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@maiamindel You would think this applies here but it genuinely doesnt. Shit just used to not be made with the explicit purpose of breaking down in 5 years to get you to buy another. Now it is.
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@MildCuthbert @baradhili Im losing my mind for you that so many people missed the literal 6 first words of the tweet.
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@shaunasforestbb @callmecapybara If he cooked he cooked. It was a role in an incredibly feminist movie, if that is rewarded it means his performance and what it stood for resonated with critics. If margot performed worse than he did then she wont receive a nom.
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@fieryscal @PrivateGordon_ so? if a black dude wants to call a white dude nigga,who does it hurt? its like white dudes calling others bro.
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Dont shoot me for this but i feel like Kendrick is kinda in the wrong here, if hes rly ur idol and you were hurt by him doing this bitch shit with the SB wouldnt you want to get on that call and clear it up? He knew that if he didnt pick up it would lead to more feuds.
Lil Wayne has reportedly recorded a response for Kendrick Lamar 👀. He allegedly tried calling Kendrick after 'GNX' dropped, but he never responded.
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@VirginiaIsWithU @souljagoytellem "yeah he has good takes, just dont read the things he writes".
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@DeemTheDreem If the haitians really were killing these cats. wouldn't they take them with, to eat them? Like thats the whole point of the blood libel. Why would they just leave them on the ground? BAD false flag. See me after class.
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@pissoffluvv @holy_schnitt 50 year old man marries similar age woman who hasn't had 30 facelifts more news at 5.
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@TickyTac @MPilgrim92 @gremloe So what is it, these protesters are so organized and in numbers that their blockades across the country are a major issue or are they fragmented and scattered across the wind with no clear plan so they dont matter?.
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@BodilyKeeper @Schmilly2 I guess they were just like "yeah bro Fuji has snow its a really tall fucking mountain, you want us to measure days of the year the fucking sea has water too?".
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@esjesjesj @KatWomanNYC Can we also talk about how they legit jsut dont know how to use threads? 1/1 2/2 who the fuck is managing their twitter Lmfao.
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@cowboymaxwell If you read that thread you would know shes talking about a hidden island where women scissor and pop out babies and that in the olden times all humans were female.
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@duns_sc0tus @ButtercupPB So i guess we dont need vaccines or regulations because humans existed and survived. Lets not do health inspections,how do you think taverns in 1405 operated, everyone was fine!.
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@Netherim1 Clicking on a 51 page 5 girl+ big streamer exposé only to find out 0 abuse,0 pedophilia, a little bit of freaky frog activity, and gangsta scamming OF hoes
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@luke_winkie *nardwuar voice* So, 8 days ago, you didnt wipe properly, and you streaked your undies, you havent done that since 2021, so, If i may, what was the reason?.
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@Universal_Robin A/B testing during the most important election in the history of the human species, games gone.
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@dandomando123 @SkeeterDingle Lower stakes, women are too scared to give out numbers in case the dude is a predator.
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@theactualcathal @Jtaylor0_3 Yeah, because the other dealers are selling fucking 50%, not 97%.
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@yungchomsky I'd say hes a bit better than that but a couple of posts ive seen were like "holy shit why do people keep testing this DEMON and the roast was like "deez nuts".
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@strangeharbors If dune 2 didnt have you saying holy fuck 20 times in a row idk what to say.
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@Jetskigrizzly Have you considered that thepennies are made out of material that is not very good at being handled by sweaty little kid fingers, will probably be stolen, has exchanged hands 300 times, can be thrown at people etc. etc.
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@VIVAGlRLZ She very clearly has body and face work done in these pictures as well lmfao you guys cant tell?.
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@Arnauzer @BatemanL9_ Visit family for Christmas: Queue up, mom needs help unloading groceries, decline. Queue up, dog barking at something mom asks me to check, decline. Aunts and uncles show up randomly,have to say hello, miss queue. The option is there for a reason, to check if you are ready.
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@twinkophrenia If god is good he will let me into heaven because im a good man who helped my fellow man out of my own morality, not because i went to church. If god is petty and expects you to commit my life to an uncertainty then he is not worth my worship for he is less moral than I am.
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@BurgessBoston @Leando236114179 @yxngweaveB @kamisatoswift Sounds like low libido and not asexual. The prefix a- is by definition "the complete lack of" amoral is someone who had no morals. Asymptomatic is someone who has no symptoms. If someone had just a cough, it wouldnt be "asymptomatic but with a lil cough".
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@Lotterybabylon @StyledApe You realise that eating oatmeal in the morning doesnt stop you from eating steak for lunch right?.
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@leolor222 @aglasse11 @d0unbug Well if you're gonna clown on leg presses you better have some strong legs otherwise what the fuck do you know?.
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@carebearritual @GoldyIdk__ @Octopie_2 @smkingrl Not to be insensitive but why the fuck did he make a career out of prolonged talking and singing if he has this wouldn't it be the worst thing for him to continuously strain the cords even more?.
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@TheSama69420 @oocmma Obviously if theyre both on equal skill level the big guy wins, but the point is that even if you are 6 8, a highly trained efficient fighter no matter the size will still beat you. Noone is saying weight classes are irrelevant, just pushing back on the dudebros.
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@Valleyofdeath77 @RoRogerRoger90 @blueammon @WUTangKids @stratcat944 "i egg punched you in the head as a toddler for absolutely no reason and laughed at you about it? Grow up, youll live! Hah. So sensitive this generation. " (wonders why kids never talk to them after leaving the house).
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@socialaskan The disconnect is that he wasn't like "Haha, yes! I love nuclear war" as the original tweet implies.
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@Kanai_Mamoru @EbikoVtuber I dont think the 29 layers of filters qualifies as real but what do i know.
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@Elolesio_ AH GG MAN MY UNI PROFESSOR IS CUMLOW DONKEY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM HANDLESS MOOOROOOON
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@Statikplus @maiamindel Do they? In my experience the more electronics something has the more bs thats always happening.
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@litteralyme0 When i drop a helpful tip in a 10 viewer stream where the last message was 45 mins ago and now the dude starts asking me about my life story
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@BurgessBoston @Leando236114179 @yxngweaveB @kamisatoswift Look buddy you dont need to have a "phd in human sexuality" to realise that words have meanings,if you want to call it something else have at it, i have heard demisexual is a thing, but if you are willingly having sex and enjoying it then you are by definition not asexual.
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@LindorEnjoyer @warbohydrates Lmfao calling kendricks sampling, beats, and flow ass is just flat out lying.
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@laibaakmal @kirawadare The american shouldn't be expected to insist 5 times. Once is understandable, some of these videos they go back and forth for 3 minutes. If you want the american to pay, stop farming good boy points for the camera.
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@theallfather_0 @UTDTrey Judging by his picture he was playing against Buffalo tamers back in 1365.
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@ethnoclasm @deeznutvinecomp Just add cool shit instead of little bum critters that only serve 1 fuckin purpose bro, give more enemy variety, lategame shit etc.
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@ezyjules @DavidZipper Fucking hell, as a european im used to being taller than most cars, looking at this monstrosity,especially in what appears to be a dense city with little parking,it just doesn't make sense to my brain.
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@maintishe @SheabuttrPapi They had my baby videos on cassette tapes maam we are in the first half.
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@CartoonsHateHer 100% dudes are like "oh i just want to live in a mansion with a supermodel who's only job is to care for me and raise my kids" like oh really you want to be in the top 0.001% of people in terms of relationships thats crazy.
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@raygrets @ScramRatz You haven't watched the show. He fucking dances without the cane. He hits people over the head with it. He doesnt spend a single second being a normal cane walker. Are you serious
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@postsenjoyer This is the font that the Chik-Fil-A corporation uses. This makes me believe that the AZGOP and Chik-Fil-A have an unannounced partnership, and that they support the validity of the claims that Haitian immigrants eat pet cats. I will no longer support Chik-Fil-A due yo this.
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@Tipsalolly @Grosdoriane @ithacant Hey retard, boeing is the company that works with nasa to do this shit. Its like youre a bus driver and you say "oh what the bus is made by mercedes and not the local goverment that issues the bus fares? No thanks".
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@MathisonPj @dieworkwear @PaulaGhete Yea this is where your argument collapses. Men do bodybuilding at the amateur level for women. Does it matter if its incorrect to assume the bigger your muscles the more dates you will get? Not really. They still look in the mirror and think"I'll pull all the chicks now".
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@Vallantsaf The real blackpill is that length doesnt matter as much as girth, no matter how long u are as long as its a pencil you're cooked.
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@soft_fox_lad @AgentJxsh @zal01 @DeepDishEnjoyer @kyle_ferriter THE PURPOSE IS DELIVERING MAIL. ITS THE MAIL PEOPLE DELIVERING MAIL. WHY DO THEY NEED TO MAKE PROFIT? ITS FUNDED BY YOUR TAXES.
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@journeytoazure @yeti_0x @CJLaBretonne @v_legal_v_cool @adhd_jeeba @EarthPassenger0 The olive oil that came from my grandparents olive trees that we collected personally in southern greece for longer than I've been alive and processed 5 minutes from their house by a family friend has an extremely light color. It can just be the variety, not a scam.
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@jeonyeobeenlove @Variety You want him to yes, and. a script read when he was given another part of the script and has no idea what the scene is supposed to be?.
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@nealjclark1 @shagbark_hick How is this undignified, they're doing what they can to make ends meet.
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@SensatoMillions @swishnomiss @HeadcACE1906 Its ok to be gay you dont have to put pretty women down for it you can just come out its 2024.
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@1998Fishy @Nuketini Chilling? Vibing? Shooting the shit? Just cause you find em in the cave doesnt mean theyre always in there. Maybe they go outside and explore each others bodies under the moonlight.
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@YinYang_Gamer @VGC_News Theres gonna be like 1 picogram of iron extracted from a dev's nosebleed dont worry about it.
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@ExTerMINater267 @polypocketknife Did you injure yourself or ruin your future by wanting to be a princess? No. What could this kid POSSIBLY do if her mom said "ok, you can feel however you want to feel, and i will love you no matter what" at worst she will cut her hair, or ask for boy clothes. Its a toddler ffs.
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@TheYard @RealChalamet I am an avid movie goer and Yard listener. I am currently not interested in watching 'A Complete Unknown' The Bob Dylan biopic starring Timothee Chalamet, however, his appearance on The Yard would greatly sway my interest. There are tens, if not dozens of people like me out there.
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@CandyClaim @twinkophrenia Divine beings can be evil according to basically every faith. Evil is a spectrum, if the Devil is on the far end, then a god who punishes me for not following arbitrary rules while being a great person is further right on the evil scale than me, someone who wouldn't do that.
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@Jags24Asare @danker_hank Its not elite its barely passable, but american education is just so much worse it makes ours seem good.
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@miamac4sure @SimpBetter This cock measuring contest of who can remember the most facts about an artists life is so corny. Ok, you're a "realer" fan than him. Now what?.
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@yazekial @ReggiSaxx Ok they werent lackluster though they were pretty lit,especially allen.
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@dontaelafrance @theshawnyboy Its pathetic,u dont have any superfans to run it so you manufacture it without any of the authenticity. Its an ad in disguise.
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