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you can either have healthcare or this many gatorades
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"i'm a bimbo 🤪" you are a fifth year phd candidate in philosophy.
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I do not fear being fired for my tweets because I do not post in a way that a workplace could comprehend
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I have a confession: I only started washing my legs after the “white people don’t wash their legs” discourse
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bf thinks that every ice cream flavor starts off as vanilla and then they add other stuff. he does not believe in “plain” ice cream. he told me it’s a “lindy truth”
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wow, you’re a girl with subversively conservative values? and you’re really, really skinny?
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women on here really think a man would go through undergrad, med school, and residency to be a gynecologist just so he can look at some coochie
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you can say pretty much anything to men and they’ll be like ok. the male mind is very open to hearing wild shit and going with it
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age 14: listening to ‘some nights’ by fun., one of my favorite bands!!
age 24: I am actively bullying the lead singer of fun. on twitter for buying an iPhone 12 mini
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boyfriends love making dinner and cleaning the whole apartment every day while they collect facts to tell you when you get home
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ppl will tell you how dangerous a city is but they themselves have never been harmed or know anyone who has
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“women posting their Ws” account threatening to turn this place into linkedin
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not to get POLITICAL but every palestinian I’ve ever known has been like wounded to their core and radicalized by the situation and every israeli I’ve ever known has been like “yeah I’m not really into politics! it’s cool that you know about my country though, thanks for asking,”
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and only has 2k followers…. Mental illness
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unemployed guys treat dark souls like a full time job
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also
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there was like a 7 year period where guys were trying to get nerd pussy by dressing like this. today’s kids don’t know
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When I was 20 I dropped my (no warranty) iphone in the sink and fried it but the lesbian chick at the apple store had a silence of the lambs moth tattoo and I told her it was sick and she just walked into the back and got me a new phone. That was that. I think she was an angel
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idk if this is a joke but it gets funnier the longer I look at it
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a girl asked a guy out via a meme on the r/prequelmemes subreddit and he publicly turned her down
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it boils my blood when coastal elite girls say “I’m a midwest 10🤪” bc have you ever seen an ex minnesota sorority girl
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in my communist utopia we would only have purple and red Powerade zero
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come on bro
I don’t think Disney cast members can ask for selfies so I always just ask if I can take a selfie with them and post it to my Twitter so they can have it. I hope this finds them!!
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polyamory is not an excuse to have toothbrushes that look *this* nasty
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realizing things that happened to u during childhood happened to a child <<<<<<<
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ok sorry is it just me or are these in... extremely bad taste
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if you can relate to this you should just ask your parents for money
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@princessashtray
I would think this is fake if I didn’t live in the PNW for the first 24 years of my life lol
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uhhh i mean ok i guess i don’t mind paying. how much?
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sorry I don’t care that a random person finished nursing school
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years ago i matched on tinder with someone who literally worked at the south pole and they sent me pictures of pingins and minded their business. this is a model for how you should behave online
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Drink cranberry juice instead of wine because wine is too expensive but you absolutely cannot skimp on The Ordinary
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Donald glover is soooo lucky that everyone forgot he spent his first several albums rapping about his racial preferences and why it’s ok to be rich
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it’s sooooo crazy of grocery stores to play the thunder and lightning effect when they mist the veggies tbh
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tbh it’s embarrassing to the left that we’ve never done this lol
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just saw these two pfps arguing about the wage gap
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@BHuepfel
Yeah for sure. I’m just saying being a female doctor doesn’t automatically make you a good person either idk
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millennial white women are all like ok I NEED a half sleeve that’s all blackwork of flowers
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homeschooling is quirky but harmless that’s why the dominant stereotype about homeschoolers is that they are grossly maladapted, have massive behavioral issues, strange ideologies, and developmental delays.
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yeah I got an eating disorder. eating dis order of falafel
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men love making you listen to cumtown excerpts on youtube
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i'll never be fully ready to discuss this but a couple months ago i was out for lunch w someone and i made fun of the baltimore DSA race weighted voting system and it turned out they were actually one of the people who invented the baltimore DSA race weighted voting system
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how you guys look making fun of “guys who only read david foster wallace and listen to radiohead”
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this website is full of people who want to overthrow the government but are afraid to smoke weed
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@nateruessmusic
“sunglasses asking bout a scar” was a wild concept. why was he asking about a scar? is he asking about her scar? What scar?
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every autistic leftist has a magical moment where they realize it’s actually good politics to be really into trains
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guy dies in his sleep age 94 year 2076
me: vaccine?
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did you guys know you can be your own ubereats driver by just ordering directly from the restaurant and going and picking it up yourself?
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you can either have healthcare or this many oreos
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my favorite hobby is sitting like this to look at stuff on bottom shelves and then almost blacking out when I stand up
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Seriously girls want a guy who sits around and is kinda mean
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& I know there are a *lot* of people in Baltimore who have been harmed, and whose loved ones have. I’m referring to the people who are not effected by violence but who victimize themselves
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I saw a guy walk out of a 7/11 with some stuff he bought there
just saw a guy walk out of 7/11 with three blue powerades
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and then she posted another meme about how okay she was just being friends
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Ken Jennings called me “weird” when I met him at my local library in 2011. Now I get my revenge by searching for key words in his Twitter history
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I love that we have a female VP but she’s an evil cop with no charisma who’s always xanned out. Equality baby
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I will never understand why the left twitter take is “ew Protestantism” meanwhile glorifying Catholicism
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It’s time for the normal breasted community to take a stand and demand a return to ass-first thinking
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I know most keto diets are not “true” keto but the idea of intentionally depriving your brain of glucose is so funny
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you girls were raving over pics like these just a few short years ago… don’t think I’ve forgotten
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just saw someone saying that jesus allowing himself to be crucified has “BDSM overtones”
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sorry it’s so funny that James spends presumably all his time on twitter and yet thinks “white boy summer” is still funny enough to wear on a shirt to a party on July 4th
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I’ll save you some time.. apparently they poured water in a lady’s face
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my bf and his friend are putting on a cumtown and dark souls “theatre” for us ladies
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….. no it’s to prevent you choking to death on your own vomit while under anesthesia
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no offence babe but I don’t think white people needed my help getting a bad name
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