Ok twitter, here’s a completely hypothetical scenario: let’s say I wanted to take some edibles and watch a perfect film that I’ve never seen before tonight. What do I watch? (Btw if I like ur reply, it means I’ve already seen the film that you’re recommending)

RT @mparkinb: just realized how this shit would read to a non-severance fan .,plinkplink about the eeglies during the blongo

another random stupid reason i hate ai is that i can’t read the name Al without flinching a little

RT @mparkinb: my usage of stickers has gotten out of hand

concLAve (2025) dir. Michael Bay

RT @mparkinb: you guys remember watching this on saturday mornings after the jetsons? #severance

RT @mparkinb: stopping the new severance episode, going to YouTube, watching the intro, then going back and pressing play cos i miss her

RT @mparkinb: my dad was legitimately the voice of bop it extreme and he approves this message

heres hoping this happens

mitch mcconnell eating shit on the stairs like

RT @Srirachachau: Alex Winter rocks, a real one. Go watch Freaked

RT @ninaturner: It was always a genocide. It was always ethnic cleansing. It was always an occupation. All paid for by our tax dollars.…

RT @judysquirrels: and he’s right!

RT @zoerosebryant: just quite plainly one of the most revolting things i’ve ever read. i can’t wrap my head around how someone can hear thi…

RT @mparkinb: old #severance art

RT @firagawalkwthme:

pretty conceivable thing to say

@bennoclassico i was doing a different, albeit more stupid bit

that chalkboard looks real stretched tho

did they accidentally photoshop this guy’s index finger or something?