Mel Kiper analyzing 7th round picks - “Here’s a D3 OL at Pick 242 and he’s a grinder, can do it all but has short arms, overall really sneaky pick”
Stephen A Smith analyzing 1st round picks - “I’ve never heard of this man in my life”
Next year I’m trying a new draft strategy
Zero-shitty players
It’s where I just draft good players instead of drafting bad ones and I think this could really help my teams
I need Keenan Allen to score at least 27.3 points today to win a matchup but also less than 27.5 to not lose another matchup
Really gotta thread the needle tonight
The 2022 QB class is hilarious
Kenny Pickett - Ass
Desmond Ridder - Super Ass
Malik Willis - Fast but Ass
Matt Corral - who cares
Bailey Zappe - At least he’s not Mac Jones
Sam Howell - Empty Stats + Ass
Chris Oladokun - Who?
Skylar Thompson - No
Brock Purdy - Very Good
I love that every single QB that got an elite weapon took a massive step forward this year
Except Derek Carr…not even arguably the best WR in football could save him
Rostering Kyle Pitts is fun because I’m never gonna sit him so every time he busts all I have to say is “I mean it’s Kyle Pitts I can’t sit him”
And then it’s no longer my fault my team keeps losing
In one of my leagues the top seed in the playoffs gets to the pick their opponent for round 1 of the playoffs
The
#1
seed picked the team that just happened to be starting the Raiders defense
The Panthers drafted Bryce Young over CJ Stroud
Traded away their only good WR
And gave away the 2024 1st overall picks + other picks
That has to be the worst offseason in NFL history
Sources: The
#Broncos
are in the process of trading star WR Jerry Jeudy to the
#Browns
, as Denver tries to stockpile draft picks & Cleveland adds a weapon.
Jeudy’s agent
@ChrisCabott
of
@EquitySports
worked behind the scenes to make this happen, landing Jeudy in a great place.
Justin Fields becoming a backup QB this year is hands down the funniest outcome
Half the Bears fanbase pounding the table to pass on Caleb Williams while 31 other teams look at Fields and say “ew no” is hilarious
The Buffalo Bills drafting James Cook in the 2nd round just so they could finally feature Devin Singletary is one of the more confusing storylines this year
If the Bears trade back and draft MHJ to build and elite WR of room of
- DJ Moore
- Keenan Allen
- Marvin Harrison Jr
It’ll be super fun until it’s week 10 and Fields is on pace for like 3000 passing yards
My ex-girlfriend from highschool just had a baby
When we dated in highschool she helped me name our family’s new dog
She then gave her baby the same exact name today
Fantasy football in a nutshell
1. I drop Greg Dulcich
2. I add/stream Foster Moreau
3. Greg Dulcich scores career high 14.5 PPG
4. Foster Moreau enters concussion protocol in the 1Q with 0.0 points
He’s played in a total of 62 games
That means his defense has allowed 28+ points in 34 games
That’s ~55% of the time his defense has been absolute shit
Finally got rid of JT ✌️
Traded away: Fields (I have Lamar) and JT
Received: Dameon Pierce
On paper I definitely could lose this deal value wise
But getting some stable production from Pierce is going to be HUGE for my team