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i don't want the old taco bell menu items back, i just want revenge
Albuquerque, NM
Joined February 2009
Endingwalker holding that stick like βwhat the fuck am I gonna do with this?β.
Congratulations to Top 6 of Street Fighter 6 at #Evo2024!. π₯ @PunkDaGod .π₯ @Bigbird_fgc .π₯ @EndingWalker .π
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@everlaura13 @Dnellicious @laliskz @astairepilled @bobbyscott04 Nobody is worried about Kanye taking the top spot. Dude is washed more than Katy Perry at this point.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer @kyle_ferriter You realize door dash is propped up by barely legal employment practices and billions of dollars in investor cash right???. The people who work USPS have pensions and health care. All of that goes away if itβs privatized.
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@mdlnlm @everlaura13 @Dnellicious @laliskz @astairepilled @bobbyscott04 thats because this isn't about Kanye :).
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@Angelic_Marzzz @brother_eddys @RiverTamYDN @FireWaterBern no, but they weren't the ones creating the culture, they were copying their older siblings and cousins.
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@Indy_Penned_It @teaartless @giltcomplex @StallmansBeard This is possibly the most embarassing interaction Iβve ever been in on Twitter.
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@sammymowrey Itβs just so fucked bc ableism is incredibly persistent and present in our society and when you act like being expected to do a single calculation on your phone is a catastrophic event people arenβt ever going to take real concerns of accessibility seriously.
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@Indy_Penned_It @giltcomplex @StallmansBeard Mother fucker i have two fucking mac book pros, an iPhone 11 Pro, the Apple Watch and AirPods. I just think youβre pedantic dork who is willfully missing the point and canβt take a joke about their toys for some reason and that u should maybe just not tweet sometimes.
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@VLeen00 @freshhel @CaucasianJames Chewy chips ahoy are dog shit. But the crunchy ones are a good milk cookie if a bit generic.
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@skullmandible its pretty easy to understand, the term born often means created, and the metaphorical throne here is praise granted to the author for perceived effort. its corny and a weak, but it super easy to know what they were talking about. just make fun of them for being corny instead.
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@sunnyslopegirl1 @ConroyForReal Call your mom or go pet a cat or do anything that is more rewarding and less annoying than this.
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@NoizyChild @aurich Itβs a game renown for its art style and presentation. A carelessly made logo implies that this aspect is being ignored.
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@themusicisyou @miiseducated @HuffleBoy i don't see any memes about TTPD or dances, nobody references it in pop culture, the singles off the record barely get any air play or show up much on tik tok. Cultural relevance can't be measured by sales/streams alone.
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@fprevost @BrianBuchbinder @susanwherley Francine it literally says to print on those forms. The only time you ever need it is for your signature and believe it or not, you can print that too if your really want!.
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@girldrawsghosts theres a reason this dude can say controversial jokes and veer into hot button issues and has never even sniffed the faintest smell of getting canceled.
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@chrisgeidner stopping the murder of Palestinians is not a fucking "just right" scenario get the fuck out of here.
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@RobertSchmad @BFriedmanDC Arenβt you the mfers who were saying Obama was from Kenya and Michelle was a Man??. Now youβre worried about decency?. Get fucked.
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@D599275D @questionableway they have it in their cars even! idk what the fuck gives, they know it works, and like yeah the energy consumption is bad but so is dying because of heat related issues and getting health threatening bad sleep.
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@dicedestroy @IFCYipeS Scammed a bunch of people including Dieminion for thousands of dollars and now heβs a fascist.
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@juliaw7_wood @TurboQueerJC @gabbypascuzzi not a single thing shes done has ever indicated that she markets towards children.
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nobody is allowed to just dislike media anymore, they have to justify it with some bizarre take to illustrate that their lack of enjoyment stems from a moral position. you don't have to do this! you are allowed to just not like something.
"Breaking Bad" is quintessential fascist propaganda:. White genius conquers unworthy minorities. A tragic self-sacrificing patriarch is under-appreciated by mediocre lessers. Justification for creative aestheticized violence (acid vats, etc.). Contrived worse-than villlains.
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@madisons_mad Using Bubbles is especially heinous bc PPG was pretty firmly pro independent women.
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@RM1160465 @OrganizerMemes so like are we gonna ignore where our own government aids and abets genocide???. like im sure china is up to all kinds of fucked up stuff, but its impossible to claim a moral high ground when youre government is doing the exact same shit.
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@Ligeti4Life @jonathanbfine So many of these complaints about modern art could be addressed by actually going to a fucking museum and seeing for yourself.
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@JeremyJ579 @ByYourLogic @ettingermentum @EdwardGLuce @jonathanchait @jbarro @mattyglesias @austinahlman @vanillaopinions @BMarchetich @ryangrim This is one of the best bits Iβve seen on this app in a long time.
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@lovecheese4lyfe @chefceliaa @Charlesandsam16 Even in photoshop this wouldnβt take long as long as you knew what you were doing.
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@madisontayt_ they all have untreated agoraphobia and social anxiety and instead of getting help they do shit like this.
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@knowmiun @VLeen00 @freshhel @CaucasianJames damn this is the most insane response I could imagine I'm so glad you had the crunchy!.
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@MrAnderson2112 @I_AmOzymandias Bro what fucking year is it that youβre even bringing these two up??.
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@peer_rich Yeah super easy to just leave my family and friends and move to a country that I have no connection to.
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@JerryTurin @davidgross_man Jerry, baby. I hate the break the news to you, but if you think these people are too far βleftβ you are a right winger.
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@Medz916 @JakeSucky Youβre right, what happened today was cooler because he had to make and insane hard read and execute the proper ranged punish to win.
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@madisontayt_ Only good thing she ever did was make libs of tik tok look like a moron in public.
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@DrSmoothbrain Grooming 32 year old adults into streaming his new record. Itβs very twisted.
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@xBxAxDxGxExRx @OhMyEmz did her best friend kill themselves in a way that the global media hasn't stopped asking her about it in 30 years???.
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@StreetFighter Can we really not even get pack pricing? Like $60 even? I already paid $100+ for this game and season 1 content.
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@youwouldntpost Daria goes soooo fucking hard. Amazing stuff. Have you gotten the chance to watch the Daria restoration project? It has all the original songs from the MTV run instead of the bullshit dvd/streaming soundtrack.
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@coopercooperco @lfitzmaurice my feeling is they are chasing the rock/punk festival dollar which is insane because the reason those fests work is that you can see an entire 5 years worth of Fuse's heavy rotation bands in a two day event.
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@viv_dark_bloom @LocalCreature I donβt think itβs as painful as you think. Seems more of a shocking matter and something that can be accepted for the best of everyone.
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@EndingWalker @MadQueenFGC Congrats big dog, canβt wait to see how many other accolades you get in the FGC. I remember when punk and KnuckleDu were the fresh faces and itβs always exciting to see the next generation pick up the torch.
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@HolidayKirk They both have created enduring culture by honing their craft and not wavering in their vision. I wake up with one of their songs in my head like 4/7 days a week since July.
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@JennyENicholson I also just think that hi def soft n glossy 3D is really ugly at this point. It feels very disposable.
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@soft_fox_lad @DeepDishEnjoyer @kyle_ferriter You realize the postal service has tracking too, right??. But anyways. Iβm not gonna spend my time arguing with a fucking moron who doesnβt think workers should have pensions or healthcare. Get fucked you little twerp.
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