The 25th annual Woodstock Film Festival program is available now. I had a blast copy editing the program & website/Eventive festival copy.
I’m so excited for the amazing lineup. Tickets & passes are now on sale:
@DanWilbur
It's PARKS & REC but it's about a rich family who loses everything in a ponzi scheme and has to move into the only rundown motel in the small town of Fock Stream that they own.
@sullivan_ballou
Not even a deadly airborne virus that's killed over 1M can stop American capitalism.
Our current leaders only pretend to care without action, offering prayers & talking about God, waxing on about a bigoted mythology, rather than enacting gun control NOW; & ending the pandemic.
@kibblesmith
Also lots of religious iconography so they can learn about our misogynistic society that protects serial sexual abusers while preaching a cultish mythology where no matter what you do you can be forgiven so you really don't need any type of morality.
@JoelFarran
@harikunzru
The billionaires making their wealth off of deaths and the pandemic won't stomach universal healthcare. It won't happen until we rise up.
@ihatejoelkim
2024: Natalie Portman
2025: Emma Stone
2025: Zazie Beetz
2026: Margot Robbie
2027: Sydney Sweeney
2028: Ayo Edebiri
2029: Mia Goth
2030: Margaret Qualley
@danceyrselfdean
I hate how before you could easily push the gif button in images to see gifs and now you have to pull down a whole another menu and go to type and choose gifs. That literally changed like about a week ago.
Why do tech companies constantly make things worse?
@David97504
@elizaorlins
There was literally only one good cop... EVER. And that hippy got shot in the face, set up by cops, & left the force after doing some good, coming forward informing on the corruption which started a commission that eventually led to Internal Affairs.
@wtflanksteak
I was at contract level of signing one level of duplex house and while the ad advertised W/D, the lease agreement said I'd be responsible for maintenance of W/D - WTF?!?
Part of renting is you don't have to maintain appliances. If you advertise a W/D, owner maintains.
@isaacfeldberg
"You later meet other beekeepers, and none of them are like this."
Yeah because there's only one beekeeper Statham! He out beekeeps all the other beekeepers.
@isaacfeldberg
If this is real or not blown out of proportion, & production was shut down for 4 days, or really any amount of time, let's get some perspective. Sharon Stone said she was basically labeled as difficult because she refused to sleep with a male lead when asked by the producer.
@realJackEason
@FilmMomatic
How'd he catch up to the bike so quick? I know he missed it but he was pretty far behind to be that close with his hand. He clearly didn't use his Highlander powers.
@rmayemsinger
BEALE won Best Supp Actress, but Annapurna completely dropped the ball on release, releasing it on Christmas Day w/ VICE & DESTROYER, the wrong release date for any of those films-although the worst made the most. Should have won Best Pic and a larger audience. Beautiful film!
@Seinpeaks
New Nathan Fielder series where he infiltrates juries, convinces them all to vote one way, and then at the end, "just kidding, he's guilty."
@zachheltzel
And sound on all the streamers is absolute garbage as there is no standard even on the same streamer so every film and series is at a different volumr level, many times with poor sound mixing of dialogue to SFX and music, so even a sound bar can't fix it.
@srin_writer
@Todd_Spence
AUSTIN POWERS too. Became a hit on DVD then THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME made more on opening weekend then the first one did during it's entire theatrical run.
@shawnwines
@t_ruggeri
What if every city has this place to check out movies, music, books & even video games for free? And you could order them from any location in your state & have it sent to your local branch. We could call them libraries. They could have digital versions too on Hoopla & Kanopy.
@CraigBaird
We need a spin-off mash up season where Dave Foley's character from FARGO battles Mark Hamill's character from THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER.
@nodrectionhome
And the even more darkly comedic bit is that role is played by Dean Cain & that's basically his politics.
"he endorsed & voted for Trump...he is "very leftist" on social issues, citing his support of marijuana legalization & conservative on economic and foreign policy issues."
@NicholasBritell
SUCCESSION is one of the few shows where I always watch the opening credits instead of skipping it. A big part of that is due to the score. The score really makes the show! Sometimes I hum it in my everyday life.
@BrianDuffield
Hilarious Razzies nominated Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey but just completely ignore the right wing films so they get no publicity whatsoever - no Lady Ballers, and no My Son Hunter last year. It's as if they don't exist.
@bigu
@DanWilbur
There are three characters named Chris & everyone is always confusing the three, even amongst themselves. They all play in a band named CatTiger except they're always changing the name. They get famous coming up with a eulogy song when the town's mascot little Alpaca passes.
@rmayemsinger
Once again Annapurna botched the release of this dark take with a fantastic performance by Kidman and a bank robbery scene that rivals HEAT. DESTROYER is not a Christmas film, and feel it could have found a better following released earlier during awards season.
@realJaredGilman
So many options:
From the scissored mind of Tim Burton.
From the dark shadowy mind of...
From the peculiar mind...
From the frankenmind...
From the sleepy mind...
From the big adventurous mind...
@quintabrunson
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY is one of the best new sitcoms I've seen in some time. So much drama:
- will Janine fix the lights or burn the school down trying?
- will Gregory confront the mother at the nail salon? I was on the edge of my seat!
- will Jacob fix that fax machine?
So good!
@arvofart
My wife says she could never watch REQUIEM FOR A DREAM again basically because it's so bleak.
I saw it twice in the theater and have revisited it several times over the years. I just love it for the pure inspired energetic filmmaking and acting!
@erikawynn
@leaveittoarron
Marie Kondo taught me to organize my sock drawer & t-shirt drawer and now I can find & enjoy my clothes much easier. And I throw out my holey socks more often because they no longer bring me joy... as well as other things around the house that aren't needed.
#MarieKondo
rocks!!!
@Leila_Latif
They should have GODFATHER II'ed it, where Anya plays Furiosa's mom in the past and we see what led to the dystopian future, coinciding with a story set in the dystopian present with Charlize, a continuation of the Furiosa story.
@Mumford_N_Puns
@bblock8
@HeavenlyGrandpa
It was a 90's show called CHOPPER. In each episode, Bruce Willis would use a different weapon to kill the bad guy & steal their motorcycle. His character Butch was known for his world class collection of choppers. In the pilot episode "The Gold Watch," Butch uses a samurai sword.
@TheEliKlein
@GovKathyHochul
This is how that sounds:
"Thanks, but these car safety mandates like seatbelts have gone on for far too long anyway. You abused your power in violation of our civil liberties and continue to.... Please remove all the car safety mandates forever — they’re outrageous."
@PrimaryCinema
They so did this film injustice. Little to no marketing or theatrical release. And it deserved much more awards attention. Can't believe they're now dumping it. Hopefully it means they sold it to someone else and it'll be on another streamer soon.
@davidcinema
SATAN'S ALLEY definitely tops my list for best film about faith & religion.
Starring 5-time Academy Award winner Kirk Lazarus and MTV Movie Award Best Kiss Winner Tobey Maguire.
Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's coveted Crying Monkey Award.
@NotamusedLady
@BreeNewsome
Why do we let doctors get away with charging when they can't diagnose and treat properly?
Imagine a Patients Bill of Rights where if you can't diagnose & treat with results, you don't get paid.