Mark Kastner
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enthusiastic about both liverpool and seattle sounders football clubs
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Okay Arne, that was nice. You’re still not my real dad but I’ll accept this for now.
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I could just be getting old and becoming soft but I think it’s really cool Ed Sheeran is the shirt sponsor for his boyhood club. Sure beats yet another betting company.
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LAFC has knocked the Sounders of every competition in the last year, and theoretically could do the same in the MLS Cup Playoffs again this season. It's malpractice for the ownership and front office to do nothing in response.
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I think all of the hates and losers owe Albert Rusnak and Jordan Morris apologies.
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Thank god we’ve never seen a referee out of his depth before at a US Open Cup match at Starfire.
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The referee blows chunks for sure but when you get beat 4 times in a year by a team there are much bigger problems at hand than just bad luck.
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Brian Schmetzer and his players have been trying to work a miracle this season, but this team has such a clear ceiling, as shown by getting absolutely smashed to smithereens by LAFC this year.
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I think this is the first time the camera has ever been on this side of the field at Starfire
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LAFC added a World Cup winner and a premier league midfielder. Seattle’s last two signings came from their MLS Next Pro team
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Pretty cool, if you ask me.
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Really disappointed with how this Pumas team is full of a bunch of dickbags.
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Here’s the level of excitement I have for the Leagues Cup: I remembered the Sounders were playing 90 seconds ago.
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There should be Wikipedia but for your friends. You should be able to look up things you’re too embarrassed to admit you forgot. Birthday’s, names of their exes, info about their siblings, etc.
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Concerning levels of The Netherlands happening in the greatest rivalry in sports
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Hey, on the bright side that call probably saved me a few hundred bucks
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If Liverpool win every game 2-0, I think they’ll have a pretty good chance of winning the premier league.
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@JeremiahOshan
Hard to argue with a 9-1 aggregate across 4 games, even if every game could've gone different.
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That feeling when you’re making chicken and green beans on the grill
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Are they still doing the Norwich scarves when they lose? Is that a thing with the new ownership?
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This is the problem with transfer aggregator accounts in a nutshell.
- Ian Doyle writes a pretty tame opinion peace laying out where LFC are with 10 days left in the transfer window.
- A transfer account takes a quote out of context, reporting it as fact.
- People freak out
🚨🚨| JUST IN: As things stand, Mohamed Salah is set to LEAVE Liverpool on a free transfer at the end of the season.
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@IanDoyleSport
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I think the Sounders should just have me do the post match media availability because I feel like I put out a bunch of bad vibes for this game because I didn’t want next weekend’s match rescheduled.
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I feel like you should pick a different sale price than this. Add or subtract just one cent
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Hold my calls.
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@waltersmythe
He’s definitely switched a lot of things this year and last year, including in how they played tonight. If you can’t see that, that’s entirely on you.
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Think it's kinda silly to be like this. Being with people you love for special occasions supersedes anything sports related.
But also, we don't really like in a binary world anymore. Stream stuff on your phone. Have a TV on at the venue. Create memories that way!
The Knot reports that Saturday, October 12th is one of the five MOST POPULAR wedding dates in 2024.
Could NOT be me.
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Is now a bad time to mention I don’t want the Sounders game in Minnesota next week to be rescheduled?
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I think the Champions League changes are fun, with the exception of two added games. Sorry if this offends anyone who learns about them tomorrow.
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Goodison boos on Matchday 1. What a blessing that football club is for all of us.
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My screenshot doing numbers for Sam 🥲
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The king of the hill episode where they do an archeology in his yard. Very good episode
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I'm really glad Phil Neville clarified the 9 month time frame here, given all of the injustices that have happened in Portland *before* he was manager...
UPDATE: Felipe Mora is handed a TWO game suspension by MLS. There will now be a hearing tomorrow.
Neville said he is “80-90% sure Mora will be available for the weekend.”
“If there is a 2 game ban, that will be one of the biggest injustices since I’ve been Timbers manager.”
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Liverpool signed the power of friendship this summer and people still complain about transfers.
Liverpool had a new coffee bar built inside the players' entrance at the AXA this summer to encourage them to relax and socialise together outside of training.
Mo Salah is one of the regulars. Happy and relaxed, he's been massive for Slot so far.
#LFC
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One of my most cherished moments in my life is watching the Sounders win the Supporters Shield in 2014 on the day of my wedding with my groomsmen. 45 minutes later I got married!
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Have recently started taking fish oil. I think it’s helping. Helping what? I’m not sure. But it’s helping.
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I can't believe Liverpool signed an Italian to spite me. I'm still reeling over Alberto Aquilani.
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It would please me if Liverpool won Arne Slot’s first game in charge at Anfield.
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Do you think Anthony Taylor’s family gets a suite for games at Old Trafford? Discounted price, perhaps?
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I cook-a-da steak! Pan sauce! Maple glazed carrots! Mashed potatoes!
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Some pretty weird tweets out there today. I know most days are weird, but for some reason today has a higher level.
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Fulham's squad really is like a "Remembering Some Guys" All-Star squad huh
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For about a month now I’ve been having a salt + electrolyte powder in a cup of water when I make up. Very annoyed at how easy it is to feel better.
Have recently started taking fish oil. I think it’s helping. Helping what? I’m not sure. But it’s helping.
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Who is responsible for making all of these overalls in college colors
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Have you guys had the new Costco food court cookies yet? Pretty good
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@normcharlatan
I need the opposite...multiple friends coming into town and I've bought group tickets...
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Don't like this map. Very unsettling to see this.
50+ million people within 8 hours drive of each other and there's dozens of different governing bodies. Incredibly stupid way of organizing a modern country.
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