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@Kali_de_Armas

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When you see me again, it won't be me.

Alone with the masses, waiting
Joined June 2016
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@Kali_de_Armas
Kali
13 days
New video! ๐Ÿฅณ Come listen to me ramble about One Piece, erotic art, and why we should let artists be perverts for 32 straight minutes! โค๏ธ "Why Do The Women In One Piece Look Like That?"
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@Kali_de_Armas
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2 hours
the lines themselves are batshit, but i promise you can not imagine how bonkers the actual line deliveries are in these John Waters movies if you haven't seen them
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@Kali_de_Armas
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2 hours
*to the tune of John Lennon's "Jealous Guy"* i'm just a stupid guy
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@Kali_de_Armas
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5 hours
Female Trouble (1974)
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Female Trouble (1974)
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@Kali_de_Armas
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8 hours
๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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@Kali_de_Armas
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8 hours
@number1pxe when did you become so real???
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@Kali_de_Armas
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@number1pxe ๐Ÿฅต
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@Kali_de_Armas
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11 hours
honestly, my account only still exists because i had an unhealthy obsession with a certain cover lol
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@Kali_de_Armas
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11 hours
@Squarehead3331 honestly, the *problems* with TDKR (and, to a lesser extent, YO) are all in the writing. Once you start to dig into the script, it becomes politically and thematically repugnant. But that top-level view, ignoring the themes, etc, is incredible.
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@Kali_de_Armas
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12 hours
@Squarehead3331 i agree; it's a false dichotomy because hype moments can BE good writing, and honestly, for me, hype moments only work when the writing leading up to them is good. But also... shit like JJK or most event comics is literally just hype moments with nothing else going on lol
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@Kali_de_Armas
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12 hours
@jkultra23 fascist film fr, real disgusting nazi shit
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@Kali_de_Armas
Kali
12 hours
bro ain't got no nuts
@The_Coop
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3 days
Iโ€™ve been married for 16 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I havenโ€™t had crunchy peanut butter in 16 years.
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@Kali_de_Armas
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14 hours
flesh-eating gotta be one of the worst types of bacteria to get
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@Kali_de_Armas
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14 hours
@tsbkii_289 Yoru could fix me for sure ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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@Kali_de_Armas
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24 hours
she just sent me that "i don't think we should see each other again" text. how tf were you willing to date me but won't be my friend? i will never understand people. don't kno why i even try.
@Kali_de_Armas
Kali
1 day
told this woman ON THE APP that i was looking for friends first, told her the FIRST TIME we hung out that i wanted to be friends and then let things happen if they do, so tell me why the THIRD TIME i see her she's asking why i haven't made a move yet ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ leave me alone!!!!!!!!
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