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i don't want the old taco bell menu items back, i just want revenge

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Joined February 2009
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πŸ†’ Garfield
5 years
Fuck it, hotdog ristra
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6 years
Literally Nobody:. 90s Corporate Graphic Designers:
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@zal01
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7 months
Endingwalker holding that stick like β€œwhat the fuck am I gonna do with this?”.
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Congratulations to Top 6 of Street Fighter 6 at #Evo2024!. πŸ₯‡ @PunkDaGod .πŸ₯ˆ @Bigbird_fgc .πŸ₯‰ @EndingWalker .πŸ… @momochi212 (4th).πŸ… @GOOD_NEMO (5th).πŸ… @zhennnkuang (5th)
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@zal01
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3 months
@_pacificspirit @ekkvvv Neither of you dumb asses were alive for this.
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6 months
@everlaura13 @Dnellicious @laliskz @astairepilled @bobbyscott04 Nobody is worried about Kanye taking the top spot. Dude is washed more than Katy Perry at this point.
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@zal01
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@Alex08_BH @ThePopTingz Shut the fuck up, fed
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2 years
@theneedledrop Not scary it just kinda sucked.
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3 months
@susanbutworse @thran_legacy that is so fucking funny.
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2 months
@DeepDishEnjoyer @kyle_ferriter You realize door dash is propped up by barely legal employment practices and billions of dollars in investor cash right???. The people who work USPS have pensions and health care. All of that goes away if it’s privatized.
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@zal01
πŸ†’ Garfield
6 months
@mdlnlm @everlaura13 @Dnellicious @laliskz @astairepilled @bobbyscott04 thats because this isn't about Kanye :).
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4 years
@DMACalvert @C0INCELPR0 Wanna know how I got this smooth forehead?.
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4 months
@hexprax Ok so you got a ride with a really lame taxi driver?.
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6 months
@Angelic_Marzzz @brother_eddys @RiverTamYDN @FireWaterBern no, but they weren't the ones creating the culture, they were copying their older siblings and cousins.
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2 years
@CantoDota @staticbluebat That’s so fucking cool tbh.
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6 months
@Viggie_Smalls93 This is a scene from Veep lmao.
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8 months
@ZeroSuitCamus *taps the sign*
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4 years
@Indy_Penned_It @teaartless @giltcomplex @StallmansBeard This is possibly the most embarassing interaction I’ve ever been in on Twitter.
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@zal01
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2 years
@sammymowrey It’s just so fucked bc ableism is incredibly persistent and present in our society and when you act like being expected to do a single calculation on your phone is a catastrophic event people aren’t ever going to take real concerns of accessibility seriously.
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4 years
@chrambi Grimes is right there!.
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4 years
@Indy_Penned_It @giltcomplex @StallmansBeard Mother fucker i have two fucking mac book pros, an iPhone 11 Pro, the Apple Watch and AirPods. I just think you’re pedantic dork who is willfully missing the point and can’t take a joke about their toys for some reason and that u should maybe just not tweet sometimes.
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πŸ†’ Garfield
2 years
@VLeen00 @freshhel @CaucasianJames Chewy chips ahoy are dog shit. But the crunchy ones are a good milk cookie if a bit generic.
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@skullmandible its pretty easy to understand, the term born often means created, and the metaphorical throne here is praise granted to the author for perceived effort. its corny and a weak, but it super easy to know what they were talking about. just make fun of them for being corny instead.
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@muddaub He’s doing better help ads. What a fucking bastard.
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3 years
@imsoconfused42 @noahpasaran @JennyENicholson People used to cook crack in Pyrex.
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When mom gets into war hammer.
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@ZeroSuitCamus Yeah she’s a Disney girlie. They do it all.
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6 months
@chiweethedog lets goooooo
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@midnightsalison @H0UNDS0FLUV Corny. Overwrought. Boring. No swag.
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2 years
@sunnyslopegirl1 @ConroyForReal Call your mom or go pet a cat or do anything that is more rewarding and less annoying than this.
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3 years
@Itsukushimi777 @Thinkythebrain It’s literally all made up anyways.
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3 years
@NoizyChild @aurich It’s a game renown for its art style and presentation. A carelessly made logo implies that this aspect is being ignored.
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7 months
Man I would be so fucking hurt.
@VinnyVinesauce
vinny
7 months
So this just happened at the Foo Fighters show.
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2 years
@ringer @jakeks19 somebody already covered this way better than you and you had the nerve not to even mention them.
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2 months
@themusicisyou @miiseducated @HuffleBoy i don't see any memes about TTPD or dances, nobody references it in pop culture, the singles off the record barely get any air play or show up much on tik tok. Cultural relevance can't be measured by sales/streams alone.
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7 months
@Very__Regular ok but a salad and a footlong should also not cost $40.
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3 years
@fprevost @BrianBuchbinder @susanwherley Francine it literally says to print on those forms. The only time you ever need it is for your signature and believe it or not, you can print that too if your really want!.
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@girldrawsghosts theres a reason this dude can say controversial jokes and veer into hot button issues and has never even sniffed the faintest smell of getting canceled.
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@ultradavid What a fucking loser infiltration has become.
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@chrisgeidner stopping the murder of Palestinians is not a fucking "just right" scenario get the fuck out of here.
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@RobertSchmad @BFriedmanDC Aren’t you the mfers who were saying Obama was from Kenya and Michelle was a Man??. Now you’re worried about decency?. Get fucked.
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@josiahhughes we haven't seen cringe levels this high since obama was still in office.
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7 months
@Shine_NYC forgets which games are one button throw vs two button throw.
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6 months
@D599275D @questionableway they have it in their cars even! idk what the fuck gives, they know it works, and like yeah the energy consumption is bad but so is dying because of heat related issues and getting health threatening bad sleep.
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4 years
this is really shocking, @MarkRonchettiNM what do you have to say for yourself?
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@dicedestroy @IFCYipeS Scammed a bunch of people including Dieminion for thousands of dollars and now he’s a fascist.
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@juliaw7_wood @TurboQueerJC @gabbypascuzzi not a single thing shes done has ever indicated that she markets towards children.
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@awmx_92 they will ban me from this app if i tell you what i think about you.
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2 years
nobody is allowed to just dislike media anymore, they have to justify it with some bizarre take to illustrate that their lack of enjoyment stems from a moral position. you don't have to do this! you are allowed to just not like something.
@RodericDay
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"Breaking Bad" is quintessential fascist propaganda:. White genius conquers unworthy minorities. A tragic self-sacrificing patriarch is under-appreciated by mediocre lessers. Justification for creative aestheticized violence (acid vats, etc.). Contrived worse-than villlains.
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@madisons_mad Using Bubbles is especially heinous bc PPG was pretty firmly pro independent women.
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This would never happen if she’d been dating a pro street fighter player.
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that dead look in my eyes in the first photo is because I was dating a league of legends coach.
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2 months
@crulge the insane thing is that there is really good Jewish food but somehow the Israelis are allergic to making it?.
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@RM1160465 @OrganizerMemes so like are we gonna ignore where our own government aids and abets genocide???. like im sure china is up to all kinds of fucked up stuff, but its impossible to claim a moral high ground when youre government is doing the exact same shit.
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@Ligeti4Life @jonathanbfine So many of these complaints about modern art could be addressed by actually going to a fucking museum and seeing for yourself.
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@_uncle_gworl He’s a generational talent and one of the biggest stars of his era??.
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@AnAngryOpossum Jesus fucking Christ this is so racist lmao.
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@lovecheese4lyfe @chefceliaa @Charlesandsam16 Even in photoshop this wouldn’t take long as long as you knew what you were doing.
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@madisontayt_ they all have untreated agoraphobia and social anxiety and instead of getting help they do shit like this.
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2 years
@knowmiun @VLeen00 @freshhel @CaucasianJames damn this is the most insane response I could imagine I'm so glad you had the crunchy!.
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3 years
@MrAnderson2112 @I_AmOzymandias Bro what fucking year is it that you’re even bringing these two up??.
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3 months
this take always misses the forest for the trees. young men are mad because their material conditions are terrible and their economic opportunities are nonexistant. we expect men to provide and young men do not see a way they will be able to do that and its has radicalized them.
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@realZenFox @LukeMiani It’s still looks like shit??.
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3 years
@peer_rich Yeah super easy to just leave my family and friends and move to a country that I have no connection to.
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@thpock @Boringstein m a r g.t.o .w.e.r.
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2 years
they're all drinking with their own friends.
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3 years
@muckeigh @mrssgyllenhaal @blgtylr We lost two millennial treasures in one cancelation.
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@ArianaIsASlut @skyferrori those are variants not versions.
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7 months
@ZeroSuitCamus An insanely annoying and bad person but you cannot say she isn’t talented.
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@Eve6 @ofthegarza Using those weird ass peavey drums is definitely the move of a sex-haver.
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@Sajam So cool to see @FDsignifier in the mix.
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3 months
@JerryTurin @davidgross_man Jerry, baby. I hate the break the news to you, but if you think these people are too far β€œleft” you are a right winger.
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7 months
@Medz916 @JakeSucky You’re right, what happened today was cooler because he had to make and insane hard read and execute the proper ranged punish to win.
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2 months
@madisontayt_ Only good thing she ever did was make libs of tik tok look like a moron in public.
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4 years
@DrSmoothbrain Grooming 32 year old adults into streaming his new record. It’s very twisted.
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2 months
@The_Hypist @airbagged Shut up, pussy.
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7 months
@xBxAxDxGxExRx @OhMyEmz did her best friend kill themselves in a way that the global media hasn't stopped asking her about it in 30 years???.
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πŸ†’ Garfield
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@williamj @Eve6 Some kid could’ve learned how to badly play smoke on the water with that thing and then let it sit in their parents house until they inevitably sell it for liquor money in 9 years.
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@BenBurgis also red scare had broken with that scene before the 2020 election.
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1 year
@StreetFighter Can we really not even get pack pricing? Like $60 even? I already paid $100+ for this game and season 1 content.
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πŸ†’ Garfield
2 months
@youwouldntpost Daria goes soooo fucking hard. Amazing stuff. Have you gotten the chance to watch the Daria restoration project? It has all the original songs from the MTV run instead of the bullshit dvd/streaming soundtrack.
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@coopercooperco @lfitzmaurice my feeling is they are chasing the rock/punk festival dollar which is insane because the reason those fests work is that you can see an entire 5 years worth of Fuse's heavy rotation bands in a two day event.
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4 years
Make rock dumb again!!!.
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2 years
ppl who think they are too good for abq are fucking clowns.
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2 months
@viv_dark_bloom @LocalCreature I don’t think it’s as painful as you think. Seems more of a shocking matter and something that can be accepted for the best of everyone.
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@HolidayKirk most vinyl record of all time is Rumors.
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2 years
@punished_cait this is so fucking unhinged lmfao
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Shout outs to @LoyalLobo for the ticket!
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6 months
@EndingWalker @MadQueenFGC Congrats big dog, can’t wait to see how many other accolades you get in the FGC. I remember when punk and KnuckleDu were the fresh faces and it’s always exciting to see the next generation pick up the torch.
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everyone is like "infiltration was framed and he didn't actaully do all that bad stuff" and he's literally a nazi now lmao.
@ultradavid
Bundist.UltraDavid
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Please ditch these racists. Let's keep building strong, diverse, positive communities, not just to be done with bigots like them but to more effectively counteract them
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@HolidayKirk They both have created enduring culture by honing their craft and not wavering in their vision. I wake up with one of their songs in my head like 4/7 days a week since July.
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6 months
@SEBUTHEWORLD I took a girl from NYC to Costco and it blew her mind lmao.
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5 years
gotta love all those people who live on the west side, in the heights, or in one of the neighboring rural communities who are outraged at what's happening in OUR downtown. like fuck off, you don't live here, i don't give a shit what somebody from Edgewood thinks about the protest.
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@JennyENicholson I also just think that hi def soft n glossy 3D is really ugly at this point. It feels very disposable.
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πŸ†’ Garfield
2 months
@soft_fox_lad @DeepDishEnjoyer @kyle_ferriter You realize the postal service has tracking too, right??. But anyways. I’m not gonna spend my time arguing with a fucking moron who doesn’t think workers should have pensions or healthcare. Get fucked you little twerp.
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@MaxKriegerVG fez is also really compelling and braid is cringe.
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