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I'm curator/cofounder of @newnextfilmfest and co-own BMore video store Beyond Video ( @BeyondVideo_ )—but these are mostly movie memes. IG: ericallenhatchtaketwo

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Every casualty in Gaza is because of Hamas. Not Israel.
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The end of the new A24 film just dropped
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March 1 / April 1
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IT’S A BOY!!!!
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"No, no. The Rise of Gru is a movie a lot of couples go to."
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RT if it feels good
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Martin Scorsese watching a Marvel movie
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the ultimate sign we have fucked up as a society: David Lynch having to make an explicit political statement
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Meet the cryptocurrency entrepreneur interested in 16-year-olds
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tfw you're worried about this year's tomato crop
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Meanwhile, Israel is suffering a national tomato shortage caused by this war Hamas started.
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ANNIHILATION (2018):
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"I'm Werner Herzog, and welcome to Jackass"
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Want to feel old? This is Rosemary's baby today
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When your home planet exploded a few hours ago but a man you just met is feeling sad about his martial-arts mentor
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These streaming services are getting out of hand
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on the off chance no one beat me to this one…
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I know this is a hot take but at what point do we declare Jordan Peele the best horror director of all time? Can you think of another horror director that had 3 great films, let alone 3 in a row? I can't.
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RT to spice up a timeline
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The Call Me By Your Name sequel is moving forward again, with one major casting change
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┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| corporations have ┻┳| co-opted residual ┳┻| memories of a long- ┻┳| gone era when comic ┳┻| fandom was a bullied ┻┳| niche hobby to position ┳┻| _ fascistic brand ┻┳| *.*) loyalty as cultural ┳┻|⊂ノ subversion ┻┳|
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Wanna feel old? This is Tom from Myspace now
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browsing at a video store vs browsing on a streaming service
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bae: come over me: can't, internalizing pain bae: adolescent traumas reverberate throughout adulthood until confronted and addressed me:
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RT if you agree
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this pic of trump reminds me of freezing VHS tapes of low-budget 80s action movies right before the villain gets blown up, trying to catch the frame in which the actor was replaced by a mannequin
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RFK Jr coming home after dropping that bear carcass in Central Park
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Christopher Nolan: what if a man cant remember some things Wes Anderson: what if all things matchy-matchy David Lynch: what if creamed corn were the embodiment of an unspeakable truth about the cyclical nature of trauma as it echoes horrifically across each dimension we inhabit
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What’s your dream director-actor pairing?
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By the time you’re 35 you should be making monthly payments to 17 different streaming services that together almost offer a film library comparable to a brick-and-mortar video store
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Christopher Nolan: Batman learns karate Todd Phillips: Joker tries stand-up David Lynch: Ceiling fans absorb and store the accumulated traumas of American family homes, periodically stirring them—but never releasing them—through the insistent rotations of their unfeeling blades
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found her
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s 19-year-old girlfriend, who is 49,
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want to feel old? This is the plastic bag from American Beauty today
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RT to never forget
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Mulholland Drive in 1.5 seconds
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Putting my differences with Marvel aside to proudly announce that I too am looking for an Alison Brie-type
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MCU - The Direct
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RUMOR: @MarvelStudios is reportedly searching for an “Alison Brie-type” actress to cast as the MCU's #SheHulk !
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what a precocious little girl!
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she's a 10 but 01 ɐ s,ǝɥs
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"This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within." ... "Oh, okay."
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Everyone on earth with a roommate rn
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[James Spader and Holly Hunter walk past the collision site, utterly unaroused]
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I want to propose making this the new Twitter app logo.
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"No, no, Barbie is a movie a lot of couples go to"
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Your First Look at the U.S. Remake of TITANE
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RT to save a life
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three very moving comments on a YouTube upload of a Brian Eno ambient album
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He Don’t Quit! Pete Davidson Now Romantically Linked to the Possibly Metaphorical Spider Creeping Across the Toronto Skyline in Denis Villeneuve’s Enemy
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no one: Roland Emmerich:
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I have watched many thousands of movies in my days on earth, and this might be the most surprising music cue I have ever encountered
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David Lynch watching the new Dune
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Interviewer: What animal would you wanna be? 😜 Andrei Tarkovsky: I have a dog named Dark, bearing a human soul, that no longer respects me
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hey girl, long time no see. you divorced yet? ha ha no worries if not
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bae: come over me: cant tethered bae: when a nation built on genocide refuses to face its atrocities, a transference of trauma across generations creates a surface self enjoying the material fruits of manifest destiny and a buried self muted by a singularly violent society me:
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Parasite director Bong Joon Ho’s message to movie viewers in the U.S. who aren’t willing to watch films with subtitles
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Are you: ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ bi 🔘 a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life?
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Not sure I can get down with Jurassic World 3. To suspend my disbelief that they'd build yet another dinosaur theme park, I'd have to think that embedded at the very core of capitalism resides a craven blindness to history's lessons driven by a depraved valuing of money over life
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he simply doesn’t have time for confrontations in the morning!
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Orson Welles looking like it’s 1993 and he just quit the Pixies
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Never not thinking about Orson dropping this look in 1950
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What do single men do on Sundays?
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she's a 10 but you've irreparably poisoned the only pure love you'll ever experience with petty jealousies and paranoid recriminations drawn from an overpowering belief located deep inside yourself that you never were and never will be deserving of a 10
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EXCLUSIVE: Chick-Fil-A is moving aggressively into the entertainment space with plans to launch a slate of originals for its own streaming platform
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not being fond of me lobster 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩
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┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓┏━━┓ ┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃┗━┓┃┃┏┓┃ ┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃ Go see movies that Disney had nothing to do with ┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃┃┏━┛┃┃┃┃ ┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃┃┗━┓┃┗┛┃ ┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛┗━━┛
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Democracy is on the ballot this November! (these are your choices)
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I am ⚪️ gay ⚪️ straight ⚪️ bi 🔘 simply unable to start the day with confrontations
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Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social
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This happened just 36 days ago #NeverForget
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if David Lynch had directed HEAT
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Uncle Benoit Who Can Recall His Past Knives
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Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery
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Alright we need title suggestions for the sequel! Drop em! 👇
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HEREDITARY (2018) | Director of Photography: Pawel Pogorzelski | Director: Ari Aster | #OnePerfectShot
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Cleaning up after another Trump rally like
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This is the water, and this is the well. Drink full, and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and dark within.
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When you are a tenured professor of archeology at a liberal arts college in Connecticut
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he's a 10 but he believes David Lynch ruined his life
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"They weren't the tallest buildings in the world, though. That would be the Burj Khalifa in Dubai."
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(・_・)っHeineken? (っ / Lノ┘   ∧___∧ ⊂(・_・ ) fuck that shit  ヽ ⊂二/  (⌒) / /     \P A B S T |  ●   ● | B L U E \  __ / R I B B O N
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RT to bless a wickie's timeline
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everyone who's ever DJ'd a wedding knows this voice. It's the voice of the drunk bridesmaid who's angry at you for not playing "Uptown Funk" while you are currently playing "Uptown Funk"
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“He'd kill us if he had the chance.”
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before and after logging in
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watching Dune the way Denis Villeneuve intended
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Zach Snyder: What if actors did comic books Quentin Tarantino: What if existing movies got supercut David Lynch: What if energies of another idealized iteration of you oozed through an interdimensional portal behind a diner's dumpster, magnifying this life's failures and trauma
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Roses are red, I'm a bit of a birder
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The film Yesterday, only there's just one man in the world who remembers Pier Paolo Pasolini's final film "Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom," and that man is Ron Howard
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Idea: a movie theater, but owned by people who like movies
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Found this embarrassing old photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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[Martin Scorsese at the theater watching Ant-Man and The Wasp, nudging his date and pointing at the screen when Ant-Man and The Wasp first appear] That’s not cinema
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Why aren’t millennials traversing the brutal heat of the blistering West Texas desert, alone and on foot, in stunned silence from the shattering knowledge that they’ve irrevocably squandered their only shot at true love?
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Can’t wait til it’s safe to go on dates again
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire Walk with Me
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Find a man who looks at you like Harry Dean Stanton looks at the vast desert expanse separating him from the love he never felt he deserved
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THE PHANTOM THREAD (2017) | Director of Photography: Paul Thomas Anderson | Director: Paul Thomas Anderson | #OnePerfectShot
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one taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
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