deserved it Klopp deserved it.
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@breaking_frames What an honorable veteran I hope Mr. Fudge doesn’t get caught playing with himself in public
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@Leo_messii_8 Probably the most significant save of all time
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@D_DeGea @mufcMPB I like your watch
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@PookiesParadise Such pettiness Do it again
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@fiago7 Ya, but can they do it on a cold rainy night in stoke?
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@LFCTransferRoom What a signing he’s been. Hasn’t made a single mistake since coming in. One new 6 would be huge for the team
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@PaddyArsenal Reminds me of the time he spent more on his defense than actual countries
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@lfcdzn11 Bringing back the 19/20 vibes Same result please!
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@ClownWorld_ Man’s got a great taste in cars
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@AnfieldEdition Lineup, using the same lineup Game After game After game After a hard international break And then another game is probably not a good idea
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@itsSaulGoodman I hated her the first time I watched the show, after the second time, she definitely didn’t deserve any of the hate.
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@City_Chief This genuinely made me laugh 😂 Fair play
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@WataruSanFan And people want to sell him… Even if he’s not a starter (which I don’t think he is) He’s the absolute best squad player we can ask for
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@LFCLaurie That team ran out of legs. That style of football was effective, but it took a physical toll on the players. You can’t expect high intensity football like that week after week and not have consequences The midfield was spent. While the front three was world class, A lot (not
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@breaking_frames When the chicanery kicks in
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@BBCMOTD The answer is the same for the question “Should Southgate be sacked?”
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@AnfieldSector @FabrizioRomano If it’s a CDM Winger and CB I’d say that’s a perfect window
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@itsSaulGoodman Full of chicanery
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@utdcynical They’re on opposite sides of the world Geographically speaking
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@StillNico__ How? He’s a squad player getting game time in a preseason friendly (potentially) Nothing wrong for me
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@mkstnr I think the Liverpool of 2018-2022 definitely spoiled a lot of new fans. Anything other than multiple trophy’s per season is seen as a “failure”
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@LFCLaurie Signing one is potentially as important as when we signed Virgil and Ali It’s complete negligence if we don’t
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@City_Chief 1 League title 1 FA Cup 1 Champions league 1 115 charges The Man City Quad
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@LFCTransferRoom Monsterous calves
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@fiago7 “Harry Kane will complete his transfer to Bayern Munich with hopes of winning trophies” Alonso-
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@AnfieldEdition @brunoandrd So basically a hand of blackjack where everyone busts?
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@KM_243_ He shined as a winger We signed him as a winger Then played him as a striker
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@theyenvyresha Do you have a dad who has a very special set of skills that makes him a nightmare for people that might kidnap you?
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@JamesPearceLFC Task failed successfully?
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@AnfieldEdition 1 CB I think either Hincapie or Calfiori will be perfect 1 CDM- don’t have any clear targets, but we need one. A solid CDM can make all the difference 1 Attacker - someone who can play up top or on the right, that way we can have flexibility If we have to focus on 1, it
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@MCFC_Jacky Gvardiol The guy’s already playing incredibly well. I think he’ll be amongst the best in the world in a few seasons Plus, he finishes better than most strikers too (at least on Liverpool) You guys got lucky with him
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@mrbobodenkirk This photo is…..acceptable
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@LNobbins Yeah, that award doesn’t mean anything De Bruyne is absolute class I can’t tell you how many times I’ve yelled at the tv “Did he just do that?!” “Did he just score from there!?” Of course he did 🙃
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@AnythingLFC_ Given his age and ability Around £30M for me. If he’s going to leave, now’s the time. I think we should wait to see what happens with Alison (given the Saudi rumors) Great player for us regardless. He deserves to get what he wants
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@kwandssssss At least someone’s laughing
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@stargazeruk7 Aliens probably search for intelligent life forms We’ll be good for a while
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@BajceticSZN43 Brother eww
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@LFCTransferRoom Best of my lifetime without a doubt
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@_gbolahann0 Combo’s mom
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@FPLProp Maybe not against the top teams, but I can see it happening against the lower half They can easily pull this off against the likes of Bournemouth, Brentford, Chelsea
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@breaking_frames What is this chicanery?
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@SporadicFT Garnacho I don’t know exactly how to explain it, but kid’s got something in him If he keeps developing at this rate, he’s going to be special This is coming from a Liverpool fan
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@Lea_EFC He had a great game today. Couldn’t do anything about the goals
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