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Jürgen’s drip before scouse chavs groomed him 🕊️
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Man why the FUCK do City suddenly spawn with 2 games in hand at this stage of the season. Just piss off man
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Do we think this is a man that Diaz can control?
I can’t believe Diaz doesn’t have him escorted to a safe house by chopper every game after what happened. 😭
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Pep and Pep’s disciples bottom three. Makes great sense.
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Overhearing people speak about football in public and thinking whether you should butt in or not
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Modern day Gerrard and Lampard debate. The stat-sheet will tell you one thing and watching them on the telly would tell you another.
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Mourinho has something no other manager will have. No matter how utterly washed this guy is, we all still secretly want him at our club 😭
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Endo dragged his bollocks all over Rodri. This is coaching. This is why Klopp is the best ever
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Since 2012… Salah joined in 2017 😭
Most goals + assists in the Premier League since Raheem Sterling made his debut in March 2012:
◎ 259 - Harry Kane
◎ 210 - Mohamed Salah
◎ 209 - Sergio Agüero
◎ 180 - Jamie Vardy
◉ 178 - Raheem Sterling
Up there with the best.
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He’s in Ballon d’Or podium conversations when he shouldn’t even be shortlisted in the top 30. Horribly overrated.
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Watching this in hindsight has killed me. Klopp couldn’t wait to tell the world how cold Endo is 😭
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The imam’s gonna ask me in Jummah why I’m crying. He doesn’t know I lost my second dad today
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You can tell they haven’t been here for a minute. This is too embarrassing
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The gap between Liverpool, City, Chelsea and United can be summed up by looking at the gap between Trent, Cancelo, Reece James and AWB
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Pep’s gonna come on Twitter to see Mourinho getting more love for winning the conference league, than he did for winning the PL
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City signed Grealish for £100m and then broke the bank for Håland.
Chelsea spent £80m on Havertz, £50m on Werner and then £100m on Lukaku.
We reportedly spent £68m on Nuñez and suddenly, we’re hypocrites.
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That shift he put in at RB in extra time… no words. For me, the best ever.
I know a man who would die for the badge before asking to be subbed in a Champions League quarter final
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Klopp did the double over Mourinho’s Spurs with Nat Phillips and Rhys Williams
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Ooo friends, penalty missing friends
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Yeah because this didn’t happen
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Wait Pogba is still stuck on 7 assists 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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“How does no CBs affect your attack”
That Van Dijk diagonal to Salah for the Origi winner produces so many goals for LFC. His defending is only one part of what he brings, his ball-playing ability from the back can break down any defensive shape.
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They gave Mané the lowest number and didn’t put him in the middle. He needs to go somewhere where he’s more respected and loved.
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You have got to be one of a kind to have a whole city in tears when you leave. Legendary status at three different clubs. There will never be another Klopp man 😢
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Chelsea have NO GOALS against the top half of the league? I’m going to need a new pair of lungs, mine are finished 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I saw him pull out a sliding block sksksksksksks he’s giving it everything he’s got
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Rio when speaking about his career like he was untouchable kills me. Deep, deep insecurity
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No defender in the history of the sport has ever reached this level, I assure you.
Happy 25th birthday to the player that ended Virgil Van Dijk's 50-game streak of not being dribbled past by an opponent in the Premier League.
Arsenal's club-record signing, Nicolas Pépé.
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Klopp has reached 3 semi finals in 5 CL campaigns at LFC. For context, Wenger reached 2 semi finals in 19 years at Arsenal
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Curtis Jones with urgency to his game has him looking like Michael Ballack ffs. It was so simple 😭
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Klopp outdone Simeone tactically & found a way to breach the best low block in Europe by a distance, only for a West Ham reject to not know how to clear the ball. But because Simeone got the win, everyone will make it seem as if he tactically outwitted Klopp. This game <
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Klopp signed Keita, Thiago and Mac Allister. So clear to see what his vision was and the first two gave us real glimpses but unfortunately they were ravaged by injuries
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So fucking glad he went absolutely bezerk for that celebration. Would’ve cried if he did another shush 😭
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Konaté was great yesterday but my word, did Nico Jackson give him a tough time. I’m so used to seeing Ibou swallow attackers on his own but he was in a real battle yesterday. Think there’s a proper player in Nico
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Football just isn’t going to hit the same for me once this guy leaves I’ll be so honest. I might become a casual
After we won the league and Klopp said:
“This club was built on the soul of Kenny, and the legs of Stevie”…
now we can say AND on the heart of Jürgen 🥺❤️
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Fucking hell man he was on a different planet
Unlucky
@ACFFiorentinaEN
but this is how you stop a player going through on their left foot in a final
#LFC
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He’s gotta be the Paisley to Klopp’s Shankly
Xabi Alonso's Bayer 04 Leverkusen have set the record for the longest unbeaten run across all competitions in German football history.
33 games. 0 defeats.
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Composure 🔥💯☝🏽👌🏽
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I really fucking love Endo you know. He’s slowly becoming one of my favourite players
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Klopp can’t cope without the Anfield atmosphere or the Anfield atmosphere is a myth. Make your mind up guys
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“Spent more on Darwin Nunez than we did Erling Haaland”
Signed Alisson as the most expensive keeper of all time
Signed Van Dijk as the most expensive defender of all time
Spent more on Darwin Nunez than we did Erling Haaland
Spent more on Szoboszlai than we did KDB
£50m on Naby Keita
Focus on marking Vini Jr at the back post
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Zlatan started the CL QF against Liverpool with Juventus in ‘05 and will start against us on Wednesday with Milan in 2021 😭
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Salah dropped an absolute masterclass but scored so he unfortunately won’t have a ‘masterclass without G/A’ to compete with Hazard 😔
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Come to Liverpool mate so you can relive this when we got 101 pts and still lose the title to City
📸 - Jude Bellingham doesn't want the camera in his face.
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Legendary status at three clubs. Klopp’s legacy is set in stone
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Wallahi Fergie didn’t win a single league title legitimately
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Reece James making defensive errors every game but knowing FT will still say he’s better than Trent defensively
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The best ever ‘fuck it, I’ll do it myself’ player
Alonso and Mascherano get done in midfield, and Gerrard to the rescue with a proper tackle.
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The best long shot taker to have graced the Barclays. Steven Gerrard ladies and gents
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Thiago Alcântara shared a dressing room with Nathaniel Phillips.
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Klopp is fucking incredible
Alexis Mac Allister is outperforming traditional defensive midfielders at their own jobs
👉
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Klopp won his cup double by beating City, Chelsea x2 and Arsenal. Pep did it by crashing it on Watford and Preston
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“Geezer” banter kills me. Why in the fucking fuck would you do this
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Nunez and Osimhen partnership
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These 3 footballers play for my club. Liverpool FC. Wallahi, I love Klopp to the moon and back.
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Just a reminder that these are the *reported* costs for Håland’s transfer and the *reported* sponsorship deals with companies that do not exist.
Let me rephrase. Manchester City are funnelling money into the club via companies which are made up.
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The way LFC went up 10 gears when Arteta tried it with Klopp was incredible. That’s what it means to run through brick walls for your manager.
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Look what Salah did at 1:16
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They had him kitted out in trackies and 95s ffs. Him in a suit would’ve brought tacticos on side
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Adama when he was forced to go toe to toe with Virgil again 😭
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Firmino dropping in as a DM to create this goal. Come on tacticos. Talk about the genius of Klopp for conducting this or is that reserved for Pep only?
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I could never fault Klopp. The margins which have gone against him have been mightily cruel. Then again, it was only him and his genius which could have bridged the gap in the first place
He nearly won the quadruple, he nearly won "a" quadruple...
He nearly won 3 Champions Leagues in 5 years...
He nearly won 3 Premier League titles in 4 years, but missed out by a point twice...
Liverpool's players have 6 weeks to ensure Klopp's achievements match his talents.
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I’m being so honest, football just isn’t going to hit the same without this guy managing my club
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Hazard’s career is dead and buried at 29 years of age, off the back of one of the biggest transfers to his dream club 😭
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Nat Phillips completely pocketed Antonio but Dias got brutalised by him...
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Gerrard is the only player who gets clowned for not winning one trophy at club level, despite winning everything else and playing a major role in all of those triumphs
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Pep has spent more at City alone, than Klopp has in his entire managerial career. Klopp would have to spend £278m, to just match Pep’s spending at City, which currently sits at £933m.
City fans are very insecure over hard truths such as these. Very privileged manager.
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Stop reducing Suárez to these debates. Mention his name alongside R9 and Henry.
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Thiago is the sexiest footballer I’ve ever seen. The way he receives the ball, passes the ball, strokes the ball, caresses the ball, kisses the ball, fuc… nvm
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Rattle off all the jokes you want, but no defender in the history of the game has been held to these standards
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Klopp’s biggest achievement isn’t winning b2b league titles with BVB. It’s neither winning the CL with Liverpool nor the PL triumph.
It is somehow not losing 11 PL games whilst this demonic imposter started
“He was good in the league while Alisson was injured — helped us win the title”.
This was his first PL start for us. My head is hot.
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KdB for me is one of the scariest players I’ve seen against us. He’s an absolute monster with his intensity and running power, with the poise of a ballet dancer to thread balls through. He was a one man battering ram for City today
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Klopp achieved 97 pts, 99 pts (PL title) and a CL in these past two years. Goodness gracious me.
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Alisson won the CL and COPA in the same summer and won three Golden Gloves that season. Ederson held two FAT L’s in both those competitions 🤣
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Can’t believe that godforsaken stint at Chelsea is negatively skewing this
137 appearances for Liverpool in the PL:
91 goals
31 assists
122 G/A in 137 apps 🤯
Most goals through first 150 PL appearances:
Mohamed Salah: 93
Thierry Henry: 92
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Klopp knocked Tuchel out of the Europa League with Mignolet, Lovren and Moreno
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This video absolutely kills me. Håland is trying to summon every single spirit to help him eat up ground, only for Virgil to casually come up behind him and win the ball.
If Håland is a lab creation, Virgil is God sent.
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