The Coop
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Husband | Father | Cotton-headed Ninnymuggins | Whimsical yet Relevant | #Coopliments | F⁴ | 33-years in FF | #SFB11 • #SFB12 • #SFB13 • #SFB14 | #BuyTheNumbers
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With pick 1.08 in the DeLorean division of
#SFB14
,
#Coopliments
select QB Anthony Dashawn Richardson Sr!
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I’ve been married for 15 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes creamy. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 15 years.
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There’s a colorblind manager in my league. I’m going to offer him AJ Green for AJ Brown just to see what happens.
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The Ravens made Joe Flacco the highest paid player in the NFL. Twice. It’s laughable to think they shouldn’t do the same for Lamar Jackson.
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My top 2 RBs (Taylor/Swift) look to be out this week. I’m just going to have to shake it off.
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I’ve been married for 13 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 13 years.
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Is there a feeling worse than offering a fantasy football trade and having it accepted immediately?
I spend hours crafting the perfect offer, but an insta-accept makes me question every decision I’ve ever made, especially that trade offer.
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Is there a feeling worse than offering a fantasy football trade and having it accepted immediately?
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Re Henry trade
It’s never the team you most suspect so it can’t be the Ravens. It’s also never the team you least suspect, since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most, so it’s not the 49ers. Therefore, I know the team to be the Pats, the one I most medium suspect.
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Tell me your age without telling me your age. I’m “buy 10 CDs for a penny through Columbia House” years old.
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Re: Deebo
It’s never the team you most suspect so it can’t be the Jets. It’s also never the team you least suspect, since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most, so it’s not the Steelers. Therefore, I know the team to be the Eagles, the team I most medium suspect.
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With Rashee Rice seemingly wearing out his welcome in Kansas City, it’s a good thing the Chiefs drafted Xavier Worthy, and signed free agents Marquise Brown and Hollywood Brown.
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Re: Urban Meyer
When a 5-year old drives a car into a tree, you don’t blame the 5-year old. You blame the 27-year old franchise who gave him the keys.
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@Travjen72Travis
Us too, but I just wanted to create a joke. I got like three laughs so I take that as a win. 😁
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Is there a feeling worse than offering a fantasy football trade and having it accepted immediately?
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I have a sneaky suspicion Baltimore will have wished they paid Lamar Jackson today instead of next offseason.
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Way too early
#BuyTheNumbers
2024 WR Rankings (ppr):
1 Ja’Marr Chase
2 Amari Cooper
3 Tank Dell
4 Rondale Moore
5 Garrett Wilson
6 DeVonta Smith
7 Zay Jones
8 Elijah Moore
9 Jameson Williams
10 DeAndre Hopkins
11 Michael Pittman Jr
12 Nico Collins
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@andyholloway
Or you can pay them, then sell the contract to Bill O’Brien for his best player.
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Re: NFL rookie WRs
Drake London has the best chance to be a WR1.
Velus Jones Jr. has the best chance to have fought in WW1.
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@sir_benedictx
What the colorblind lack in sense of sight, they make up for in sense of humor.
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Yikes, Corley looks much slower on film than what I would have suspected.
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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@InternetH0F
They fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is “don’t get into a twitter war with Wendy’s social media team.”
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Thank you,
@ScottFish24
and everyone involved in
#SFB14
! I will be taking my “talents” all the way back… Back to the Future! DeLorean Division here I come!
Work hard.
Be a good person.
Everything else will follow.
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For all those in the fantasy football community:
Do: Mock draft
Don’t: Mock others
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It’s official! We’ve crossed all the t’s and the dotted all the lower case j’s! We are homeowners!
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If I’ve learned two things from Twitter, they are humor is not for everyone and peanut butter is a touchy subject.
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If anyone has an extra prayer they’re not using, please consider sending it up for my mom. Thanks in advance. Love you all. ❤️
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I hesitate to post this, in case there was some sort of mix up, but... I’m extremely honored and humbled to be a part of
#SFB11
! The work
@ScottFish24
and
@RyanMc23
continue to do for communities all over in the name of fantasy football is nothing short of incredible!
#FFCharity
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This is my best prediction since calling the Stafford/Goff trade. 🤷🏻♂️
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Is this a bad time to mention we should get rid of kickers from fantasy football? 😬
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True story: I won a fantasy championship on a stat correction followed by a 2nd tie breaker. I then named my two daughters after the wide receiver who got the extra catch for 4 yards which gave me the victory.
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This grateful
#Coopliment
goes out to
@ScottFish24
,
@RyanMc23
, and the whole
#SFB13
crew! The impact you all have had on the community I love so much is not lost on me! ❤️
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Happy to be able to add
#SFB12
to my Twitter profile!
@ScottFish24
and
@RyanMc23
and elite examples of how to live in the community through love, encouragement, and charity! Very special thanks to
@FFChipSeeker_3
,
@lukesawhook
, and
@DMendy0
, for their gracious nominations! ❤️
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Guys, don’t ask me about my 2021 fantasy football results; it is definitely a HIPPA violation.
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@DaveKluge
He’d be even higher if (most) leagues credited him the extra 60 yards on his first TD.
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I’m still blown away I got the
#SFB14
invite during the first wave! I believe in my heart that it was because of folks like
@4WhomJBellTolls
and
@raaaaaaaaandy
. Thank you both for your kindness and friendship. ❤️
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There’s an Eagles fan who’s colorblind in my league. I’m going to tell him it was AJ Brown not AJ Green who retired, just to see what happens.
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“If you can’t take me at my 2 for 10, you don’t deserve me at my 8 for 113 and 1.” -Mike Williams, probably
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All I want for my birthday is a healthy
@MikeTagliereNFL
. He means so much to this community and my prayers are with him and those that are near and dear to him. Please pray and send out whatever positive vibes you can. ❤️
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Marquise Brown will be 83 spots higher than CeeDee Lamb in my 2022 redraft rankings. I will not be taking any questions at this time. Are there any questions?
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It’s not every day I get published on Matthew Berry’s
@MBFantasyLife
newsletter, but it is this day! Thanks to everyone who tolerates my shenanigans and special thanks to
@cooterdoodle
who has been a support since the CKC!
PS: I love you even if you are colorblind. ❤️
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Kenneth Walker III is looking so good, the Jaguars are going to select him with their first round pick.
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This seems like an appropriate day to post this, just in case any of my newer followers don’t know where I stand. ❤️
I hope I’ve represented myself well as someone who loves you for you! I’ll point to the scripture verse in my profile... They will know us not by our wealth, our knowledge, or even our actions; they will know us by our love for one another. Love one another. No matter what.
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I miss my friends Jenny, Kevin, Pete, Andre, Ruxin, Rafi, Shivakamini, Mr. McGiblets, Carmenjello, and Taco.
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People are freaking out about the Falcons first round pick, but I don’t see what the fuss is all about. I’ve been playing in Superflex leagues for years.
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Krystal and I have officially made it to our 13th year of marriage! There is no one I’d rather experience this adventure of life with than my heart, my soul, my wife. ❤️
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When someone accepts a trade too quickly, I start questioning all decisions I’ve made in life leading up to and including that trade offer. Anyone with me? 🤔
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“Maybe God took Mike so we could hear his story. So we can be better, do better, and change the world.” -Nick Tagliere
Rest in peace,
@MikeTagliereNFL
. Your life has inspired me, and your legacy lives on through your family and friends.
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AP = Associated Press
ADP = Average Draft Position
AD = Adrian Peterson
fwiw
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My leaguemate was winning by 3.9 points going into MNF in his matchup. He was nervous about his only Team Defense (Arizona) tanking, so he benched them… pics below.
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When someone accepts a trade too quickly, I start questioning all decisions I’ve made in life leading up to and including that trade offer. Anyone with me? 🤔
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If I could choose to have dinner with any person alive or dead, I’d probably choose alive.
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Re: OBJ
It’s never the team you most suspect so it can’t be the Lions. It’s also never the team you least suspect, since anyone with half a brain would suspect them the most, so it’s not the Giants. Therefore, I know the team to be the Eagles, the team I most medium suspect.
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#SFB13
Finals! Remember to love each other and accept the love given to you!
@ScottFish24
, thank you for being a great example of this!
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@OutofPoSports
As a kid, I saw Joe Pesci in an airport and recognized him from Home Alone. I went up and asked for his autograph. “Who’s your favorite actor?” he said. “You are, Mr. Pesci” I replied. “That’s the right answer, kid” then pulled out a $100 bill, handed it to me, and walked away.
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I’m only a shade over 1,900 followers, but I’d like to help people get to some milestone numbers! Be it 100 or 100K! Comment if you are close to one and I’ll do my best to help you get there! ❤️
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@patrickpucci2
@OddSmokerSteve
Quite possibly the most underrated head coach in NFL history. Travesty that he got fired the season after leading a 14-2 campaign. Rest in peace, Marty.
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Forty two and a half years on this planet, and I can finally spell restaraunt without having to google it first.
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Some spicy redraft QB rankings (using my classic method):
1: Kyler Murray
2: Matt Ryan
3: Russell Wilson
4. Derek Carr
5: Trey Lance
6: Baker Mayfield
7: Ben Roethlisberger
8: Lamar Jackson
9: Matthew Stafford
10: Jimmy Garoppolo
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The fact that Bob Harris, Darrynton Evans, Sigmund Bloom, and Nate Burleson follow me is mindblowing. I mean even 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 never heard of me.
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Mt. Rushmore of rewatchable comedies for me: Wayne’s World, Spaceballs: the Movie, Mean Girls, Superbad.
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The Colts/Texans game had the longest combined necks from the quarterback position in NFL history.
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Some of you drafted Tom Brady in a startup dynasty draft hoping for one more season. It’s me. I’m some of you. For those scoring at home, since I drafted him:
Games played: 0
Retirements: 2
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“You play to preserve the team’s financial flexibility for the offseason.” -Coach Herman Edwards, unless I’m misremembering
Sources: The
#Broncos
are strongly considering having QB Russell Wilson sit for the final two games, preserving financial flexibility for the offseason.
Wilson has $37M in 2025 salary that vests in March of 2024, and if he suffered a serious injury, it would complicate matters.
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Kept myself from crying in this one (barely). I love each and every one of you! ❤️
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I post this not to brag, but to encourage anyone who is looking to make connections and create relationships on Twitter. I have made life-long friendships and hopefully blessed others as they’ve blessed me! ❤️
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Is Joe Mixon going to have the largest drop in fantasy points from one week to the next in NFL history? My gut says yes.
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No context, no explanation, post a favorite villain…
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