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Canto 🛠 BRoss

@CantoDota

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he/him ancom, Indycar, NASCAR, Caroline Polachek stan.

Fargo, ND/Moorhead, MN

Joined March 2013

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@7ckngMadDOTA @Peterpandam win a TI before u talk

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@TheWapplehouse I just noticed he said “long way from west Africa” and then “finally real coffee” and doesn’t west Africa produce really good robusta coffee?

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@DangerBrooks @chickenstrip007 “Not my ADHD ass inhaling and exhaling at the same time I’m chewing gum and walking!”

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@CartoonsHateHer Imagining a wealthy person watch Squid Game and go “see, being poor is because you are a bad person”

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@CartoonsHateHer Anybody under 30 dating someone over 30 is guilty of elder abuse.

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@TheEpicDept Do these people join the military because they’re subs and can’t comprehend there could be another outlet for that?

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@CartoonsHateHer Trump voice “AND WE LOVE EM! We love our gay librarians here don’t we?”

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@therealaaronk The 3 Jokers is the best silly meta storyline in DC comics.

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@hostiledesign Just kinda wanna shit on one of those

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@skatie420 Liking this despite being guilty of it because I’ve grown as a person.

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@_mrpussy I feel so bad for her.

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@CartoonsHateHer Same vibes

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@CartoonsHateHer While I wish I knew I was asexual when I was minor, I am glad I have never unironically gone on a screed about how allosexuals have sex wrong.

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@MeganBitchell I thought Jay Leno was fantastic actually!

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@CartoonsHateHer I’ve been waiting all my life to see if saying “I’m an anarchist who believes the state is an apparatus of the capitalist class to control the workers and I know about jury nullification” would get me out of jury duty or not

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@christapeterso “If Israeli leaders are to be tried for war crimes then there United States leaders should as well!” Yes! That’s what I’m advocating for!

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@CartoonsHateHer He craves the YouTube videos of other kids playing with toys

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@musicstruggles1 You missed the best reply lmao

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@skatie420 I literally said both this morning.

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@PoorlyAgedStuff I actually can’t believe this game is still a thing. I’ve never seen a single good thing said about the game, everybody that plays it says it’s the greatest crime against humanity.

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@phosphor_glow Why do people even eat meat if they can’t eat it without it being caked in an inch of seasoning?

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Idubbbz puts out a video saying “slurs aren’t cool and I’m not proud of how I got popular on youtube” and the chuds are like “omg he’s so done what a cuck” like it’s still 2014 gamergate times. Grow up.

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@theserfstv I really enjoy the argument that since the west has done bad things it’s time for us to sit down and let other countries do bad things for a change.

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@jestingtime Imagining a boomer dude that voted for the candidate that became president in every election.

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@frisbeeshane @hostiledesign I can make it stay.

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@PopulismUpdates Albanian Eminem time!

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@brokebackstan @chickenstrip007 I always think about parasocial relationships like “haha I like this guy’s podcast, I feel like we would hit it off hanging out” and then I see something like this and my brain cannot comprehend it.

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@LeftAtLondon Will Smith never had to slur to sell records (idk if that’s actually true)

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@musicstruggles1 I THOUGHT THIS SONG WAS BIG IN GERMANY!!!!

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@PusheenRage @parolanto @StrengthBuild Why do people need a story for everything? Why can’t we just accept sometimes donut shop owners just feel like pulling a gun on somebody?

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I’m a vegetarian for unethical reasons. I actually believe it is morally good to eat meat and I don’t do it because I am evil!

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@CartoonsHateHer When the pandemic first blasted off my friends that were running an anarchist coffeeshop in town made a groupchat and assigned roles to people for the post capitalism commune and I got assigned “banker” because I helped them pay their overdue taxes lol

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@CartoonsHateHer Anarchists be like “abolish prisons” and then never leave their apartment under their own will.

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@CartoonsHateHer Too much grass touching. Let’s get this back on track here.

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@lolnochillwavve @halomancer1 Is this human pet guy?

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@Defunctland Microsoft winning the internet search war by being so underused nobody tries to game the algorithm is great.

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@esjesjesj This only confirms my theory that Grok was originally tailored to Elon’s liking and then when opened to the public was just ChatGPT with extra steps.

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@ByYourLogic America forces senior citizens to make paper plate masks and look depressed

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@JRHawker2012 @JoshuaPotash They still gotta dig up and patch the cement on the greens tho

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@slimphilthy @ContextAqua I loved when Adult Swim aired the entirety of the Aqua Teen movie in a 2 inch Picture in Picture square with no sound during the regular adult swim programming.

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@TitoMahalo The greatest

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@RJTerrace @ampol_moment Can’t unring a bell lol

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@JakeLipskin @ESPNFC Yes

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@CartoonsHateHer It’s like when people were joking along that she definitely saw something otherworldly and then I think some people were saying it and not joking because all their other posts were about summoning spirits and casting spells.

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@JennyENicholson It’s Aragog and Mosag not Aragog and Grosag!

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@BadLegalTakes Has bad legal takes covered “If the teacher is 10 minutes late you’re legally allowed to leave” yet?

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@g4ys0n @ZeroSuitCamus smh more cis male lesbian erasure 😔

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@Latedawn_ @goblinshoes Nice deepfake psyop paid for by Hank Green

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@punished_cait The part that shocks me most about this is the guardrails costing $20k

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@PopulismUpdates Donny Rumsfeld and Saddam is one of my faves. Truly star-crossed lovers.

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@CartoonsHateHer Whatever happened to post-scarcity luxury space communism? Some people are just afraid to dream.

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@halomancer1 “At least three” should really be codified into law.

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@firagawalkwthme I actually love when conservatives complain about concept or abstract art because it reminds me that they live in hell and I am someone with the ability to enjoy life.

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@musicstruggles1 The Barbz aren’t winning this one

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@CartoonsHateHer I’ve had to stop having discussions in anarchist groups about prison abolition. There’s no fundamental shared understanding of what that is or looks like. At least the tankies are consistent with their “gulags are good and I want to be a guard at one” mentality.

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@TheWapplehouse We are both based and big bearded big brained bois

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@CartoonsHateHer That’s disgusting why would you admit that?

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Caroline Polachek stared into my eyes her entire set and now we’re married.

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@NeonBomb__ @depthsofwiki

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@goblinshoes He’s like a guy that thinks the strippers are in love with him.

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@Liv_Agar Got kicked out of the polycule for calling Joe Biden a fascist 😔

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@punishedpope I did not need to know the voice of Dil Pickle’s take on Israel-Palestine

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@musicstruggles1 Nah it’s actually awesome to use copyright law to strongarm corporations into paying you for shit that should be free for average citizens

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@WhackNicholson I’m gonna watch all the Scary Movie series now just to spite you.

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@musicstruggles1 They’re all copying Caroline Polachek

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@Very__Regular My coworker literally thought ALL the beer cans had Dylan on them. When I told him it was just the one case for the TikTok he didn’t believe me.

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@CartoonsHateHer Normalize cutting off contact with your parents because they give “bad vibes” even though they never did anything bad!

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@CartoonsHateHer I kinda wish Reddit was still on strike.

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@PopulismUpdates

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@JennyENicholson She’s not under NDA! Invite her onto your stream!!!!

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@CartoonsHateHer @chickenstrip007 Yeah and he’s me

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@Zetskiii @biggestjoel The nonchalant community really isn’t bothered by it either.

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@reaghhan @JaneOst_ Call me when Taylor Swift writes anything as moving, heartfelt, and emotional as My Curse.

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@TerribleFinance Gimmick accounts not knowing who Spurt Magoo is

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@southermagu @imSuperSpartan @BadMedicalTakes Also they think it’s like anthrax because every drug bust involving fent they report is as “enough to kill x people”

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@hausofdecline Was this from this year or is it an older one I just saw for the first time this year?

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@depthsofwiki Not a hoax! Cops used the mom’s immigration status to get a false confession out of the parents!

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@Very__Regular You’re telling me a nexus of pain and torment fried this rice?

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@hausofdecline Oh, you’re a wokester.

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@TheWapplehouse Oh she’s gonna get transvestigated by her customers.

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@hausofdecline Frottage Cheese

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@CartoonsHateHer Conservatives: “We must protect our children from the constant threat of sexuality!!!!” Also conservatives: “I can’t jerk off to the green M&M anymore! This is a travesty!”

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@brokeberrybomb @JUNlPER

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@CartoonsHateHer If I had a $100k salary I would never shut up about making a “six finger salary”

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@Very__Regular “It’s a rebuilding decade” -what I’ve been telling myself for four years now

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@JUNlPER @elonmusk The dude has probably the biggest car collection in North America and his daily drive is a Tesla. Can’t buy taste I guess.

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@ohshidt Still waiting for the robots to replace me.

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@cringepolitik “No Asian country has ever been imperialist”

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@CartoonsHateHer You’ve clearly never worked in the food industry. It’s actually mandatory that workers try the food right before serving it to a customer in order to insure quality.

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@ampol_moment Albanian Eminem time 😎 🇦🇱

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@JohnWakefieId What do you expect from someone who trains child soldiers and sends them to their deaths?

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@mcp_emo I see riders occasionally at work and I wish I could dump the deets on some of the wild stuff I’ve seen in there. This is pretty tame in comparison. No requirements about specific arm length on of furniture or wood used for the table legs.

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@CartoonsHateHer @chickenstrip007 Nobody understands my struggle of being a 10

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