Dylan
@notnotdylm
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Real Hooper, ball knower, Ishtar stan
Austin, TX
Joined July 2023
last night, the bartender told me I didn't need to be carded because I had a death cab for cutie shirt on.
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let me introduce you to a little thing called your local art house theater.
Theaters should be playing old movies constantly, regardless of some anniversary. A man like me would be pulling up to a Monday showing of Collateral at 12:30pm if given the opportunity. Need more big screen experiences.
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that's cool and all, but I am baffled by this assertion that Mr Brightside isn't also absurdly popular in the US.
Just copying in my theory of why Mr. Brightside is more popular in the UK than America from a group chat
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it's insanely funny that this came out like a few years after the last Austin Powers, Luda just did it as a big fan.
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It's probably the modern rock song I've heard the most in public in America over the last 20 years, save for like seven nation army.
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I really do think Brits are unaware of how close college sports fandom is to their own fandom.
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people are like oooh we're so old now bc of this, when the lesson here should be that some 20 year old should pretend to know what the oc is so he can sneak into bars.
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they even sing it at Alabama games now! What's more American than a song that gets adopted by Alabama football.
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YOU FORGOT THE FUNNY.
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this video hitting the tl was the last time I felt truly alive.
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buddy I make sandwiches for a living.
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I had told my mom about "it's Joever" the other day, and she just tried remembering it and said "he's going to Jexit".
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@Srirachachau starting to think it's bad for a major party to exclusively court the most insane voters.
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I would simply avoid posting like this if I had multiple posts about how they should invent smell-o-vison for pictures of Taylor Swift.
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squeezed directly from Donald Duck.
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@_Godotto they definitely weren't as big here as they were in the UK, and yet they were still on constant rotation on my local rock station growing up. Hell they still probably are.
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watching Twin Peaks: The Return episode 8 as it aired is probably the one of the greatest "oh my god what is happening" experiences ever.
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@coopercooperco I love that the plan is just make Canada, a country bigger than America, a whole state. Not even like let's make Alberta and Ontario or whatever states. Just one bigass state.
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It has a $2 mil budget lol.
Steven Soderbergh’s “Presence” stumbled with $3.4 million in its first weekend of release. Lucy Liu and Chris Sullivan star in the ghost thriller told from the perspective of the supernatural entity that’s haunting their new home.
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I think the "make movies shorter" crowd needs to consider that sometimes it's fine when a movie is 3 hrs plus.
Wore my “Make Movies Shorter” shirt to the longest movie of the year.
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Reading this genuinely makes me wanna kill myself.
@AOC Listen up, Morty! It's Rick here. AOC's rant about Trump? It's just noise, Morty. Trump's not seizing power, he's streamlining this mess, like I streamline adventures. Handing power to billionaires? They're like Ricks, Morty, they get things done. Constitutional crisis? That's.
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calling yourself the cine geek when you don't even know the man who runs the Victorville Film Archive.
The Baskin Robbin’s Manager from ‘ANT MAN’ returns in a new Tide Ad for ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’ featuring Captain America and Red Hulk. #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld hits Theaters February 14!
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wow are you telling me that no one actually wants to watch pickleball lmao.
Ten months after the blockbuster “$75 Million” merger between Major League Pickleball (Lebron James, Tom Brady, Anheuser-Busch) and Tom Dundon’s (Carvana, Top Golf) backed PPA Tour, the new entity (the UPA) needs an emergency bridge loan of $10mm by January 15 to meet its. .
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I apologize for not considering if you don't live somewhere with the theatrical scene that the 26th largest metro area in the United States has.
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Has never worked in a restaurant 👇.
You can make $70k a year working at Panda Express — a low stress job that requires very little education/skills. Instead of seeing that as a fantastic backup plan, low agency people are whining about the lack of prestige. They want exactly what they want handed to them on a.
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oh you just learned who Robbie Williams is because of the monkey movie? Sorry but some of us learned about him because of the Scottish man our mom dated when we were kids.
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I am in touch with where most people live, actually.
people from big cities are so out of touch with everything else it's crazy.
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holy shit being locked for so long made me forget how goddamn stupid 90% of this site is.
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it's so funny that they did a wide release for a Robbie Williams biopic in the US.
Paramount's Better Man grossed an estimated $580K on Friday (from 1,291 locations), including Thursday previews. Estimated total domestic gross stands at $683K. #BetterManMovie #BoxOffice
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Justin Baldoni's lawyers are accidently giving Ryan Reynolds an all timer PR boost.
Ryan Reynolds' 'horrifically mean' treatment of Deadpool costar T.J. Miller exposed in resurfaced viral interview amid ugly Justin Baldoni lawsuits
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Watching Blue Velvet. Frank Booth did a lot of wrong things. However, he is right about Heineken being bad.
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I do genuinely believe basketball coaches should be forced to wear suits again. They should not be as comfortable as players are.
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my great aunt jeanette passed away this afternoon. had been prepared for it in the last couple of.days, regardless I will miss her a lot. I used to always spend the summer at her place growing up, and she was just the kindest woman.
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the headline should be that it easily made back it's budget in one week!! What are we doing here lol.
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Learning so much about the girl sitting next to me's mom. Apparently all she does is smoke weed, make out with 30 years old guys, and hang out with 4 gay dudes (she has mentioned this multiple times). Seems like a cool hang imo.
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he's not wrong but also why do you care this much about America.
All American presidents are evil and if you think otherwise it’s because you have a puny brain and you think people on the television are your friends.
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old people should not be driving.
New Illinois bill aims to increase age for seniors to retake driving exam
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somehow feels underrated for a well liked Hitchcock movie starring two of the biggest stars ever.
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Guy who thinks Joe Biden watched the Joseph Gordon Levitt porno addict movie.
This is legitimately one of the shittiest movie lists I have ever seen. If I had a White House theater at my disposal, I'd at least watch something good.
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Just What I Needed is in the upper tier of songs I still get excited over even though I've heard it like 20 billion times.
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Genuinely you should lose your voting privileges if you say that.
Are Oscar voters finishing "The Brutalist"?. Some voters admit they “didn’t get to it” or “didn’t finish it,” citing its demanding runtime. It could explain why supporting actress hopeful Felicity Jones hasn’t gained more traction.
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remembering when I took a date to go see Blue Velvet and we hardly spoke after.
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@Srirachachau I think this also happens in this movie called Beavis And Butt-Head Do America, you should add it to the list.
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Barry Levinson is insanely mid and yet this is still wrong.
Weird case of the father director being less talented and interesting than the son.
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gonna be honest guys, I kind of hated this lol.
watching the Robbie Williams monkey movie.
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lmao been talking to this place and they were like do you wanna interview at 4:30? So I guess I suddenly have an interview in an hour.
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Travis no offense but this is a dogass fit. what are you thinking.
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Mariano Rivera being the sole unanimous HOF player is so insane. great player to be clear, the best to do it at his position. But there's so many better baseball players out there lmao.
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the Today show is arguably the worst show in existence, and the only time it was remotely interesting is when they decided to let her and Kathy Lee Gifford get hammered at like 10 AM every day. Replacing Kathy Lee with one of the Bush twins is an all timer fumble.
Hoda Kotb to Exit NBC's 'Today' at End of 2024
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somehow feels like we're gonna be in the immediately after 9/11 period of the Bush administration in a couple of days, but the 9/11 equivalent is a bunch of wannabe Hitlers being told it's bad to be prejudiced.
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they want to do an in-person interview on Tuesday.
did a phone interview. went well, I think they like me. More importantly, it's better than making sandwiches.
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lmao man remember how good these guys used to be.
Arcade Fire perform "Rebellion (Lies)" on Later. with Jools Holland (2005)
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is it no longer enough to say something tastes like shit? do we gotta make it morally right to hate crap?.
crumbl cookie is the perfect avatar of declining empire. a century spent razing our prairies in order to inflate treats with cheap syrup, shifting the overton window of indulgence. it’s accumulated to this moment of lacanian jouissance: a 1000 calorie cookie that tastes like shit.
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It's so wild that my taste pretty much overlaps with these guys and yet I never wanna hear them talk music.
arguably the first record to fully not be any type of boring.
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genuinely if you misinterpret their stuff you are dumb as rocks.
Rage Against The Machine is a bad band for many reasons but chief among them is that if your message is misinterpreted quite so often maybe that's because you expressed it really ineptly.
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wildest thing about every RW grifter getting mad about how wokeness ruined LAFD or whatever is it seems like the fire dept is doing a pretty damn good job all things considered??.
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genuinely wild that he was still calling games this past season.
We are heartbroken to announce that Brewers icon & Baseball Hall of Famer Bob Uecker passed away today at the age of 90
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Learning to always trust my own instincts when I think someone is incredibly annoying.
Stealing others Womens nude photographs to sell will actually make you the worse person! Hope this helps ❤️.
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Long Covid guys think everything is long Covid.
“Chappell Roan reveals she has long Covid.”.
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I don't think you can recreate the OJ phenomenon today honestly.
i don’t think people are ready how massive this is going to be, probably going to be OJ levels, possibly more.
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Tom Brady: if you're a commanders fan, the last thing you wanna see is a fumble.
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"he prefers the company of men"."Well who doesn't".
I thought John Waters wasn’t gay for a while because it seemed a little too on the nose.
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got another interview right now. would like this one to go well tbh.
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New Yorkers are so self obsessed that they're downplaying the Rob Ford saga, which was one of the funniest things to ever happen to a mayor.
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wild to fuck up any goodwill you might have from the reunion this badly lol.
Cedric Bixler-Zavala of @themarsvolta calls out new @linkinpark singer Emily Armstrong (also of @deadsara) for her support of Danny Masterson during his rape trial and her links to Scientology
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